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In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Lieberman Loser Lamont Alert  Cover-up Chairman  Mike Moore Cautions Hatin' on Her  Moon's money  Foreign Policy Guide Lamont Plot Detailed  Hubbard baby? Bush Blew a Guy

Quotes

"This shows what blind loyalty to George Bush and being his love child means."  
    -- Rahm Emanuel on Kissyface's defeat,   Link
 

 Comments?

Lieberman's Loser 'Bipartisanship'
   by Robert Parry

 consortiumnews.com

 Excerpt:
Lieberman has tolerated aggressive partisanship from Republican strategists like Karl Rove
or from right-wing pundits such as Sean Hannity - even when they denounce Democrats
as unpatriotic, un-American or treasonous.

Despite the insults that right-wing pundits have hurled at Democrats and liberals, Lieberman
still relishes his appearances on Fox News - where he has hailed Hannity as a personal friend
- and on any number of other national pundit shows.
 

Note: Consortiumnews.com  is the most important site in the Internet

 Comments?

Lamont win brings Orange Alert
 Why didn't we vote for Joe like Bush wanted?

 news.yahoo.com

 Excerpt:
The terror scheme disrupted in London is "suggestive of an al-Qaida plot," say the Bushies
as they issued their highest terrorism alert ever for commercial flights from Britain to the US 
and raised the threat level for all domestic and international flights. 

Bush crony Michael Chertoff said there was no indication of plotting in the US but the Lamont
situation called for further scaring of all Americans.  Bush raised the threat level for flights from 
Britain to "red," designating a severe risk of terrorist attacks. All other domestic flights in the US
were put under an "orange," alert - one step below the highest level.

Bush banned all liquids and gels from flights, including toothpaste, makeup, suntan lotion. 
Baby formula and medicines were exempted because the terrorists would never stoop that low.. 
 

 Comments?

Subject: Dennis the whore

Dear Bart:

Nope, Miller lost his career because he ceased to satirize the rich and
powerful and began mocking the poor and weak. That's just not funny.
Funny is the essence of comedy. That's why Bartcop.com is successful.

It's not that conservative politics can't be funny, South Park sticks it lefty
pretensions is a funny manner all the time. Making fun of those who have
nothing has never been funny, it's the sign of malignant narcissist.

 EL
 

I think we're talking about the same thing.
Before he turned whore, Miller called the GOP Nazis all the time.

Now he is one.
 

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Chairman of the Cover-up Committee
 That would be Pat Roberts (R-Whore)

 Link

 Excerpt:
As chairman of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, Sen. Pat Roberts's (R-KS) duty is
"to provide vigilant legislative oversight over the intelligence activities of the United States" and
"to assure that such activities are in conformity with the Constitution and laws of the United States."
But on the most important intelligence issues facing Americans - such as the manipulation of Iraq
intelligence, warrantless domestic spying, and torture - Roberts has transformed his committee
into a "Senate Coverup Committee" for the Bush administration.

Warrantless Domestic Spying
Iraq Intelligence
Intelligence Leak Hypocrisy
Torture
What Editorial Boards Are Saying
 

"Roberts is my nigga..."
 

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Subject: Crazy bitch boils husband in oil

Authorities have said they were unsure what led to the assault.
The couple had been married only a short time.

In *my* prior marriage experience, that kind of animosity takes YEARS to build.
   --dave
 

ha ha

I remember once on Law & Order, Lenny was investigating the death of a housewife.
To save time, they always look at the husband first, and when Lenny's partner asked about motive,
Lenny replied, "Well, they were married."
 

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A Cautionary Note
 by Michael Moore

 Link

 Excerpt:
Nearly every Democrat set to run for president in 2008 is responsible for this war.
They voted for it or they supported it. That single, stupid decision has cost us 2,592
American lives and tens of thousands of Iraqi lives. Lieberman and Company made
a colossal mistake -- and we are going to make sure they pay for that mistake.
Payback time started last night.

I realize that there are those like Kerry and Edwards who have now changed their position
and are strongly anti-war. Perhaps that switch will be enough for some to support them.
For others, like me -- while I'm glad they've seen the light -- their massive error in judgment is,
sadly, proof that they are not fit for the job. They sided with Bush, and for that, they may
never enter the promised land.

To Hillary, our first best hope for a woman to become president, I cannot figure out
why you continue to support Bush and his war.
 

I guess this is Mike's way of poking her, prodding her into denouncing Bush's quagmire.
As her poodle (they say I'm advising her) I expect her to make the right move at the right time.
I think it's a mistake for Mike to paint her as Kissyface II.

