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In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Logic of Impeachment  General Failure  War sinking presidency Romney's ugly slur  Reid's No Daschle  Calling out Idiot America  Giuliani: Worse Than Bush  Dust off that Left hook  Lindsay Lohan Troubles

Quotes

"And no, Bush won't cancel the next round of elections to remain in power.
  That's about the most ridiculous conspiracy theory I've seen in a long time.
  Some people on our side can be just as "out there" as the "black helicopter" crowd.
      -- Kos, giving us his Nancy Grace Guarantee that Bush will voluntarily
          give up more power than any human being in history has ever had,  Link
 

 I agree with Kos, because evil oil men always eventually say, "I have enough money,
 I've had enough unlimited power, I've had my fill, I'm done being king of the world."
 

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The Logic of Impeachment
  by Robert Parry

 consortiumnews.com

 Excerpt:
Pelosi has taken impeachment "off the table," in line with Official Washington's view that trying to oust
Bush and Cheney would be an unpleasant waste of time. But there is emerging a compelling logic that
an unprecedented dual impeachment might be vital to the future of the United States.

If some historic challenge is not made to the extraordinary assertions of power by Bush and Cheney,
the United States might lose its status as a democratic Republic based on a Constitution that adheres to
the twin principles that no one is above the law and everyone is endowed with inalienable rights.

Over the past six-plus years, Bush has trampled on these traditional concepts of liberty and the rule of law
time and again, even as he professes his love of freedom and democracy. Indeed, in Bush's world, the word
"freedom" has come to define almost its classical opposite.
 

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Quotes

"How much sex education is age appropriate for a 5-year-old?
  In my mind, zero is the right number."
     -- Mitt Romney. liar and whore       Link Lost
 

Why do they have to lie so much?
Why can't Republicans be honest?

He's going after Obama when he says that crap.
Obama said he thought 5-year-old should be taught that there are "bad places"
for a stranger to touch you - he's trying to protect kids and Mitt the Ass knows that.

Put another way, why does Mitt Romney not want a 5-year-old to know that there
are some places where "touching is bad?"  What kind of sick bastard is Romney?

America needs to keep an eye on these pervert Republicans.
 

Quotes

"How much sex education is age appropriate for a 5-year-old?
  In my mind, zero is the right number."
     -- Mitt Romney. liar and whore       Link Lost

Really, Mitt, then why did you check off the box in the 2002 Planned Parenthood survey
in your run for Governor of Massachusetts that read, , "Do you support the teaching of
responsible, age-appropriate, factually accurate health and sexuality education, including
information about both abstinence and contraception, in public schools?"

Really, Mitt? You wouldn't want altar boys in Father Geoghan's parrish to know that NO ONE
is allowed to touch them there and to go to their parents, a trusted teacher or the friendly policeman
and report it if it happens? You would rather Mark Foley's victims just keep quiet? Don't you know
your party has become the party of Gay Old Pedophiles and the first place for a Republican to look
for sex crimes is in the mirror? I remember sitting on the stoop of a fine home in an Italian Catholic
neighborhood in Saugus, Massachusetts, with a friend who pointed to one house where an altar boy
had committed suicide, another institutionalized for schizophrenia, and a house where Father Geoghan
went swimming with his boys.

Really Mitt, I can't believe that all you want is for your Mormon brethren to be able to wed their
12-year-old 4th bride knowing she is clueless about statutory rape laws? But, that's the history
of your religion, and before you vie for 21st century leadership, you'll have to convince us your
attitudes aren't stuck in a 19th century cult's mentality.
 Scott
 

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General Failure

 usatoday.com

 Excerpt:
Some of our finest combat leaders have commanded our troops in Iraq. Yet they must share
the blame for the mess in the Middle East - in large part for their lack of candor.

There is only one test for a generation of generals: Did the men with stars on their shoulders win or lose their war?
No matter the mitigating circumstances and political restrictions military leaders face, there is no "gentleman's C"
in warfare. The course is pass-fail.

Despite including many fine combat commanders, our military leadership could fail in Iraq, defeated by terrorists,
rough-hewn insurgents and shabby militiamen who understood America's limitations better than the generals did.

The generals point out that they don't control the strategic decisions, that all they can do is to follow orders,
that then-secretary Rumsfeld wouldn't listen to anyone, that Congress undercut the military, that the media's
behavior has been pernicious, and that Iraq's political leaders have failed their country.
 

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War sinking Bush's presidency

 sfgate.com

 Excerpt:
At what point will Bush finally grasp the enormous disaster that the neoconservatives, from Cheney on down,
have visited upon his presidency? Or, to put it numerically, just how does a president descend from a 92 percent
approval rating one month after 9/11 - the highest of any president since modern polling began - to the two-thirds
disapproval score that has stalked him through the last year, thanks to the Iraq debacle, without getting the message?

