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saw it on patriotboy.blogspot.com
Quote of the Day "If I watched the news that you see here
That was printed in the NYWhore Times, one
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Quotes
"Religion has convinced people that there's
an invisible man living in the sky,
who watches everything you do every minute
of every day. And the invisible man
has a list of ten specific things he doesn't
want you to do. And if you do any of
these things, he will send you to a special
place, of burning and fire and smoke
and torture and anguish for you to live forever,
and suffer and burn and scream
until the end of time. But
he loves you ...and he needs your money!
-- George Carlin, who didn't get any soldiers killed
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A gallon of milk might last a week for a small family.
A gallon of gas lasts 14 minutes in an SUV on the highway.
Obama's
Big Lead
They say he's so far ahead he doesn't need Hillary
Link - again with no perma-link - how retarded, Salon.com
Excerpt:
A new LATimes/Bloomberg poll shows Obama with
a big lead -- 12 points, to be exact.
Now, that's a high number. In fact, it's a noticeably
wider margin than that found by several other
recent polls. Then again, this is the second
poll released within one week that's found a double-digit
margin between Obama and Grandpa McCain. The
first one, a Newsweek poll released last Friday
that showed a 15-point Obama lead, could be written
off as an outlier.
With this second one out, though, it might be
time to take these numbers seriously -- or, at least,
as seriously as it's worth taking any poll conducted
this far away from Election Day in any race.
I agree with those numbers - who wants four more years of Bush?
But we can't assume those numbers are right.
We have to fight like we're behind until the whore networks
call it for our guy on election night.
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Quotes
"I don't know how he'd react if he met me again,
but I can confirm
to you that we never tortured him.
We never tortured any prisoners.
He did not tell the truth, but I can
somehow sympathise with him.
He lies to American voters in order
to get their support for his presidential election."
--
Tran Trong Duyet, boss of the Hanoi Hilton when McCain was there,
Link
So - how much of McCain's war hero story
is true?
Was he anything more than a bad pilot?
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Subject: Response on Russert
Hey, Bart. Just read your response to my
email (was out of town all weekend).
I do understand your point, and even agree to
an extent. However, there has to be
a compromise between frankness and civility,
and I still disagree with your approach.
Thanks for making the attempt to explain, however.
No fear of cancelling my subscription - what
you do is important, and I at least
now feel like I understand how you feel what
you were doing was right.
Besides, I feel bad that your honesty has cost
you so much from those
who can't see past their own preferences (i.e.
Barack, then Hillary supporters).
Keep up the (95%) good work. :)
Tom
Yeah, it takes a genius to piss off both sides.
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Used with permission
Consumer
Confidence at 16-year Low
And who was ruining the economy 16 years ago?
Excerpt:
Consumer confidence fell in June to its lowest
in 16 years as high inflation continued to sap confidence
and pushed expectations for the future to a record
low. The Conference Board said its inflation
expectations gauge matched the record-high 7.7
percent it hit in May, which will keep Federal Reserve
policy makers concerned over price growth as
they meet to decide rates on Tuesday and Wednesday.
The Conference Board said its measure of consumers'
mood declined to 50.4 this month -- the lowest
since 47.3 in February 1992. Economists on Wall
Street had been expecting a reading of 56.4.
The index has now dropped by more than half since
last July, when it was at 111.90. Since then,
housing troubles
(and gas prices) triggered the most severe
credit crisis in at least a decade.
Consumers made a grim assessment of their present
situation and their future prospects.
That's why voters should choose Democrats - but Democrats won't list the reasons why.
If the pitiful Democrats weren't so world-class
stupid, they'd remember
to explain that in every election cycle, Democrats
help people and Republicans ruin
the economy by giving hueueuege
tax breaks to the already super-rich bastards.
The Piti-crats step in the same hole and break
their leg every election.
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Subject: starving Amtrak
Bart, many years ago, I took Amtrak from Dayton,
OH, to Chicago.
The first leg was West-bound from Dayton to Effingham,
IL, and the train was packed.
While enjoying a beer and the ride, a conductor
came along handing out pamphlets asking
riders to contact their representatives in Congress
to urge them to not allow Amtrak to
eliminate that particular route. When I asked
the conductor why on earth they would
eliminate such a busy route, his answer was that
the official reason was "lack of riders."
I was as bewildered as that poor conductor. Today,
the route is long gone.
To get a train to Chicago now, I would have to
drive an hour to Cincinnati,
then take a train that leaves at 3am, on Wednesdays
and Saturdays only.
