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In Today's Tequila Treehouse... McCain's Temper  Hillary and the Truth  Worst. President. Ever.  Maybe Randi was Right  How did I get so Crazy?  McCain Raises $15M  Sex Slaves in America  EE likes HRC's HCP  Alessa's sexy goodbye

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"If I were to say Barack, 'How are you?' He'd probably say, 'Fine thanks, how are you?' 
  It's an empty nicety that we all do, but that's probably how he would respond." 
     -- Dave Matthews, who gave concert tickets to the Obama camp to give away,  Link
 

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McCain's Temper Problem 

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McCain's temper is well documented. He's called opponents and colleagues "shitheads," "assholes" 
and "a fucking jerk." But a new book on McCain will air perhaps the most shocking angry exchange to date.

Three reporters from Arizona, on the condition of anonymity, also let me in on another incident involving 
McCain's temper. In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy.
At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." 
McCain's responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt."
McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected, McCain would have many long days.
 

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"My dog is for Obama because he's mixed." 
       -- Donna Brazile, who still tells people she's neutral while trashing Hillary,   Link
 

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Hillary Caught Telling the Truth

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Hillary has stopped telling a story of a pregnant woman's medical tragedy after an Ohio hospital 
challenged its accuracy last weekend.

But recent accounts of the episode have omitted key details that suggest there was more truth in 
the essence of Clinton's tale than her critics, and even her presidential campaign, have acknowledged.
 

Are the Clintons the only two people in America whose every word is disected and inspected?

Remember Al Gore in 2000?  Every word out of his mouth was disected and inspected and 
when he got the date wrong on a FEMA trip, the whore press labeled him "a serial liar."

Remember Kerry in 2004?  Every word out of his mouth was disected and inspected and 
when he super-stupidly said, "I was for it before I was against it," the whore press 
labeled him "a flip-flopper" and he was clueless about how to correct that. 

Now it's Hillary's turn - the whore press has labeled her with every slur under the sun
and the Obama people are loving every second of it.

But the day she drops out, it'll be Obama's turn and his fans and financial backers will be 
shocked when the whore press labels him "a serial lying, Muslim surrender monkey."
 

I hope he's ready for this fight.
It'll be bloodier than any fight we've ever seen.
 

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Dueling Quotes

"What we need is Karl Rove to get himself over to the Judiciary Committee 
  and put his hand on the Bible and take an oath and give testimony. 
  He can either tell the truth or take the Fifth, either one will satisfy me."
    -- illegally-imprisoned-but-out-now former Alabama governor Don Siegelman,   Link
 

"I never talked to the Department of Justice about Siegelman. 
  I never talked to anyone in the White House about Siegelman."
   -- Karl Rove, not under oath   Link
 

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Subject: Hillary vs Obama

Hello Bartcop,

I have enjoyed your cartoons for many years and use them often for my screen and to forward to friends.
There was a time when I found Hillary too middle of the road for me,but after listening to her every televised
speech and noting how biased against her the media has been, I now support her 100 per cent.
I am a retired RN and long time defender of women's fair treatment.

I think Sen. Obama is a good alternate for us Democrats but he just does not have the experience.
He has not paid his dues. Hillary Clinton has shown she is a stong and experienced woman.

When she "stood by her man" I disagreed but I believe she did it, not for political gain, but because she
loved Bill and loved her daughter.  _____.com has lost me with their vindictive vendetta against Hillary.
And while I am on a roll, I was glad R. Rhoades was suspended.  She is entirely too vulgar for my taste.
 Sandra RN (retired),
 

In the last dozen years os so, TONS of politicians have been caught with their pants down.
Have any of them lost a wife because of their actions?

Even Mrs David Vitters, who promised to give her husband a "John Bobbit" if he strayed
begged to be left alone so her family could heal after he got caught with a hooker.

Bottom line?
Men and women talk tough - until it happens to them.

