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"Next thing you know, he'll be rooting for the Tar Heels."
   -- Colleen Murray, spokeswoman for John Edwards, on Barack Obama,
       whom the Edwards camp says is using stolen policy ideas, Link
 

 It's crazy for the non-leading candidates to attack each other.
 Why aren't they aiming their big guns at the front-runner?

 There must be something they can attack her with...
 

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Who's Your Daddy Nation
 by Phil Rockstroh

 consortiumnews.com

 Excerpt:
How many times do we, the people of the U.S., have to go around on this queasy-making merry-go-round
of propaganda and militarism before we shout -- enough! -- then shutdown the whole cut-rate carnival and
run the scheming carnies who operate it out of town?

It is imperative the nation's citizens begin to apprehend the patterns present in this ceaseless cycle of official
deceit and collective pathology. This republic, or any other, cannot survive, inhabited by a populace with
such a slow learning curve.

Over the last three decades, the authoritarian right has risen to create the nation they have been longing for
since their humbling by the Watergate scandal.

After being subdued and humiliated by the mechanisms of a free republic, the Right has turned the tables
-- and subdued and humiliated the republic. If the trend continues, all but unchallenged and unabated,
we might as well replace the torch held aloft by Lady Liberty with a taser.

How could it come to this?
 

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GOP Group targets Romney
 Log Cabin boys say he's pro-abortion

 Link

 Excerpt:
A Republican organization that advocates gay rights is targeting Mitt Romney (R-Mormon) in an ad campaign,
seeking to undercut his support among social conservatives by highlighting his past statements for abortion rights.

Romney, a former bean-eating nancyboy liberal, has spent months blowing social conservatives in key primary states,
trying to erase doubts about his history of pitchforking newborns and dumping them into trash containers.

But in a new TV ad that will air in Iowa and on national cable, the Log Cabin boys use clips from 1994 to portray him
as a pro-pitchfork enemy of religious conservatives. "For years he's fought conservatives and religious extremists,"
an announcer declares.  On the screen, Romney, pitchfork in hand, debates Ted Kennedy, whom he was seeking to unseat.

"I believe that abortion should be safe and legal in this country," Romney says.
"Since Roe v. Wade has been the law for 20 years that we should sustain and support it."
 

I still like Huckabee/Brokeback!
 

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"Associates at the Justice Department said Tortueboy Gonzales seldom resisted pressure
from Cheney to endorse policies that they saw as effective in safeguarding Americans, even though
the practices brought the condemnation of other governments, human rights groups and Democrats
in Congress.  Critics say Gonzales turned his agency into an arm of the Bush White House,
undermining the department's independence."
    -- Scott Shane, David Johnston and James Risen,  Link
 

Too bad we couldn't get any democrats to object.
You see, that job fell to Pat Leahy, Bush's rubberstamp in the senate.
He was too busy with his Batman movies to do his goddamn job.

"I serve at the pleasure of the president."
 

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Subject: Afraid for Israel?

Bart, WTF!

I can't believe you said you're concerned about Israel because of a possibility (not) Iran could aquire WMD?
Israel is as big a bully as the BFEE.

Let's say that's true - a nuclear exchange would still be a very bad thing.

If Iran DID have WMD, I bet MY ass that Israel, and Der Monkey would hope for a scenario like that one.
Then they can murder all the Iranians and get it over with. In this world, nobody can say a damned thing
against Israel, or Bush's Iraq mess without getting on their hit list.

Like Ari said a long time ago, 'You better watch your mouth', and he wasn't kidding.
 Jackie
 

Jackie, did you say Israel is hoping Iran gets nukes?
My thinking is Israel will do everything they can to prevent that.
 

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"This is such a blatant use of a valiant combat veteran, lying to him about what I said and then
strapping those lies to his belt, sending him out via the media and a TV ad to walk into as many
people as he can walk into. This man will always be a hero to this country with everyone. Whoever
pumped him full of these lies about what I said and embarrassed him with this ad has betrayed him,
they aren't hurting me they are betraying this soldier."
    -- Rush Limbaugh, angry at getting caught, like Clarence Thomas.
 

