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Tuesday March 27, 2007 Vol 1950 - Mount Panco
 Quote of the Day "In half a century, I've never seen a president
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"We serve at the pleasure of the president.
But in this case, it looks like the authority was
delegated down through Harriet Miers,
Karl Rove, Tortureboy Gonzales and all the way down
to a bunch of 35-year-old kids who
got together to decide who was the most loyal to the president."
-- Fired Arkansas U.S. attorney Bud Cummins, on CBS'sFace
the Whore,
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Ghosts of
Abu Ghraib
by Sam Provance
Excerpt:
After seeing first-hand that the investigation
wasn't going to go anywhere and that no one else I knew from
the intelligence community was being candid,
I allowed myself to be interviewed by American and German journalists.
Later, Republican Congressman Christopher Shays,
invited me to testify on Feb. 14, 2006, so my sworn testimony
is on the public record. [See: www.humanrightsfirst.info/pdf/06214-usls-provance-statment.pdf]
On June 30, 2006, dissatisfied with the Pentagon's
non-responsiveness to requests for information on my situation,
the Committee on Government Reform issued a subpoena
requiring Rumsfeld to produce the requested documents
by July 14. I heard nothing further. I guess
he forgot. I guess Congress forgot, too.
Consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the net.
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"Members of Congress now face a choice: whether
they will waste time and provoke an
unnecessary confrontation, or whether
they will join us in working to do the people's business."
-- America's Murder Monkey, who thinks "the people's business" involves
pushing
as many soldiers into his bloody meatgrinder as possible.
Link
Note that this graphic was created in 2005.
Think how many families have been destroyed by Bush's greed since then.
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Gonzales
teen boys sex scandal
From worldnetdaily - and they never lie
"I love sexing the young boys!"
Excerpt:
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales and U.S. Attorney
Johnny Sutton, both already under siege for other matters,
are now being accused of failing to prosecute
officers of the Texas Youth Commission after a Texas Ranger
investigation documented that guards and administrators
were sexually abusing the institution's teenage boy inmates.
Among the charges in the Texas Ranger report were
that administrators would rouse boys from their sleep
for the purpose of conducting all-night sex
parties.
These crazies need a Monica to help them take the edge off.
...that is, if they like girls.
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"GO BACK TO AFRICA AND DO YOUR GAY VOODOO LIMBO
TANGO
AND WANGO DANCE AND JUMP AROUND AND
PRANCE AND RUN
ALL OVER THE PLACE HALF NAKED THERE."
-- U.S. Army recruiter
Sgt. Marcia Ramode, using her military email address to respond
to
Jersey City resident Corey Andrew, after Ramode learned Andrew was gay."
Link
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"The president has lost the confidence of the
American people in his war effort. It is now time
for the Congress to step forward and
be part of setting some boundaries and some conditions
as to our involvement. This is not
a monarchy. I would hope the president understands that."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel, the smartest Republican in the senate
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Bush to
Attack Iran April 6
That's what the Russians are saying
Excerpt:
The long awaited US military attack on
Iran is now on track for the first week of April, Easter weekend,
writes the well-known Russian journalist Andrei
Uglanov in the Moscow weekly "Argumenty Nedeli."
Uglanov cites Russian military experts close
to the Russian General Staff for his account.
The attack is slated to last for 12 hours, according
to Uglanov. Friday is the sabbath in Iran.
In the attack, code named Operation Bite, about
20 targets are marked for bombing;
the list includes uranium enrichment facilities,
research centers, and laboratories.
Will the generals follow the orders of an insane president?
Is Cheney acting like Powers Booth on purpose?
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Subject: BCR 111 feedback
Another great show, Bart.
I've been a Mike Malloy fan for years and first
heard about your website from him.
I thought it was cool that you decided to include
Malloy's ANTI-HER rant in your show.
(He doesn't hold back too much, does he.)
Nazi-Con shows like Rush, Hannity, and O'Reilly
would never give an opposing view
that much air time on their show. I think you
could teach FAUX NEWS a thing or two
about presenting a fair and balanced debate.
