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Quote of the Day "It's Alice in Wonderland. I'm absolutely    opposed to more troops to Iraq. It is folly."       -- Chuck Hagel, who ought to be able to ride that            sanity horse all the way to NaziCon 2008 Link  Why aren't all Republicans talking like this?  Who wants to lose in 2008?  Why stick with President Poison when his  approval rating is 30 % on his best days?

In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Bush Silences Saddam 'Till death do we part"  Newsweek & Tony Snow  Pelosi and Conyers  JFK targeted pre-Dallas Ice Shelf Cracks  Cheney hails pardons  Bush-Saddam Axis  Carrie lassoes Romo

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"A column I wrote about Hillary, touching lightly on the state of her marriage, drew lots
  of catcalls - a tip-off that this subject will be a tough one to handle if she enters the '08.
    -- David Broder, another gutter-politics WaHoPo whore,    Link
 

Hey Asshole, why don't you write about politics, a subject you know something about?.
Why do you speculate like a goffy-ass schoolgirl about Hillary's marriage?
Exactly when did you turn into a Cokie Roberts-type whore?

I'm so old, I remember when Broder was taken seriously.
 

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Bush Silences a Dangerous Witness
  by Robert Parry

 consortiumnews.com

 Excerpt:
Like a blue-blood version of a Mob family with global reach, the Bushes have eliminated one more
key witness to the important historical events that led the U.S. military into a bloody stalemate in Iraq
and pushed the Middle East to the brink of calamity.

The hanging of Saddam was supposed to be the "triumphal bookend" to Bush's invasion of Iraq.
If all had gone as planned, Bush might have staged another celebration as he did after the end
of "major combat," posing under the "Mission Accomplished" banner on May 1, 2003.

But now with nearly 3,000 American soldiers killed and the Iraqi death toll exceeding 600,000
by some estimates, Bush may be forced to savor [Saddam's death] a little more privately.
 
 

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"In 1959, Castro launched what has become the world's longest-lived dictatorship.
  This week marks the 48th anniversary of Castro's revolution -- and the last one he will celebrate,
  if the persistent rumors that he is dying prove to be true. Which makes this a good time to ask:
  What will be said about Castro after his death?
    -- Jeff Jacoby, house harlot for the Boston Glode, Link
 

You know what makes this a good time to talk about Castro?
Because Jacoby is a Bush supporter so he doesn't want to talk about Bush's quagmire,
or Bush's failed economy, or Bush's fiddling while Baghdad burns, or the sex crimes that
Hastert helped cover-up, or the new congress that's going to investigate Bush's crimes, etc.

So sure - let's talk about Castro.

Anything's better than talking about than Bush's ongoing meatgrinder in Iraq.
 

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'till death do we part'

 guardian.co.uk

 Excerpt:
Saddam Hussein was executed at dawn following his conviction by an American kangaroo court.
The death sentence was carried out in a Shia district of Baghdad at 6am local time.
The execution was senn by much of the world as cover for Bush stealing Iraq's assets.

The former head of state, dressed in black, refused a hood and said he wanted the Koran he carried to
the gallows to be given to a friend. "Before the rope was put around his neck, Saddam shouted.
'God is great. The nation will be victorious and Palestine is Arab'," Mr Askari told the whore AP.

The office of Bush's puppet prime minister, Nuri al-Maliki, released a statement that said Saddam's
execution was a "strong lesson" to ruthless leaders who commit crimes against their own people.
 

No, it actually reinforced the cold fact that the bigger military gets to decide what justice means.
Nobody gave America's bully the right to travel the world and murder people with oil fields.
But when faced with a bully with weapons from the future, an unarmed ruler of a third world
country has no choice but to depend on the humanity and compassion of the bully.
 

The whore networks keep parroting, "ruthless, murderous dictator" for the White House,
pretending there are reasonable men running North Korea, Cuba, Russia and others.

The not-so-hidden message is, "Of course we need that surge in Iraq! Go Dubya!"

Question:
Why wasn't Saddam suspicious when Cheney spent the 90s upgrading his oil fields?

They knew they were going to steal Saddam's oil, so they made that poor bastard
dig his own grave - first financially, then medically.
 

