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Friday May 18, 2007 Vol 1980 - Bush-B-Gon
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Quotes
"Republican morale in Congress, particularly
in the House, cannot be exaggerated.
Party loyalists there -- we refer not
only to moderates but staunch conservatives as well
-- have turned their backs on Bush
and admit that they cannot wait for him to leave town."
-- Bob Novak, whore and traitor
to his country, Link
Iran's Mission
Accomplished
by Ivan Eland
Excerpt:
Tough-guy rhetoric aside, the winner from the
clumsy American invasion and occupation of Iraq is Iran,
which has seen its blood enemy, Saddam Hussein,
executed and its Shiite allies put in charge.
With its usual tin ear for public relations, the
Bush administration provided another "Kodak moment"
of incompetent belligerence by yet again sending
a high-level administration official to use an aircraft
carrier as a prop for a hawkish rant.
Cheney did manage to refrain from displaying
another "Mission Accomplished" banner during his speech
on the John C. Stennis, stationed 150 miles off
Iran's coast. But as Cheney warned Iran against disrupting
oil transportation routes or getting nuclear
weapons, the speech's imagery also reminded everyone of Bush's
previous fiasco on another aircraft carrier.
Bush's daddy did all he could to contain Iran - that's why he got in
bed with Saddam.
Now his Dim Son has given Iran everything they couldn't get on their
own.
...and they wouldn't be acquiring nukes if the boneheaded little snot
hadn't threatened them.
Rove's Worrisome
Witness
by Count Novakula
Excerpt:
The day Karl Rove administered a tongue-lashing
to a Republican congressman, disturbing news about his
former executive assistant was spread on Capitol
Hill. GOP House members learned that Susan Ralston is
requesting immunity to testify before Democratic
Rep. Henry Waxman's investigating committee.
She was an assistant to Jack Abramoff in
2001 when he recommended her for the top job with Rove as he
entered the White House. As Rove's gatekeeper,
Susan Ralston became special assistant to the president and
the highest-ranking Filipino American in the
administration. For Waxman, she is a link between the disgraced,
imprisoned Abramoff and Rove, a principal political
target of the Democratic-controlled Congress.
Can you believe Novak and Russert still have their jobs?
After it was proven in court that they're both shills on Bush's payroll?
Gee, it's almost like prostitution is legal in Washington DC.
Discuss
it on The Bartcop Forum
Discuss it on the BartBlog
Subject: Groening Gives a Shout-Out to Bart??!!
I was watching a repeat episode of "The Simpsons."
Do you know how in the opening Bart is always
writing something on the blackboard?
Well, yesterday, I noticed Bart wrote, "I
will not visit a liberal website named after me."
That *had* to be a shout-out to Bart!
I can't remember the title. It was the one where
Bart was making and selling T-shirts
with political themes...hmm...was the *whole*
episode a shout-out?
It's nice to know Matt Groening reads Bart Cop!
patr1000
Speaking of The Simpsons, Sunday is their 400th
episode and
it features 24's Jack Bauer and
Chloe helping with some school disaster.
(Has Homer been writing the 24 scripts
this year?)
I hope it's as funny as the previews.
Check out dissentisterror.com
Wolfie's
Reputation bounces at World Bank
He's leaving at the end of June
Excerpt:
Bush crony-flunkie Paul Wolfowitz will resign
at the end of June, he and the bank said late Thursday,
ending his long fight to survive pressure for
his ouster over the compensation he arranged for his slut.
His departure ends a two-year run at the development
bank that was marked by controversy from the start,
given his previous role as a major architect
of the bloody quagmire when he was No. 2 official at the Pentagon.
"I'm a quitter by nature," he said, after the
White House kicked his crooked ass to the curb.
"I'm a loser, I should probably kill myself because
I can't get anything right, no matter what I do..."
.
Dueling Quotes
"A new Cook Poll shows Hillary "remains far
and away the leader of the pack" with 36%,
followed by Obama at 25% and Edwards
at 15%."