My guess is that some special interest lobby has
it in for the trains.
The trucking industry, bus lines, the auto industry,
the rubber tire manufacturers,
maybe even the oil companies, who knows.
Congress has long refused to adequately fund Amtrak
or Conrail, sometimes saying they
can't justify spending millions on a train subsidy.
But all interstate highways and all public
airports in this country were built on subsidies.
Amtrak and Conrail just can't lobby.
Mike in Ohio
Besides little trains on vacations, I haven't ridden a real train in
40 years.
Plus, why does it cost more on a train than a jet?
Chicago to San Francisco is $280 on Amtrak, $175 on Southwest,
and you can fly Southwest for as cheap at $99 when they have
a sale.
Looks like somebody wants trains to die.
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Notice while Pelosi and Reid are
playing house
the Bush bastards are preparing
to ambush them - again.
At a time when we desperately
need a wartime consiglieri,
we get stuck with Ma and Pa Kettle,
instead.
If you're old enough, this might
make you laugh and hurl at the same time.
The Celebration of Ignorance should be a crime.
Foot-in-Mouth Quotes
"Madam President, it is a pleasure to welcome
you back to the Oval Office.
We have just had a very constructive dialogue.
First, I want to tell you how
proud I am to be the President of a nation
that -- in which there's a lot of
Philippine-Americans. They love America and
they love their heritage.
And I reminded the President that I am reminded
of the great talent of
the -- of our Philippine-Americans when I
eat dinner at the White House."
-- Bush, talking to Filipino President Arroyo about
a Filipino member
of The White House kitchen staff
Link
After all these years,
I still can't believe this throw-my-own-shit monkey is president.
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Random Thought...
Could somebody get word to Randi Rhodes that
the word is "subsidy"
and not "substidy?"
She's been mispronouncing that word for years.
Better she hears it from a friend, like me.
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Subject: VCR Alert
Bart, I wanted to give you a head's up on HBO.
They're dumping their
scheduled programming Wednesday and Thursday
night to air old Carlin specials.
Also, sure enjoyed your recent NY trip report.
Did you see Les Paul throw out the ceremonial
first pitch
before the Brewers-Orioles last Friday?
Look, it's my good friend Les Paul!
At least he didn't give the stadium the finger
:)
Hard to believe he can throw a baseball at 93
after
having had his
arm broken in Oklahoma in 1948.
And Happy Bixby Corn Season.
Not many things I miss about the backwoods, but
decent corn is one of them.
Marty
at Bartcop Entertainment
Marty, you are a gusher of great information.
Thanks for sending that and thanks for all you
do.
See you at 
in January?
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It pays to advertise on bartcop.com
We're in our busy season...
Vote Theft
For Idiots
by Greg Palast
Are they going to Steal 2008? Don't worry:
it's already stolen.
But you can steal it back. Ted Rall and
I have teamed up for one of
the first ever series of hard-edged investigative
journalism - in 'toon form.
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Subject: your Peabody Award
Hi Bart, Congratulations on winning the Peabody
Award.
If I remember right you also won the Buzz Flash
Wings of Justice Award.
Are there anymore we should know of.?
Also before I forget again, let me thank you for
the Bartcop radio hookup.
Keep on Swinging.
Gill77
PS. Bush+Cheney=Lying Treasonous War Profiteers
Gill, we at bartcop.com try not to brag.
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saw it on offthewahl.com
Quotes
"Obama wants America to know that he
won't have a presidency like Bill Clinton."
-- Chuck Todd on MSGOP's Morning Joe
Isn't that the platform Bush ran on in 2000?
Bush promised "to
take America in a new direction," and
he did.
Between a blowjob presidency and a war,
terror, torture
and rape presidency, I'll take the blowjob
any day, so to speak.
Sad Sidebar:
The more successful Obama is, the greater the need will be to
destroy him.
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Now & then we get a donation with a note that says,
"Been reading for years, thought it was time
to contribute."
My wild guess - 90% are lurkers who've never contributed.
It would be great to hear from that vast "silent majority."
It's onle been five days and already the mercury
in the fund-raising thermometer had moved upward - thanks!
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Subject: Obama in charge
Bart, you wrote:
> Why is Bush arguing for Obama to have nearly-unlimited
spying powers?
> That would enable Obama to investigae the
BFEE without telling anyone.
Mmmm Bart, Obama is not going to investigate Bush
or anyone else.
This will be him reaching across the aisle for
compromise. He will say
it is putting the past behind us and what is
best for the country.
