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Quotes
"When Gen. Petraeus gives his report in September
on progress in Iraq,
I think he's going to report great
progress and say that the city is heavily pacified."
-- Fred Barnes, dumber than a chimp,
Link
A Pentagon spokesliar said on CNN yesterday that they "may
need more time,"
to assess the situation, hinting that Petraeus won't be giving
that asessment in September.
Anything to drag this bloody quagmire out longer,
so Bush's crooked allies can steal more hundreds of millions
of dollars.
Bush's Killer
Iraq Talking Points
by Robert Parry
Excerpt:
Bush's Iraq War talking points - while appealing
to some Americans and frightening some Democrats
- remain a potpourri of cherry-picked intelligence,
irrational arguments and outright lies.
Back were some golden oldies - like Saddam Hussein
failing to comply with U.N. demands to get rid of
his WMD, even though the world knows that he
did - and some newer favorites - like the need to listen
when al-Qaeda boasts about driving the U.S. out
of Iraq, although U.S. intelligence knows al-Qaeda
actually believes that "prolonging the war" is
in its interest.
At the May 23 Coast Guard commencement, Bush reprised
some of his old talking points and unveiled
a new one, citing intelligence that Osama bin
Laden tasked al-Qaeda forces in Iraq in January 2005 to
conduct terrorist attacks outside of Iraq, including
possibly the United States.
What I Think
About Evolution
by Sam Brokeback, candidate for president
Excerpt:
The heart of the issue is that we cannot drive
a wedge between faith and reason.There cannot be any
contradiction between the two. The scientific
method, based on reason, seeks to discover truths about
the nature of the created order and how it operates,
whereas faith deals with spiritual truths. The truths
of science and faith are complementary: they
deal with very different questions, but they do not contradict
each other because the spiritual order and the
material order were created by the same God.
What?
Science and superstition were created by the Invisble Cloud Being?
Subject: Osama
Why don't people wise up? Osama Bin Lauden has
been dead for years.
The government is well aware of this fact but
will not admit it because they believe
if it were known then people would not be so
inclined to support a war on terror.
They would also want to bring the troops home
from Iraq.
You could be right, but you say Osama being dead is a fact.
Is that really a fact - or is it your best guess?
Bush drags up the name for special occasions,
like when he tries to tell us we are
in danger from El Quidia and if we don't fight
them in Iraq; we'll have to fight them here.
It's like people who used to scare little children
with the Bogy Man.
Only instead of "Be good or the ole Bogy man
will come and get you;"
It's now "be good and support the war on terror
and in Iraq or Osama will come and get you"
When you figure out all the American Company's
that are making finical killing on this war,
I'll bet 90% supported Bush and the Republicans.
Lets face it - war is good for big business.
See who getting rich in our country and you'll
know who is pushing Dubua to keep it going.
John N G
It's a fact that Bush's war-mongering supporters are stealing billions
from the Treasury.
And anybody who asks how much they're stealing must be an enemy combatant.
Subject: The crimes of the New York Times
Excerpt:
#4. Including the LYING "Clinton-Gore
staffers TRASHED THE WHITE HOUSE federal property!" story
(HEADLINED in BOLD, SCREAMING, ABOVE-FOLD headlines
by the lying SOB Times and Washinton
Whore Post) - WITHOUT ONE PHOTOGRAPH OF EVIDENCE...
#5. On 9-11-2001, the Lying Times gave pResident
bush a FREE PASS for sitting there, reading "MY PET GOAT"
for SEVEN MINUTES - after informed that the SECOND
tower had been attacked - and then the cowardly
pResident FLEW THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION, to Kansas
bomb shelter...
It's a fact - the NYTimes is a whore paper that will print
anything that Karl Rove tells them to print.
Check out dissentisterror.com
Iraq Endgame
Ahead
by David "I'm a load" Broder
Excerpt:
Ten more Americans were killed in Iraq on Memorial
Day.
This summer will bring more grim days as the
troops move deeper into Baghdad and
terrorists plant their bombs along the roads
where they know U.S. convoys will pass.
But the end is coming into view -- not soon enough
to spare every precious life,
but sooner than Bush and Cheney may wish. The
promised September evaluation from
Gen. David Petraeus, the widely trusted
American commander in Iraq, will be one trigger.
Another trigger -- perhaps the most important
-- will be the 2008 election campaign.
Hillary and Obama voted to cut war funding. The
Democrats will campaign as the antiwar party
-- counting on support from a public that, by
almost 2-1 margins, now says that attacking Iraq
was a mistake and that the war should be ended.
The question that remains for the autumn is what
the Republicans will do.
The Democrats have a chance to put the GOP in a box - they just refuse
to do it.
Call them out NOW - demand that they save the lives of the soldiers
who will die between
now and when they inevitably will change their minds on the war to
save their jobs.