As far as Randi, I liked the sane Randi, before the Hillary-hate drove her crazy.
Maybe a break is just what she needed to get her head screwed on straight again,
but it once again shows the cost of this bloody civil war.  It's hurting everyone..
 

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Worst. President. Ever.

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 Excerpt:
"It would be difficult to identify a President who, facing major international and domestic crises,
has failed in both as clearly as President Bush," concluded one respondent. "His domestic policies,"
another noted, "have had the cumulative effect of shoring up a semi-permanent aristocracy of capital
that dwarfs the aristocracy of land against which the founding fathers rebelled; of encouraging a
mindless retreat from science and rationalism; and of crippling the nation's economic base."
 

Hmmm...

"...encouraging a mindless retreat from science and rationalism?"

You can't put it any better than that.
 

"Uh-Oh, my eye's twitching.
 Someone's caught me lying again..."
 

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White Child Sex Slavery in America

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 Excerpt:
Child welfare officials following up on an abuse complaint took custody of 18 girls Friday
who lived at a secretive West Texas religious retreat built by polygamist leader Warren Jeffs.

It's David Koresh again - remember how vigorously the GOP defended his right to rape children?
They did that to get at Bill Clinton in the early stages of his presidency.

A total of 52 girls, ages 6 months to 17 years, were bused away on Friday to be interviewed,
but only 18 were immediately taken into state custody, said Texas Child Protective Services
spokeswoman Marleigh Meisner. No arrests had been made.
 

Of course not.
Men, ...using religion ...as an excuse ...to rape hundreds of children.

I'm not religious - I have no kids, so why do I think I'm more pissed off
about this than most Fascist Republican charlatan religio-wankers?

Why do evil men conspire to rape hundreds of children?
Because they can!

In Texas, women and children are nothing more than property.
Same for Utah and Northern Arizona and Idaho, Wyoming - the list goes on.
If a complaint is made, the sheriff "investigates" and the complaint just goes away.
The rape victim is beaten for making the call and she's taught to just f-ing take it.

Generations of sex slaves, right here in the good ole USA.

This isn't religion - this is rape with a religious cloak and since religion can't be wrong,
the sons of bitches have been getting away with it and they continue to get away with it

But it's religion - so white Republican bastards wink and look the other way
 

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Subject: A respectful comment

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Quotes

 "I identify with her to a certain extent because we share a gender."
    -- Perky Katie Couric, pretending she's important
 

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Subject: Al Gore

What a different world it would be today if Gore had fought for the people
who voted for him instead of 'caving' to the Bush machine in '00!
 Tampa
 

Yes, Gore made a lot of mistakes in 2000,
but at least he didn't surrender early on Election Day like Kerry.
 

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Maybe Randi was Right

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 Except:
Why is it OK for a black preacher to shout "nigger" in a crowded church, 
but a white woman can't call Hillary a "fucking whore" while doing a stand-up comedy routine?
 

Sure - anything to justify calling the Clintons the ugliest names possible.
We may have only 12 days left to fight - I'm really sick of this war
 

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Subject: Clinton is 'our Reagan?'

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"I voted for Clinton twice, but that's over with. These old black politicians say, 
"Ooh, Massuh Clinton was good to us, massuh hired a lot of us, massuh was good!" 
  Hoo! Charlie Rangel, David Dinkins - they have to understand this is a new day. 
  People ain't feelin' that stuff. It's like a tide, and the people who get in the way 
  are just gonna get swept out into the ocean.  I'm riding my man Obama." 
    --  Spike Lee, caught up in Obama fever, stabbing the Clintons in the back,     Link
 

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Subject: Will the GOP kill McCain?

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McCain Raises $15M in March
 Shit, Obama/Clinton raise that in a week...

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 Excerpt:
McCain raised more than $15 million in March, a performance that  falls far short of the cash
gathered by Obama and Hillary. The amount was confirmed to The Whore AP by two campaign
officials speaking on condition of anonymity because those bastards lie like Persian rugs.

