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Quote of the Day

"I don't know anything about it." 
    -- Fraud Thompson, asked about the Jena Six,  Link

 Is there anything Fraud Thompson does know?
 Besides "Taxes are bad and war is good?"
 

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Bush's Thug Nation 
Arrow Bush to Kids: 'Drop Dead' HOT
Arrow GOP says thanks? 
Arrow The Right's falsies HOT
Arrow Stevens caught in sting 
Arrow Out of America HOT
Arrow Country music deserts W
Arrow Let's Dump Harry Reid HOTHOT
Arrow Hayden starts TV season 


 
 
 



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Quotes

"The press was lax early on when Bush led the country into war,
  but It's been good since then."
    -- Carl Bernstein, out of touch like Dennis Miller, on why he's investigating
        Hillary's jay-walking while ignoring the global genocide Bush felonies, Link
 

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George W. Bush's Thug Nation
  by Robert Parry  (Has Parry been reading  bartcop.com?)

 consortiumnews.com

 Excerpt:
On a global level, the world reads about trigger-happy Blackwater "security contractors" mowing down civilians
in Baghdad, the U.S. military killing unarmed people under loose "rules of engagement" in both Afghanistan and Iraq,
and the CIA "rendering" suspected Islamists to secret prisons or to third-country dungeons where torture is practiced.

Inside the United States, too, a police-state mentality is taking hold. After more than six years of having dissent against
Bush equated with disloyalty, police from Capitol Hill to college campuses are treating vocal disagreement as grounds
for violently "taking down" citizens, while bouncers at campaign rallies hustle away prospective hecklers and police
preemptively detain protesters or stick them in faraway "free-speech zones."   Andrew Meyer got tasered.

In this version, Kerry can be heard talking while Meyer is still in the room being tasered,
which makes Kerry a liar for saying all this happened when he wasn't there.

Inside the Beltway, it seems there's little political mileage in standing up for traditional American values,
such as the rule of law or even the Founders' historic concept of inalienable rights for all mankind.
 

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Quotes

"The U.S isn't so mighty anymore."
    -- Toronto resident Brian Lee, on the American dollar falling so low that it now
        has achieved parity with the lowly Canadian dollar for the first time since 1976,   Link
 

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Subject: GOP says thanks?

 Link

Bart, PLEASE stop pretending a vote for someone other than Hillary is a vote for the GOP.
 

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Quotes

"We don't have any gay people in Iran."
   -- that Ahmahandjob dude, causing GREAT laughter at Columbia University just now, 
 

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Bush: Kids' health care?  Not a chance
 Of course - there's no oil in kid's health care!

 Link

 Excerpt:
Bush again called Democrats "irresponsible" for wanting to pass a children's health insurance program.

"Democrats in Congress have decided to pass a bill they know will be vetoed because I hate kids," Bush said
of the measure that draws significant bipartisan support. "Members of Congress are just trying to pass health
coverage for poor children purely to make a political point."

In the Democrat's response, Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell turned the tables on the president, saying that
if Bush doesn't sign the bill, 15 states will have no funding left for the program by the end of the month.


 

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Country music deserts Bush


     Toby Keith says he never supported the war

 Link

 Excerpts:
Country music has thrived for years as the soundtrack to redneck America, supplying the bloody Fascists with
a diet of knee-jerk jingoism that has included flag-waving anthems supporting the war on terror.  Till now.
No one has moved further than Toby Keith and Darryl Worley.

In 2002, Keith had a huge hit with Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue, which includes the lyric:
"You'll be sorry that you messed with the US of A, 'cause we'll put a boot in your ass - it's the American Way."

Worley's Have You Forgotten in 2003 justified the Iraq invasion as a response to 9-11.
The military liked it so much he was presented with a flag that had flown over the Pentagon.

Now Keith says he is a lifelong Democrat and has claimed he never supported the war, while Worley
has had a hit with I Just Came Back from a War, about post-traumatic stress disorder.

Tim McGraw (D-Clinton fan) has a hit with If You're Reading This, about a dead soldier's last letter home,
and the Dixie Chicks, boycotted in 2003, won five Grammy Awards this year.
 

