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Kissyface's web page self-hacked?
   Link 
 Excerpt:
As you may have heard, Bush's boyfriend accused Lamont's campaign of "hacking" 
into his campaign website. However, Kissyface offered no evidence that Lamont's 
supporters were to blame.

Quote of the Day "No. I don't like what they said."   -- Kinda Sleazy Rice on the Death to America       rallies that draw hundreds of thousands of        al-Sadr supporters in Iraq    Link

In Today's Tequila Treehouse... 2006 October Surprise Spy case ruling  Foreign policy poker  Kissyface & Race  Bush screws seniors  BP: Pipeline closing Gene Lyons column Wolfie the Wolf  Madonna rocks Rome  Bush Blew a Guy

Quotes

"...the Iranian people dislike their regime. I think ...the right use 
 of targeted military force ...could cause them to reconsider 
 whether they really want to have this regime in power."
   -- Bill Kristol, begging Bush to murder Iran like murdered Afghanistan and Iraq    Link
 

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A 2006 October Surprise
   by former senator Gart Hart

 huffingtonpost.com

 Excerpt:
As an increasing number of Republican Members of Congress confront unhappy, sometimes angry, 
constituents finally fed up with the absence of purpose in the continued U.S. occupation and the death 
and dismemberment of young American troops for no purpose having to do either with combating the 
jihad or making the U.S. secure, they will demand White House rescue for their political careers.
 

They have stolen so much and killed so many.
If they lose congress, they could be held accountable for the crimes.
They'll do anything to scare America into keeping them in power.

Glad I don't live or work in New York City.
 

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Judge to rule on spying case
 She could alter Bush's fake 'war on terror'

 Link

 Excerpt:
Any day now, Judge Anna Diggs Taylor is expected to rule on the ACLU's request to 
strike down Bush's illegal domestic spying program. The ruling could affect the civil rights 
of millions of Americans and alter the course of the administration's war on terror.

The ACLU sued the NSA in January, calling unconstitutional its program of spying on 
law abiding Americans for political advantage without obtaining search warrants first. 
The suit says the program has hampered journalists, scholars, lawyers and others trying 
to speak to sources overseas.

Bush's henchmen say the program is vital and legal - even if they have zero arrests. 
They want Taylor to dismiss the US Constitutionsuit, saying the case cannot proceed 
without divulging BFEE secrets for world domination.
 

"Evil men wouldn't do that!"
 

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Foreign policy poker
 Bush plays "gambler's fallacy"

 Link

 Excerpt:
One discredited system for casino gambling is the Martingale System. 
This betting scheme is incredibly simple: bet a dollar. 

If you lose, bet two on the next hand. If you lose that one, bet four, and so on. 
Sooner or later, the theory goes, you have to win one, and by doubling your bet 
each time, you make sure you win back what you lost in the previous rounds..

The small bet was Afghanistan, a dramatic loss. That bet was doubled in Iraq; 
even senior Administration officials are so certain that the news is from Iraq is 
unambiguously awful that they have resorted to refusing to prepare a National 
Intelligence Estimate for Iraq because they know they won't like what it says.

And like the perfect fools the Martingale System requires, 
the Neocons are demanding that their losing bet be raised again. .
 

He's gambling with American lives and the futures of your kids.

...and he's playing a discredited system - he's gambling drunk.
 

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Subject: Stealing Connecticut

There isn't a voting machine invented yet in CT that the GOP hasn't already "fixed."

Notice the latest PR that has Lieberman pulling back even? 
If there wasn't this sort of PR in advance, the GOP couldn't get away with what it's about to do. 
Yep, you got it. The Connecticut election is already stolen, at least in the race of great import. 
(sigh, there are already problems with absentee ballots.)

The GOP loves Lieberman so much they'll risk fixing a primary·for the other party. 
Lamont will get more votes, but he'll lose the election. Sound familiar?
 Richard
 

Richard, you could be right. A Lamont victory would produce headlines such as,
"America rejects Bush's war," and they'll never allow anything to challenge their power.

They have Earth in a stranglehold and they're not going to let gto.
 

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Quotes

"The obligation of reporting is to tell and tell and tell of the deaths and 
  great injuries of young Americans sent to die by old draft dodgers in Washington.
  Cheney is a serial draft dodger: five deferments, a national record."
     -- Jimmy Breslin,   Link
 

Jimmy's wrong.
The obligation of today's whore press is to protect the killers and hide their crimes.
 

