With Carl Limbacher and NewsMax.com Staff

                    For the story behind the story...
 

             Wednesday, Dec. 20, 2000 7:04 p.m. EST

              So far, no lies.

             Hillary's Book Set to Open Old Wounds for Foster's Widow

             She's "set to" open these wounds as much as Smirk is "set to"
              drag every black man in America behind a pickup truck.

             Elizabeth "Lisa" Moody, who was widowed in July 1993 when her
             then-husband Vince Foster was found shot to death in a Virginia
             park, may be in for still more heartache in the months to come
             thanks to the $8 million book deal Hillary Clinton signed last
             week to pen a tell-all about her private life.

              So, because Hillary plans to write a book, Newsmax.com claims
              she's  already stabbing her old friend in the back.
              Funny how a ditto-whore can get from "A" to "F" so quickly.

             One of the topics Clinton is expected to deal with in order to
             justify her whopping advance is her relationship with the late
             deputy White House counsel, according to a published report in
             a supermarket weekly with close ties to the administration.

             Reportedly the book will reveal "the depth of Vince Foster's
             obession for Hillary - and the emotional trauma she suffered
             over his suicide," reports this week's National Enquirer.

             Reportedly?
             Reported by whom?
             Is that the way the game is played?
             Dick Cheney is committing sex crimes with Smirk every day, ...reportedly.
             See how easy that is?

             In a comment sure to reopen old wounds for Lisa and Foster's
             three children, a Washington source told the tabloid Hillary is
             expected to "admit her feelings for longtime Clinton friend and
             White House aide Vince Foster, and say that he was in love with
             her. ... She knows he was in love with her."

             "a Washington source."
             Would that be the same source that told me Rush had needed multiple trips
              to the ER to have gerbils removed from his ass?

             "[Foster] gave her strength in the face of Bill's infidelities," the source added.
            "When Vince committed suicide, Hillary was screaming and crying. It was as
              though she'd lost a husband, not just a longtime friend."

             In court, that would raise an objection.
             They don't allow you to just make shit up in court.

             The first lady's decision to cash in now on Foster's memory is particularly cynical,
             since White House spinmeisters have for years invoked concern for the well-being
             of his family to block reporters' questions about his mysterious demise.

             Can you believe that?
             "The first lady's decision to cash in now on Foster's memory is particularly cynical,"
             She's done no such thing.
             You made that shit up!
             First, you fabricated some horseshit out of thin air, then convict her of the "crime."
             Are you related to Jeff Jacoby?

             Through five federal investigations into the 1993 tragedy, administration representatives
             repeatedly warned reporters not to "prolong the suffering of the Foster family."

             Yeah, so?

             In January Clinton bristled when Buffalo, N.Y., talk radio host
             Tom Bauerle asked her about rumors that she and Foster had an affair:

             BAUERLE: Mrs. Clinton, you're going to hate me. You were on
             television last night talking about your relationship with the
             president, Bill Clinton. Have you ever been sexually unfaithful
             to him, and specifically, the stories about you and Vince Foster
             - any truth in them?

             HILLARY: Well, you know, Tom, I do hate you for that. Because,
             you know, those questions - I think - are really out of bounds.
             And everybody who knows me knows the answers to those questions.
             You know, I just ...

             BAUERLE: Is the answer no?

             HILLARY: Well, yes. Of course it's no.

             For weeks afterward, Bauerle took a beating from reporters and
             pundits, who criticized him for going over the line.

             Good - they should've broken his fucking kneecaps.
             A responsible station would've fired his no-manners ass.
 
             But now, with a multimillion-dollar book contract on the line,
             Mrs. Clinton is apparently ready to open up in a way that is
             sure to be painful for Foster's family.

             No, you made that shit up, remember?
             How many times will you convict her of the same non-crime?

             In 1995 Foster's wife remarried, to James Moody, an Arkansas
             judge appointed by President Clinton. As the wedding approached,
             Lisa Moody sat for an interview with The New Yorker magazine,
             where she discussed rumors that her first husband had cheated with Hillary.

             I doubt that.
             More likely, she endured the horseshit question from the New Whoreker reporter.

             In its September 1995 issue, The New Yorker reported:

             "In December of 1993, her first Christmas without Vince, [Lisa]
             was home alone and received a call from her Washington attorney.
             He told her that 'A Current Affair,' a tabloid TV show, was
             about to broadcast a rumor that he knew would upset her -
             allegations by Arkansas state troopers that Vince and Hillary
             Clinton had had an affair.

             "Lisa broke down. She left her house sobbing, and walked three
             blocks to a Catholic seminary, and there she sat beneath a
             statue of the Blessed Mother. 'I cried my eyes out for
             forty-five-minutes,' she recalls. 'I thought, This is more than I can take.'"

             Foster's widow told The New Yorker that she never believed the
             Hillary-Vince rumors were true.

             "One reason I believe there's nothing to it is the way he
             treated me. I mean, I just don't think somebody is a loving
             husband and treats me the way he would treat me if he's having
             an affair, whether it's with Hillary or with anybody else.

             "And the second reason is I don't think Hillary would do it. I
             mean, she's the mother of Chelsea, and there's Bill. The type of
             friendship she and Vince had was not a romantic one."

             What if the Enquirer report turns out to be just a promotion to
             gin up interest in Clinton's book - and the first lady actually
             has no intention of discussing her relationship with Foster?

             Well, look at you!
             You're actually allowing for the possibility that the crime you've already
             convicted Hillary of - twice - doesn't even exist?
             That's might white of you, to quote Trent Lott.       

             If so, the Foster family won't know one way or the other till
             2003, the publication date for Hillary's tell-all.

             How about that!
             A sentence without fabricated horseshit!
             How'd you manage that?

             Until then they can only wait and wonder what Mrs. Clinton is willing
              to say that might embarrass them and shame the memory of the man
              they remember only as a good husband and father.

             You know, you scumbag cock-sucker, there was never any reason at all
             for you to even bring up the subject. There's nothing there. You made that shit up!
             You wonder if Hillary might be preparing to screw the Foster family, then you convict her
              for something that never happened and you ask those mindless monkey-fucks to join you
              in your condemnation of Hillary for some shit you made up.

              This is what passes for journalism in America today:
              Mindless, nonsense and fabricated horseshit.
               How about a good, old-fashioned "fuck you" for
              Carl Limbacher and the newswhore.com staff?
 

              Once again, you've proven that  bartcop.com  is one of the most responsible
              and intelligent sites on the world wide web, you motherless fuck.