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Subject: Powell the House Negro

I always likened him to just the piano player in the Whore House.
Not directly responsible for people getting fucked
but supportive of the action none the less.

Keep slamming em.
 Greg
 

Greg, I get your point, but they used Powell's credibility to sell the war.
Powell gave us his Nancy Grace Guarantee that Iraq had WMDs.
He said he had satellite pictures, he knew where they were stored, etc.

He's a goddamn liar who got 3800 soldiers killed and yet,
Washington DC and Leno-ish bastards treat him like a hero.
 

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Quotes

"The war is an immoral abomination that we'll pay for for decades to come.
  We're paying for it now at the rate of 100 kids a month while Bush plays politics with it."
     -- John Grisham,    Link
 

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Subject: Question

Bart,

If SHE does as she has said and keeps the troops in Iraq after election and inauguration,
will you attack her daily just as you now do the BFEE?

Best regards,
 Billy
 

If that happens, I assume she's state her reasons.
If her reasons sound like bullshit - sure.
 

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Bush, the lawless bastardHOT
 How Bush created a "kill for free" zone

 Link
 

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Quotes

"Federal prosecutors have charged Norman Hsu with breaking campaign finance laws and
cheating investors out of millions of dollars in a $60 million Ponzi scheme...Hsu has raised
money for several Democratic candidates, but most substantially for Hillary."
    -- Political Ticker,   Link
 

 Interesting Fact: The prosecutor charged with bring Hsu to justice
 also got a political contribution from Hsu.
 

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Quotes

"You can have a meeting with a member of Congress if you donate to Hillary's campaign.
  What she's saying is she's willing to sell special access to the government. Just send a check."
     -- Elizabeth Edwards,   Link
 

Maybe Elizabeth is being misquoted here, because she makes no sense.

John Edwards has never been to Casa de Bart - you know why?
Because I haven't given him $100,000.

John Edwards has never eaten at the same dinner table as Ol' Bart - you know why?
Because I haven't given him $10,000.

John Edwards has never been in a private cocktail party with Ol' Bart - you know why?
Because I haven't given him $1,000.

John Edwards has never shaken my hand - you know why?
Because I haven't given him $100.

But somehow, Hillary is selling access to government officials?

Elizabeth acts like Politics was money-free until Hillary got into the race.
Could an Edwards fan explain?
 

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Church of Realty updates

Dear Church of Reality Explorers,

I'm still working on the idea of the Reality Revolution as a secular version of the Church of Reality.
I've begun building a web site and looking for ideas and/or people to take on the project and run with it.
I've installed Drupal on the site and I'm going to rough out the basic ideas. Here's a link to my start.

http://www.reality-revolution.com/

I also created a number of new items in the Church of Reality store.

http://www.cafepress.com/churchofreality

Once I lay the foundation for this idea I'm looking for the rest of you to take it over. So we need to have
some sort of an infrastructure for people to collaborate and create the revolution. So looking for web talent
with design and Drupal experience and still looking for more Reality Revolution artwork.

Hopefully people will be able to post their artwork and the marketplace of ideas will produce some winners.
So - who has ideas? Let's talk about it here.

http://myreality.churchofreality.org/index.php?showtopic=2348

Religious Marijuana
=============

I received another letter from the DEA regarding the religious use of Marijuana by the Church of Reality.
I had sent them a 60 day demand letter about 5 weeks ago and they responded assuring me that they are
working hard on our application. I replied with a lot of questions that are basically setting them up for
a lawsuit in case they decide to stall. The 60 demand is a prelude to a lawsuit but I don't have to sue
at the end of 60 days. It just gets a step out of the way. I'm trying to get DEA to reveal where they are
in the process and get them to either admit that we qualify or to point out problems where we don't.

It is also possible that we qualify on a level they never saw before and that they are trying to create policies
and procedures to deal with it. It is also possible that political forces have intervened to delay our approval.
My letter is carefully written to try to figure out where they are, or if they don't reply then will give us
an advantage in court due to their silence.