Does anyone besides me trust Al Franken? (He may ride her coattails to the senate in '08.)
Franken agrees with my assessment of why the senate Dems voted for war. (Playboy interview)
Franken also said Kissyface lost not for originally voting for the war, but because he wrote an
op-ed piece for the Whore Street Journal where he said, quoting Franken,
"The war in Iraq is going great!"

It's one thing to believe the CIA's top secret briefing.
It's another thing to say, "The war in Iraq is going great!" when you know that's a bald-faced lie.

Reread Mike's first sentence.
Maybe, instead of going with the front-runner with the name recognition, the money and the name,
we should go with a softer, easy fella (Edwards) or the man who puts the "L" in "liberal," Kucinich.

Not trying to pick a fight with Mike Moore, but it's reeeeeeeeeeeeal easy to have an opinion
about who NOT to run if you don't follow that with a candidate to compare her to.

Do you know why Mike didn't mention a better candidate?
It's because every other Democrat is running 20-25 points behind her.

Mike knows that.
 

Bottom line:
After Lamont's big win, politicians are about to start turning on this war.
Lamont just moved everybody's timetable up.

That's a good thing.
 

 Comments?

Subject: the monkey engineer

Bart,

Do you ever get the feeling someone is pulling your leg when they
send you what appears to be "monkey mail" and they seem SO stupid?
It's almost hard to believe anyone is THAT stupid?

Anyone THAT stupid won't be reading YOUR page, bart
....too many big words and difficult concepts.

I think sometimes they just want to see their name on your website. ;-)
 ducks
 

Two thoughts:
Why in the world does he think I'm an engineer?
If he's an engineer, maybe he worked on the Big Dig.
 

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Subject: Del Castillo

On one hand, it's great that Del Castillo is getting the attention and admiration (respect, esteem,
love, slavish devotion, etc) that they deserve; on the other hand, we might not get to access the guys
after shows in  the manner to which we have become accustomed (they are all so NICE  as well as
mega-talented!) when they move on to the bigger venues.

Well, such is life.
One of my daughters sat on the sidewalk with Bono after a U2 concert in KC 20 years ago.
I do wish the best for the  Del Castillo band and it's members.
And I (and all my family members) are grateful that you inspired us to check them out.

Roberta in KC
 

Roberta, watch this page for info on the Del Castillo Tequilafest in Austin.
 

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Random Thought

If Israel keep losing this war, we may have to call a cease fire
so we can spend billions to evacuate them all to the United States.
It would've been so much easier if they'd just listened to me in the first place.

One thing tho, once all the Jews are gone,
what will the Muslims have to bitch about?
 

  Comments?

Subject: President Pee Wee's boy

Bart,

Loserman is the ranking Democrat of the Senate Homeland Security Committee.
Seems to me that the Dems should give him the boot since he has abandoned the Democratic party.

What do you think?
 Robert
 

I agree, and for the record, I'll bet he drops out.

You see this in poker.
A guy goes all in when you're bluffing, so - just to make him squirm - you act like you're 
all torn with indecision, like you might call him, ...but you end up throwing away your hand.

If the senate Dems had any brains (should I finish this sentence?) they would've told Joe,
"We'll support you against Lamont only if you agree to drop out when you lose."

So many problems can be solved if you plan ahead,
but our side rarely does anything that intelligent.
 

 Comments?

Hatin' on Her

 Link

 Excerpt:
Lying bitch
shrew
Machiavellian
evil, power-mad witch
the ultimate self-serving politician
Criminal
megalomaniac
fraud
dangerous
devil incarnate
satanic
power freak
Satanic
Political whore

Dick Bennett has been polling New Hampshire voters for 30 years.
...and he's never seen anything like it.

Bennett runs American Research Group Inc., a highly regarded, independent polling company
based in Manchester, N.H. He's been conducting voter surveys there since 1976.
The polls are financed by subscribers and corporate sponsors.
 

Amazing how far they'll go to try to stop her.

I thought polls were about science.
Instead of giving us science, he "recruited" 420 people and wrote a story about them.
And who is this guy?

Why, he's "highly regarded Dick" who gave us a story instead of science.
Oh, and his polls are partially financed by "corporate sponsors."

"Highly regarded Dick" is also, "independent."
I guess, that is, when his corporate sponsors aren't being needy?

Could we get a list of his corporate sponsors?
Gee, I wonder if oil companies might have any interest in 2008?

Doesn't it make you wonder why they threw away the science for the "story?"
Did the science tell a different story, so they dumped it?

