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"I don't remember anything being as shamelessly
distorted as
Kerry's hapless attempt to tell a feeble
joke about Bush's I.Q."
-- Christopher Hitchens,
Christopher, just to be sure you know - we don't want you on our
side.
Stay over there with the nasty-ass cavemen and the Fascist gay-bashers
You're not welcome on the side of good and decent people.
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America's
Point of No Return
by Robert Parry
Excerpt:
Election 2006 not only marks the last chance
to exact some accountability from those responsible
for the disastrous Iraq War and other failures,
but it also represents a point of no return for a nation
hurtling toward a future of endless warfare abroad
and a new-age totalitarianism at home.
Indeed, one could argue that the trivialization
of this important U.S. election - with major U.S. news
outlets devoting two days of breathless coverage
to Kerry's clunky joke - is confirmation of America's
rapid descent into a dark fantasy world incapable
of separating meaningful fact from silly irrelevancies.
More than 2,800 American soldiers are dead along
with possibly hundreds of thousands of Iraqis in
what is likely just a small down-payment in blood
for Bush's Iraq War - yet the U.S. press corps is
obsessed with Kerry's supposed affront to the
troops.
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the internet
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"May I remind you what this election is about?
Abu Ghraib, Gitmo, incompetence,
corruption, Katrina, Enron, Halliburton,
global warming, record oil company profits,
FEMA, Diebold, Terri Schiavo, stem cell
research, shrunken pensions, habeas corpus,
sacrificed soldiers, wasted billions,
North Korea, Iran, the Swift boat hit squads, and on and on.
-- Molly, Link
Molly, does this mean you're considering voting
for the Democrats?
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Iraq sees
spike in violence
Second spike coming with Saddam verdict
Excerpt:
The Iraqi government put the army on alert ahead
of Sunday's Saddam verdict
as a spike in violence kept up pressure on America's
Murder Monkey before the elections.
Baghdad police found 56 bodies that showed signs
of Gonzales and a severed head
over 24 hours and the U.S. military reported
seven
more combat deaths.
It just gets worse and worse.
Bush's Paradise isn't exactly like it was sold
to us.
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"You're talking to Noah about the flood."
--
Der Monkey, when asked if there was any good news politically, TIME
Magazine
Isn't it cute when it tries to think?
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Subject: Troops are dupes
Hate to disagree with y'all, and [seemingly] everyone
else in this country, but I think Kerry
- joke or no joke - only spoke the truth. For
the most part, the troops are dupes.
Misguided, undereducated, but still dupes.
Are cops dupes?
Are firefighters?
How about ER doctors?
If you're on fire, isn't anybody who helps you a dupe?
Pat Tillman was ignorant and idealistic and paid
for it with his life.
Where the fuck is the honor?
Are you a 9-11 surrender monkey?
Tillman signed up to avenge 9-11, not to kill Iraqis.
What kinda chump joins up to fight for Halliburton
profits
when the real enemies are in Afghanistan...or
Washington?
Dude, Afghanistan said, "We have Osama and
we're not giving him up."
President Lennon, President Bono, President MLK all
would've invaded.
Trust me, you're the odd guy in this conversation.
A better way to visualize the "War on Terra" would
be to rename it
"The Military Special Olympics -- for Corporate
Profits".
MW
We just need a President who isn't into making money off dead soldiers.
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Subject: Pickles's cheap shot
Laura Bush accused Michael J. Fox of "manipulating
feelings" by using his Parkinson's Disease
to promote stem cell research. She is implying
that people like Fox are faking it for political purposes.
Just like Christopher Reeves was faking being
a quadrapleigic when he was promoting stem cell research?
My sister has been a diabetic for 40 years and
I'm beginning to wonder if she might have been faking it for
political purposes too.
The stem cell issue is a fake issue put out there
to sucker gullible evangelicals into feeling good about
themselves and give them another fake cause to
keep them occupied. But the price of their moral
masturbation is that it denies valuable medical
research for the rest of us.