I heard Iraq Veteran Brian McGough on Randi Rhodes yesterday.
He said he was disgusted by Rush calling him "a phony soldier" and
challenged His Porkness to call him those names to his face.
 

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Nastyboy Craig: 'I'm staying'
He'll teach ethics to the freshmen Republicans

 Link

 Excerpt:
Idaho Sen. Larry Craig (R-WideStance) lost a bid Thursday to withdraw his guilty plea in a men's room sex sting
but defiantly vowed to finish his Senate term, prolonging a headache for Fascist leaders already facing certain doom.

Craig had announced plans to resign his seat by Sept. 30, but wavered when he went to court in hopes of withdrawing
his plea. He issued a statement Thursday on staying in the Senate shortly after Idaho Gov. "Butch" Otter, (Seriously?)
relayed word that he had selected a replacement for Craig in the event of a vacancy.

"It is possible for me to work here effectively," Craig said in a written statement that disappointed fellow Fascists who
have urged him to step down. Craig said he will haunt Men's Room stalls until the GOP loses 13 seats next November

Craig said: "I will continue my search for the real queers - something that is not possible if I leave the Senate.
And if anyone doesn't like it they can line up and blow me."
 

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"No Communion for You!"
 Crazy bishop targets Rudy the cross-dresser

 Link

 Excerpts:
Roman Catholic Archbishop Raymond Burr, who played Perry Mason for 13 years on CBS, made headlines
last presidential season by saying he'd refuse Holy Communion to Kerry, has his eye on Rudy Giuliani this year.
Giuliani's response: "Screw that old windbag - like I need him to win the White House."

Burr, the Archbishop of St. Louis, was asked by The St. Louis Post- Dispatch if he would deny Communion
to Giuliani if the cross-dressing, gay-loving gun-grabber approached him for the sacrament.

"If the question is about a Catholic who is publicly espousing positions contrary to the moral law,
and I know that person knows it, yes I would," the paper quoted the archbishop as responding.

Burke has said of Giuliani: "I can't imagine that as a Catholic he doesn't know that his stance on the protection
of human life is wrong. If someone is publicly sinning, they should not approach to receive Holy Communion."
 

Rudy brought his whore to church and the New York Catholics had no problem with that.
The priest served him Communion while he had his whore at his side!

Why, if the priest overlooked Rudy's whore and served him Communion, they might get to sit
with him at his special seats at Yankee Stadium - that's worth more than God's approval - right?

Rudy's not a good Catholic - he's a poser for the cameras of the New York Whore Times.
 

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Subject: we got the message

Clinton = Good
Kerry = Bad
Clinton = Good
Obama = Bad
Clinton = Good
Edwards = Bad
Clinton = Good
Gore = Bad

I think we got the message.
The Clintons shit Hagen Dasz.
 MAMac
 

I see it differently.

Clinton = Won
Kerry = Lost

Clinton = Winning
Obama = Trailing by 20

Clinton = Winning
Edwards = Trailing by 25

Clinton = Won
Gore = Lost
 

Rush says liberals punish achievement.
Are you punishing the Clintons for winning?

I'm tired of losing.
I'm ready to win again.
 

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Quotes

"Congressional Democrats are trying to divert attention from insulting our military leader in Iraq
and pandering to the loony left by attacking Rush Limbaugh.  He is one of the strongest supporters
of our troops.  Yet Democrats claim he's not being strong enough.  I wonder who General Petraeus
and his troops think is most supportive?"
   -- Fraud Thompson, siding with Rush Limbaugh against our soldiers in the field,   Link
 

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Blogging at BartBlog

Blogging is easy, especially if your IQ is greater than 64.
Why start your own blog for family and friends when you could
Bart-Blog and be read by dozens your first day on the job?

To get started, go to the blog, look for "Meta" at mid-right and Register.
Then send us an e-mail saying you registered and we'll fix you up.
 