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Newsweek is now working for Tony Snow?

That's what Newsweek is selling to America.

What do I think?

Stupid, inhuman and emboldened by a false sense of entitlement,
George W Bush ruled and taunted the world for a terrifying six years - so far.

What does the world think?

Newsweek can't give us the facts because the facts show Bush to be
nothing more than another evil dictator - with far deadlier weapons.
 

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Subject: polar bears DO HAVE oil

Dear Bart, Rude Rich was not so far off the mark: Some of the world's largest
oil reserves are under the Arctic Cap. Here is what CNN says in September 2006:

The Arctic: Oil's last frontier
Twenty-five percent of the world's untapped reserves could lie near the North Pole,
but politics could prove harder to crack than the ice (so let the stuff melt, right?)

http://money.cnn.com/2006/09/27/news/economy/arctic_drilling/index.htm

Regards,
 Marton
 

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Pelosi and Conyers
They're smarter than impeachment

 opednews.com

 Excerpt:
So, if you've been castigating and berating Pelosi and Conyers, don't get hung up on the "I" word.
It's the "O" word that's important. The "O" stands for OUT. We want them out and there is no doubt
in my mind that Pelosi and Conyers have every plan to do what it takes to help the GOP figure out
that they have no choice but to force both Bush AND Cheney out.

January 2008 - these will be exciting times.
 

Bush and Cheney stole billions and they'll never see a jail cell, so worldwide exposure and
condemnation is about all we're going to get out of this - and maybe a super-majority in 2009.

I think we should be looking at the other "I" word - Investigations.

When we put these bastards under oath and start squeezing, and asking third-rate aides
if they want to die in prison so their super-rich bosses can skate away free - then I think 
we're talking about some damn exciting times.
 

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Subject: blaming Ford

Let's say a store owner hires a 14 year old kid.
That experience helps put him on the path to a good job with a good family.
Then when he's 44 he kills his wife.

Should the store owner be held responsible for that murder?
Of course not.

Should Gerald Ford be considered responsible for hiring people
who would 30 years later fuck up Iraq? No.
 Matt
 

You might be right - but what if the store owner hired three kids, and didn't watch them,
and they quietly made powerful friends and then, years later stole the store thru trickery and then
went on a multi-year crime spree that killed 3,000 soldiers and wounded (some say) 60,000 and
killed hundreds of thousands of innocent people - maybe the store owner deserves some blame.
 

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JFK targeted on 1963 Ireland trip

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 Excerpt:
JFK was the subject of three separate death threats during his visit to Ireland in 1963, according to
newly declassified documents. One threat claimed a sniper would target Kennedy as his motorcade
traveled from Dublin Airport to the residence of the Irish president at the start of his visit.

He was assassinated in Dallas five months later.
 

Can you believe the Secret Service was once this stupid?

After getting sniper threats, reminding them that any handjob with a rifle and a decent aim
could change America's history, they still let Kennedy ride in an open car in Dallas.

...and this is 98 years after Lincoln was shot..

I can't remember - did the Secret Service say, "Nobody could have predicted..." after Dallas?
 

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Subject: The accuracy of the pundit class

Hey Bart,

Doesn't it speak to you about the accuracy of the pundintbots they hire
for the mainstream media that none of these jokers broke 70%?

But for my money I would give them the grade they deserve.
The moderate Democrat pundints get a D.

The re-thug-wit bushites of course would fail.
 Nek
 

The problem is neither side is ever held to account.
If Bush has a problem, the left "guarantees" he'll fail and the right "guarantees" he won't.
Nobody says what they mean, they all just repeat the party-line crappola.

Neither side is actually predicting anything - they just trumpet their talking points so we learn nothing.
Watching a political talk show is as useless as a presidential debate, where each side regurgitates
the same tired horseshit they've been spewing for years.

Then, as the debate begins, the right fires off faxes claiming their guy won
while the Democrats wait until after the debate "to be fair."

Nobody ever really wins a debate unless you're so stupid that you state categorically in 1976
that Poland is not under Soviet influence, thus proving to the world what an inept idiot you are.
 