--
Political Wire, politicalwire.com
"Don't pay too much attention to the national
polls just yet. Essentially, they are useful
for measuring name recognition and
are great for candidate hype and fundraisings."
-- John Zogby,
wehatehillary.com
It goes without saying that if She's leading in the polls by double
digits,
it means nothing, so please ignore the polls until someone else takes
the lead.
Then the polls will mean something.
Subject: Falwell
I disagree about Falwell being in a better place, even though I caught the sarcasm.
He's in the dirt, right where his fat ass belongs,
and it's us, all of us who are alive,
who are in a better place because this asshole
hypocrite piece of garbage charlatan is gone.
Keith
Dobson to Rudy: No way
Excerpt:
James Dobson, widely considered a religio-jerkoff,
says he will not vote for Rudy Giuliani under any
circumstances because of his positions on abortion,
homosexual couples and other moral issues.
Dobson says, "I cannot, and will not, vote for
Rudy Giuliani in 2008."
"It is an irrevocable decision," says the founder
and chairman of Focus on the Handjob.
"If given a choice between him and Hillary or
Obama, I will either cast my ballot for an also-ran
or not vote for the first time in my adult
life."
They hate Rudy, they hate McCain and they hate Romney.
Who will the religio-crazies embrace next year?
Winning
The Reverse-Cowgirl Vote
Interview with Jenna
Jamison
Excerpt:
PR.com: Do you find that the adult industry
changes when a Republican;s in charge?
Jenna Jameson: Absolutely. The Clinton
administration was the best years for the adult industry
and I wish that Clinton would run again. I would
love to have him back in office. I love Hillary.
I think that in some ways she's pretty conservative
for a Democrat, but I would love a woman in office.
Subject: NOT at all enamored of Hillary's presidential run
Hillary has been unfairly, but successfully demonized
by the Reich-Wing Propaganda Machine.
Even I (an ardent Liberal) find her to be vocally
grating and simply IMPOSSIBLE to listen to
for more than 30 to 60 seconds....and beyond
even THAT, American voters at large sadly remain
misinformed and undeniably bigoted. Even
now, I'm certain many voters did not vote Democratic
in 2000 because a Jew was at the top of the ticket.
It is this kind of intrisic bigotry the Repugnantcans
consistently exploit at every opportunity - it's why
the GOPigs themselves were hyping Hillary's candidacy
and what a "formidable opponent" she would
make before she even announced her run!
Sorry, but the same GOPig exploitation of knee-jerk bigotry
would apply to Obama as well.
I like Gore. He'd win in a landslide!
Tracy H
I think that's why they're pushing Obama with all their time, money
and energy.
The second he gets the nomination he'll be blacker than the great Yaphet
Kotto
who I pissed off BIG time in 1998.
If you're old enough to remember the Willie Horton ads, this is the
same GOP.
Quotes
"Cheney going to a prostitute? I can't believe
a good-looking guy
like that would ever have to pay for
sex."
-- Letterman
Subject: Phil Specter?
Bart, I know Arlen Specter is a world-class turd,
but to put his picture next to
an article about Phil Specter is quite deceitful.
Please do not go down that path.
Why did you do this?
Tampa Buc
Because I can.
For someone with no rules, I think I show remarkable restraint.
Plus, I thought it was funny.
What else is funny is how I can spend an hour or two working on a piece
(or 15 hours on a radio show) and not hear from anybody, but a dumb
little joke
like this fills up my mailbox.
It pays to advertise on bartcop.com
Still at 2006 prices!
Falwell
angered God?
God Snuffs Out Jerry Falwell
Excerpt:
The Lord is testing us, friends. He does that
periodically. Remember when He told His beloved servant,
Abraham to violently murder his own son? Just
as Abraham was about to drive the knife through his son's body,
God yelled, "Gotcha!" And remember
when He tested Jonah's claustrophobia by making him take up residence
in a whale's stomach for three days, without
so much as a candle or a can of Lysol? God does crazy, bizarre,
inexplicable things to make sure we believe in
Him based on faith and fear and not that "rational thought" thingy.