My sister might not get a cure for Diabetes in
her lifetime because Laura Bush is using stem cells
in a cheap political ploy. I want to encourage
people to vote for stem cells, for Michale J. Fox,
Christopher Reeves, and for my sister who really
is not faking Diabetes.
Marc Perkel
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Evangelical caught blowing pipe
Excerpt:
The president of the National Association of
Evangelicals, an outspoken opponent of gay marriage,
has given up his post while a church panel investigates
allegations he paid a man for sex.
The Rev. Ted Haggard resigned as president of
the 30 million-member association Thursday
after being accused of paying the man for monthly
trysts over the past three years.
"I hope to be able to discuss this matter in
more detail at a later date," he lied.
Mike Jones said he advertised his nasty penis
on the Internet and was contacted by Haggard
who snorted methamphetamine before their sexual
encounters to heighten his experience.
So this liar has been having gay sex for three years while screaming,
"faggots" at others?
Aren't there any straight people in the Republican Party?
Why do they hate themselves so much? Why can't they tell themselves,
"I'm gay, I'm a good person. There's nothing
wrong with being gay?"
I'll tell you why - money.
They're not in this to "save souls."
They're in that business because religious people are the easiest to
fool.
That's why Rush pretends he's a conservative - because those people
are the stupidest/
That's why Bush ran as a Republican - because theose people have no
brains.
Sidebar:
I'll bet that Fred Phelps nutjob (God hates fags) blows a little
pipe, too.
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Subject: Kerry's joke
Bart, Kerry fucks up a joke and the place goes
apeshit.
Bush fucks up the whole fucking world and, what,
nothing?
Put it in perspective for humanity's sake.
Vince
That's what happens when you control the media.
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ha ha
Military
blocks honest sites
But they let the lying scumbags get
thru
Excerpt:
We realize that when it comes to freedom of the
press, the USA has fallen to Number 53
- tied with Croatia and Tonga! - but do we have
to make is so damned obvious?
Another Marine stationed in Iraq has sent us a
screenshot of what happens when you need
some hot news on Macaca and Foley:
Forbidden, this
page (http://www.wonkette.com) is categorized as (Personal Pages)
ALL SITES YOU
VISIT ARE LOGGED AND FILED.
Nice little threat at the end, too. Asswipes.
Notice the other browser tabs. Two actual "personal
pages" that rah-rah for Bush
(What's her name, the wannabe Coulter, and Hugh
Hewitt) show up just fine
but "Talking Points Memo" is prohibited.
They can't let those soldiers see the truth - that they're dying for
Exxon's $100M a day profits.
Those soldiers must be lied to or Exxon won't make $100M a day for
very long.
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Get up off your Knees
September
Streets capsizing
Spilling over
Down the drain
Shards of glass
Splinters like rain
But you could only feel
Your own pain
October
Talk getting nowhere
November
December
Remember
Are we just starting again
Please...please...please...
Get up off your knees, yeah
I don't think Bono meant it this way, but to me, "Get
up off your knees," is a
call to action and to stop letting some non-existent God be in charge
of your life.
Bush's bungled maxi-gamble in Iraq,
the months limp by,
more dead this month than last month,
Talk getting nowhere, but then watch Bush
install a new puppet in Iraq and start it all again.
So, what's the mistake we find ourself in?
Bush's never-ending, bloody quagmire.
Who gains from Bush's mistake?
Exxon makes $100M each day
What's Bart's Law # 2?
Any
time a person or entity makes a "mistake"
that
puts extra money (or power) in their pocket,
expect
them to make that "mistake"
again
and again and again.
If I can see it - why can't the smart people see it?
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..
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Post-Halloween
Special - 10,000 shirts for $99,000
(Must be shipped to same address)
We have a few shot glasses left.
Alyssa Peterson, 27
Excerpt:
She died in Iraq of a "non-hostile weapons discharge."
Nobody bothered to ask what that meant and the
family wasn't told.
But then a reporter named Kevin Elston did some
FOIA digging.
When the Freedom of Information Act documents
arrived, they contained a bombshell.
"Peterson objected to the interrogation techniques
used on prisoners. She refused to participate
after only two nights working in the unit known
as the cage. The Army has refused to describe the
interrogation techniques Alyssa objected to.