Ask yourselves this question:
If you're trying to sell a story, which story would sell better?
She's still ahead of everyone by 25 points?
OR
Lying bitch, shrew, Machiavellian, evil, power-mad witch, the ultimate self-serving politician.
Criminal, megalomaniac, fraud, dangerous, devil incarnate, power freak Satanic political whore
 

Am I asking too much? Am I wrong to ask for the science
instead of "highly regarded Dick's" corporate-sponsored opinion?
 

 Comments?

Subject: Dear Kissyface

Dear Sen. Lieberman (D - GOP ass kisser)

You lost your primary for the same reason Democrats have been losing elections for
the past 10 years...because you refused to represent and fight for your constituents.

Most people in this country do not support the war in Iraq nor they do support many
of the Bush Administration policies.  Most people in this country voted for Al Gore and
unfortunately, you in 2000 and when the race came down to 537 votes in FL with
thousands uncounted you refused to fight.

Now you want to run as an independent!?!
Now you want to fight!?!

Now you want to split the vote and hand your seat to the GOP.
I have a better idea, run as a Republican because that's what you are...or just fade into
the dark history that you are now a part of and let the Democrats who represent their
constituents and not multi-national corporations take up the fight against the policies
that are destroying this nation.  The voters that NOW make up a MAJORITY are sick
of spineless, pink tutu-wearing, rubber stamp Democrats and sick of the GOP policies
that have led to war, a record deficit, record gas prices, and the shredding of our constitution.

Good-bye, Kissy-Face.
Perhaps George can find you a job now.

Sincerely,
Greg P
 

  Comments?

Quotes

"You see, despite what Joe Lieberman believes, invading Iraq and diverting 
 our attention away from Al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden is not being strong 
 on national security. Blind allegiance to Bush and his failed "stay the course" 
 strategy is not being strong on national security. And no, Senator Lieberman, 
 no matter how you demonize your opponents, there is no "anti-security wing" 
 of the Democratic Party."  
   --Wesley Clark, smacking Bush's bitch around,   Link
 

  Comments?

Bush Foreign Policy Guide

 newyorkobserver.com

 Excerpt:
Q: What is the difference between a regime and a government?
A: A regime is a government disliked by the United States. 
    A government is a regime that the United States likes.

Q: Is Iraq near civil war?
 
A: No. A civil war must be declared by both sides, and since Iraq has one 
    government that is too weak to do anything anyway, a civil war is impossible.

 Comments?

Lamont Plot Detailed

 guardian.co.uk

 Excerpt:
Terrorists are expected to celebrate the defeat of freedom in Connecticut with a plot 
to kill thousands of people by detonating explosions in a "wave" of attacks on up to 
10 transatlantic flights from UK airports was disrupted by Godly Bush overnight.

The alleged plot was to cause near simultaneous blasts on multiple flights - with US-bound 
planes a particular target - using explosives smuggled into passenger cabins inside hand luggage.

Sources said up to 10 flights were believed to be targets. Brit Home Secretary Reid would 
only say alleged intention was to cause a "wave" of attacks. Commissioner Paul Stephenson
spoke of the threat of "mass murder" on an "unimaginable scale" because of the Lamont victory
 

 Comments?

Refined Tequilas, Meant to Be Savored
 It's surprising to find people knowledgeable about tequila

 tequila-nytimes

 Excerpt:
Personally, I have always liked blancos best.

This guy doesn't like tequila.

They offer an undiluted taste of what tequila is all about, with pronounced citrus, mineral and herbal
aromas and flavors in varying proportions depending on whose tequila you're tasting. I love a good
margarita, served straight up with salt, but frankly a great blanco tequila is almost like a margarita
without the cocktail additions - the salt and citrus flavors are built in. All it lacks is sweetness.
I have nothing against añejo tequilas, but it seems to me that barrel aging diminishes the qualities that
make tequila singular. The rough edges are all smoothed out and the tequila sometimes takes on a
caramel flavor, more like a Cognac or an aged rum. Yet many fans swear by the sipping virtues of
añejos, and I do not doubt them. Añejos are generally not for mixing into cocktails.

Right, you don't pour ketchup on a $40 steak, either.
 

 Comments?

Subject: Now Lieberman Has Fight In Him???

Joe Lieberman lost his own party's primary.
Undaunted, he promises to fight for that Senate seat by running as an Independent.

Bart, I just wish Lieberman had fought half as hard in 2000.

Keep swinging your Hammer of Truth!
 Damon In Detroit
 

Great point.
When he debated Cheney, he was all smiles and giggles.
When it was time to fight, le went to sleep.
When it's time to slither away in disgrace - now he wants to fight?
 

 Comments?

