Quotes
"A Boston Globe review of Obama's campaign
finance records shows that he
collected hundreds of thousands of
dollars from lobbyists and PACs as a
state legislator in Illinois, a US
senator, and a presidential aspirant."
-- Scott Helman, "PACs and lobbyists aided Obama's rise",
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No Straight
men left in the GOP?
Pres. of Hitler Youth Resigns over Gay Sex
takingdownwords.com
Excerpt:
The chairman od the Young Republican National
Federation, Glenn Murphy is under
investigation for criminal deviate conduct, which
was blowing a guy who was asleep.
This is not his first run-in with the law for
this kind of offense.
Read
the investigative report and a prior arrest for sexual battery
Don't let the kids read it - it's heady stuff
Aren't there any straight men left in the GOP?
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"In four Democratic debates, not a single Democratic
candidate said the
word 'Islamic terrorism.' Now, that
is taking political correctness to extremes."
-- Rudy Giuliani (R-Cross-dresser), Link
Hey Rudy, you know what else they didn't
say?
They didn't say, "Till
death do we part" three times, to three
spouses.
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Subject: Republicans don't think
about tomorrow.
Fundy wing-nuts don't believe there's gonna' be
a tomorrow.
Why plan for a future on Earth when the rapture
is so imminent and you're not
gonna' be here to pay for the consequences of
your poor stewardship?
Remember Reagan's Secretary of the Interior James
G Watt?
His reason for opposing environmentalists and
for trying to sell off
all of the nation's federal lands, national forests
and such?
"God gave us these things to use. After the last
tree is felled, Christ will come back."
So the sooner they fuck it all up, the sooner
Bush and his ilk expect to get to heaven.
And screw the rest of us ...
John S
Just another reason why religion is a bad thing...
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Subject: Roid Ranger Barry
Dear Bart:
I'll start by saying that I'm not stupid enough
to belong to either of these "two" political parties;
it seems, though, that you're a dyed-in-the-wool
"liberal" or "progressive."
You might reconsider that - you very well may
be stupid enough.
I'm not sure why I'm wasting my time writing to
somebody that thinks that the Hillaroid is a "strong woman,"
and apparently thinks that this warmongering
harridan should be President (just who in the fuck "needs" a
President, or a Congress, for that matter?).
So, you're writing to say you believe in no government?
That would make you a Republican.
However . . .
As to your boy Barry, any idiot can see that his
head is about five hat sizes bigger than when he first
broke into the majors. I don't know what "science"
you are banking on, but no amount of weight-lifting,
or any other form of natural exercise, can make
your head grow. There is, however, something that can
bulk you up like that. What do you think that
might be? I'm not going to supply the answer; figure it out.
Hmm, ...could it be pig-headedness and extreme
arrogance?
As far as "my
boy Barry," I'm in the "Innocent until
proven guilty" crowd.
Looks like you're in the Nancy Grace, "Lacking
proof? - Convict anyway" crowd.
By the way, I don't give a damn about any professional
sport. Those things are for people that need
to get a life, and whether or not Lance Armstrong
is innocent or guilty means nothing to me.
Maynard
So, you wrote to say the topic you chose to write
about doesn't matter?
I hope things get better for you...
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Mike
Malloy - weeknights on Nova M Radio
Malloy - Podcasting
Quotes
"Romney won in Iowa because he spent millions
of dollars and months
of effort on an event that was skipped
by two of his major rivals."
-- Mike Glover, wehateclintons.com
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Subject: your computer
Dear Bartholomew,
How are you doing?
Now let's get this straight. What is wrong
with your computer?
Mostly, I live in the 1880s where nobody knows
how to work on a computer.
When it breaks, they stare at it like the monkeys
at the obelisk in 2001: A Space Oddysey
Only two issues in one week ...
I kinda feel like a junky probably feels on a
long slow drawn out cold turkey.
Well, we were blogging and produced two radio
shows.
