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Thurs-Fri April 17-18, 2008 Vol 2142 - Humor Can Save Us
Quotes "They went off the rails. That's it. They took
a majority
Yet Bush's whore media tells us McCain
is
ahead in this race.
America is real f-ing tired of Bush and
his Fascist bastards.
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Daily Kos:
Obama or ...violence?
Note: Kos didn't personally write this.
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After Publishing
Update:
Those of you who think I've hammered Obama too hard have no idea what
it's like
Quotes "I've served with seven presidents. They all
make mistakes. They all get older.
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Quotes "This has got to be the worst act since George
Bush donned a flight suit to impersonate
OK, now let's talk about what really
happened:
Budowsky is upset because his candidate bowled a 37 and looked
kinda stupid
ha ha That's why Budowsky is mad.
"Wow, shocker of the week: Hillary pandering.
Meanwhile Obama is bonding with the
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Subject: Bart, back to the crap Bart, you wrote: Even now, it still doesn't occur to you that these
people weighed the pros and cons of each candidate
If someone weighs the pros and cons and likes
Obama better - fine.
Audio - the short version 2 minutes from BCR #139 Audio
- the long version 8 minutes from BCR
#139
Then you wrote: > I saw this - I don't know if it's true.
Not knowing if it's true or not sure as hell doesn't
stop you from posting it, does it?
If I was a dishonest, hypocritical XXXX, I would've said, "Obama did that." But since I'm under-educated on the details of his mansion purchase,
My mistake was expecting Monkeys to be able to read and comprehend.
Observation:
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Subject: Tiger Woods Why do so may people think you are against Tiger,
the others think you are racist,
This heavy hero worship has been grating on me
too..
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Quotes "There is no mystery here. A substantial
number of those voters will not vote for a black
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Typical Okie...
Subject: I was looking forward to 139 But then I see it looks like another bash Obama show. Sigh. Yes, I admit, I took my last futile shots, just
to get everything on the record.
But my options are to surrender early like Kerry or fight to the last dog. If it was you and me in a foxhole under fire,
would you suggest
Christ, we're Democrats - the party of the Early
Surrender.
I really want to hang in there.
I agree, all attention is on his
bowling and her drinking.
I wish I had the brains to explain my position.
I'm willing to merge, but I won't surrender. Maybe I should skip this one.
Dude, me too.
PS. There are some funny bits in BCR
139 that are Obama/Hillary
free.
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McCain to GIs: 'Drop Dead' Excerpt:
At bottom, John McCain simply doesn't support
the troops. He has no problem forcing the
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Subject: My Run In with the Feds On my way into work this morning the Feds made
me display my identification.
It seems I was getting somewhat near the proximity
of where the gay leader of an international conspiracy
Is this a great country or what?
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McCain Stiffs
Soldiers (Bart's title)
Excerpt:
But he has no time for today's soldiers. If that
isn't the worst kind of elitism, what is?
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Ever thought of that legitimate
part time work you could do to earn extra income
The job offers you the
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Quotes "The reason all this has stuck to Obama like
tar paper (tar paper?) is
that it plays into a
I mentioned this in BCR 139. I don't know much about Obama - does anybody?
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Lieberman
to Blow McCain at NaziCon 2008?
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The 'Let's
Play Poker' Bill
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Quotes "Clinton's cynical distortion of Obama's remarks
is in keeping with her campaign's modus operandi.
Maybe Arianna has a point. I mean,
when in the history of American politics
How dare Hillary use Obama's mistake against
him in a campaign.
"Actually, you know what confirms every
right-wing demagogic caricature
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It pays to advertise on bartcop.com We're in our busy season...
If you're an Obama fan, you do not want to read Gene Lyon's latest. I wonder if Gene has somebody starting his car for him...
Subject: The usual poorly-researched anti-semitic crap Bart, the fact that you posted this "AIPAC and
Israel" story automatically implies that you consider it
If you truly considered this article to be nonsense,
Joshua, I hope you don't play poker because assumptions can bust you. I didn't even read that piece, but I scanned it at 95 MPH and saw that
he
Had I been interested in getting stuck in that never-ending quagmire
of hate,
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Obama tied
to lobbyists
Note: Hillary has ties to lobbyists, too
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Subject: With all due respect... PLEASE PUBLISH THIS IN FULL. Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
Marty's
Entertainment Page
Would Obama
Hold Bush Accountable?
