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Friday Oct 13, 2006 Vol 1855 - Bushworld
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Quote of the Day "I plead guilty, Your Honor. I never
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Bush 
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Quotes
"Clinton wanted to talk reason to North Korea
and Bill Richardson went there with flowers
and chocolates and he went with light
water nuclear reactors, and he went with promises of
heavy oil and a basketball signed by
Michael Jordan, and many other inducements for the
Dear Leader to try to agree not to
develop nuclear weapons, and it failed."
-- Tony Snow, Bush's lying whore
Link
Liar.
North Korea nad no WMDs when Clinton was president.
Their nuke material was locked up with IAEA inspectors watching it.
Then Der Fuhrer rattled HIS nuclear sabers at them so THEN they threw
out
the inspectors and began arming themselves against Bush's imminent
invasion
But you keep lying,
the networks keep repeating your lies,
and the pink tutu Democrats don't mind you lying,
you might succeed in selling that lie like you've sold the 9-11 lies.
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Bush &
His Dangerous Delusions
by Robert Parry
Excerpt:
There's always been the frightening question
of what would happen if a President went completely bonkers.
But there is an equally disturbing issue of what
happens if a President loses touch with reality, especially if he
is surrounded by enough sycophants and enablers
so no one can or will stop him.
At his Oct. 11 news conference, Bush gave the
country a peek into his imaginary world, a bizarre place
impenetrable by facts and logic, where falsehoods,
once stated, become landmarks and where Bush's
"gut" instinct, no matter how misguided, is the
compass for finding one's way.
In speaking to White House reporters, Bush referenced
Hussein's defiance of U.N. resolutions
banning WMD (when Hussein actually had eliminated
his WMD stockpiles).
"We tried the diplomacy," Bush said. "Remember
it? We tried resolution after resolution after resolution."
Though the resolutions had worked - and left
Hussein stripped of his WMD arsenal - that isn't
how it looks in Bush's world, where the resolutions
failed and there was no choice but to invade.
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Quotes
"They oughtta fire every one of 'em,. I don't
care if they're heterosexual or homosexual.
If you've got that going on, that subverts
the will of the people; that subverts the voters.
That is subversive activity. There
should be no organization among staffers in Washington
of that nature, and if they find out
that they're there and they're a member, they oughtta
be dismissed el pronto."
-- Donald Wildman, (R-Bilingual) about the GOP acting
all Catholic, Link
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South Park
Aids Bush on 9-11
Those guys love their Bush
They basically ridiculed anyone who thinks Bush might be keeping
secrets about 9-11,
disregarding the fact that Bush & Co did everything they could
to block the investigation.
Why would innocent people block that investigation?
Reminder: We spent $100M
on Monica, (closer to $300M when you count the massive
amounts the media spent on a story that was none of our business) but
only $3m
on 9-11
proving that Clinton's zipper is 33 times more important to
America than Bush's phony war.
I wonder how these guys would feel if Bush told them they were
only about 1/33 as important as Bill Clinton's sex life?
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Subject: why they hate Jimmy Carter
Ever seen that list of all the countries we've
bombed since WWII,
complete with the dates we bombed them?
If you look closely, you'll notice that one President's
term is missing from the list.
The ONLY President who DIDN'T bomb anybody?
Jimmy Carter.
So it's pretty easy to see why conservatives don't
like him.
You know conservatives - if somebody, somewhere
isn't suffering, they're not happy.
Dave
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Murtha To
Campaign Against Nasty Jean
Slut called Murtha a coward - he's going to make her pay
Excerpt:
Jack Murtha is coming to Ohio to campaign for
Dem Victoria Wulsin -- and against "Mean Jean" Schmidt,
the woman who called Murtha a "coward."
Murtha will invade Mean Jean's district this coming Saturday.
For Murtha, this may amount to more than run-of-the-mill
campaigning. Last November, Mean Jean said:
"Cowards cut and run, Marines never do."
Murtha, of course, was a Marine for 27 years.
Murtha refuses to pussyfoot with the Swift Boat bastards.