They say all records have now been destroyed..."
"Army investigators concluded she shot and killed herself with her service rifle," the documents disclose.
On a "fallen heroes" message board on the Web,
Mary W. Black of Flagstaff wrote,
"The very day Alyssa died, her Father told me
he had a premonition and was very worried.
The next day he was notified while by two
army officers.
He has been the most broken man I have
ever seen."
Is her death any more senseless than the other 2800?
She had no business being ordered to torture people in Iraq.
If there was a God, Bush would be going to hell.
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Subject: yesterday's Gatekeeper wanker
Bart,
Are all of these 9/11 conspiracy folks nuts?
I might have taken several looks at their theories
and evidence, but it is their singular insistence
that this is THE thing that we must all accept
to get rid of Bush that turns me right off.
Seems to me that there are many things which
require way less work that will hang him in the end.
This is as bad as a religious cult sometimes.
Mike Malloy a gatekeeper? Jeebus, give me a break.
If it weren't so frigging tragic, I would laugh
myself silly.
What Mike is doing is trying to keep us all on
the extreme left from being discredited as psychos.
Mags
The part I didn't get was why Malloy? Why me? Why the Canadian
Michael Moore?
How does he figure we three are lying for Der Fuhrer?
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Subject: buh bye Kerry
I'm glad he blew it again.
This should be the final nail in the coffin for
him trying to be President.
A President has to be at least able to get out
of his own way or we just have another Bush.
That's what we want, handlers to come behind
a President telling us what he "really meant to say".
JD
I agree - Kerry won't run for the WH in 2008.
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Chinaco Anejo shortage
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Anejo and send it to me,
I will fix you up with a year of BCR membership - a $120
value.
The bottle must look like this
or like this..
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It must be Chinaco Anejo
- the others are for sterilizing doctor's instruments only,
It must arrive unbroken :)
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"I haven't had no ethical problems."
--
Tom DeLay, telling the truth.
It would've been a lie to say,
"I've had no ethical problems,"
but he says he's not been in that situation.
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Subject: Exposed!
Bart, I KNEW you were at gatepeeper, or cratebeeper, or greatweeper, or....
What is it that you are again?
John F
It's true.
I love Bush.
I'm only in it for the money.
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Employment
Experienced Human Resource Manager looking for a job in the Minneapolis area.
He's The Best Dressed Man In Comics and
he's my friend.
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Subject: Bush publishes nuke plans
It's getting to the point where Bush is starting
scandals faster than I can write about them.
Today's scandal is that Bush posted detailed
plans on how build a nuclear weapon on the Internet.
Under political pressure from Republicans Bush
posted many documents captured in the Iraq war
on the web to help make the case that there was
justification for Bush's war. In those documents
were detailed plans to build nuclear weapons
from before 1991 when Saddam was his buddy.
Last night the White House finally shut down the
web site after the New York Times asked about
complaints from weapons experts that Bush was
giving nuclear weapons plans to the terrorists.
The weapons experts were shocked by the public
disclosures. Bush talks about fighting a war on
terrorism yet he gives terrorists the most detailed
a-bomb plans that have ever been published.
How could they put nuclear plans on the Internet
without knowing that they were there?
The Republicans are putting the safety of the
world at risk for pure political purposes.
Marc Perkel
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Want to trade links?
The
link page is bigger than ever,
thanks to Chicago
Jim
Put "Link me" in the subject header.
Your link will be seen by dozens
Quotes
"You can expect to learn as much about the
Catholic Church from
Nacho Libre as you can learn
about evangelicalism from Jesus Camp.
This movie manipulates facts like a
Michael Moore film."
-- Ted Haggard, between blow
jobs with some dude
"I manipulate zippers."
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Subject: Kerry
What he said is actually true.
Recently, facing a crisis in recruiting, the pentagon
once again lowered the standards for new recruits.
What Kerry said was stupid politically but right
on the money.
Larry in Ohio.
Larry, good point.
If they ever lower the standards so far as to let gay people in,
we'll know we're in a whole lotta trouble.