Sorry but the Democratic nominee is such a 'lamer'.
We can only hope that Hillary will become the
leader of the senate to get anything done.
I, Pariah
But the point is he can do it in secret.
Let's say some BFEE thugs is trying to transfer some stolen oil loot
into his American checking account using his cousin's account in Dubai.
While they're on the phone, the cousin in Dubai asks about "Aunt Mary"
who, turns out, is feeling better and is about to get out of the hospital.
The next day David Axelrod calls the guy and says,
"Good news about Aunt Mary, eh?"
That lets the BFEE thug know he's been caught, but he can't
say anything because he was committing a crime at the time.
That's probably a tool the Bush bastards are using now
to coerce the spineless/sacless weenie Democrats.
If the Democrats had any brains (Should I bother to finish?)
they'd
assume every phone call, every e-mail and every banking transaction
by every Democrat is being watched by the Bush bastards.
There's only one reason to fight to avoid keeping spying records
and that's so nobody ever finds out who you're spying on.
Why can't the Democrats sell that to the public?
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McCain guy: Terror attack would be "great advantage"
Excerpt:
McCain adviser Charlie Black expressed regret
Monday for telling Fortune Magazine that
a terrorist attack on U.S. soil would be "a big
advantage" for super-old Republican nominee.
"Certainly it would be a big advantage to
him," Black told Fortune Magazine.
The Obama campaign chided Black, calling his remarks "a complete disgracce."
"The fact that John McCain's top advisor says
that a terrorist attack on American soil would
be a 'big advantage' for their political campaign
is a complete disgrace, and is exactly the kind
of politics that needs to change," said Obama
spokesman Bill Burton.
It'd take a real monster to help McCain by setting off a bomb in New York this summer.
"Steps must be taken..."
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Quotes
"McCain has inspired a new line of clothing.
It's being sold at the Very Old
Navy."
--
Letterman
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Quotes
"So a guy's girlfriend is cleaning his house
and throws out
all of his Limbaugh Letter newsletters.
What should he do?"
-- The vulgar Pigboy
He should marry her.
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Subject: George Carlin quote
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
RIP the best social critic of our era, a linguist
and deconstuctor of the ruling absurdities.
He was already a major figure in the tradition
of telling the truths-that-cannot-be-told
through humor, a line that stretches from Mark
Twain through Will Rogers to Lenny Bruce
and continues in Jon Stewart and Bill Maher.
I wore a black t-shirt today, not in mourning
but in his honor.
Ross Miller
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Rory O'Connor profiles the country's ten worst
shock jocks, including Imus,
Limbaugh, Hannity and Michael Savage, and
describes how they ratchet up their
anti-gay, anti-woman, and overtly racist language.
He then shows how their
celebrity leads to a climate that not only
tolerates but actually perpetuates
racist, sexist, homophobic, and xenophobic
attitudes
Subject: Cars that run on Stupidity
If we can just develop a car that runs on stupidity
America can achieve energy independence quickly.
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
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But whore CNN kept him on because
he slurred Hillary Clinton constantly.
McCain's Low Road To Victory
Excerpt:
The only road that could take McCain to 1600
Pennsylvania Avenue is the low road.
The path to success for McCain is to make the
election a referendum on his opponent,
by working with 527 groups and media whores such
as Fox News to pursue character
assassination, guilt by association, and, most
of all, the effort to paint Obama as different,
foreign, unlike "us," and dangerous (and did
I mention that he's black?).
Gee, you mean someone thinks the GOP will slime the Democrat in an election?
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Feingold:
FISA a mistake, Bush broke the law
Russ, you could filibuster - why
not act instead of whine about it?
Excerpt:
In a press conference, Sen. Russ Feingold (D-WI)
outlined the recent Feingold-Hagel bill proposing
the creation of an independent intelligence commission
and also admitted his outrage at the revised
Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA)
that passed the House last week and is expected to pass the Senate.
After explaining the need for a commission to
assess and improve intelligence gathering procedures,
Sen. Feingold took questions that immediately
went to FISA. When asked what he thought about
those willing to sign the bill, Feingold expressed
deep disappointment and frustration.
"This legislation gets it totally wrong," he said.
He acknowledged that the primary source of
media attention has been immunity for the telecommunications
companies, something he calls a "farce."
He feels the rest of the bill, however, is equally
if not more reprehensible.
"The president ran an illegal program -- equivalent
to an impeachable offense," he said, later adding,
"I'm blue in the face already trying to
tell people this has happened to you."