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Subject: the human breast

Bart,

I will never, ever understand how any man can object to women baring their breasts. 
I am shocked that any man would object to a woman's breast. no matter what the context. 
Titillated by that magazine cover?  One breast from the side with the nipple covered? 

In Europe women take their tops off on the beach routinely and nobody loses it. 
Women are prone to hide them because of the fear that men will react boorishly.

As Sting said, "Free free, set them free."
 Mark
 

If you pounch in "Janet Jackson super bowl," in Google's images, you'll get dozens if not 
hundreds of pictures of her naked breast, which I guess most people have already seen.

The religiously-insane handjobs who've hijacked our government fined individual CBS
affiliates for broadcasting "that horror" in an effort to "protect" us.

Hey, Der Monkey, why not protect us from your former oil partners, instead?
 

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Kissyface: Let's talk about race
 Trying too late to change the subject?

 WaHoPo

 Excerpt:
In a dramatic bid to stave off a potential defeat in tonight's primary, Sen. Kissyface
rejected charges that he has been one of the chief cheerleaders for Bush's bloody quagmire.

 "I love Dubya!"

Kissyface has hammered Lamont in ads aimed at Connecticut's lone black voter,
criticizing Lamont for membership in a country club that is not known for its diversity.
 

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Subject: get outta da way!

Bart, I'm surprised at you, and your hi I.Q.
Wonder how fast you could get outta the way if
you knew a bomb was coming in the next 2 or 3 min.?

It would shock you how fast an old white guy with bad knees can move.
 

What if your fam. was in the shower, or basement?
You're going to run and grab them--maybe your wallet or a gun.

If you had small kids in the house..... you'd have to drag them
by their clothes (no time to explain to run for your life here).

Koresh!
THEN you would all have to get out of harm's way, how far would YOU get?
 Jackie
P.S. I'm not an anti-semite, just realistic
 

I live in a dimension where if I say the sun is hot and bright
I can only get one out of five people to agree with me.

I'm going to try to say this as clearly as I can.

If you're sitting in your home,
- not trapped in an iron lung,
- not charged with taking care of 99 dying old people,
- not running a day care for 99 HIV infants,
- (add another 99 disclaimers of your choosing)

...and a Hezbollah rocket launcher pulls up to your front yard
and points their barrel towards Israel during a hot-as-hell war,
that MIGHT give you an indication that danger is imminent.
 

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Quotes

"I don't believe that a statement that is obtained
  under torture should be admissible." 
      --Maj. Gen. Scott C. Black, Army J.A.G., Link
 

"The same president who says he listens to his generals 
  won't listen to the best military advice on treating detainees. ." 
     --Maj. Gen. Scott C. Black, Army J.A.G.,  Link
 

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Bush screws seniors
Cutting back on doctor reimburements
 so he can give more tax cuts to super-rich

 Link

 Excerpt:
Medicare reimbursements to doctors are set to drop by nearly 5 percent next year. 
Physicians say that could make it harder for elderly patients to see a doctor. 

Mark McClellan, Bush's cromy administrator for the Medicare/Medicaid Services, 
told reporters Monday that the agency would soon issue new regulations updating 
reimbursement rates for physicians. He refused to say just how bad the seniors are
getting screwed but added, "Bush isn't facing the voters again so why should he care?"
 

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Younger adults hate Bush more

 Link

 Excerpt:
Bush's hopes of attracting a new generation of voters to the Republican Party may be fading, 
as younger Americans are far more critical of his job performance than the broader population. 

A poll of Americans age 18 to 24 found Bush's approval rating was 20 percent. 
That compares to a 40 percent among Americans of all ages.

"The very cultural issues the president wants to use to rally his party's base are exactly the issues 
that are alienating younger voters,'' said Ross Baker, a political scientist at Rutgers. "Across a broad 
swath of social issues, younger Americans see Bush as being out of line with what they believe.'' 
 

Now & then you'll read a story about a Palestinian kid growing up with an Israeli friend - hate free.
Today's kids have no problem with black friends, gay friends, foreign friends, but the GOP is built on 
hate, and that hate must be stoked or they'll lose the glue that holds them together, the bastards.

If we could find a Democrat willing to speak plain English, that message might get out.
 