At first, the public bought into Bush's claims that the Iraq war was an essential battle in the war on terrorism.
But the truth eventually does catch up, and that is the specter that now haunts our president.
 

This is what happens when a true idiot is wrong but he's convinced that he's right.

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Subject: worst president ever

I got my shirt and it looks great! 

Now I'm printing some BartCop business cards to hand out 
to the Bushies who comment about my WPE shirt.

Thanks Bart,
 Steve
 

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Calling out Idiot America
 by Scott Ritter

 Link

 Excerpt:
Sadly, Congress' smoke-and-mirrors approach to the Iraq war creates the impression of much activity
while generating no result. Even more sadly, the majority of Americans are falling for the act, either by
continuing their past trend of political disengagement or by thinking that the gesticulation and pontification
taking place in Washington, D.C., actually translate into useful work. The fact is, most Americans are
ill-placed intellectually, either through genuine ignorance, a lack of curiosity or a combination of both,
to judge for themselves the efficacy of congressional behavior when it comes to Iraq. Congress claims
to be searching for a solution to Iraq, and many Americans simply accept that this is this case.

Rep. Silvestre Reyes, the newly appointed chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, infamously failed
a pop quiz in which journalist Jeff Stein asked him to differentiate between Sunni and Shiite. Reyes has
become the poster boy for congressional stupidity, but in truth he is not alone. Very few of his colleagues
could pass the test, truth be told.
 
 

  
"Then Sunnis are from Russia, right?"

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Subject: Republican teacher

Hi my name is John and I'm currently in Nursing school here in Texas. Today we had a lecture on 
"Weapons of Mass Destruction". At the beginning of the lecture our instructor started off by saying 
"The Democrats passed a law stating that if you turn in some one for being in Al Queda you can be sued"? 

Of course the whole class went "Oh my god that's crazy." 

I just sat in my seat not knowing if she was spinning or just totally making something up. 
I wasn't going to say anything unless I knew all the facts. I haven't kept up with much news 
since I started school do you have any idea if she is spinning or totally making shit up? 

I plan to email all my class mates with the truth once I know for sure.

Keep hammering them....
 John Lee
 

John, she's bat-shit crazy, or maybe just a Republican liar.
Remind her that Democrats can't pass ANY laws without Bush's signature.

And if we had enough Democrats to override Bush's veto, the troops would be coming home.
Tell her she should stop being Bush's whore.
 

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Looking for...

John Francis Abbick

Anybody know how to reach him?
 

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My great luck

We've had roofers here the last two days, trying to fix "Bartcop Falls."

How busy have I been?
Too busy to get to a store to get the new Garbage DVD.
Too busy to go to Bixby and get some fresh corn.
That's busy.

BCR 122 is going to have to be a double issue because the first bit,
The Democratic Youtube debate is 80 minutes long. Maybe I can get
Part One up tonight, but time needs to slow down.

t-shirt update as of today, all shirts have been shipped, so if you
have been waiting for your shirt, give it 2-3 days and you'll be happy.

I need 40 hours in a day to catch up.
 

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Quotes

"Did you know that there was a great flood in China in 1931?
  Well, you do now, Rachel, because I, El Rushbo, have so informed you." 
     -- Rush, having his syphlitic meltdown live on the radio
 

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Giuliani: Worse Than Bush

 rollingstone.com

 Excerpt:
Rudy is like the new convict who comes into prison the first day and punches the weakest guy in the cafeteria
in the teeth, and the Southern crowd exploded in raucous applause. Coupled with yet another implosion by
aneurysm-in-waiting McCain a few days later ("Fuck you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room!"
McCain screamed at a fellow senator during a meeting about immigration), the Ron Paul ass-whipping revived
Giuliani's standing among conservatives who lately had begun to abandon him over his pro-choice status.

The Paul incident went to the very heart of who Giuliani is as a politician. To the extent that conservatism in the
Bush years has morphed into a celebration of mindless patriotism and the paranoid witch-hunting of liberals and
other dissenters, Rudy seems the most anxious of any Republican candidate to take up that mantle. Like Bush,
Rudy has repeatedly shown that he has no problem lumping his enemies in with "the terrorists" if that's what it
takes to get over. When the 9/11 Whitewash Commission raised criticisms of his fire department, for instance,
Giuliani put the bipartisan panel in its place for daring to question his leadership. "Our anger," he declared,
"should clearly be directed at one source and one source alone -- the terrorists who killed our loved ones."
 

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Romney refuses to apology for ugly slur

                          Is this Romney's 'Macaca moment?"