How much would you need to get the kind of equipment
to:
1. Make life easier for you to put out 4
to 5 good solid issues a week?
2. Be really reliable stuff that can handle
the volume and intensity of your work?
3. Make you feel that you have the best
and most cost effective equipment available,
so that you don't
have this godding feeling of ... if I only had this, or only had that ...
Hard to say - everything needs to go right for
a page-per-day to happen,
and how often does everything go right?
Why not take a few minutes per day out of your
busy schedule for a few days
and figure out how much it would cost you to
get up to steam.
Then put out a donation request to all of your
loyal readers right at the top your site
with a kind of fund-raising thermometer explaining
why you need $$, kind of like Buzzflash
or Truthout does when they need $$ to get by.
I got a grand total of $10 in the PayPal today
- I can't last long on that.
That thermometer sounds like a good idea - but
most Democrats are dead broke.
If I was a Republican, some rich bastard would
send me $250,000 and I could hire some help.
Why should some turdface like Limbaugh live in
oceans of money
and real Patriots like yourself have to count
pennies?
For the same reason JFK, MLK and RFK were murdered
while Republicans
tend to die of old age after a full life of being
super-rich - life isn't fair.
Keep it up no matter what happens,
Pashupati
I'll do my best...
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Quotes
"A couple of recent polls showed increased
support for
the decision to go to war and belief
that the surge is working.
-- Michael Barone, (Liar and Whore) who failed to link these "pro-war"
polls, Link
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Remembering
Bush's Turd Blossom
Salon.com
Excerpt:
We could spend days reminiscing about the role
Karl Rove has played in our politics over the
last decade or so -- the whisper campaigns against
Ann Richards in Texas and McCain in Carolina,
the fight over Florida in 2000, the demonization
of John Kerry in 2004, the "thumpin" Rove and his
boss and their party took in 2006 -- and we'll
be looking forward to what Rove himself has to say
about all of it when he sits down to write his
book after leaving the White House this month...
Rove and his own legacy: "I'm a myth," Rove says.
'There's the 'Mark of Rove.'
I read about some of the things I'm supposed
to have done, and I have to try not to laugh.'"
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Jon Stewart
on
Neil Cavuto
licking Bush
Audio
- Video
Emergency
contraception for military women
Link
Excerpt:
Section 1074g(a) of title 10, United States Code,
is amended by adding at the end the following new paragraph:
`(9)(A) Emergency contraception shall be included
on the basic core formulary of the uniform formulary,
notwithstanding any provision of law or regulation
requiring that only drugs ordered or prescribed by a
physician (or other authorized provider) may
be included in the uniform formulary.
They need emergency contraceptives because they keep getting raped.
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Crazy FOX
Whore
Audio - Video
Quotes
"Our new strategy is delivering good results."
-- Der Monkey, giddy with "victory" because
only 40 soldiers died this week instead of 50, wehateclintons.com
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Subject: Bush and dogs
What's the difference between Darby the Irish
Setter and George Bush?
Darby needs a tick dip; George Bush is a dip.
Oh, wait:
Bush treated
for Lyme disease
Link
Bush was treated for Lyme disease a year ago after
developing a circular rash
characteristic of the ailment, the White House
announced yesterday.
Spread through the bite of infected ticks, the
disease, if unchecked, can lead to arthritis,
numbness, paralysis, fatigue and memory problems,
according to the Centers for Disease Control.
Lance
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Why I hate
Hillary
by Arianna Huffington
wehateclintons.com
Excerpt:
Team Hillary also tried to turn dudgeon into
dollars when the WaHoPo had the nerve to write
about the minor-but-notable amount of cleavage
Hillary had shown during a speech on the Senate floor.
It took the Clinton camp a week to realize that
there might be gold in them thar hills, but once they did,
the faux fury was palpable: "Would you believe
that the Whore Post wrote a 746-word article on
Hillary's cleavage?" fumed Clinton advisor Ann
Lewis. "That is grossly inappropriate... Click to contribute."
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