One official said McCain intends to accept public financing in the general election - $84 million.
McCain donors are now being asked to supplement that public financing with donations to the
whore RNC, with a goal of raising $120 million through a joint Handjob Committee.

Obama raised $40 million in March, for a total of $234 million. Clinton raised $20 million for
a total of $175 million during this contest. McCain raised $75 million since he began running last year.
 

If the Dems are raising 4 times the money than the Fascist bastards,
that's more proof we're going to win, which is why the Demo contest is so hot.
 

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Subject: AIPAC

Bart,
I have to say I'm dismayed that you don't seem up to speed on AIPAC, perhaps the most powerful lobby in Washington.
"AIPAC's Dangerous Grip on Washington"  http://www.alternet.org/story/39679/

"Senator Clinton Won't Rule Out Use of Force to Stop 'Pro-Terrorist' Iran"

http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Senator_Clinton_wont_run_out_war_0203.html
http://www.antiwar.com/cole/?articleid=3467
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20060814/aipacs_hold
http://www.stopaipac.org/

They are so powerful, I don't think that any presidential candidate has a chance of being elected without their blessing.
I believe that AIPAC's influence is one of the reasons we invaded Iraq.
Cheers,
 Ken
 

I agree that you can't win the White House with a "Screw Israel" platform.
Does that mean the Jews control America?

I say no.

Of course, I solved that whole problem about a decade ago, but some people
would rather sacrifice their kids than move to a Hell hole like dusty-ass Oklahoma.

You can't blame that insanity on me.
 

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Quotes

"Obama is but a mortal man with flaws and faults, those close surely know well...
  Feel sorry for him, because no one can live up to the expectations he is rising on."
     -- blogger named tanking,   Link
 

 I think this man can see the future.
 This white hot love affair is going to cool one day, and Obama could become the next Hillary.

 I'm in a gambling mood - who wants to make a bet with me?
 Here's the deal:

 If Obama wins it all, I'll bet he'll come up with a reason why he's not going to bring the troops home.
 I think he'll say, "With the bigger picture I now have as president, and after talking with the 
 generals I am convinced that it would be unwise to lower troop levels at this time."
 

 If you're interested in this bet, send me the date and the number of troops.
 Example: 
"Bart, I'll bet X amount that one year later, January 20, 2010, 
 our troop level in Iraq will be less than 60,000."

 This is not an attack or a slur on Obama, it's a prediction backed up with cash.

 Got faith?
 Got cash? 
 

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Subject: "Or I'll vote for McCain"

Bart,

Some supporters for either Barack or Hillary threaten to vote for McCain if their candidate doesn't
get nominated.  This stuff is either childish or drummed up by Republican imposters to fan the flames.

I am a Barack supporter from the day he announced his candidacy.
But I also have enough common sense to realize Barack and Hillary are NOT
far apart in their views.  And I will support either candidate in November.
 Larry in New Britain, CT
 

Larry, common sense has no business in a presidential campaign.
After all, we're just deciding on who will run this planet.
 

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How did I get so Crazy?
  by Robert Parry

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 Excerpt:
"In her disclosure forms, Hillary downplayed Bill's income from two key financial backers, 
billionaire investor Ronald Burkle and consumer-data executive Vinod Gupta, when compared 
with the Clintons' recently released tax filings. Sen. Clinton's earlier disclosure forms listed Bill's
compensation as 'over $1,000' each from Burkle's and Gupta's firms - when the actual amounts 
ran into the hundreds of thousands and even millions of dollars, according to the tax returns.

In January 2008, the Wall Street Journal reported that Bill Clinton also stands to make $20 million as he 
unwinds his complicated business relationship with Yucaipa, which has connections to the ruler of Dubai. 
However, a voter would have gotten no inkling of the value of Bill Clinton's dealings with Yucaipa from 
Hillary's disclosure forms. Although she gave precise dollar amounts for Bill's many paid speeches, 
his earnings from Yucaipa were listed simply as 'guaranteed payment to partner, over $1,000.'"
 

In his zeal to trash Hillary, my old friend Bob Parry has completely lost his mind.