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Army arresting evaders in Canada

 Link

 Excerpt:
On Friday, February 23, police in Nelson, British Columbia entered the home of U.S. war resister Kyle Snyder
without a search warrant or permission to enter. They had no warrant for Snyder's arrest, but arrested him anyway.
Treating him like a violent criminal, they did not even allow him dress into his clothes. They took him off to jail
barefoot and wearing only boxer shorts and a bathrobe.

Kyle's roommates, U.S. war resisters Ryan and Jenna Johnson, frantically started calling everyone they could
think of, including the offices of MPs Alex Atamanenko and Bill Siksay, who intervened on his behalf.
After Kyle was confined for six hours, Citizenship and Immigration Canada ordered Nelson police to release him.

Later that Friday evening, Joci Peri, an official at Citizenship and Immigration Canada in Vancouver, told Kyle
that the U.S. Army had requested his arrest and deportation. What actually happened?

Who ordered whom to arrest Kyle Snyder?
 

Surely it was America's Desert-in-Chief who had this man arrested.
How can Bush the wartime deserter take away this man's right to "liberty and the pursuit of happiness?"
What if Kyle's not into murdering innocent Iraqis?
 

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Quotes

"A new ABC News/Washington Post poll shows Hillary leading Obama 53-20%.
  A new  Quinnipiac Univ. poll of NY RVs shows HRC leading Obama 47-15%.
  In a general matchup, HRC leads Giuliani 52-41%."
    -- Wake-up-Call!    Link
 

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Britain 'no longer closest Bush ally'
 Nobody wants to ally with the world's worst bully

 Link

 Excerpt:
Der Fuhrer no longer views Britain as its most loyal ally in Europe since Gordon Brown took office and is
instead increasingly turning towards "the faggot surrender monkeys" in France and "Old school" Germany.

"'Operationally, British forces have performed poorly in Basra,' said the official. "Maybe it's best that they leave.
Now we will have a clear field in southern Iraq." Another White House official described Mr Brown as
"challenging" and far less close to the US than Mr Blair."

"There's concern about Brown," a cowardly White House official told The Daily Telegraph.
"But this is compensated by the fact that Paris and Berlin are much less of a headache. The need to hinge
everything on London as the guarantor of European security has gone since Bush's poodle is gone."
 

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Quotes

Today, Rudy accused Clinton of being like McGovern. Yep: that's what we need. Another re-hash of that
exhausted paradigm. But, hey, the Washington establishment has already decided it's Clinton vs Giuliani.
So it's McGovern and Nixon again. Do I have to remind Democrats who won that battle? And why there's
no one the GOP wants more as the Democratic nominee than Hillary?"
    -- Andrew Sullivan,   Link
 

 Andrew Sullivan is lying again.
 Why would the GOP want to fight the team that beat them twice?
 Are the going to accuse Hillary of being a coward by not serving in Vietnam?

 What's Rudy's war record - anybody know?

 And how are they going to demonize Hillary as a McGovern peacenik
 while the left keeps screaming, "She's Cheney's clone!!!!!" at her?
 

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Subject: Al Gore

I like Al Gore ok, but we shouldn't forget who it was that selected "Trader" Joe Lieberman
(Is that Trader or Traitor?) as a running mate and who it was that didn't contest a dirty election
in the senate dispite the pleading of the black caucas to stand up and fight.

Al Gore, John Kerry, who will be the next democrat to pretend to want to be president, and then roll over?

I agree and I think that's the Number One reason to get behind Hillary.
She's not going to say, "Oh, well" and throw in the towel like Gore and Kerry did..

Who will be willing to go after the Bush criminals for war crimes and other criminal activity?
Bill Clinton did nothing about Poppy's crimes and I have a sick feeling the Hillary would do the same thing.
How can we trust any of them?
 Ray A
 

For the 10,000th time - your choices are not Hillary vs perfection.
Your choices are the leading Democrat or more Bush insanity.

Any vote besides a vote for the Democrat is a vote for more Bush insanity.

If you want to vote for more Bush insanity, I can't stop you.
 

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 editorandpublisher.com

 Excerpt:
You may find this hard to believe, but there was a time when TV gasbag Chris Matthews was a respectable
hard news reporter. He worked in Washington, D.C. for the San Francisco Examiner from 1987 to around 2000,
and also wrote columns for the San Francisco Chronicle and others.