A shot of Chinaco for Murtha for fighting back.
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Subject: not enough, here is a suggestion
A quote from John Kerry:
'There's nothing -- nothing -- in my life in
public service I regret more, nothing even close,'
We should all be willing to say: 'I
was wrong, I should not have voted for the Iraq War Resolution.' "
Not enough, John. Add, "...and I will never again seek the White House," and we might for give you.
C-Mac
I disagree, and it's just like Kerry to get this all wrong.
The way I understand things (You'd think Kerry would know better than
me), he voted to
give Bush the authority to "take action as
needed," which isn't the same as "murder
the Iraqis."
When the Police Academy give a gun to a graduate, they're saying,
"We're giving
you the authority to take action (shoot a guy) as needed."
Somebody straighten me out.
Why should any senator have to eat the vote
that Bush lied about?
Instead, Kerry should apologize for turning the
other cheek to the Swift Boat Bastards
and refusing to LIST THE DAMN FACTS during his don't-wanna-win 2004
campaign.
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AP's Reid Story Doesn't Add Up
Excerpt:
The story, by the Whore AP's John Solomon, makes
it sound as if Reid got money
for land he didn't own. But that's not the case.
It's not the first time that Solomon has published
a misleading story about Reid. This is the third
such story by Solomon over the past six months.
Each time, Solomon has hit Reid for taking actions
which might create the appearance of ethical
impropriety. But because Solomon writes for the most
powerful news organization in the land, these
very gray-shaded stories pack a wallop. It doesn't help
that on numerous occasions, he has missed or
distorted key details - missteps that help blow up his stories.
This story is no different.
I don't trust The Whore AP any more than I trust the Washington Whore
Post or FOX Whore News
or the New York Whore Times. I don't trust any news organization
that has "whore" in their name.
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Italian with a Vette.
Breaking
the Silence
by Ron Kovic of Born on the Fourth of July fame
Excerpt:
The mask has been ripped away. The lie has been
exposed and this criminal government now
stands naked before the world! These are provocative
words, and the truth may be deeply
unsettling but when will we speak the truth?
When will we end this silence? How much longer
before we admit that this government threatens
the lives and liberty of us all?
What will it take before we finally realize the
true reality of this crisis?
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Subject: Carville
BC:
Hate to destroy your myths, but I read something
this week about Carville learning
that Kerry WAS going to contest Ohio, and that
he (Carville) called his bitch wife about it,
who warned the DICK, where upon the WH got Blackwell
on it.
In other words, Carville, a big Dem, betrayed (surprise, right?) Kerry and helped in his defeat.
I smell horseshit.
Bob Dole smells horseshit.
The American people smell horseshit.
I say that didn't happen the way you say it did.
I have $100
that says you "sex-ed up" that myth because the facts don't fit.
Now, I know you will dismiss this, because like
the beatified Clintons, who you love
like the right wing monkeys love their George
W., you cannot stand to have your heros exposed.
Dude, you can say that 1,000 times, but would
that make it true?
I don't dismiss it because I worship the Clintons.
I dismiss it because my $100
says it didn't happen the way you said it did.
I'll admit that even I would like to NOT believe this about Carville. However:
http://www.command-post.org/2004/2_archives/cat_ohio.html
I've never heard of command-post.org.
Are they as credible as the NY Times (not a compliment.)?
Don't be another Pierre Salinger.
Don't believe everything you see on the
internet.
She's a real asshole BC. Real asshole.
And maybe that is why she will be President -
look at the asshole in there now.
Dude, I'm an optimist next to you.
Anyway, if you bother to find out more about Carville,
don't throw a hissy fit on me
because I really don't have much respect for
your depth of intellect,
I'm smarter than the President of the United States...
...and you are vengeful when ou come up against
someone you cannot bully down
- not that different from Rush in reality.
I may have the only masthead that includes "Revenge"
in my mission statement.
But I still find you entertaining in your own adolescent (booze, drugs n rock n roll) way.
That's why we call it "the Tequila Treehouse." It's a signal to the
smart people
that you don't have to take everything so seriously.