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Right-wing Sex with Animals

 newshounds.us

 Excerpt:
Anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley on The Alan Colmes Show:

AC: "You had sex with animals?"
NH: "Absolutely. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."
NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"
NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality...
       Welcome to domestic life on the farm...":
 

I'm not sure if this is the same Republican, but Randi's been playing some audio of some
GOP nut who says he cut many a hole in a warm watermelon when he was growing up.

But it makes sense that they'd have sex with animals because animals can't say,
"No Rush, I refuse to have sex with you. Go find a Dominican kid."
"Sorry, Paul Harvey, I'm not in the mood right now."  etc.
 

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Subject: bumper sticker

A bumper sticker I saw here in Everett, WA:

Frodo Failed. Bush Has The Ring...

Dhal
 

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Subject: Del Castillo/Katrina diary

Just returned from seeing Del Castillo in Nashville.
Amazing, I bought all three CD's... Couldn't wait to get home to listen.

I opened your page to send you a thank you for your recommendation and clicked
on the Katrina Diary  After I stopped crying the focus of my email changed.

I went to Mississippi after Katrina and was there during Rita...the people came to the
shelter to try to find their pets, something, anything left of their lives before the storm.
Every story had the same thread, no one ever came.  They lost every thing and they
needed to tell their story.  I have never felt so helpless, all I could do for them was listen,
very few found their pets.  Most had no place to take them even if they did find them.

Experiencing  the powerful resilience that lives in the hearts of all those folks who shared
their stories has changed me forever. It has changed me as much as the devastating remorse
for what has become of our country.  I am angry and I want to fight for change so
I wear my  WPE shirt with pride and talk to any one who will listen.

Thanks for all you are doing,
Hopefully soon the Nation will wake up.
 Theresa
 

Subject: Del Castillo

Went to see them at 3rd & Lindsley last night with my friend Theresa.
They were great...you have damn fine taste.

A guy was there wearing a WPE t-shirt and Theresa struck up a conversation with him.
He came over before he left and said that he'd sat with you and Mrs. Bart about a year ago
watching Del Castillo in Memphis.

Anyway, I've been telling my pals at the animation house about this great group.
Thanks!  I would never have gone if you hadn't mentioned them on your site.
 Lisa H
 

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BP: Pipeline closing may last for months 
  Who first told you oil was going to $200?

 news.yahoo.com

 Excerpt:
BP said Monday it discovered corrosion so severe that it will have to replace 16 miles 
of pipeline at the huge Prudhoe Bay oil field ÷ work that could shut down the nation's 
single biggest source of domestic crude for months and drive gasoline prices even higher. 
 

The oil companies are making billions in profit but they don't bother with upkeep?
There's a section about this in BCR 96, out hopefully, tomorrow.
 

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Subject: Chinaco run to Tulsa

Bart,

Last weekend I needed a destination for a road trip, so I decided to find
your source for $35 Chinaco Anejo in Tulsa.   Here in Santa Fe it's about $55.
Yes, I spent about $200 in gas just to save $20 on great tequila.

I'd never been to Tulsa so it took me a while to find your source -- Parkhill Liquors, right?
And I guess you'd been tapping that source because, dammit, all they had was the Reposado.
They didn't even know when they'd get the Anejo again. (You poor man, I hope you stocked up).

I bought the last two Reposados just to make the trip worthwhile.
I also decided to try two others: Buscadores Anejo and Cielo Anejo.
I haven't actually tasted them yet...just hoping they were also worth the trip.

Oh yeah, and thanks for your great site. I've been an addict for years...
 Mark
 

Yes, that's where the best prices are.
As a rule, Chinaco Anejo isn't a big seller, so lately some stores have dropped
their price for ther good stuff under $40 just to move it off the shelves.

I'm not familiar with Buscadores Anejo and Cielo Anejo.
Lemme know how they are.
 

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President has no clue (Ep 2)

 Link

 Excerpt:
"Why can't I hear what the other person's saying on this telephone?"
The press official removes the telephone from Bush's grasp, twists it round, and straightens it out.

"Sir," he says. "To use a telephone effectively, you have to hold the microphone next to your mouth,
and the speaker next to your ear. It doesn't work as efficiently if you hold it the other way around!"