A copy of my letter and discussion can be found here:

http://myreality.churchofreality.org/index.php?showtopic=2349

Marc Perkel
First One
Church of Reality
"If it wasn't for Reality, I wouldn't be here!"
 

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Iraq: Blackwater guards fired unprovoked

 Link

Blackwater denies illegal weapons exports

 Link

Feds target Blackwater in weapons probe

 Link

Iraq expands Blackwater investigation

 Link
 

War, what is it good for?
If the President is corrupt, billions and billions of stolen dollars.

Randi Rhodes said for every dollar we send to Iraq, about 40% is diverted to pockets
that don't belong to our military such as Blackwater and Halliburton.

They say this is a two trillion dollar war (non-counting future military benefits)
so Bush and his cronies have stolen about 800 billion dollars.
 
 

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The Right's Falsies
  by Phil Rockstroh 

 consortiumnews.com

 Excerpt:
At the core of the rot destroying the American Republic are the many false narratives that have
replaced the nation's real history. The Right has proved adept at creating these alluring story lines
and selling them through a sophisticated media apparatus, while the mainstream press goes silent
or plays along. In this guest essay, poet Phil Rockstroh explores what false reality can do to a nation.
 

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 Subject: Raise the bar

Bart, have you lost what little brains you were born with? 

Let me suggest that you take a lesson from Marc Perkel, a frequent contributor to this site. 
While I may disagree with some of his positions, I find him to be logical, circumspect, 
well-spoken (written) and civil in presenting his points of view. 

However, your comments when laced with numerous F-bombs,  undermines any attempts at serious discussion
and tends to add credence to the notion of low double digit IQ,  devoid of any semblence of humor. 
Take a gauge of your reading audience and consider making a few course corrections. 

You can do better than this.
Best regards,
CC in FL
 

We rarely use the "F" word, so you must be talking about my fuck-you-bush.htm  from last issue.

That was classic Bartcop.

You want me to go easy on these thieving murderers?
I heard Keith Olbermann attack Bush the other day and he used a bunch of words that 
I didn't recognize and couldn't spell so I can't look them up to find out what he said. 
(He said something like "Bush's meticulous malfeasence was manifest."
 I'd have to to go back to college to find out that that f-ing means.)

Olbermann has his $500 words and I have my 50-cent words.
I can't use $500 words - I don't know what they mean.
 

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Subject: Rudy's speech interrupted (again!) by wife's phone call

bart,

I assume that you've heard about the cell phone call that Rudy got from the
missus while he was talking to the NRA?

http://weblogs.chicagotribune.com/news/politics/blog/2007/09/giuliani_answers_cell_phone_du.html

So, here we've got the toughest son of a bitch in the presidential race, (DA, mob busting, FOB 
(Friend of Bernie ) etc) and he has to stop in the middle of his speech to the gun slingers to talk to his wife?
"Honey, it's me.  Can you stop and get a quart of non fat milk and a new fur coat for me on your way home?"

Well back in the day, we had a word for men like that, and that word was pussy whipped.

Your pal,
 Eric X
 

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We need more people to help with the blog.

Blogging is easy, especially if your IQ is greater than 64.
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 First Bill kicked Chris Wallace's ass,
now Hillary gets her turn, mocking
his Fascist ass with laughter

Hillary vs Fascist Pig


Out of America

 Link

 Excerpt:
On Wednesday, The New York Whore Times published a photo album from the Auschwitz death camp,
showing carefree men and women of the SS singing and sunbathing during time off from superintending mass murder.

The next day, the cable channels ran wall-to-wall coverage of thousands of people who had descended on
a small Louisiana town, in the biggest civil rights protest march seen in the US since the 1960s.

Remarkable events both, but with one glaring difference. The crimes of the Nazis are a thing of the past,
those photos a ghastly reminder of the banality of an evil that once was. But what drew the marchers to Jena
was proof that a century and a half after the Civil War, and 40 years after the climax of the civil rights struggle,
race discrimination lives on in the US.
 