I also noticed you didn't break into Malloy's
rant ONCE to say, "Shut up! Shut up! Cut his
Mic!"
Fury...thy name is MALLOY.
Hammer...thy name is BARTCOP!
Rock on, brother!
Respectfully,
Gino R
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Tony Snow's cancer has returned
Excerpt:
The colon cancer that Tony Snow successfully
battled two years ago has returned and spread to his liver.
Snow, 51, had his entire colon removed in 2005
and underwent six months of chemotherapy after being
diagnosed with colon cancer. A small growth was
discovered last year in his lower right pelvic area and,
after months of monitoring, tests showed that
it had grown slightly. It was removed Monday.
Doctors found during the surgery that his cancer
had metastasized, or spread, to his liver.
Years ago, a young Karl Rove learned his dirty
tricks from a racist bastard named Lee
Atwater.
Atwater was the guy who elevated Willie Horton
to mythical status.
"Vote
GOP or I'll rape your wife."
When Atwater found out he was dying, he issued private and public apologies to his victims.
As Tony Snow sees Heaven (Let's pretend) approaching,
will he continue helping his mad-dog bosses rape the world?
God's not going to let a lying rapist-enabler into Heaven, is he?
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Subject: BCR 101
Bart, another triumph.
I would hope that folks could listen and learn
from Mike Malloy
on the way to disagree about Mrs. Clinton's candidacy.
And I want to know what you really did
with those cows.
Capt math
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Subject: war with iran ... feedback
Hey Bartdude,
I laughed myself stupid when I "heard" about the
British navy arrests.
One would really have to love the kool-aid to
believe a frigging word of it.
Let's get this right according to "the message"
from Mr Blair: the British troops were NOT
in Iranian waters, they were on "our" side, that
is, in occupied Iraqi waters.
So the "kidnapping" occurred in Iraqi territorial
waters, is that right, Mr Blair?
Please, can you show us the satellite photography
of this, we're certain you
have cameras on that stretch of water 24/7.
And can you tell us WHY an Iranian military vessel
was allowed and actually capable
of entering the Iraqi territorial zone without
any other kind of reaction or response,
other than letting a few grunts get picked up
for a propaganda exercise?
Are you telling us that the British and Americans
are incapable of maintaining security on the "border"?
They don't have maps? They don't have radar?
They don't have satellites?
They don't have binoculars? They were all taking
a dump when it happened?
They're blind? Forgiving?
Hahaha, I kill myself, this is too funny.
And it's just a random coincidence this happened
hours before the UN security council vote
for sanctions against Iran for them doing nothing
at all to anyone for 200 years,
except being born on top of someone else's oil.
Hmmmm... kool-aid, good with breakfast, makes
me sleepy.
"And now, back to your regular broadcast..."
Ciao,
Mark
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Bush's Poodle
Rattles Saber
Blustering so Der Monkey can invade Iran
Excerpt:
Bush's poodle Tony Blair warned Tehran on Tuesday
of a "different phase" if it did not free
15 British military personnel captured in the
Gulf four days ago.
The sailors' capture and new U.N. sanctions imposed
on Tehran on Saturday over its disputed
nuclear program have stoked tensions between
the West and Iran and pushed oil prices to a 2007 high.
"We are trying to pursue this through diplomatic
channels and make the Iranian government understand these
people have to be released and that there is
absolutely no justification whatever for holding them," Blair lied.
"They have to release them. If not, then this
will move into a different phase," the Poodle barked.
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"If Eisenhower had said in the mid-1960's that
he, while President, "created" the Interstate
Highway System, we would not have seen dozens
and dozens of editorials lampooning him for
claiming he 'invented' the concept of highways
or implying that he personally went out and
dug ditches across the country to help build
the roadway. Everyone would have understood
that Ike meant he was a driving force behind
the legislation that created the highway system,
and this is what Gore was expressing about
himself with his Internet statement."
-- Snopes.com, Link
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Subject: Remember This?
