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Thursday Sept 20, 2007 Vol 2041 - Tase Me, Bro...
Quotes "[Bush] has been an enormous disappointment."
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Bush's War
Without End
Excerpt:
The New York Times' lead headline read: "Bush
Says Success Allows Gradual Troop Cuts."
Yet, despite Bush's long history of wishful
thinking - or delusions - about Iraq,
A shot of Chinaco for the honesty of Robert Parry.
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Quotes "For all those who ask whether the fight in
Iraq is worth it, imagine an Iraq
Imagine an Iraq that wasn't a problem until a little boy with a hardon for oil invaded. Imagine 3,792 still-living soldiers eating supper with their wives and kids every night. Imagine the Word Trade Centers still standing. Imagine a Treasury spilling over with surplus money. Imagine a world where America isn't hated. Imagine a president who could watch football and chew a pretzel at the same time. Imagine a president who could be honest about the times he's been arrested. Imagine a president who didn't giggle when he ordered the deaths of others. Imagine a president who put in a 40 hour work week, 48 weeks a year. Imagine a president who wasn't following orders of a non-existent entity. Imagine a president who embraced science over religious insanity. Imagine a Commander in Chief who listened to his generals. Imagine a president who believed in the Rule of Law. Imagine a president who respected the US Constitution. Imagine a president who could testify under
oath.
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Ethics & Domenici = Not a match, and the board goes back Excerpt:
The Ethics Committee has been interviewing witnesses
- including staffers from the US attorney's office in New
Iglesias, a non-corrupt Republican, believes his
termination was due to his staunch refusal to allow investigations
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Our soldiers
are dying in Iraq...
Excerpts:
A shot of Chinaco for someone not
only demanding answers, but he was
While I'm at it ... A shot of Chinaco for Sally Field
...for breaking the ice at the Emmys.
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Subject: Hillary and Code Pink bart, While listening to Randi Rhodes last night (9/19/07),
Medea Benjamin from Code Pink was the guest.
I say "Horse hockey," and Randi always
says, "Don't believe everything you hear
- even from me."
She said that Hillary's security people are much worse than Bush's even. Ask yourself - Does that ring true? She said that it's easy to get past the Bush guys,
but she and her Pinkettes
Objection!
There are no extraneous signs, no "Get Out of
Iraq" t-shirts allowed, and everything is
They do that for a good reason: If they don't
control the signs, someone will write,
I'm one of the "the Clinton's are old school Republicans crowd." The best president we've had since WWII was a
Republican?
I'd take Bill as prez again, but I don't think
I'd support Hillary in the primary.
ha ha
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Subject: Kerry Speech heckler Please spare me...the dude was disruptive and
rude...
LM, say we had a Bartfest ...and you were seen by some as "disruptive
and rude."
Sidebar:
Aren't you more sick of nobody asking the big questions?
Do you want to live in a country where you get tasered for speaking
loudly?
What would you call John Kerry if he stood in the same room as you and
watched while
This story is hardening like cement.
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Dan Rather
Fights Back
Excerpt:
On CNN, they said Rather wasn't even involved
in the story.
But I gotta say, speaking up super, super, super late is better than not speaking up at all. Note: Dan Rather describes his plans to attack CBS and Bush tonight on Larry King
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Subject: Kerry Speech heckler Police officers have families to care for, with
children that depend on them. You can not take care
It's always tough to read the minds of a crowd,
but I thought they were clapping at the fact that someone
The goal of police work is to end all fights as quickly as is possible, and without injuries to involved parties. Taserboy spoke out of turn and refused to stop talking - that's not a fight. THAT'S WHAT THE TASER IS FOR. A Taser is a potentially deadly weapon. News whores
say 200 people have died from Tasers.
They were right to use it, and it was used appropriately.
This had nothing to do with freedom of speech;
If you're for electrocuting those who speak too long, what should be
done to shoplifters?
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Quotes "The US sent election monitors to protect the
balloting process in Mexico.
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Lewd Larry
From our good friends at fauxnewschannel.com
Subject: Bush's House Nigger? Wow. Dude, you just lost me.
Which part of that do you not like? Are
you saying Powell fought bravely
Please don't drag Marcia Ball onto your site if
you're gonna go there.
I didn't write that for Marcia Bell.
Way to alienate yourself Bart~!
You mean I'm not universally loved?
BTW, you were the only one who wrote to say he was offended.