 Link

 Excerpt:
Presidential wannabe Mitt Romney is refusing to apologize for his "Macaca" campaign gaffe.
Romney was caught posing with a sign that said "No to Osama, Obama and Chelsea's Moma,"
lumping two Democratic rivals with Bush's former oil partner, Osama.

 "I don't look at all the signs when I'm having pictures taken. I have a lot of pictures taken with people,"
Romney said. "I don't really spend all that much time looking at the signs and the T-shirts and the buttons.
I don't have anything to say about a sign somebody else was holding."
 

Wow - he sounds just like Der Murder Monkey when he was asked about Osama:
"I don't really spend all that much time thinking about him, I really don't."

So in running away from responsibility for his racial slur,
he managed to sound just like his I-don't-give-a-shit boss on fighting terrorism.
 

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Quotes

"There was an adage that 'politics ends at the water's edge'--that America's political parties
were obliged to present a united front to the outside world. Today's liberal Democrats would
invert this principle. They assert the moral right not only to undermine U.S. foreign policy but
to do so with impunity--that is, they wish to be immune from criticism for their statements and actions."
    -- James Taranto, liar and whore,  Link
 

Taranto forgets they impeached Clinton during the Kosovo war.
But he wants you to think Republicans united behind Clinton then.
 

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Subject: Mormons

 Link
 

Everything you ever wanted to know about Mormons, according to Roy.

Interesting read.
 

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Quotes

"I will not respond to any more questions about (my disasterous campaign).
  I will answer any question except that. I am happy about the state of our campaign.
  I will not discuss it any further."
     -- John McCain, angry and lying about his blown opportunity,   Link
 

John, you never had a chance.
When you kissed Bush's ass after Carolina in 2000, you became the perma-loser.

"How could I be so stupid?"
 

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Thunderstorms in Vegas, 110 in Montana

Gee, it's almost like the climate is changing...
 

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Subject: Putsch wins third term against Shrillary

 Link
 

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Quotes

"She's so much better a debater and performer than she used to be. She destroyed the opposition:
  out-classing it, out-debating it, and avoiding the usual pitfalls. I wish it weren't so, but it's what I saw.
  If she keeps this up, it's hers."
    -- Andrew Sullivan, on Hillary's performance in the YouTube debate, Link
 

Andrew Sullivan can't be trusted to tell the truth.
He might've thought she was the worst, but he wants to get away from Der Monkay.
 

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Reid's No Daschle

 usnews.com

 Excerpt:
Don't look for Harry Reid to back down under the GOP's assault.

Why, did he get a spine transplant we haven't heard about?

Republicans say he's just plain rude to Bush when he calls the prez a "liar" and
"part of the culture of corruption" like he did on Face the Whore with Bob Scheiffer.
His spokesman, Jim Manley, told me today: "What the Republicans are trying to do to Reid
is what they did to Tom Daschle, and it's not going to work."

Bush and the GOP attacked Daschle to the point that he lost his seat to John Thune.

Daschle tried to cozy up to Bush and Bush paid him back by flying Air Force One to Dakota
to impress the voters who never saw a jet before and he lost his seat because of it.

When will the Democrats stop playing nice with the Fascist killer dogs?
 

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Dust off that left hook
 How Democrats can be winners

 sltrib.com

 Excerpt:
Democrats finally have a prophet who can lead them to the promised land
of winning national elections, and his prescription is simple: Fight back!!

Damn, is this a column about Ol' Bart?

Drew Westen, a professor of psychology at Emory University,
lays out everything that Democrats have been doing wrong.

What?
One guys writes a book of recycled Bart-isms and he's our new prophet?
I'll put my 12 years of advice up against anything Doc Westen says in his book.

It comes down to this: In election after election, Democrats have been appealing to
the dispassionate, rational, fact-sensitive voter, a being, apparently, who doesn't exist.
Democrats keep losing because they structure their campaigns to engage the brain's
reasoning centers. And that just doesn't cut the synaptic mustard.

Translation: Democrats need to dumb down their talk to reach Joe Six Pack.
I've offered to be their translator for years - I'm half-smart and I speak stupid.
I'd be the perfect conduit between the Ivy League eggheads and the stupid voters.

...but they don't want to win that bad.
 

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Subject: banned from Demo Underground

I was a member of Democratic Underground and was banned because I was pro-Hillary.  

The far left tools on there bash Hillary to no end and would rather not vote or vote third party 
than support her and win. I hope that these clowns are just a fringe group and that the polls are
correct and most democrats aren't this foolish.  Hillary is clearly the best choice, she is smart, 
polished, has been outstanding in the debates and instills confidence.  