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Subject: Taserboy

Bart,

I really can't believe that I'm reading people justifying this.
"Police officers have families.."  are you f*ing kidding me?

Buddy, if you're threatened by a 140 pound book wielding kid, when you have him outnumbered 6 to 1,
then it seems to me that you're in the wrong line of work.  Rudeness!, and in college of all places!

Bart, I think that it comes down to this; the country is in a profound state of self inflicted denial.
Everybody knows how f*ed up things are, but they fervently hope that this is going to pass
after the next election, and things will go right back to normal.
The only thing that outrages them is when somebody tries to make them look past their delusions.

Keep hammerin.
 Big Pfeif in Philly
 

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FBI tapes Stevens as part of sting


"My ass is stung!"

 Link

 Excerpt:
The FBI, working with a crooked Alaska oil contractor, secretly taped telephone calls with
Sen. Ted Stevens as part of a public corruption sting, according to people close to the investigation.

The secret recordings suggest the Justice Department was eyeing Stevens long before June, when the
Republican senator first publicly acknowledged he was under scrutiny. At that time, it appeared Stevens
was a new focus in a case that had already ensnared several state lawmakers.

Corrupt and wealthy, businessman Bill Allen agreed to the taping last year after authorities confronted him
with evidence he had bribed Alaska lawmakers. He pleaded guilty to bribery and is a key witness against
Alaska legislators. He also has told prosecutors he paid his employees to renovate the senator's house.

Ted, can you explain the Internet to us?
 

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Subject: that Betray Us ad

Bart, do the people understand that MoveOn.org ad was a question?

And since there was the word OR, it meant take this as a choice, so all those
lame brain Democrats chose to read the ad in the negative along with the slimey republicans.
 JB
 

I agree - the question was, "Will we get the truth?" and the answer was no.
 

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 Subject: Taserboy

Why do you make up shit that isn't on the video?

Why, I never!

Seems to me that video shows Kerry repeatedly saying,
"I want to answer the question," but Taserboy kept yelling.
 (wuthheld)
 

So, what was Kerry's answer?
 
 

 ha ha

Gotcha!
Kerry never answered.
He can't because - apparently - the truth would hurt him.
 

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Let's Dump Harry Reid

Harry Reid needs a new job - one that doesn't affect our future.
He's a nice guy, but he's weak and he's stupid and this is life and death.
We need a wartime consiglieri if we want to win this war.

(Nancy Pelosi is another one - what's she done beside take impeachment off the table?)

Reid is a dismal failure. It's time for him to go, so let's make some noise and force him out.
We need to go into the 2008 election ready for battle and Harry Reid is not up to the task.

Here's what you can do:

E-mail MoveOn.org and ask that they initiate a call for Reid to step down.

Stop giving money to Democrats and give your money to MoveOn and bartcop.com instead.
    Let the Dems know that you are sick of Harry Reid and his surrender tactics and that they won't get
    any of your money until they get a fighter in charge of the senate.

Write letters to the editor that call for Harry Reid to step down.
Post messages on high traffic sites like Daily Kos and Demo Underground to dump Reid.
Call your senator and demand that Reid step down.  Get phone #s at http://www.senate.gov
Permalink to this from your blog and/or copy it to your blog
Call members of the news media about this.
Make a donation to MoveOn or bartcop.com (donate to bartcop@bartcop.com)

I think we'll elect a Democratic president, but she'll need 67 senators on her side to get stuff done.
With Reid in charge, the senate could lose members because they refuse to fight back

Let's Dump Harry Reid
 

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Recently, a dude wrote to say he moved to Peru - I asked him why

Subject: My move to Lima

Bart,

The most important reason was because I had been working in an office full of delusional right wing nut
social retards for eight years, and I was sick of it.  I had to listen to their bullshit lies every day, but I was
forbidden from voicing my opinions.  If I said anything to counter their lies. an argument would always follow.
Naturally, I was the bad guy when that happened because the arguments were always viewed as my fault.

I am now working for an American company doing consulting for the mining industry, which is booming
these days.  There are only a handful of Americans working in the office, zero of which are right wing nuts.
It is an absolute pleasure to be able to have an intelligent discussion about important issues, including politics,
without having to listen to a regurgitated neocon lies.