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Subject: Bart the racist I am an Obama supporter and I think you are a racist, but I still read your page everyday. Do work son, your page is usually enjoyable, sometimes
revelatory often at least a little bit racist.
So if I jumped on the bandwagon and wrote "Tiger
is the greatest" all the time,
And if I jumped on the bandwagon and wrote "Obama
is the greatest" all the time,
Maybe I'm anti-bandwagon.
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Quotes "Mrs. Clinton's in trouble, and something that
I never anticipated
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Subject: OMG funny OMG bart that show (Bartcop #139) sure was good...you made me giggle galore! i find it mighty hard these days to find anything
funny..but, you were!
is that the bottle of chinaco you finished off
the one birdbrains (me) sent you?
BB, if you send me another bottle of the good stuff,
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Air America - All Obama, All The Time? positivelyblasphemous.blogspot.com Excerpt:
It seems that Ed Schultz is furious, just furious,
that people would misconstrue Barack's "bitter"
When I switched back Richard Belzer and his sidekick
were going on about how outraged
Civil wars are bad things. I read in today's USA Today that
It must be a conspiracy to destroy bartcop.com
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Subject: How could eye know if need bartcop radio Bartoed one,
I guess it would be easier if there were a bartcop
radio button
Is it like radio stuff you recorded that you think
I should listen to?
There's a sample in this issue.
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This poor bastard was herding sheep when someone pointed to him
If you offer some broke dude $5,000 to point out "Al Qaeda,"
Hillary and the Sniper Fire Send e-mail to Bart | Discuss it on The BartCop Forum | Comment on it at the BartBlog
McCain changed his Religion - in an election year? Sorry about all the off-page links.
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I wonder if angry Cindy has a problem with "the Buzzflash agenda?"
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Subject: that debate Bart, that was a hell of a thing.
I saw a little of it, then turned away.
I hope the superdelegates take a long hard look.
Dude, you are soooooo racist :) I will support Obama if he makes it, but when
attacked, he looked uncomfortable and timid.
Didn't he steal that from you?
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How stupid are voters? The Republicans stand for the very-rich, Big Oil and the Defense Industry
- maybe 5%
of our country.
On our worst day ever, how could we ever lose an election to the super-rich?
My old friend Pinnochio (His real name) used to say,
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Subject: just politics? In your last issue you wrote: > "I have a feeling that the younger Obama
fans will see this as an unprecedented and
Wouldn't it be better to amend the last four words
to say: "this is just nasty politics?"
Mark, have you seen a clean presidential campaign
in your life?
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Old photo of Barack and Hillary
Relax, it's just a joke...
Quotes "Sorry about those tens of thousands
of child rapes,
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Subject: If you killed a hooker 20 years ago... Yeah, if you killed a hooker, you would expect your opponent and the media to bring it up. If you shoot an old man in the face, however,
they call you Vice President Cheney
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Subject: CNN and sharks (last issue) LOL! I think, though, that if the swimmer really
cared about his country,
Keep swinging old friend,
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If there were any justice...
A shot of Chinaco Anejo for Hagen in Norway.
We have tons of great 'toons on the Bart Blog! You like 'toons?
Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day. No wonder they were so eager to start a war, It's the biggest theft in Earth's history. Exxon made
Gouging
us to the tune of
Gouging us to the tune of
...and what did it cost America,
Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...
We lost another 0 soldiers since last issue. We have 4,037
dead soldiers.
Hey guys, we'd like to bring you home,
Remember...
That's why
Bush
How do we
know for sure?
$200M-400M a day missing Where's that money going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
Subject: Where's the big hammer? On the subject of "AIPAC and Israel" you wrote: > "Remember, leave me out of this." Do you not have an opinion? Can you not state
facts about the subject at all?
This is a credibility issue for you.
No, it's a trap and I don't do traps.
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"Bart, come
see me this weekend - in New York.
Housekeeping Mrs Bart and I are in New York City for a few days.
But the plan involves spending time with my soon-to-be good friend
Paul
LiCalsi.
Besides Paul LiCalsi, I hope to meet Terri Baker, Mr. Technoid and
Brian Kaplan.
I mean, there must be dozens of fancy lawyers in New York,
One other thing:
I'm old - I've seen them all. Jimmy Page, Del
Castillo, The Edge, Brian May, Clapton, Ted Nugent (kidding
- ha ha)
BCR #140
might have a fun trip report :)
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One reason I didn't think it made it in any recent shows
There is an anti-technology rant at 24:10
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