I've never seen a senate disclosure form, but I don't need to.
IF the form has two boxes, one saying "Less than $1,000" and one saying "Over $1,000."
then everything he's accusing her of is totally legit - and that would make Bob Parry crazy with hate.

IF the form says, "Less than $1,000" and "Over $1,000" and "Over $100,000" 
and she checked the Over $1,000 box, then we have a problem and possibly a crime.

I'm so old, I remember when you could trust Bob Parry.
 

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Subject: Randi's meltdown

Hey Bart,

I suspect this isn't Randi's first suspension -- she's been "ill" a lot lately.

As for those who seem outraged by Air America's decision to suspend her,
I remind them that Randi was not only telling half of all loyal Democrats to
go fuck themselves, but half of Air America's listening audience as well.

That tends to be bad for business.
Best regards,
 Jack Hughes
evilGOPbastards.com
 

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Questions for Obama

1. You stated that you were not in the Senate in October 2002 when Bush rammed through Congress
the resolution authorizing the use of force in Iraq. But you also stated that "perhaps the reason I
thought it was such a bad idea was I didn't have the benefit of U.S. intelligence."

This implies that you might have voted for the war if you had been in the Senate when the vote was taken.
Why then do you condemn Hillary and other Senators who voted for the war authorization resolution
when you admit the possibility that if you had been in the Senate you would have done the same?
 

 I think that's a good question.

Anybody got an answer?.
 

Link
 

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Subject: your unwillingness to face facts regarding Hillary

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Randi's website

It's been updated several times since she was suspended,
but no word yet from Randi on what's the deal.

What is she waiting for?

If Ol' Bart got suspended,
wild horses couldn't keep me from talking to you.

Does Randi have no opinion about her "f-ing" suspension?

Is she contrite?
Is she defiant?

The Internet is kind of a guarantee that one can't be silenced,
so Randi is choosing not to speak to her fans.

WTF?

If Ol' Bart got suspended,
wild horses couldn't keep me from talking to you.
 

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"I understand that a lot of democrats feel passionately about their candidate and that's great 
  but then their passion gets the best of them and they go on websites like dailykos and post stuff...
  And that is what is so great about the internet. It enables  pompous blowhards to connect with 
  other pompous blowhards in a vast circle jerk of pomposity."
     -- Bill Maher    Link
 

 Damn, I'm glad I didn't say that...
 

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Subject: Randi Rhodes

Wouldn't you know it the first chance for a woman to get elected president,
and the "progressives" are calling her a "f-ing whore."

Democrats have a suicide fetish.

We don't even need the GOP to pull the "crazy, emotional, slutty bitch" card,
the Democrats will do that free of charge.

The US gets the government we deserve, and sometimes Bart,
I think our side is too f-ing stupid to deserve to win.
 Andy in Birmingham
 
 

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"Obama bowled a 37.    Wow! 
  Is he black enough for you now?"
    -- Bill Maher, a big Obama fan
 

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E. Edwards likes HRC's Health Care plan

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Elizabeth Edwards put in a plug Wednesday for Hillary's health care plan - possibly the closest 
any Democratic presidential candidate is likely to get to an endorsement from  John Edwards or his wife. 

Elizabeth Edwards, who discovered last year that the cancer she thought she had beaten had returned, 
said she prefers Clinton's health care plan, which would require everyone to have health insurance and 
offers assistance to those who can't afford to buy coverage.

Obama's plan requires all parents to have health insurance for their children, 
but doesn't mandate that all adults buy coverage.

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They read it in Scranton, PA

They read it in Munich, Germany

They read it in Lindale, TX

They read it in Albuquerque, New Mexico 

They read it in Selkirk, Manitoba, Canada 
 

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Subject: I HAVE to call BS here, Bart

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Been a while since I sent a "supplemental." 
Seems especially important since so many have gone mental over Hillary. 
Must be discouraging to know so many readers are so dumb.... 

I won't quit reading s'long as you keep posting! 

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