Subject: Glenn Beck - Armageddon 12 days away

Hi Bart,

Glenn Beck (R- Dumber than snot) predicted last night on his "show" that August 22, 2006 
is going to be the the beginning of the apocalyse.   Of course he threw in a couple disclaimers,
but he ran the story and said he wants to be the first to tell everyone on mainstream T.V..  

So tell your readers that he deserves an email sometime after the 22nd 
reminding him what a religio-crazie-rightwing nutball he is.

Utah Jim,
Still on for Vegas 
 

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Moon's money
 Moon owns the Bushies as much as the Saudis

 dailykos.com

 Excerpt:
For a couple years now we have watched the right, O'Reilly, Rush, Coulter, Hannity and all the rest
of the mind molders of the conservative movement, as they bitched and moaned that U.S. citizen
George Soros was trying to "buy the Democratic Party" with his donations of roughly $25 million
to liberal causes during the 2004 election cycle. Do you ever hear them tell their followers that
Sun Myung Moon has spent BILLIONS bringing them to power? If you ask a conservative who
their "sugar daddy" is, they will likely mention Richard Mellon Scaife. The WP said that Scaife had
spent some $300 million on conservative causes over 40 years. SUN MYUNG MOON has
outspent Scaife 7 fold on the Washington Times alone in 20, yet most of the people in the country
don't know Moon is still alive and certainly most conservatives don't know he is their prime "sugar daddy."
 

Moon and Rupert Murdoch, neither American, control the Republican Party.
 

 Comments?

Subject: October surprise in August

Bart,
Well, it must be getting close to the midterm elections as they are BACK!!!!! 
Terror Alert! October surprise in August. 
I would expect to see a series of these through the midterm elections. 

I for one am not buying this anymore, go to HELL BFEE.

Terror Alert! Code RED!
Terror Alert! Code RED!
Go running and screaming into your bunker!
Terror Alert! Code RED!
Terror Alert! Code RED!

 John
 

 Comments?

9/11 Panel Downplayed Israeli Link
 by Ivan Eland

 consortiumnews.com

 Excerpt:
Much like Social Security has been in domestic politics,  Israel has been the "third rail"
in foreign policy that can spell doom for politicians who dare touch it. Just ask former
Sen. Charles Percy, R-Ill., or Democratic President Jimmy Carter, who for different
reasons got on the wrong side of the Israeli lobby.

In this guest essay, Ivan Eland looks at how even the 9/11 Commission watered down
references to the U.S. support for Israel in explaining Osama bin Laden's motivation
for attacking the United States:
 
 

Note: Consortiumnews.com  is the most important site in the Internet.

 Comments?

Subject: scary

Who is backing Lieberbush to run as an independant? 

The White House.
They've offered to help.
 

If Lieberbush is able to dilute Lamont's votes,  
could it allow a Rethuglican to back into the Senate? 

Wouldn't that scare the shit out of the Conn. voters (along with the rest of the world)?
Follow the money and you'll probably find a Rethug connection.
 Gerry
 

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WPE talk

Print out this wpe-card.pdf then cut them up.

Or print out this one,

by a SMSgt, USAF (Ret.)

If you bought a WPE shirt, it might save you a lot of trouble to download that PDF
or the SMSgt card and print out 2-3 pages and cut them into little pieces.
Saves time, and sane Americans who stop you on the street will thank you for it.
 

Subject: my WPE shirt

                            Bill in Kentucky

 Here's my picture, Bart!
 

 Get WPE t-shirts HereWe take credit cards

Of course, PayPal still works too. 

Voters Reject Bush's error
  by Joe Conason

 workingforchange.com

 Excerpt:
Moldy old terms like "appeasement" and "Stalinist" have been brandished to insinuate 
that anyone who dares to dissent from the failed policies adopted by Kissyface and Bush 
is at best a fool and at worst a traitor.

Such overwrought commentary usually emanates from commentators whose political objective 
is continued Republican domination of all branches of government. Democrats should reject the 
premises of this propaganda barrage -- which is designed to deceive but only reveals an 
extraordinary capacity for self-deception on the right. 
 

 Comments?

Subject: Vegas girls

Bart, you wrote:

> "I think Vegas is the most honest city in America.
> Men are going to pay for sex - might as well regulate it."
 

Technically incorrect, Bart.   Clark County, in which Vegas is located, 
does NOT "regulate" prostitution.  Hookers are illegal in Clark.  

The Bunny Ranch, et al, are outside of town in other counties in which consensual sex
for pay IS legal.  Just tonight, for example, I saw an episode of "Cops" on which the 
po-po were conducting a prostitution sting.  Just thought you'd want to know.

 Uncle Bob
 

If it's not technically correct, it's practically correct.
If you tell a cop you suspect a sex-for-pay "crime" is happening,
he'll tell you he's got more important things to worry about.