"I
hope I can keep my arm..."
Quotes
"When you have to spend more time up here on
Capitol Hill instead of
running the Justice Department, maybe
you ought to think about stepping down."
-- Sen. Pat Roberts, Republican,
Link
Subject: Paris
Bart, you wrote:
> I can understand women hating Paris because
she's young, thin, pretty and rich,
> but why would a guy hate a girl like that?
It doesn't make a lot of sense.
Thanks for the laugh. But you left out HUGE
NOSE with the Paris description.
And if it makes no sense to for males yearning
the "glory days," no explanation will get through.
Shell
If she's not attractive,
it must be her talent that makes her millions
every year.
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Quotes
"We have a Congress. We have an independent
judiciary. We have checks and balances.
We are a nation of laws. We have free
speech. We have a free press. Why have they all failed us?"
-- Al Gore, in his book,
Link
Subject: Paris
Bart, you crazy man, you wrote:
> She deserves to be punished for sure, but
as far as I know, she'll by far be the
> most famous person to ever be in the Los
Angeles jail and that makes her a target.
You got some of that marijuana! Good for
you.
But saying Paris Hilton is "by far" the most
famous person to be in the LA jail?
Too funny.
There have been thousands of celebrities in that
jail. The first one I remember was Robert Mitchum.
In the 40s he got thrown in for marijuana.
Look it up. And, of course, there was OJ, etc etc etc --
as I said, thousands. From murder to marijuana,
to breaking probation. (Robert Downey Jr, ring a bell?)
But if you want to keep saying Paris is the most
famous (by far!), keep smoking that weed!
(withheld)
I wish.
Do you really think Downey, Mitchum and Simpson are/were more famous
than Paris Hilton?
Perhaps you're thinking "more accomplished," instead of "more famous."
Granted, Simpson had a big 1994/95, but that was before the innertubes,
before cell phone cameras,
before the mass media went wild, before news and pictures spread around
the globe like wildfire.
Paris has about 1,000 pictures taken of her every day.
OJ had one day that big, not a thousand in a row and
still counting.
Luba's Jeep
Quotes
"If the immigration bill goes through, we're
doomed in '08. This will be the
last straw for the GOP base as far
as trusting the Republicans it elects."
-- the vulgar Pigboy, telling the truth?
Why I hate
Her
by Ari Berman
Excerpt:
Hillary Clinton is great at sounding like a populist.
Yet she's not very convincing. If Clinton really
wanted to curtail the influence of the powerful,
she might start with the advisers to her own campaign,
who represent some of the weightiest interests
in corporate America.
Her chief strategist, Mark Penn, not only polls
for America's biggest companies
but also runs one of the world's premier PR agencies.
ha ha
How dare she get competent people!
That woman has some nerve!
Subject: Paris
Hey, Bart,
I don't hate Paris Hilton. I am just not
obsessed with her life of self-indulgence. It used to be there was
something rich people sometimes exhibited:
noblesse oblige. It had to do with recognizing that with wealth
came an obligation to make the world a better
place.
Now, the woman who rocks my world is a 46 year
old single Mom with grey hair who is a school teacher
and a poet and a playwright. When she dresses
up, it is in clothes she thinks are fun. Not designer outfits.
She is a gardener and loves the hours digging
in the dirt, pulling weeds and growing food she and her household eats.
She is a softball player. She delights
in seeing her students have that click of insight and brilliance.
She volunteers
to support the arts. She has more tools
than I do and more hours using them. She is smart and is not reluctant
to
get up in my face when she feels her turf has
been crossed. She teaches me stuff I need to know. She is a GREAT
mother. I'm afraid I can't love her enough.