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Marcia Ball Live in Oklahoma City
Subject: Tasered Guy Hey Bart, in a way, this guy got what he deserved. You're right in the sense that he broke... Do not lay down in front of a
bulldozer or a train or become a human shield.
That's one difference between our president
and a Chinese tank commander.
But in this case, I don't think he could foresee being electrocuted. Maybe the rent-a-cops overreacted a trifle, but this guy is an attention whore. The last person I heard called an attention whore was Cindy Sheehan. He is a known prankster who does these kind of
public things for attention.
I don't know Andrew, but he makes a helluva first impression. Look at it this way, when you go to a bar and
you cause a ruckus, the bouncers will ask you to leave.
What if the bouncers kill 3800 soldiers?
This guy was asked to leave, he was warned.
I can't see how this should hurt Kerry, who actually
Like Cindy Sheehan, Taser Boy demanded
answers to some damn important questions.
Maybe no taser, but seeing as he was squirming
and fighting them while they were trying to cuff him,
If you spoke out, and you were tasered
and cuffed for doing it,
Under these same circumstances, I would call you a hero, but others
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Bush's Fake
Sheik Whacked
Excerpt:
Bush shook Abu Risha's hand two weeks ago for
the cameras.
Here's what you need to know that NPR won't tell you. 1. Sheik Abu Risha wasn't a sheik.
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Subject: MoveOn's Cliff was enraged, but I think MoveOn is onto something. Last week, Petraeus.
Betrayal.
I lost the sender's name - sorry.
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Subject: "Worst President Ever" T-shirts a hit!!!! Last year, my husband and I bought several of
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Subject: The cross-dresser Bart, Rudy Giuliani is the only Republican candidate
who supports abortion and homosexual marriage.
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at Demo Underground
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Subject: how will a Hillary victory hurt you? You'll be bigger than ever after Hillary wins.
After all, didn't you get traction during
Ya think they're going to lay off his old lady?
It will be Shrillary the communist lesbian
Compared to how ugly it got with Bill, it will be Bachman Turner Overdrive with his wife. And WHO will defend the lady? The man in the tequila treehouse, that's who! Keep swinging, and upgrade your hammer for 2009.
Scott, the bad news is she'll be attacked from the left and right - constantly. Seriously, read those 62 of 63 Hillary haters at Demo Underground. - She'll do anything
I love a good fight, but I don't have the energy to fight both sides. Oue side doesn't want to win.
How did I get in the party of suiciders?
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Whore Media:
Kerry survives "conspiracy nut"
Excerpt:
Wow, did she really say that?
He reportedly was rambling on about how John Kerry won the election... Yep, she's a Republican whore, all right... ...and something else about 5 million votes that weren't counted. That happened, too - ever heard of the state of Ohio? If he would have had more time (listen
for her snicker...)
Ah-Ha! Saying Kerry was in Skull & Bones is as crazy as saying
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Subject: Taser Boy Bart, all he had to do is stop resisting.
Maybe you're right. If we would just trust our leaders and not ask any questions...
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Quotes "Bush gets a bunch of right-wing "journalists"
into the White House to spread some partisan
Andrew, have you apologized for helping
Bush into the White House by lying?
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Subject: Taser Boy This courageous young man asked a question a majority
of Democrats wanted John Kerry to answer:
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It figures.
He's a journalist.
Excerpt:
(That address is not working) Laugh if you must, but this is one man whose prophecy
has already come true. In fact, as I write this (8 PM),
Maybe this jealous "journalist" isn't famous because
HE never asked any tough questions?
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"Today is Dawn's birthday, and two of her friends
showed up with -- what?
"Representative Peter King (R-NY) said there
are 'too many mosques in this country.'
"Headline: 'Man Hides Sex Toys in Sausage for
Dubai Trip.'
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Iraq
pumped 3.5Mbarrels
daily before
Bush invaded
Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day. No wonder they were so eager to start a war, It's the biggest theft in Earth's history. Exxon made
$10B profit in 90 days
Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...
We lost 1 more since last issue. What sub-human bastard would get
How much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Bush can live with that,
$100M
a day,
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama. http://icasualties.org/oif/
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Rick, I'm afraid to ask - who is the crack ho?
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VCR Alert Tonight, Bill Clinton on John Stewart. Survivor Premier - Mrs Bart will be nice to me all night,
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'Whores of War' Under Fire Excerpt:
Really?
Meanwhile, Blackwater's private army is waiting
patiently for the dust to settle -- in order to
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