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Subject: coffin in cargo hold

Hey Bart-

That pic of the marines loading a flag-draped coffin into a jet cargo hold (Dec.29, 2006)?
That picture is an absolute fake.

It very well could be, but the recent military-coffins-as-freight story was true.
 

I fuel passenger jets at O'Hare, and I've seen them ship the bodies of military personel;
it DOES NOT look like that picture.

Of course, you get them after they've been processed at Dover or wherever, right?
You're not getting direct Baghdad-to-O'Hare flights, right?

 Photo Debunked Here

This is a complete fake, and not a very good one.
Whoever put it together is a pimp, and not a very creative pimp.

Few people ever see it, so you couldn't know it was a fake.
But maybe if more people could see it, then maybe there might not
be as many good young people being shipped in those boxes.
 Michael the fueler
 
 

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Dodd well-positioned for White House bid
 He is not - stop lying to people

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 Excerpt:
The White House isn't the only prestigious address on Sen. Christopher Dodd's mind as he nears
a decision on whether he'll plunge into a crowded field of Democratic presidential contenders.

Wall Street also looms large. Dodd will become chairman of the Senate Banking Committee, giving him
oversight of the nation's banking, financial services and insurance industries. The post will create new
fundraising opportunities - a potential boost for a longshot prospect like Dodd who must prove he can
raise the tens of million of dollars needed to stay competitive in the 2008 campaign.

"Any time you are chairman of a committee that oversees, arguably, the wealthiest sector of society,
that's a significant opportunity to raise some real dough," said Chris Lehane, a Democratic strategist.
"But it's potentially a double-edged sword."
 

Dodd isn't going to be president, no matter how much money he raises.

BTW, I'm not saying it's true, but the vulgar Pigboy constantly refers to a story about Dodd
and Ted Kennedy nailing some cocktail waitress at the same time on the floor of the bar.

Like I said, I'm not buying anything the vulgar Pigboy says,
but does anyone know any details about Pigboy's wild-ass accusation?
 

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Subject: bowl game insanity?

I know you consider it a good day when a team from Texas goes down faster than 
a Bush daughter for a martini, but how do you feel about Arkansaw losing to Wisconsin?

It was frustrating to watch.
 

Arkansaw was lucky they didn't get their lunch fed to them.  Over 120 yards in penalties, 
3 turnovers, and yet they only lose by 3.  (Wisconsin coughed up the ball too, but still....) 
The Arkansaw coach has got to be losing his mind over the number of penalties.

Was nice to see the Badgers win, and have their first 12 win season EVER.   Too bad the BCS 
is so screwed up, I'd have like to see them playing for the national title, or in another major bowl.

Final Fun Fact: Wisconsin is 9-3 in their last 12 bowl appearances, and thats in the past 14 years, 
including back to back Rose Bowl wins.
 PatC
 

I kept telling Mrs Bart - why doesn't the Arkansas coach call a time out and gather his team
and tell them to calm down and stop making those stupid, costly mistakes that were killing them.

...nobody listens to me.
 

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Quote

"When you're a rebel, you rebel against everything."
    -- Bush-loving Alice Cooper, Republican,   ,Link
 

 Cooper is such a rebel, he's in love with The Little Dictator.
 

"Rock stars campaigning for John Kerry are treasonous morons
 When I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn't already
  a Bush supporter, I would have immediately switched. Linda Ronstadt?
  Don Henley? Geez, that's a good reason right there to vote for Bush."
     -- shock-rocking rebel Alive Cooper to the Canadian Press, Link
 

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Random Thought...

There's one phrase uttered over and over and over and over every night
that the whore news anchors use the most at ABC, CBS, NBC and CNN.
The phrase is, "...and when we come back, the incredible story of..."

The news ain't f-ing news.
The nightly news is Entertainment Tonight produced by handjobs from MTV.

It's not about the news, it's about whoring the customer into hanging on for one more
never-ending bank of commercials for billionaire robber-barons which, Swear to Koresh,
sometimes stretch for 13 commercials in a row and you don't notice till you get TIVO.
 