The Republicans must turn on Bush and his bloody quagmire to survive
2008 - and everybody
knows it - so every life lost between now and the day they turn is
just another senseless death.
Republicans are throwing those lives away to make Bush look less stupid
(what a job!)
and the families of those to be killed could be spared their agony
- if the pink tutus would
just take my advice and start taunting the GOP for killing those
soldiers for no reason.
A Spreading
Terror
It's no longer a 'fun' war
by Georgie Anne Geyer
Excerpt:
You have weakened societies vulnerable to the
"new answers" of "new insurgencies,"
and on the other hand, you have Iraq set up as
a school for terrorists with American
troops and policy providing the constant inspiration
for their fight.
This, of course, is not the way
Bush sees it.
The White House sees terrorists as born, not created
by history, (Or the crimes of
the BFEE!)
bearing the mark of Cain, not the mark of circumstance.
There is a scarlet "T" written on their foreheads
at birth and the only answer is to destroy them.
This kind of thinking, of course, relieves the
thinker of any responsibility for the presence of the
insurgent-terrorist-whatever in our innocent
midst.
Subject: feedback on BCR shows 115-118
Bart,
As usual, great job! We listened to shows 115-118 yesterday on a roadtrip.
The Delgiorno (sp?) beatdown - classic (Liar,
Thief, Whore & Fraud)!
The Guiliani beatdown was also well done. I agree
with you on the Randy Rhoads bit,
it's too easy to use what we know now to beat
those who voted the wrong way five years ago,
although I do remember Sen. Bob Graham saying
the evidence wasn't all it was cracked up to be back then.
It's hard to fault her though, pulling out tons
of stuff from your memory, on the fly on live radio, is going to cause
some errors now and then. Your Del Castillo story
(as well as the Delgiorno beatdown) had us both cracking up.
You're right about Dallas' downtown scene (having
lived there for many years - there's nothing downtown anymore
since, basically, no one lives there now). Everything's
out in the suburbs now and downtown is just for tourist types.
Keep 'em hammering (and looking forward to show
119!)
Mark
So if you, the reader, have a road trip coming up,
burn some BCR shows to CD and listen to them as the miles go by.
Seen
on the corner of Chambers & Greenwich in Manhattan.
"Making
a Killing" by Chicago Jim and the artist known as C@
Quotes
"Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops
and your tightest pair of Tsubi jeans, even though
we have no clue what Memorial Day really
means!! There will be a scale at the front door.
No girls over 100 pounds allowed in.
Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!"
-- Nicole Ritchie's joking Memorial Day Barbecue
party e-mail invitation, Link
The American whore press will do anything to keep these
girls' names in the news.
Then they write, "Why do people pay
so much attention to them?"
Subject: 5 Brits kidnapped
Our allies are working for the enemy? Our Iraqi allies ARE the enemy!
Nobody wants us there except the arrogant incompetents
in the White House.
There's a head price being paid for every troop
that gets greased and the bastards are collecting.
To the front with Bush, his family and cronies!
Greg
Greg, why do you hate America?
Wolfie
checks out the cleavage
on
Fred Thompson's trophy wife.
Why I Hate
Her
by Arianna Huffington
Excerpt:
That little game of political chicken Obama and
Hillary played during the Senate vote on the
Iraq spending bill Thursday night would not have
surprised you if you had read Her Way,
the new book by Jeff Gerth and Don Van Natta,
Jr. which I've just finished.
Neither Clinton nor Obama were on the Senate floor
when the voting began. Sources tell me that
Obama was holding off to see if Hillary would
go first. When it was clear she wouldn't, and time was
running out on the vote, he headed into the chamber
and voted no. Less than a minute later, Clinton
barreled in and did the same.
It was yet another example of her instinct for
"followership."
Anyone willing to bet that if Obama had voted
yes, Hillary would still have voted no?
So, Obama was courageous and followed his heart,
while Hillary, the scheming shrew,
twirled her moustache, snarled and laughed at
the little people she had fooled again.
When did Arianna go into comedy?
She's willing to bet on something that can't
possibly be answered - what courage!
Think how big Arianna will be after Hillary is sworn in.
Arianna can go on Rush's hatefest and they can French kiss with their
forked tongues.
"My door is always open to a Clinton-hater!"
Cheney Wipes
Visitor Logs
It's non of our f-ing business
Excerpt:
A lawyer for Cheney told the Secret Service in
September to eliminate data on who visited Cheney
at his official residence, a newly disclosed
letter states. The letter from Cheney's lawyer says logs for
Cheney's residence on the grounds of the Naval
Observatory are subject to the Presidential Records Act.
So who is Cheney meeting with (our money, our
building) that we can't know about?
Is he meeting with terrorists?
Is he meeting with oil men who are crooked? (I repeat myself)
Is he meeting with hookers again?