Well, if I send you any info that might be legit
on
Carville, have the intellectual curiosity to
read it,
Neil in VT
Send it with my $100.
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..
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More on
the Reid hit piece
by Kos
Excerpt:
Actually, he did own that land. It just so happened
that three years ago,
he transfered the property from his own personal
name to that of an LLC.
And btw, this was all disclosed to the ethics
committee. The place were things got sloppy is that Reid
continued to disclose ownership of the land as
a personal asset rather than ownership in the LLC which
owned the land. But that's it. Fact is, the LLC
had no other assets other than this piece of land, and
Reid disclosed ownership of the piece of land.
Solomon is either being dishonest or an idiot.
But watch the wingers and GOP try to gain traction
off this story to divert from their coddling
of a sexual predator.
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Want to trade links?
Put "Link me" in the subject header.
Maybe mention what section you belong in - news, humor, etc
Your link will be seen by dozens
Subject: Corvette owner gay?
Don't see why the driver necessarily has to be
gay.
He may just be being up-front about the price
of a ride...
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It's alive!
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Listen to Mike Malloy as he substitutes for Jerry
Springer next Thursday and Friday October 19 & 20!
Check your local Springer on the Radio affiliates
for broadcast times. Listen
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We hope to have some good news to share with you
in the next few days (as well as
our Air America saga), thanks for hanging in
there! What a long, strange trip its been.
As always, your email, calls, and petitions are
tremendously helpful.
It certainly is a big boost to our morale and
is noticed by potential radio outlets as well.
Thank you thank you thank you so much, we'll
be in touch.
Watch your back,
Malloys
I'll be listening with f-ing bells on (That's
just an expression.)
What will be Mike's first
rant?
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Random thought...
I wish I was in Battle Creek, MI.
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Subject: Sweaty's a crook
I'd say the Sweaty Wrestler's land deal was dicier
still
and you hardly heard a peep about it on MSM.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/06/22/politics/main1740900.shtml
Gene
Besides stabbing their president in the back on the health care issue,
another reason the Democrats lost everything in 1994 was they bounced
some checks at a bank their owned and the GOP screamed "Criminals"
and the poor, dumb Democrats couldn't figure out a way to explain their
"crimes."
Now we have murders, rapes, torture, spying, invasions, amputees etc.
as far as
the eye can see, but no, the GOP isn't bouncing any checks, so they
must be honest.
Why are Democrats so pitifully helpless?
"We're
scared, Bart - scared and stupid!"
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Congressional Pedos
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Subject: 50 dolla ho
Bart, you wrote:
> Someone sent me $$50 and said, "Please don't
stop running Shirley pictures."
> Does that make me a whore?
Ha ha! You are always so funny. No. Because you
would run her pictures no matter what,
even when hell freezes over, like it did when
the whore media jumped on the Foleygate scandal
to avoid having to talk about the real horrible
crime when republicans passed that law giving
Dumbo the okay to torture people.
Simon Seamount
Actually, I had stopped running them.
That's why he sent the $50.
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'The best news in the field.'
Open Letter to Osama
Dude, you're upset - we get that.
But why are you upset with "Americans?"
It was the Bush Family that caused all the things to happen that
made you mad.
Poppy Bush faked the first Gulf War because people called him,
"The Wimp"
and he wanted to be a war hero and steal some oil on the side.
So Poppy Bush put those bacon-eating soldiers on your "sacred sand."
Then Der Fuhrer Bush came along and muscled in on the Taliban,
forcing them
to accept his terms for the Unocal Pipeline than now runs thru Afghanistan.
I don't agree with your actions on 9-11, but I understand why you did
it.
Since Fuhrer Bush was going to steal your country, and you were
powerless to stop him,
you practiced a little "pre-emptive strike" on your own and gave NY
a black eye.
You're a lot like Fuhrer Bush in another respect: You attacked
innocent people.
New Yorkers never did anything to you - neither did the Pentagon workers.
It was all the crimes committed by the Bush Family Evil Empire.
You and George are a lot alike.