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Subject: WTC 1993

The right-wingers are very fond of saying that Bush and company have 
kept this country safe because we haven't been attacked since 9/11/01.
Oh, really?

How very convenient for them to forget the fact that when the World Trade Center was bombed 
in 1993 during the Clinton administration, not only were the perpetrators caught, tried, convicted 
and sentenced to long prison terms, but the U.S. was not attacked again until September 11, 2001
...less than 9 months after Dubya Bush moved into the White House!

You know what this means? It means the terrorists were so afraid of Clinton that they waited for 
stupidass Bush to become "president" before they attacked us again. I guess they saw Clinton as 
a big threat to them, yet they were not at all afraid of Dumbya. Bill Clinton really did keep us safe. 
For 8 years! And Bush? Hell, he isn't even trying to find Osama bin Laden.

I wonder what the right-wingers would have to say about that?
 Shirley D. J
 

That reminds me...
That blind sheik who's in prison for the 1993 WTC bombings?

FOX Whore News said he was in jail for attacking "American targets."
The lying bastards can't say "He's in prison for the 1993 WTC bombings," because
for years the lying right-wing bastards have been saying Clinton did nothing after that attack.

Have I mentioned lately how much I hate lying media whores?
They can't tell the truth because the truth makes us look good and makes them look bad.
 

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Quotes

"Hitler shot himself before capture, Stalin received a grand state funeral and Pol Pot died
  while under house arrest.  Saddam is one of a surprisingly small number of modern dictators
  executed by their own people: (That's not entirely true. Bush killed him but. like always.
  he had unknown masked men do his dirty work.)  Mussolini, Ceausescu -- and now Saddam.
  Of those three, Hussein is the only one who had anything resembling a trial.
    -- Anne Applebaum,        WaHoPo
 

You're right about that it resembled a trial, but it wasn't one.  Bush used a mixture of US law,
military law, Iraqi law and secret witnesses with secret testimony about handpicked crimes
that happened years before the Bush crime family got into bed with him.

This was a BFEE hit on an old partner that cost taxpayers $400B (at least)
and Koresh knows how many more years and thousands of lies.

For years, the Washington Whore Post and the NY Whore Times covered up Bush's crimes.
Well guess what - we have a new sheriff in town and his name is Henry Waxman.
 

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Canadian Ice Shelf Cracks
 But there's no such thing as global warming

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 Excerpt:
An enormous ice shelf broke away from Ellesmere Island in the Canadian Arctic last year,
researchers said, warning it could be another symptom of global warming.

The 25-square-mile ice island tore away from Ellesmere, a huge strip of land close to Greenland.
The break occurred in August 2005 and was so violent that it caused tremors that were detected
by seismographs 155 miles away, but at the time no one was able to pinpoint what had happened.
 
 

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Subject: Bobby Fischer

I was recently listening to the Better Than Ezra song "Extraordinary" which features the lyrics 
"...smart as Bobby Fischer." I wasn't familiar with the name so I did a little research. 

Turns out Bobby Fischer was the chess champion that George Bush Sr threw in jail for playing 
a game of chess against a Yugoslavian chess master.

So the next time you hear some right-wing apologist trying to excuse W's crimes on the basis 
of some technicality, remember that while W remains free after killing 3000 American soldiers, 
Bobby Fischer was busted for PLAYING CHESS.
 -J 
 

They also managed to capture Tommy Chong and Martha Stewart - true criminals,
while Bin Laden and Kennyboy never saw the inside of a jail cell.
 

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Random Thought...

Yahoo News:
Saddam's execution took place during the year's deadliest month for U.S. troops,
with the December toll reaching 109. At least 2,998 members of the U.S. military
have been killed since the Iraq war began in March 2003.
 

Bush got his 3,000th.

The Little Dictator feels like a real man because he got to kill Saddam.

Bush's military said "Kiss his ring or we'll kill you" and Saddam failed to kiss it in time.
Let that be a lesson to anyone who thinks they can refuse an order from America's gangsta.
 