"I hate all this modern technology," says Bush.
"Dya know, in some parts of Texas they still use smoke signals?
I've got nothing against progress. I just don't like it."
 

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Wild Guess

Which of these is a bigger threat to American families since Bush became president.

Playing poker online?
The bastards who raised prices 400% on the costs of gas and home heating?
 

Now, guess which of those our crooked congress is going after?
 

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Subject: faking a false-positive drug test

What's in a birth-control pill?  Hormones! The hormone active in birth-control pills 
can effectively be introduced into the body through a skin patch.

So, how do you get a positive urine sample to ruin cycle boy? Splash it on his skin, 
and perhaps mix it with other substances that enhance its absorption.

Watching the Tour-de-France, I saw the crowd throw water on their "favorite" riders 
to cool him down.   What if that "water" was laced with synthetic testosterone?
The body would readily absorb it.

So, Landis wins.  Landis changes clothes.  His clothes go to the cleaners. 
Landis goes to the showers and washes away all exogenous evidence.

He then fails the post-race test. 
This poor fool done got "proofed."

Mission Accomplished.
 DanD
 

Sounds reasonable to me...
 

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WPE talk

Print out this wpe-card.pdf then cut them up.

Or print out this one,

by a SMSgt, USAF (Ret.)

If you bought a WPE shirt, it might save you a lot of trouble to download that PDF
or the SMSgt card and print out 2-3 pages and cut them into little pieces.
Saves time, and sane Americans who stop you on the street will thank you for it.
 

Subject: my WPE shirt

Hi Bart,
Well, here I am in Washington D.C.

Went out to a movie, Gore's An Inconvenient Truth, wearing my WPE shirt.
I have never had so many people speak to me on the street! (or the Metro)

Needless to say, the comments were all positive.
I tried to sell as many shirts as possible.

Movie was good too.
Robert
 

Dude, what's it like living in a city with intelligent people?
 

 Here's my picture, Bart!

 Get WPE t-shirts HereWe take credit cards

Of course, PayPal still works too. 

No problem here
  by Gene Lyons

 nwanews.com

 Excerpt:
Many journalists pretend that receiving abuse from persons on both ends of the political 
spectrum proves their even-handedness. No, it doesn't. This column makes no pretense 
of neutrality, only accuracy. Even so, it's hard to ignore the irony of being denounced
as an agent of the International Zionist Conspiracy one week and an unrepentant
anti-Semite the next. Lord knows, the current Middle Eastern catastrophe in the making 
isn't about me. Even so, I'm persuaded that these things need to be talked about. Recently,
I wrote that right-wing slurs against "liberals," as promulgated by Ann Coulter and others,
"are basically identical to the crimes of the Jews as Hitler saw them." My point wasn't that
anybody's planning a pogrom, but that the Coulter / Limbaugh / Hannity message is a kind of 
homogenized Fascism Lite.
 

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Dehumanizing others is no virtue

  Link

Excerpt:
Bush administration officials have admitted in whispers that no evidence has been found of a link
between al-Qaida and Iraq. It is also immoral because it assumes that revenge is appropriate. 
The second argument reveals twisted immorality. Because Saddam was a mass murderer, 
we're not responsible for our failure to protect Iraqis when we have taken charge of their country. 
He was worse than we are, he killed through commission, we kill (for the most part) through omission. 
Our only sins were to make war on the basis of false arguments with little understanding of the people 
whose social system we destroyed and to establish an occupation of arrogant incompetence. 
Thus the ineffable Paul Wolfowitz, the intellectual architect of the Iraq war, could say, 
"I think that there are ethnic differences in Iraq, but they are exaggerated."

Right! 

The Kurds, Sunnis and Shiites will be too busy celebrating our liberation to kill one another. 
It is unlikely that Wolfowitz assumes any responsibility for what went wrong.
 

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Who's the champ?

In the past five years, who has killed more innocent civilians?

George Bush or all of al Qaeda, worldwide, combined?
 

Old gambler's trick:
In any bet, bet on the Texan to be the killer.
 

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Bush Is A Bed Wetter
 Childhood nanny tells all

  Link

Excerpt:
A new tell-all book by Bush's childhood nanny claims that the president wet his bed throughout 
his entire adolescence and beyond. In fact, evidence has been produced that shows Bush's 
bed wetting continued unabated throughout his college years. At Yale, his problem was so severe 
that his fraternity brothers gave him the nickname "Pee Wee Wee" which they jokingly
used to mock him about his small stature and propensity for soiling sheets.