Bart, I can understand your infatuation with Shirley, but remember Debby Harry?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHPikUPlRD8
She brought Rap music to the US masses.
Your Southernmost Pal......
Cayobo
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"We have to have an attorney general who is
candid, truthful, and if we find he has not
been candid and truthful, that's a
very compelling reason for him not to stay on."
--
Arlen Specter (R-Partly sane) on "Meet
the Whore,
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Speaking of bad fashion...
Subject: Full of shit
You are disgusting
I showered at about noon today.
full of shit
That falls under "assumes facts not in evidence."
most disgusting
You're repeating yourself.
Did Mom not have a firm grip?
ignorant
Bingo! You've said the Magic Word.
I'm one of the few people in the world who realizes
just how stupid he is.
filthy
"assumes facts"
piece of shit
I'll cop to being organic...
Rush Limbaugh is not a homosexual
ha ha
I'm not paying you enough!
your trying to hurt him by accusing him of all this shit.
I would never!
Ol' Rush?
Moi?
You stupid liberals will say and do ANYTHING to
destroy someone.
Pattystoy
Pattystoy, if that was true, they would be destroyed.
Wait, ...Patty's toy?
Are you Patty or Patty's toy?
"Toy" assumes braindead so I'm gamble that you're "Patty" because you can nearly spell.
Hey, you got a radio voice?
I could use someone like you on Bartcop Radio.
The pay ain't great but you need the exposure.
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BIG changes are coming to the Bart Blog
Antiwar Tide on The Rise
Excerpt:
Within three weeks, the United States could face
a constitutional crisis over Bush's insane war policy.
The president and his allies seem to want this
fight. Yet insisting upon a confrontation will be another
mistake in a long line of bad judgments about
a conflict that grows more unpopular by the day.
Last week's narrow House vote imposing an August
2008 deadline for the withdrawal of troops was
hugely significant, even if the bill stands no
chance of passing in the Senate this week in its current form.
The vote was a test of the resolve of the new
House Democratic leadership and its ability to pull together
an ideologically diverse membership behind a
plan pointing the United States out of Iraq.
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Attorney Firings a 2008 Election Ploy?
Excerpt:
"I want to thank you for your work on clean elections,"
Rove continued. "I know a lot of you spent time
in the 2004 election, the 2002 election,
the 2000 election in your communities or in strange counties in
Florida, helping make it certain that we
had the fair and legitimate outcome of the election," Rove told
the Republican attorneys. He also compared
elections in "some parts of the country" to those that take
place in third-world dictatorships where
the "guys in charge are, you know, colonels in mirrored sunglasses."
Whether he was aware of the irony of his
comments is still unknown."
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Subject: Mike Palecek Book Tour
Bart, tomorrow I give Ruth a hug and drive away
to Kansas City for the first stop on my book tour,
a meeting of the K.C. Drinking Liberally group.
There are seventy-eight stops between drinking with
the liberals in Kansas City to drinking with
the liberals in Colorado Springs on July 3.
Ruth bought me a map and Lisa Casey at All Hat
No Cattle and Bart at Bartcop.com sent me T-shirts.
Awesome.
I never did want to do this, take a book tour,
but my books are good and they deserve a chance to live.
So I'm going to give about eighty speeches and
I think it will be a blast.
Mike
Mike's Tour route:
March 28: Drinking Liberally, Kansas City
March 29: Faith & Life Bookstore, Newton, Kansas
March 30: Lawrence, Kansas, public library
March 31: Crossroads Infoshop, Kansas City
April 2: A Novel Idea Bookstore, Lincoln, Nebraska
April 3: Soul Desires Bookstore, Omaha, Nebraska
April 4: The Reading Grounds Bookstore, Omaha
April 6: Wayne State College, Wayne, Nebraska
Go see Mike, tell him "Bart says Hey!"
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Today is Marty's 944th page in a row
...and she's doing it dial-up.
Send Marty a tip at BartCopEntertainment@yahoo.com
Good Soldiers
Excerpt:
Among those singled out for criticism by the
inspector general are Army Lt. Gen. Phillip Kensinger,
a former head of the Army's Special Operations
command, who has now retired.