I wouldn't trade her for a hundred Paris Hiltons. The REAL men
(and I suspect I should include you) love real
women and see Paris for the media hyped cipher she is.
Geoff in Montana
Geoff, good one.
Want to trade links?
Quotes
"You didn't have to watch the Fox debate all
the way to Rudy's Quayle moment to know something
odd was afoot. Right at the beginning, as
each candidate was introduced, a graphic appeared with the
following data: Age. Religion. Family. Career.
With Religion being listed just beneath how old they were,
it turned Age into a countdown to their eternal
reward. On the other hand, ya gotta laugh at the data
included under Family: the wife, the kids,
the odd step-kid, but no mention of prior spouses, let alone
prior spouses' prior spouses. The only statistic
missing was dick size..."
-- Marty Kaplan, wehatehillary.com
As seen on psychomikeos.blogspot.com
When is the next big Fuck the Monkey rally?
We need to make a splash, but we need a
bona-fide big event and enough time to raise funds!
Quotes
"In 2006 and 2004, they challenged tens of
thousands of black soldiers. They stopped their votes
from being counted when they were mailed in
from Baghdad....By sending letters to the homes of
soldiers, marked "do not forward." When they
came back undelivered, they said: Aha! Illegal voter
registered from a false address. And when
their ballot came in from Fallujah, it was challenged.
The soldier didn't know it. Their vote was
lost. Go to Baghdad, lose your vote - mission accomplished.
This was not a small operation. It was a multi-million
dollar, wholesale theft operation."
-- Greg Palast, in a BuzzFlash
interview,
Subject: RE: Too bad Durbin's confession ruins your argument
I don't have an argument that spoils.
If someone lied, then they lied.
If someone cheated, then they cheated.
But don't tell me you know what someone else is thinking.
If you have that power, go to Vegas and win a million dollars player
poker
and then write to me and say, "Bart, this
proves I know what other people are thinking."
Until you do that, you're just guessing.
Everyone has a guess, so what makes your gues more valid than mine?
Now let's look at your proof.
http://www.ichblog.eu/content/view/1318/1/
"The information we had in the intelligence
committee was not the same information
being given to the American people.
I couldn't believe it," says Dick Durbin,
Durbin said there was no "ethical" way to notify
the public of specific Bush misleading information
because it would have required revealing top-secret
information being provided to the intelligence committee.
Bullshit!
Why didn't he speak up by using that first sentence?
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/chi-0705060327may07,0,1185177.story
The idea that Durbin could keep his mouth shut
about anything is a stunner in itself. ha
ha
He has been known to shoot it off frequently
and disastrously.
So, what are we to think now? That Durbin willingly
let thousands of Americans die when he knew the truth?
Why is he bringing it up now? Was it just bravado,
a childlike "I know what you don't know" moment?
Was it a slip of the tongue; did he misspeak?
Was it just a routine attempt to again make Bushies look like liars,
but he failed to think through the implications
and consequences of what he was saying? Did it even occur to him
that he was implicating every member of the Intelligence
Committee for hiding the truth from the public?
I agree - this is a mangled, bungle of stupidity.
Who knows what he meant to say?
Why bother to say, "I knew all along, but
kept quiet?" when it only makes him look stupider.
How many members of the IC are there?
Why can't we get clarification or a comment from the others?
Is Dick Durbin crazy - like they say?
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I think the next president should create a new cabinet level position
and name
Al Gore as
the first Secretary of the
Environment.
Shirley, you agree.
Marty's Entertainment Page
always has good stuff.
Click on the E!
Only the
Sexy need apply
Sexiness a must for today's lady singers
Excerpt:
A quick check of the Billboard Top 40 turns up
a list of candidates for "America's Top Model":
Avril Lavigne, blonde stunner Carrie Underwood;
tomboyish but sexy Ciara, fashionista Gwen Stefani
and hip-swiveling Shakira (on a song featuring
bootylicious Beyonce).