So Russ, instead of doing your best Smurf impression, why
not block it?
Why is Jim Inhofe (R-Pissquik) the only senator with veto power in
this country?
Republicans act, Democrats cry and complain.
How did I get stuck in the sacless weenie party?
Feingold
Will maybe, sorta Filibuster FISA?
Maybe he heard me complaining about our sacless Dems?
Excerpt:
Amy Goodman: Senator Feingold, will you
filibuster this bill?
Sen. Russ Feingold: We are going to resist
this bill. We are going to make sure that the
procedural votes are gone through. Senator Dodd
and I and others will be taking some time
to talk about this on the floor. We're not just
going to let it be rubberstamped.
Amy Goodman: Would you filibuster, though?
Sen. Russ Feingold: That's what I just
described.
So Russ, why use mealy-mouth,
John Kerry words?
Why can't you speak in plain f-ing English
so you'll be understood?
Why can't you say, "I
can't allow this bad bill to
become
law so Chris Dodd and I and others
will filibuster
this bad legislation to death?"
No wonder you Democrats aren't taken seriously
by the Bush bastards.
Our Democrats really, really need some
Bartcop-ism in Washington DC.
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Subject: Bartcoppers in Bratislava, Slovakia
Hey Bart -
I've never mailed in before, but I've been reading
your consistently page for the past couple of years now.
Nice job, it must be a lot of work. I'm
not a big fan of your gun stance, but with most other things, you're right
on.
Dude, my position on guns might not make sense
in Slovakia,
but America has 300 million people and more than
200 million guns.
Maybe you don't need a gun in a peaceful place
like Slovakia,
but in the Murder Capitol of the World, being
unarmed makes no sense.
Honestly, I'm inspired to write in today because
of the listing you had about readers from Bratislava.
I lived there for 2 years (when I started reading
your stuff ;)) and go back and forth regularly now,
as my girlfriend is Slovak and still finishing
up school there. I'm sure you have confidentiality policies
about readers, but I'm really curious about your
constituency there. If you could forward my email
to that readership, I'd love to connect with
any like-minded ex-pats in the greater Bratislava area.
Of course, the ambassador is bushy-installed
and he may just be keeping in touch with his opposition.
Thanks man, keep swingin it, yo.
Greg
Soulliere
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Obama backs down on Seal
Excerpt:
The modified Great Seal of America - featuting
the eagle modified with the Obama logo
and "E Pluribus Unum" changed to a Latin translation
of "Yes We Can," debuted last week.
At the time, staffers indicated that it might
be used again at similar presidential-style events.
But today, after it was roundly ridiculed as
more a symbol of the campaign's arrogance than
the campaign itself, staffers said the seal has
seen it's last podium.
"This was a one time thing designed for a one
time use at the Governors meeting,"
said one traveling press aide, who also asked
"is this really worth of this much attention?"
I wish he had stood his ground. He could've answered their
horseshit harrassment in
Latin saying, "Blowme ye cuntus bitchus."
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Subject: shame
I just got home and read the news.
When I read the following I just felt punched
in the stomach, sick,
and truly ashamed (even more than usual) to be
democrat.
"House and Senate leaders have agreed to a
new compromise
surveillance bill that would effectively shield
telecommunications
companies from potentially costly civil lawsuits."
Yes, I'll vote for Obama because I hate the repugs
more than I hate our side;
not because of any sense of pride I have to call
myself a Democrat.
If you can dress Harry and Nancy in something
a more humiliating than a tutu it would be appreciated.
Hell if it's really inappropriate I'll even get
off my cheap ass and send you something - maybe enough
for a bottle of Chinaco Anejo to
drown our sorrows for a day.
Keep fightin' man,
RJ
For a bottle of the good hooch,
I'll see what I can do about those graphics :)
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Marty's
Entertainment Page
always
has good stuff.
Click on the E!
Subject: Hot video of two dudes kissing
Bart, I thought you might be interested in seeing
this hot Heinz ad
featuring a homosexual family and two homos kissing.
OH, it's just a short kiss, but I thought it
was really hot.
This ad is currently running in England, but no
doubt
it can be expected to run in the U.S. soon.
Insane in Christ,
Donald Wildmon, President
American Handjob
Association
Hey Asshole, why don't you get a real job?
Is that all you do every day - watch gay porn and videos of men kissing?
Why would God pick that line of work for a prick like you?