The report found Kensinger knew before Tillman's
memorial service that Tillman had died from U.S. fire
but did not tell the Tillman family.
He also misled investigators when he denied knowing about the cause
of death before the memorial service, it said.
The report also faulted Lt. Gen Stanley McChrystal,
the head of U.S. Joint Special Operations Command,
saying he failed to inform authorities
that the info in support of Tillman's Silver Star was inaccurate.
ABC Anchor Charlie Gibson says McChrystal, right
now, is THE GUY in charge of getting bin Laden.
But doesn't the story you just read prove
he'll lie to help his bosses out?
Do they already have bin Laden?
Are they looking for bin Laden?
Did they make a deal, that Osama could remain
free
as long as there were no further attacks on US
soil?
Did Bush promise Osama he would keep troops in
Iraq for 5 years
in exchange for no more attacks on US soil on
his watch?
Something has to explain why Al Qaeda lost interest in hurting the US.
Do they feel bad for the women and children they've killed?
No, I say Bush made them a deal.
Hell, every day 1,000 "illegals" slip over the Mexican border.
Don't you think some of those "illegals" are Al Qaeda?
Smart money says they have a thousand "soldiers" and 10,000 sympathizers
here now.
Why haven't they hit us?
Bush made those sons of bitches a deal, thru his arms-dealing criminal
friends.
"Osama is held harmless as long as there are
no further attacks on US soil."
"No further attacks" justifies Bush's repeal of the Constitution .
As long as there are "No further attacks," Bush is God to the extra-stupid..
Osama went along because you didn't see him flying any planes on 9-11,
right?
Osama got a "Get Out of Jail" card for 9-11 because Bush needed a a
rallying cry.
"They'll hear from us soon," yeah,
sooner than any of us thought.
Like his Daddy with Noriega, Osama and Saddam, like his
Granddaddy with Adolph, himself,
These money-grubbing bastards will do business with anyone if it means
more money and more power
for the criminal Bush
Family Evil Empire that has created America's
last two wars.
But then again, if you think evil men would not lie, would not cheat,
would not betray and would not kill
for unlimited money and unlimited world power, ...well,
...then, ...maybe I'm just barking up the wrong tree.
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Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $220,000,000 every day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
3,241....3,241
American victims
We lost 1
more since last issue
while the Little Dictator force-feeds the meatgrinder.
...and how much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon
makes $108M - every day
(And that's just ONE oil company)
1 more
soldier
dead, but that's OK because
Exxon makes $75,000
profit per minute
Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have
no meters
and his front company is moving
to Dubai.
Bloomberg News says Iraq is currently pumping 2M barrels a day.
A.
How would they know?
They don't have people on the ground over there, and even if they did
oil wells have no meters
B.
2M barrels is $120M a day - where's that money going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
Tom DeLay's Mea Culpa
Excerpt:
One of the silliest areas has DeLay admitting
his ubitquous wife cheating in both Texas and his first years
in Washington. How he would "drink 10 to 12 martinis"
and have so much hot tube sex he gained the name
"Hot Tub Tom" throughout the Beltway. He then
goes on to call Bill Clinton "slimy" for his sexual dalliances.
The most serious part of the book is when he finishes
blaming everyone else (including Newt Gingrich) for
just about everything, he says of fellow Right-wing
loon Dick Armey, "He is a gifted man, but a man so blinded
by ambition as to be useless to the cause. Beware
the man drunk with ambition." On the surface one is
astounded at the stones for this man claiming
"blind ambition" on anyone else, but taken in context this is
the statement that best defines Tom Delay.
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The season finale if Dirt is tonight.
TV Guide says, "Talk about Friends with
benefits. Jennifer Aniston
reunited with Couteney Cox for a frisky (code
for lesbian) visit as
a rival who's hot for more than just Lucy's
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I'm going to watch.
Note: It's the season finale so The Shield can
some back next Tuesday, this time
with Oscar winning Forrest Whitaker as the insane Kenneth Starr-figure
going after Vic.
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