The only two in the Top 40 who might not be considered
perfect 10s: Pink, who is still svelte and appealing;
and multiplatinum Grammy-winner Kelly Clarkson,
who won the democratically elected "American Idol."
When asked whether a female with so-so looks and
sex appeal could get a record deal,
Gretchen Wilson quickly replied: "They can't."
This isn't new. Tom Cruise is a hueueueuege
star, but he can't act - not even a little.
Subject: Paris
Boy, I'm a letter writing machine.... (note to self, drink more beer).
You said, in re Paris Hilton
> "People hate her f-ing guts... when you ask
why, they say,
> "She thinks she's so great."
Paris Hilton is a boring, dissolute, no-talent
media whore who's famous for being famous.
While I admire your compassion ("Who did Paris
Hilton ever hurt?") I have to ask,
who did she ever help, besides herself?
But Dude, that's not the question.
There are 299,900,000 Americans who never helped
anybody ever,
and they're not all the most hated people in
America.
My problem is with the people who would walk barefoot
over 2 miles of broken glass
to have the opportunity of maybe seeing Paris
Hilton get screwed over and I wonder why.
If there were any justice in the world, any dozen
more talented artists would have a record contract,
and Paris Hilton would be scrubbing toilets in
a truck stop.
If there was any justice in the world, Mrs Bart
and I would be living in the vulgar Pigboy's Palm Beach mansion
and he'd be the broke bastard with the cellmate
named Bubba who used to work for MLK's security team.
I don't hate her, but I don't care if she goes
to jail either.
Good riddance, genius. Follow the law like the
rest of us.
<Bart does a shot>
But it's not about that.
Let's punish Paris to the Nth degree, but let's
not cut her face up.
When they moved McVeigh - deputies surrounded
him so a sniper couldn't get off a shot.
Paris doesn't have that protection when she's
in the custody of the LA police.
Christ, the LA cops can't stop other LA cops
from executing innocent civilians.
(Suge Knight, call your office!)
As for you Bartcop, keep defending the downtrodden,
brother. =>)
jwh
Discuss
it on The Bartcop Forum
Discuss it on the BartBlog
Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
stealing $220,000,000 every day.
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
3,401....3,409
American victims
8
more families destroyed by Bush greed since yesterday.
11
if you count the families of the kidnapped.
...and how much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon
makes $108M - every day
Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have
no meters
and his front company is moving
to Dubai.
"We
will not leave until we recover every drop
of
my stolen oil and I don't a flying damn
how
many more soldiers have to die!"
$100M
a day,
$200M a
day,
$300M a
day - where's that money going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
A moment of silence for Veronica Mars
Veronica Mars radiated easy confidence. She was
genuinely smart and funny.
She spent her time outwitting men, not weeping
over them.
Veronica Mars axing pains cult of fans
Veronica was a pint-sized Perry Mason with the
intellect of the
Gilmore Girls and moxie of Buffy the Vampire
Slayer.
Bad news for Veronica Mars -- cult show knocked off the air
Axing of Veronica Mars a jolt to audience
I was hooked from the get-go. It's part mystery-suspense,
part drama,
always fast, witty dialogue - sassy blonde solves
crime, what's not to like?
Veronica Mars Meets Her Match: Network TV
Savor every last second of the last two episodes.
Every quip, every venetian blind shadow
cast in the background, every Keith/Veronica
moment, every everything. Because this is it kids.
Veronica Mars: Really Dead This Time
The ax, it has fallen. Moment of silence, people.
Veronica Mars: I Know What You'll Do Next Summer
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Subject: BCR 116 Part 2 beatdown
Bart,
I agree with Jeff in Chicago.
"You should choose another LIAR, THIEF, WHORE
and FRAUD every show for the same treatment.
If it's too goddamned exhausting, just go for
10 minutes or so, what the hell.
That's what I call some hammering!"
Use that Big Bartcop Hammer to beat down another
LIAR, THIEF, WHORE and FRAUD !
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Show 116 caused a stir,
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