I'm so old, I remember when Matthews was respected - but you have to be old to remember back that far.

But if you have ever bemoaned the turn his career took as an interviewer/talk show host - or if you just hate
the inside-the-beltway mentality of many of our leading press and TV pundits - then you would have loved
Jon Stewart's dismantling of Matthews on "The Daily Show" last night.

"You are unbelievable," Matthews said. "This is a book interview from hell. This is the worst interview
I've ever had in my life. This is the worst. You are the worst." Matthews accused him of being another
Zell Miller but Stewart said that, unlike the former senator, he would not challenge Matthew to a duel.

Matthews charged, "You are afraid of me...There must be something in his book that you fear."

"Like fascism, I fear fascism," Stewart responded.
 

Damn, that was the night our cable broke, so I missed it.
Wednesday, the Tulsa TV cable whores were here for SIX HOURS trying to get my cable to work,
which is why there was no Wednesday page.   Now it's Friday and I still have no cable.

I hate being the smartest man in Oklahoma.
 

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"Illegal migrants really degrade the environment. I've seen pictures of human waste,
 garbage, discarded bottles and other human artifact in pristine areas. And believe me,
 that is the worst thing you can do to the environment."
   --  Michael Chertoff, blaming Mexicans for degrding the environment,  Link
 

 I agree - dropping a plastic bottle is ten times worse than anything BIG OIL is doing.

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Isn't is sad about Jenna Bush?

 Link

 Excerpt:
A waiter appears, and Jenna orders.

"No drink?" asks the waiter.

"No drink," Jenna firmly says, shooting me an amused glance. "People change, you know."

Boy, do they. Flash back to December 2000, not long after her father eked out a victory in the election.
There, in the National Enquirer, was a nearly full-page photo of Jenna, then a nineteen-year-old freshman
at the University of Texas at Austin. She had a cigarette in her hand and was laughing hysterically as she
crashed to the floor atop a female friend at a party.

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Subject: Democrat party?

Bart,

WTF does Pigboy mean when he says "The Democrat Party"?

Thanks
 Patrick
 

Rush and the Fascist Nazis see that as a slur - they even have Bush saying it.
Of course, the Democrats are too polite to make them eat that.
If they had a little Bartcop in them, that shit would stop yesterday.

If I had Howard dean's job, I'd have every Democrat saying "Republicunt."
That would stop that shit overnight, guaranteed.

See how easy it is to make a bully shut up?
 

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Subject: I want to send a donation

Bart, what the magic words I can write on the check to keep you from having to declare it?
 Tina
 

Tina, the magic words are, "With love."  That makes it personal.
No way the IRS can consider that a business transaction :)
 

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Subject: I'm insane over Israel

Bartcop spontaneously reveals:

> I can't tell if you're trying to be cute or if you just made a mistake, I never said
> they could reach America with their missles, I'm concerned with Israel.

Zionland (Israel) has anywhere from 200 to 400 nukes.

Duh!  Ya think?
Maybe that's why I don't want to see them attacked.

Iran's Mullahs aren't the dumbshits you apparently like to cartoon them as.
THEY KNOW that if they launch one or two lonely nukes at greater occupied
Palestine, Iran WILL become a green glass parking lot.  "M.A.D." is not dead.

MAD doesn't work with the religiously insane.
The insane are begging to die for their never-gonna-happen 72 virgins.
Has your insanity blinded you?

You sound EXACTLY like an "Israeli-firster," somebody who is more concerned about
what happens to that genocidal war-crimes state than about the safety and security of AMERICA,
America's military, OR what used to be America's good name.

You're a nut who wants to live on a planet where 400 nukes exploded in anger?
Count me out.

Do you also believe that American troops should spearhead
any war in the Levant that would insure Zionland's imperial survival?
The neo-Con/Libs just gotta' protect those IDF soldiers, ya' know,
after all (as they believe), its in the Bible.

I don't speak nutcase - can anybody translate?

Just separating the grain from the chaff.
 DanD

Dan, good luck.
 

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