Here in Peru, people understand the truth about the Bush administration, and they cannot understand how
they have been allowed to stay in power.  For example, when I go to a bar, people want to talk to me
because I am an American.  When I tell them I hate Bush, I have a room full of friends!
 Ron C
 

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Subject: Time to impeach Reid and Pelosi

This is not a time when Democrats can afford Harry Reid  He is pathetic beyond belief.
It is as if the Democrats are trying to out-stupid Bush.   If that is their goal they are succeeding!

I am calling on people to pressure the Democrats to replace Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reed with real leaders.

We need people like John Murtha to lead the House and Jim Webb or Russ Feingold to lead the Senate.
Until the Democrats select real leadership I'm giving my money to MoveOn.org and  bartcop.com.

I'm asking everyone who is against the war to do the same. 
Write MoveOn.org and ask them to run ads calling for Democrats to change leadership. 
If we can't make Democrats see the light then we will make them feel the heat!

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
 

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Quotes

"Sure, we were all disturbed by Andrew meyer getting tasered but let's keep it in perspective: 
  Had Dick Cheney been at the lectern, that kid wouldn't be alive."
     --Joel Achenbach,   Link
 

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Bruce Yurgil Toon-Off Semi-Finals - Round 12

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M  barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days
 $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war

 Link

Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...

Some don't.
x 3,794....3,799

We lost  5 more since last issue.

Death must get damn tired of the
3,799 soldiers Bush threw his way.


 

http://events.ivaw.org/
 

How much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon makes $108M - every day

Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have no meters
and his front company is moving to Dubai.
 

 $100M a day,
$200M a day,
$300M a day - where's that money going?

Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.

http://icasualties.org/oif/



Why I'm such an unfunny dick
 by Frank Cerabino of the Palm Beach Post

 Link

 Excerpt:
Led Zeppelin needs a Whole Lotta Viagra
Heavy Metal goes AARP

We do not approve of the notion that rock-and-roll bands can just go on into their golden years.
Heavy Metal bands should not be performing long enough so that the "heavy" part relates more
to their body weights than their sound.

So here are some suggestions how Led Zeppelin can update its songs for the upcoming reunion concert.

Old song title: Stairway to Heaven
New song title: Elevator to Heaven

Stop! You're too funny!

Old song title: Immigrant Song
New song title: Immigrant Mows My Lawn

Oh, my sides are hurting from laughing so much!

Old song title: I Can't Quit You, Baby
New song title: I Can't Hear You, Baby

It's a deaf joke - those always kill!

Old song title: Dazed and Confused
New song title: Dazed and Confused at the Walgreens

When's the last time you saw shit-writing this bad?
This guy makes Dennis Miller look clever (not a compliment)

For some reason, music writers are the worst writers in all of writer-dom.
Maybe it's easier to knock some has-beens when you're a never-was?

Hey, Shithead, getting old is a good thing.
If you get real, real lucky, even a no-talent mook like you could get old some day.
But as bad as you are now, how can we mock your fall when you were never anybody?

How could the Palm Beach Post hire someone this bad?
 

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Christian theater troupe scolds Griffin

 Link

 Excerpt:
Members of a Christian theater troupe are spreading the word that they're irate about
Kathy Griffin's humor when accepting a creative arts Emmy earlier this month.

In a time when our soldiers in Iraq can't afford armor, The Miracle Handjob

spent $90,440 on a full-page ad in USA Whore Today Monday, proclaiming "enough is enough."

"Although others may choose to use their national platform to slander our God, (slander?  )
we are honored as professional entertainers to stand for Christ."

Griffin's comments have also drawn ire from the Catholic League, a child-sex group
that called on the Academy to denounce the humor of that night's Emmy winner.

Griffin issued a statement: "Am I the only Catholic left with a sense of humor?"
 

Wait, you handjobs spent $90,440 to say you're better Christians than Kathy Griffin?
Kathy would've told you that to your face for 1/3 of that.
 

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