Not that I'd know, but they say the cops have "an understanding" with the girls.
If they keep it on the semi-down-low, the cops have no interest in busting them.

Organized religion causes people to lie to themselves.
Hell, why do you think the Catholics hold conventions in Vegas?

Comments?

Quotes

"The only way I see for Lieberman to salvage his 
  reputation at this point is to campaign for Lamont."  
     -- Allen K,  thecarpetbaggerreport.com
 

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Bush loves August in Texas

 lawhoretimes.com

Excerpt:
Bush knows how to turn up the heat on his staff. Tugging at their pride, and perhaps 
straining their loyalty, the exerciser in chief presided Tuesday over the latest inductees 
into the 100-Degree Club - the clique of White House aides brave (or perhaps gullible)
enough to run three miles in the blazing August sun of central Texas. The run, whose 
participants included new White House Press Secretary Tony Snow and a dozen or so 
other staffers, commenced around 4 p.m. - exactly when local temperature readings hit 
the three-digit mark. The prize for those who completed the exercise: a 100-Degree Club 
T-shirt and a photo with Der Monkey along with a sunburn and possible heart attack."
 
 

"I'm trying to kill Tony Snow."

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Subject: Kissyface

Bart - now it's official.
Lieberman is not only a pompous arrogant ass, but also a whiney little shitsack who'll throw 
everything that he purports to believe in under the bus, if it means he can hold on to power longer. 

The man's narcissism is as deep and wide as W's sense of entitlement. 
If anyone ever needed to get over himself, this putz is the one. 

You lost, Joe, be a man about it. Can you?
 Scott Peterson (no, not that one) 
 

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Partisan Crevasse Widening

 lawhoretimes.com

 Excerpt:
Bush's BoyToy, Joe Lieberman, says he can win reelection as an "independent Democrat." 
But his primary defeat signaled that the label may be a contradiction in terms: Many Democrats 
are hungry not for independents but for junkyard-dog fighters who will counter the aggressive 
tactics they see from the Republican Party and the Bush administration.

That sentiment now suggests that a partisan Washington may become even more divided.
 

Democrats are tired of the "May I have another?" surrender monkeys in the senate. 
When Bush and Rove openly commit crimes, senate Democrats apologize for them, 
then get kicked in the teeth. Remember what happened to Daschle when he cozied up to Bush?

 
   "George Bush is my friend!"

Lamont reminds me of Buster Douglas, who kicked Mike Tyson's ass when the whole planet 
said he was invincible. All Buster Douglas did was fight back - nothing fancy - just used
the jab and danced a little and Tyson fell like Halliburton stock during peacetime.

Will the Democrats learn anything from Lamont?
 

 Comments?

TV Stuff

I watched the finals of "Last Comic Standing" last night.
I was disappointed in the winner.

The runner-up was a lot funnier, but the winner is disabled.
His name is Josh Blue, and all his jokes were about his disability.

I say "all" his jokes, but that's a guess because I turned him off.
And I know you're reading as fast as you can so you can write in and call me "heartless,"
but I would've been a lot more impressed if the guy put away his pity party long enough 
to actually act like a comedian and tell a few jokes.

They weren't looking for the funniest guy.
They were feeling sorry and being politically correct.
 

Then there was "Rock Star: Supernova."
For the first time, I think I'm a Tommy Lee fan.
No, not because of his musicianship or the size of his Michael Savage.

Supernova keeps telling these accoustic coffeehouse warblers that they're looking for a rocker,
someone who can front a band that's part Guns n Roses, part Metallica and part Motley Crue.
They specifically told this one loser - Josh - that he was too stiff when he played guitar, and that
a front man needs to be empty-handed so he can move onstage and actually "front" the band.

So next song, Josh brings his guitar with him to the stage.
Tommy saw it and laughed and I could read his mind.
"You stupid bastard, you just fired yourself."

But they also wanted to fire this non-rocking chick - so he fired them both.
Tommy, I'll bet Danny Detroit has more music talent than you, but I like the way you took a stand, 
then fired the dumbass job applicant who refused to follow your all-too-clear instructions.
 

 Comments?

Party at the Palms, Sept 16

 Updates - Info
 

 Some details about the plan:
 

  Comments?

The next you see/hear from me will be BCR 96.

Did Katie Hubbard have a baby?
 Four months ago that was the claim

 
   "I'm not allowed to say..."

 Link

 
Isn't it extra creepy how Tom changed her name?
Can't a girl have anything that's her own?

Not her name, not her baby?
Not even the freedom to speak or to be left alone?
 

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