Subject: religion
Jesus loves you anyway.
Lowell
Subject: Hillary and Obama
When Billy was busy getting blowjobs from every
gal he could trap in his offices,
hillary didn't say one word,,,and still hasn't.
A real woman would have divorced his ass.
But she has a goal of being a queen. and so it's
just the cost of doing business.no love there.
just an arrangement.
Obama on the other hand works very hard at acting
sophisticated and is very well spoken.
He has participated in the "right" activities
in the past and they have gotten him far.
But the public now want to know what he actually
thinks and there is the quandry.
Lincoln said it best.
Both of them are worthless.
Arianna, great to hear from you!
How long have you been reading minds?
Why would you claim Bill needed
to trap anyone for any reason?
What kind of "word" from Hillary
would satisfy you?
If every woman with a cheating
husband got a divorce
the divorce rate rate in this country might be 90%, instead
of 50%.
Which of them told you they
had an "arrangement?" Or did you take a guess?
You say Obama "acts" sophisticated?
He needs to "act" because those blacks are such
animals, right?
Of course, he well spoken "for
a animal," is that what you meant to say?
Poor Obama - when the mask comes
off, and we see what he's "really" like,
we'll all hate him because - well, ...you know how those
black people are...
No telling what Lincoln quote
you were after, but if it's "can't fool all of
the people all of the time,"
how do you explain those two being co-front-runners?
When you say they're both "worthless,"
did you mean they've killed more than 3500 soldiers?
Always great to hear from a big-time celebrity.
Quotes
"The idea of an incarnation of God is absurd:
why should the human race think itself
so superior to bees, ants, and elephants
as to be put in this unique relation to its maker?"
So far, ...I like it.
"Christians are
like a council of frogs in a marsh or a synod of worms on a
dung-hill
croaking and squeaking "for our sakes was the world created."
-- Emperor Flavius Claudius Julianus
Emperor Julian tried to reinstate the old religions
and philosophies and to quash christianity.
Gore Vidal postulates that he was assassinated
by christian plotters.
Smithereens
I'm not sure where I am in this hand - so I'm
gonna check.
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Excerpt:
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Rudy Closed Off Streets to Avoid 9/11 Families
Excerpt:
Giuliani's campaign stop was met by approximately
50 members of 9/11 victims families who booed
and protested the self-proclaimed '9/11 hero'
who actually neglected proper handling of 9-11 victims'
remains -- including reported use of those remains
to
fill potholes on roadways. The outspoken criticism
was met only with a heavy police presence and
a barricaded street.
featuring 
Subject: Obama
Bart, what could be worse than a politician in it to win?
ha ha
I agree - how dare Obama have ambition.
He voted against the war from the beginning.
Actually, he didn't have a vote to cast.
If they team up, the Democrats will win.
Tat's correct. I'd bet on that.
Are you trying to get the kids to vote Green and keep the Republics in the Whore House?
That's a borderline silly question.
I've always been and will be for the Demo front-runner
- whoever that turns out to be..
I heard Malloy pushing Greens last night.
I really don't get it, guys. Nothing like
division and a permanant Republic majority.
Thanks,
Ana
I heard a rumor that Mike's not Hillary's biggest
fan.
Quotes
"A lot of the casualties can be laid at the
feet of all the talk in Congress
about how we've got to get out, we've
got to cut and run...
al-Qaida knows that we've got a lot
of wimps in Congress."
-- Sen. Jim DeMint, (Monkey - Carolina)
blaming Bush's bloody quagmire on Democrats
and the
72% of Americans who say Bush's war can't be won militarily
Link
Correction:
I think it was General Petraeus who said this
war couldn't be won militarily.
bartcop.com regrets the error.
Kissyface
smacked by troops
"When are we getting out of here?"
Excerpt:
Sen.Suckup Kissyface (Whore-CT) made an unannounced
trip to Iraq today, lying to reporters,
"What I see here today is progress, significant
progress." Hours later, he was confronted
by angry troops saying, "We don't feel
like we're making any progress."
Spc. David Williams collected questions for Lieberman
from 30 other troops.
At the top of his note card was the question
he got from nearly every one of his fellow soldiers:
"When are we going to get out of here?"
Williams was given six days' notice to return
to Iraq to begin his second tour. He also missed
his baby's birth. Three weeks ago, he went home
and saw his first child.
"I didn't want to come back.We're waiting
to get blown up."
Next to him, Spc. Will Hedin, 21, of Chester,
Conn., said "We're not making any progress,
It just seems like we drive around and wait
to get shot at. It's just more troops, more targets."
Lieberman's reply: "Somebody take my damn picture
so I can leave this hellhole."
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Quotes
"That's of course, that's the heartbreaking
part of it. That the casualties that we've been taking
have been high this month. Part of
that, as I've been told today, is because our military is out here
not just in camps but we're out in
in the city and other cities but particularly in the capital city,
and we're having a positive effect..."