Did you play together as kids?
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Subject: 655,000 Iraqis dead
Bart,
The medical journal Lancet published
an article that put the total number of Iraqis that died since
the invasion at 655,000 more than the death rate
before the invasion. In other words, nearly 16,000
more Iraqis are dying every month than when Saddam
was in power. This was the most scientifically
accurate measurement yet, meeting very stringent
standards of how to determine the number of people
who have died. The study was reviewed by
a large number of scientists, all of whom were surprised
by the number but who agreed that the methods
used were the best possible.
Since it is scientific, Bush calls it "not credible"
- even though it is by far the most credible estimate to date.
Russ
Science and the facts have always been enemies of this criminal administration.
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Marty's Entertainment Page
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Best Boy Tommy Mack
Subject: How many fingers does Musclehead have?
The answer will shock you.
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Why Does
Habeas Corpus Hate America
by Keith Olbermann
Excerpt:
Because the Mark Foley story broke on September
28th, exploding the following day,
many people may not have noticed a bill passed
by the Senate that night.
Congress passed The Military Commissions Act to
give Bush the power to deal with America's
enemies - those who seek to harm this country.
And he has been very clear about who that is:
" for people to leak that program, and for a newspaper to publish it does great harm to America."
So the president said it was urgent that Congress
send him this bill as quickly as possible,
not for the politics of next month's elections,
but for America.
"The fact that we're discussing this program is
helping the enemy."
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Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100a
barrel
makes $350,000,000
Bush
will steal every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $350,000,000 every day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
2754....2759
American victims
We lost 5 more since yesterday.
"Bush's war costs $2 billion a week."
-- so by all means, stay the course?
Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.
Subject: Hi from Jakarta
Dear Bart - Greetings from Indonesia.
I live and work here but read you each and everyday;
you are much appreciated.
Can you send t-shirts 12,000 miles away?
Keep hammerin'
Steve
Steve, we sure can.
Just add a few extra bucks for shipping.
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Air America
Radio files Bankruptcy
That means creditors have to back off
Excerpt:
Air America Radio has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy
protection.
The network had denied rumors just a month ago
that it would file for bankruptcy. On Friday,
Air America spokeswoman Jaime Horn told The Whore
AP that the filing became necessary
only recently after negotiations with a creditor
from the company's early days broke down.
The network will stay on the air while it resolves issues with its creditors, Horn said.
In a recent BCR show, I re-told the story of my
negotiations with creditors
when I was too penniless to afford to hire a
bankruptcy attorney.
Whoever the creditor is just delayed getting paid
- stupid move. The judge will give AAR
6 months or maybe even a year to "consolidate
their feces" before ordering payments,
so it looks like AAR will be around at least
that long.
Now can Mike Malloy come back?
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TV Stuff
Saturday: Wanda Sykes first special on HBO.
I predict 1/3 of the show will be politics.
Sunday: Jon Stewart's Autism Fundraiser on Comedy Central.
They promised they were going "uncensored," and everyone is
going to be there.
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Subject:
That e-mail that you were going to send but never did?
It would've gone right here.
Make your letters short,
NO CAPS,
get to the point
but most important
say something.
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Subject: Geneva conventions
Hitler's generals told him the Geneva Conventions
were "quaint and obsolete?"
Which Geneva Conventions are those?
Certainly not the ones adopted after WWII.
Vince
The Geneva Conventions consist of four treaties
formulated in Geneva, Switzerland,
that set the standards for international law
for humanitarian concerns. The conventions
were the results of efforts by Henri Dunant,
who was motivated by the horrors of war
he witnessed at the Battle of Solferino in 1859.
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Rachel Bilson
- New Bionic Woman?
NBC looking for "Galactica-type" success
Excerpt:
NBC found what it was looking for with The Bionic
Woman, a spin-off the The Six Million Dollar Man
that starred Lindsay Wagner as tennis pro Jamie
Sommers, who was literally put back together after a
sky-diving accident and then used her talents--ultra-fast
legs, super-strong arm, great hearing--to fight crime.
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