I like Obama but I think he is green, he seems to be reaching for every answer.  
Hillary has the posse, too, all the people from Bill's administration and I'm sure many 
close advisors that she has been gathering for years.  Who is in Obamas posse?  

I have a feeling that Obama will scare all the "security moms" because he doesn't come across 
as being confident and deliberate.  I think Hillary seems tough and women will support her.
 John K
 

John, there are a LOT of Democrats who'd rather lose than let Hillary win.
Democrats hold the key to the next election.

Will they decide to give the Republicans four more years?
 

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Moral Termite Monkey

 wehateclintons.com

 Excerpt:
For many of us on the left coast, Bush's pardon of Scooter Libby was a non-event; we've grown blasé
about Bush abuses. As a result, we shrug and say to the rest of the nation: What did you expect?
You supported a conservative demagogue whose most notable "accomplishments" were a series of
business failures. Why are you surprised that he's become the worst president in modern history?
Nonetheless, while it's comforting to bask in self-righteousness, that won't fix our common problem:
Bush will be president for another 18 months and the immorality of the Bush administration infects us all.
The president is a moral termite.
 

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The boogeyman is coming

CNN says Bush mentioned, "Al Qaeda"95 times in his speech yesterday.

He's doing everything he can to scare people, but the boy cried "Wolf!"
a few hundred times too often so nobody believes a word he says now.

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but that won't happen unless you decide to seize the opportunity.
 

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Eldrick slices into woman

 Link

 Excerpt:
A woman was hit in the head by Tiger Woods' ball when he sliced an approach at the British Open on Saturday.
She needed two stitches to close the wound.   Jennifer Wilson, from Northern Ireland, was treated by medical staff
after being driven away in a golf cart. Woods had earlier apologized and given the 63-year-old an autographed glove.

He gave her an autograph?
Won't she always have the scar to remember him?

"We were standing 30 yards short of the green and I said to Jennifer: 'Get your crash helmet on, Tiger's coming,'"
saiud her husband. "I could not believe it when Jennifer then got 'clunked,' but he does go off line from time to time.
She just sank to her knees and we laid her down flat. She's had two stitches and there was quite a lot of blood.

Eldrick is coming to Tulsa in ten days or sao, and remember I met a guy who knows Tiger, 
so I'm thinking about a generous humanitarian gesture: If Tiger poses with a Bartcop sticker, 
I'll lift the hex and he can start winning again.
 

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Five Ways Bush Stole Our Liberties

 alternet.org

 Excerpt:
Today's America is a much less free place than the America of 2000. Following the 9-11 attacks,
Bush has, by word and by deed, erected an edifice of repression here in the United States.
We've been living in it ever since. And it's not a comfortable place.

1. The Ashcroft raids
2. Abuse of Material Witness Statute
3. Enemy combatants and "extraordinary renditions"
4. A boon for domestic spying
5. Listening in on lawyer-prisoner conversations
 

Those aren't the five I was expecting.
They picked a different five than I would have.
 

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Subject: why we hate Hillary

http://www.counterpunch.org
 

Seriously, in the 40 years that I've been paying attention, we've never been so guaranteed of victory.

But do we want to win or do we want to give Hillary a black eye?
 

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Cindy Sheehan Arrested
 John Conyers called the cops on her

 abcnews.go.com

 Excerpt:
Cindy Sheehan was arrested Monday at the Capitol for disorderly conduct, shortly after saying she 
would run against Nancy Pelosi over the California Democrat's refusal to try to impeach Bush. 

Sheehan was taken into custody inside John Conyers' office, where she had spent an hour imploring him 
to launch impeachment proceedings against Bush and Cheney. Conyers chairs the House Judiciary Committee, 
where any impeachment effort would have to begin. She said Conyers told her there weren't enough votes 
for impeachment to move forward on the issue.
 

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Lindsay - another DWI, more cocaine

It's bad luck to get DWI
and coke possession
when you're wearing one
of those on your ankle.

 Link

See hottie drunks like Lindsay Lohan  at BC Hotties

Sidebar: Jay Leno is such a whore.
I TIVO him and Dave every night, in case somebody good is on.

Last night, the TIVO said Lindsay Lohan was scheduled - I didn't believe them,
but I kept taping because it might've been her handlers' advice to go on his show
to grovel over her big mistakes in the hopes of avoiding the Paris Hilton treatment.

After his braindead (but not as bad as Dennis Miller) monolog, he said,
"We'll be right back with Lindsay Lohan," so I kept taping.

When they came back after 17 commercials, he said,
"Lindsay Lohan got caught in traffic, so she won't be here."

So fuck you, Jay Leno.
You lied to me and wasted 20 minutes of my life.
I'm a busy man, I got shit to do, so 20 minutes means something to me.

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