Is that what Jesus would have done - look for gay videos all day
and then send the hottest ones to all the "Christians" on his mailing
list?
Also, I got $100
that says that ad doesn't play in the US this year.
Do you have $100
to bet on your "no doubt" Nancy Grace Guarantee?
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Quotes
"My friends, one hundred and forty-three years
ago today, the great promise of the Emancipation
Proclamation became a reality across America.
Since then, African Americans have made this a
more perfect union with their contributions
in every phase of American life from rap videos to
basketball to crack dens and everywhere in
between. On this important day, my friends, let us take
time to reflect not only on the progress we
have made in our battle for civil rights, but on the
challenges to come - and look for my racist
ass to veto any bill that will help you darkies."
--
John McCain, fund-raising e-mail to white people (I signed up)
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June 26-28, 2008
Charley Young Park in downtown Bixby
Lots of 'Hot for Teacher'
Excerpt:
Here is a loooooong-ass list of the teacher
'sexpidemic' cases WhoreNetDaily has documented
where female teachers have been accused, or convicted,
of assaulting students:
Note from Philip, who sent this in:
It would take a person three days to read
this entire list, what is going on here,
what is the bottom line? how many don't get
caught? is all this something new?
and the number one question ...is it too late
for me to get my ignorant-ass back in school?
Looks like another good reason not to send your kids to a Catholic school.
Between being raped by a priest at the age of 5 or having sex with the
hot teacher at 16,
I'd rather gamble with the public school system. At least
in public school, you're not
dealing with a worldwide child-rape conspiracy run by the dang pope.
"Bart,
do you have to tell everybody?"
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They read it in Paris, Ile-de-France
They read it in Kingfisher, Oklahoma
I believe Kingfisher is an African-American town.
Do you have those in your state, too?
Or is Oklahoma the only state with Black towns?
They read it in Mechelen, Antwerpen, Belgium
They read it in Langley, Virginia (The CIA monitors...)
They read it in Manila, Budapest and Burnley, Lancashire, UK
If you have a business that ships
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Why just sell to America when you can sell to the world?
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Quotes
"Alan Greenspan endorsed the regressive Bush
tax cuts of 2001 that pumped up
the federal deficits and aggravated inequalities.
Alan Greenspan caused the housing
bubble that is now in collapse. Alan Greenspan
ignored the stock market bubble that
subsequently cost investors $6 trillion. Alan
Greenspan endorses John McScrewYou."
-- Kira Link
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Subject: George Carlin
Bart: How about a tequila or two raised on high for Carlin?
Send him on his way with a proper Bartcop salute,
we (the world) were so lucky
to have him, one of the best, I mean THE BEST,
bullshit detectors ever!
Brian
George Carlin WAS a giant who changed comedy forever.
Unlike Russert, nobody had to lie to pay tribute to Carlin.
A shot of Chinaco Anejo to a Mount Rushmore stand-up comedian.
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George Carlin
Link again, no permalink - why do people do that?
Excerpt:
While many of our nation's iconoclasts mellow
with age, Carlin became even harsher.
His last few tours dealt with insidious consumerism,
and the packaging of suicide as
entertainment on cable television. His turn to
a darker humor signified a deepening
mistrust of the world. In his last HBO Special,
he made a special point of telling his
audience that the Bill of Rights are nothing
but privileges, revocable at any time by
the powers that be. It's damned near impossible
to find another lucid commentator
in America who can make such a statement, regardless
of age.
Many years ago, George did a thing about getting 2 slices of bread out
of a loaf,
how you always reach in towards the center to get the best two slices,
leaving the "bad bread" for the rest of the family you claim to love...
All these years later, whenever I get 2 slices of bread I think of him.
Oh, and it goes without saying that the Invisible Cloud Being came from
George.
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade,
their 2004
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2005
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2006
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2007
Halliburton upgrade,
their 2008
Halliburton upgrade
Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
Since oil sells for $130 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $780,000,000
every
day.
No wonder they were so eager to start
a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B
$11.66
billion in profit in 90 days
Gouging
us to the tune of
$129 million
profit per day
Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...
x We lost another 2 soldiers since last issue.
We now have 4,103 dead soldiers.
Do you think Bush understands
that these are real people and not
pawns in his little 'steal-the-oil' game?
Remember...
Exxon
makes $108M - $128M
every day
That's why
Bush
rapedIraq
and killedSaddam!
How do we
know for sure?
Iraq's
oil wells have NO
METERS!
That's 3/4
of $1B that
goes missing
every day!
Where's that money going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
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