-- Kissyface, asked about May setting a new record for military deaths,
Link
Kissyface, I have a question: Besides
the profit margins of the manufacturers of coffins
(and Bush contributors and BIG oil)
where do you see a "positive effect?"
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Quotes
"The Republicans have stolen Joe Lieberman's
pathetic soul. Regardless of the death toll
and Bush's gross handling of this unneccesary
Iraq War, Lieberman has become an irrelevant
Rubber Stamp Republican standard bearer.
He is totally out of step with the American people
and his party. The sooner he becomes
a Republican the better off we Democrats will be.
He is a total embarrassment to himself.
A George Bush flunky!"
-- Merrill, Link
I'm so old, I remember whwn Kissyface was
"the conscience of the senate."
Now he's nothing more than Bush's Butter
boy.
Subject: John Wayne
I knew Marion Morrison (his real name) didn't
serve but I didn't know he was a draft dodger.
I also didn't know Ronald Reagan served in the
military.
My understanding was that like Wayne, he just
made movies about the war and later
as president he confused some of the scripts
with real life.
Greg
You can't blame Reagan - maybe he was doing
time for rape.
Want to trade links?
"Can
you soldiers get closer to me?"
Quotes
"I haven't said I won't run. I think about
running every single day."
-- Wesley Clark
Subject: bush's land snatch in Paraguay
If you say the word Paraguay to most Americans,
they will either not know it
or they will remember "Moon over Paraguay"- a
movie with Richard Dryfuss.
It's one of those "silent" countries people don't
know about.
But it has a rich history of corruption. A perfect
place to operate clandestine activities.
You name it and it can be done there. Hence
its' attractiveness for the Bush Cabal.
John G
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Tequilafest San Francisco?
We're slogging towards finalizing the details.
We're shooting for the weekend of July
14th, still looking for that venue.
Can we rent a boat for this party?
How about you, millionaire bartcop.com reader with the big, fancy
mansion with a view of the bay?
Can we trash I mean, could we party at your place
if we clean up good?
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So we'll keep looking...
Bart, I'd love to help with the San Fran Fest 2007!
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Update: Cindy told Randi Rhodes this was more of a regrouping
than quitting.
She said she'd be back in 2-3 months after a rest period.
Dem Consultants:
Calculations of War
by
Brent Budowsky
Excerpt:
John Kerry, preparing to campaign to be Commander
in Chief, voted in 2002 for the Iraq War after
his Bob Shrum told him that he would not be "politically
viable" unless he voted yes.
This followed the disclosure that Shrum advised
John Edwards to send young men and women
to die as a way of improving his weak national-security
resume in 2002.
Why Democratic officials listen to this is beyond me.
Here are the presidential campaigns that Bob Shrum
lost: 1972, 1976, 1980, 1984, 1988,
1992, 1996, 2000, 2004. Here are the presidential
campaigns Mr. Shrum won: none.
Nice work, if you can get it.
Subject: BCR Show 118
Did anybody else hear BCR
118?
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Iraq pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush is stealing $220,000,000every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
$100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war
Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...
3,471....3475
American dead
How much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon
makes $108M - every day
Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have
no meters
and his front company is moving
to Dubai.
$100M
a day,
$200M a
day,
$300M a
day - where's that money going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
50 more years in Iraq?
Excerpt:
Bush and Defense Secretary Robert Gates are pushing
the new notion that U.S. troops
will or could or might or should remain in Iraq
for at least half a century more.
It's the "South Korean model," they say, referring
to the fact that American soldiers have been in Korea
since the fifties. Gates said: "What
I'm thinking in terms of is a mutual agreement where some force of
Americans - mutually agreed with mutually
agreed missions - is present for a protracted period of time.
The idea is more a model of a mutually
agreed arrangement whereby we have a long and enduring
presence but under the consent of both parties
and under certain conditions."
But from the Iraqi point of view, is the feeling
about such a proposed plan really so "mutual"?
Subject: booing Miss USA in Mexico
Bart,
Pox News made much ado about the fact that Miss
USA was heavily booed at the Miss Universe
pageant here in Mexico City. Curiously enough,
a day or two later they began running very frequent
"Fox News ALERTS" about how DANGEROUS it is to
visit Mexico, and all the rampant crime
and murder by the drug cartels. You'd think
it was Baghdad here by the way they describe it.
Payback from Ailes/Murdoch for the boo hiss on
lil miss sunshine?
Ricardo in Mexico City
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Excerpt:
The Bush administration said Tuesday it will
fight to keep meatpackers from testing all their animals for mad cow.
The Agriculture Department tests less than 1
percent of slaughtered cows for the disease, which can be fatal to
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positive that would harm the meat industry.
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