Bush's nanny, Cynthia Johnson, said, "He was an awful bed wetter. I don't think a morning went by
that he didn't wake up in his own urine. It just drove his mother Barbara crazy. Why, I remember 
her hanging his soaking wet sheets out of his window to try to shame it out of him."
 

Geez, no wonder he grew up exploding frogs.
No wonder he's into torture and murder now.
 
 

"Nanna!  You promised!!

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Subject: her Poodle

After all these months of arguing, it all became clear when you wrote:

> Exact-a-mundo, and bet that she, unlike Bush, has an exit strategy already in place.

YOU'RE ON HER PAYROLL.
How else can you be so damn sure of what she's got going on?

You should leave comedy to the professionals.
 

Why Bart...you're Hillary's poodle. 
Who would have guessed?
 Mary Anne
 

Isn't it obvious?  Even to the slow-of-wit?
She voted for the war to innoculate herself from the "peacenik" label.
That's why she avoids Cindy Sheehan - until she can invite her to the Oval Office.

Her vote changed nothing and it served her (and our) political necessities.
She doesn't like this war - she's not making $200B a day like the BFEE is.
She was always going to distance herself from the war - at the right time.

It's called politics.
She's a master being advised by the master.
 

 Comments

Coulter's book lies listed
 Slut has to lie, the truth won't do

 mediamatters.org

 Excerpt:
On Page 175, Coulter attacked "liberals" who would "foist" sex education topics 
such as "anal sex, oral sex, fisting, dental dams, and 'birthing games'" on kindergarteners. 

In fact, the woman Coulter quoted was Dr. Beverlie Conant Sloane, 
then-director of health education at Dartmouth College. 
 

They have kindergartners at Dartmouth?
Of course not - it was just another lie from Frau Coulter.
 

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Subject: Kissyface

Just got back from voting. That sombitch is gone
 Big
 

Big, let's hope you're right.
If Diebold gives him the win, we're on to Iran.
 

 Comments?

Brits probe Cheney's cash cow

 news.yahoo.com

 Excerpt:
Halliburton is being investigated by Britain's Serious Fraud Office over the company's role 
in a plot to pay bribes to win billions of dollars worth of contracts at a Nigerian oil plant.

The allegations came to the fore three years ago, when a former executive at the plant 
told a French judge that it had run a slush fund to win contracts since the mid-1990s.

According to the Financial Times, more than 12 billion dollars has been invested into the plant, 
which cools natural gas into liquefied form so that it can be shipped.
 

They've stolen so many hundreds of billions, it would be ironic if they got busted
on some penny-ante $12B deal, like Al capone getting busted for shoplifting candy..
 

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Subject: Kissyface marries Bush in CT

 Link

Hey Bart, your WPE signs are famous...
 jackt 
 

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Why you must hate her
  by Douglas Herman

 Link

Which would be the lesser of two evils? 
Condi or Hillary? 
Madam Death or Ms. Walking War Crime? 

ha ha
America's first lady president is "Ms Walking War Crime?"
Could somebody list the war crimes she has committed?
To speak this crazy, you gotta be nut about Israel.
 

Hillary Clinton, 
Ms. Walking War Crime, 
is the Stepford wife of candidates. 
She is the Imelda of the East Coast, 
the Iron Maiden of Manhattan, 
the Dragon Lady of the Dems, 
altogether devoid of conscience 
and far scarier than Condaleeza Rice. 

Looks like name-calling is the new evidence.

Attacking the Democratic front-runner with such vile bile 
tells me this writer desperately wants the Bush era to continue.

Wait, there's more:

Not only that but Hillary positively beams, appearing as rosy as a fresh apple pie, 
while Condi scowls and looks mean and scary. Which bitch would YOU prefer?

That does it - I'm joining the Kos crusade to stop her.
It's America's last hope, right? 
Stopping the lady who appears "rosy?"

Can you believe she commits those kinds of atrocities unscathed?
 

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Party at the Palms, Sept 16

 Updates - Info
 

 Some details about the plan:
 

  Comments?

Let's hope today is the last day we have to put up with Joe Lieberman.

Madonna rocks the Vatican

 music.yahoo.com
 

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