Senator John Ashcroft (R-Taliban) is a real piece of work.
 So far, not one Demo senator had said publicly that he intends
 to vote AGAINST this monstrosity for Attorney General.

 I'm white, male, straight, middle-aged, healthy, employed and agnostic.
 I don't have that much to fear from this monster they call Ashcroft.

 But
 if you're not white
 if you're not male,
 if you're not straight,
 if you're very young
 if you're retired,
 if you're not in good health,
 if you're not able to work or
 if you have faith in the existence of a Supreme Being,
 you need the Democrats right now more than you've ever needed them.

 Once Ashcroft is confirmed, his religious insanity will control all federal law enforcement.
 Jesse Helms is the only senator who has said, "No" to progress more often than Ashcroft.

 Don't you understand what you're about to lose?

 We both know the Whore Court will back up ANY religiously insane ruling Ashcroft makes.
 This court is bought-and-paid for and it's impossible for them to be stopped.
 If they could be stopped or overruled, the upcoming president would be the one we voted for.

 Ashcroft has close ties with Religious Right leaders, and has received 100 percent
 approval ratings from the Coathanger Coalition and Phyllis Schlafly's Eagle Forum.
 Conversely, the National Organization for Women, the National Abortion Rights Action League,
 the Human Rights Campaign and the League of Conservation Voters rate Ashcroft  0 percent.

 Ashcroft is about to become the principal enforcer of our nation's civil rights laws
 and he holds a diploma from Bob Jones University.  If you're Catholic, you might want to
 take a picture of your church and hide that picture where nobody else can find it.
  Do you think "Mr Zero Percent" is going to allow Catholics any "wiggle room?"

 The time for the Democrats to stand up and grow some cojones is now.
 We can't wait another generation, another decade, another term or another year.
 The damage is going to be done right away.

 Swear to Koresh, the time to fight is right now, but we're in trouble because the only people
 who can block this monstrosity from taking over are the too-scared-to-fight Democrats.

 I hope you're not too attached to your religion, because your religion
 is going to become Ashcroft's religion - and he worships Bob Jones.

 Me?

 I'll be OK.
 I'm white, so his hatred of minorities won't affect me.
 I'm male, so his "women should subjugate" views won't affect me.
 I'm straight, so his "The Bible says I must hate you" horseshit doesn't affect me.
 I'm middle-aged, so his "let the elderly eat cake" views won't affect me.
 I'm healthy, so his "treat AIDS with leeches" mentality can't affect me.
 I'm gainfully employed, but then again, his boss hasn't pushed the first Domino yet.
 and I'm agnostic, so Ashcroft has no chance of taking my God from me.

 So I'm doing pretty good.  I don't have that much to fear from the Ashcroft monster
 until he decides that free speech on the Internet is "a clear and present danger,"
 and the Whore Court backs him up.

Oh, ...if only there was an opposition party to the Republicans...