 

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The Bush-Saddam Axis
 Good people die when evil men duel

 truthout.org

 Excerpt:
It took nearly 16 years, but Saddam is finally gone. And with his execution, so is the chief nemesis of
the Bush family, a man who bedeviled father-and-son presidents and in different ways dominated both
of their administrations. The long, tortured arc of the Bush-Hussein relationship that shaped recent U.S.
history finally came to a close with the snap of a noose.

If there is a feeling of euphoria or relief, neither Bush is showing it. Young Bush went to bed Friday night
without waiting for the execution and left it to an aide to release a statement praising the Iraqi people for
"bringing Saddam Hussein to justice." His father remained silent. But Hussein's death removed only the man.
The forces unleashed by the epic struggle remain as powerful and crippling as ever for two countries.
 

How many years will we be stuck there due to Bush's greed?
How many thousands more soldiers must die so the Little Dictator can play "war president."
How many more Iraqi families will be wiped out because Bush had something to prove to his Dad?
 
 

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Subject: global bartcop.com

still reading you down in punta arenas, chile
 Tab
 

Tab, thanks for that.
 

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Random Thought...

I caught a few moments of the outrageous Ford Eulogy lies on ALL the networks, with such gems
as elderly Ted Stevens (R-Internet is a series of tubes) saying "Gerald Ford restored the people's
confident in the White House," while ignoring the giant Fascist elephant in the room - which is our
shameful Little Dictator being mistrusted and even hated by most people in most countries.
 

I got so fed with with the horseshit, we turned over to the TNT Channel and caught the Lone Gunmen
tricking Agent Sculley into meeting them at the Monte Carlo in Las Vegas because they just lost $3,000
in a game of Texas Hold 'Em Poker and need to crack some gal who'd been brainwashed by the BFEE.

It's like God was sending me a message.
 

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Subject: Is Saddam dead?

Hi Bart,

Did Saddam really die this past week? 
Or was he hanged while Cheney was there and the "news" saved to be released this week
to take the heat off the decider-in-chief just as the Democrats are about to take over? 

Were the bushites afraid that once the Democrats were in power there might be an
investigation where Saddam could spill the dirty truth about his connection to the BFEE 
and GOP and needed him dead before January 07? 

Why else the rush to execute him without the legal appeal that every murderer gets 
even up to 20 years of appeals.
 GKerry
 

Saddam Hussein's Brutal Reign Ends in the Gallows ...

 foxnews.com

 Excerpt:
Iraqi television showed what it said was Saddam's body... 
Iraq's death penalty was suspended by the U.S. military after it toppled Saddam in 2003,
 

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 Poker game tomorrow night

Wasn't it a great New Year's Eve?

You bet it was.
The lowly Detroit Lions kicked Cowboy ass all over Dallas.

Then we watched the ball drop on ABC with Dick Clark and Ryan Seafoam
and the NBC version with Carson Daly.

Dick Clark was on camera even more than last year - I still think it's a mistake, but worse,
when the ball dropped, Seafoam and the gang were all yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak.

In contrast, when the ball dropped on NBC, Carson Daly has the brains and the class
to shut the hell up and allow the moment to speak for itself.  That was fun to watch.

A shot not necessarily for Carson Daly, but for brains and class.
TV's talking handjobs need to learn to take a breath and let a moment be.
 

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Cheney hails Ford's pardon of Nixon
"Pardons are God's gift to Republicans..."

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The nation honored Gerald R. Ford in funeral ceremonies Saturday that recalled the touchstones
of his life, from his do-nothing quarter century in the House to his betrayal to his word under oath.
He was remembered as the man who made Watergate go away by giving everyone a pass..

His Oval Office crimes were recalled warmly by his old chief of staff, Dick Cheney.

"Gerald R. Ford led our republic safely though a crisis that could have turned to catastrophe," lied Cheney.
"Gerald Ford was almost alone in understanding that pardons fucking rock."
 

Has anyone in American history ever needed a pardon more than the Murdering Dick?
The Little Dictator can claim Diminished Capacity and skate away as free as OJ Simpson.

Christ, I'd hate to be the lawyer charged with proving that George W. Bush could think like an adult.
 

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Carrie Underwood lassoes a Cowboy
 She's dating quarterback Tony Romo (he claims)

See more of her at BC Hotties (15 new pages)

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