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Bush's Baghdad Puppet
Notice
how his puppet holds still
when
Bush's hands are above the table?
Excerpt:
Bush has cowed critics of the occupation into
silence by accusing them of undermining
the "war on terror." He ignores the fact that
civil war, not anti-American terrorism, has
become the chief cause of violence in Iraq. If
you vote against an appropriations bill,
you're betraying our troops. If you call for
a withdrawal timetable, you're trying to
"cut and run" Bush has charged that
withdrawal would "dishonor the sacrifice of the
men and women who have worn our uniform." The
most cynical welfare-state political
strategist would be proud. Never mind whether
the program is working or backfiring.
Never mind whether it comports with the human
tendency to take responsibility only
when you have to. Bush will continue to spend
blood and money on his program,
and to portray its critics as cowards, until
somebody has the courage to stop him.
"If
we win, we're going to share power with the GOP!"
Can you believe they're going to share power if they win?
The crazy cowards want to play fair with the "nuclear option" Republicans.
How stupid can they be? (Don't answer that!)
The only way to do this right is this:
You shove the crooked GOP rules in their face for the next two years
and then make them sign a document that whoever wins in 2008 and beyond,
power will be shared.
The only time you can change the system is when you have power.
You can't negotiate with a knife when the other guy has a f-ing gun.
How stupid can they be? (Don't answer that!) Anything else is
suicide,
but that's what we've come to expect from these gutless quitters.
Are they going to play fair with Al Qaeda, too? I hope we don't find
out
the hard way that the GOP was right about these surrender monkeys.
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Marty's Entertainment Page
always has good stuff.
Click on the E!
I ordered one of these today.
I should be arrested for what I'm going to do with it :)
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Corker's
Daughter - without pants?
Looks like she's into girl-on-girl action, too
Can we still take the senate if Corker wins?
We need this wildcat in play for the next six
years :)
Flashback
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Subject: you are still a fag
Actually, no.
I'm a Democrat, remember?
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Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush's oil gouge, which is going to $100
a
barrel
makes $350,000,000
Bush
will steal every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $350,000,000 every day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days 
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
2819....2829
American victims
Bush killed 10
soldiers since yesterday, so
Exxon can make $100M each day
Why do the families stay
silent?
Do they still think their loved ones died for a reason?
What would that reason be?
Exxon
- $100M every day!
Meanwhile, Bush's war costs taxpayers
$2 billion a week.
He's the greatest president ever - if you have oil stocks.
Bush has killed more
Americans than Osama.
Why Vote
Against Republicans?
"Fuck them, that's why."
Excerpt:
Now, even through the deadening fog of Fox "News"
rhetoric, multiple jobs, dying pensions,
depleting health care, the waterboard effect
of credit card debt, force-feedings of fatty foods,
soul-killing reality TV, the entire cultural
apparatus telling us we must want more and more stuff
and shit, the dead-ends of public debate, government-instilled
paranoia, dementia masking itself
as religious faith, the unsubtle shove towards
xenophobic isolation, an antagonistic corporate media,
the vicious street-beating death of American
intellectual thought, and Bush-worship masked as
patriotism, through it all, man, all of it, we
have come to this magnificent moment, frightening and
exhilarating in its implications, where we, as
a majority, are looking at the ruin and waste that
surrounds us, piles of shit that we are told
are mountains of gold, and we can finally, in this savage
season of 2006, at long last come to say, "You
know what? Fuck them."
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early 2005.
A regular contributor to your site (can't remember
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I personally think that if things don't go well
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bartcop and other sites will very likely have
explosive readership. My opinion, anyway.
Well, we lost in 2004, then 2005 was OK but 2006
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If Dems are able to wiggle past Diebold's riggings
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to issues - what do you think?
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Cute Nazi
attacks Kerry
"He's Mel Gibson without the booze"
Elisabeth Hasselbitch
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Elisabeth Hasselbitch, in a fit of right-wing
pique, called Kerry "Mel Gibson without the booze"
over his botched joke on "The View" this morning
-- and Joy Behar didn't like it one bit.
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