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 Quote of the Day "Sarah Palin is Clarence Thomas, completely
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Quotes
"We must regard Sarah Palin as the Carmella
Soprano of the GOP -- an enabling wife
of organized crime, who sees, hears
and speaks no evil of the boys in her old-boy network
for whom she does this ideological
lap dance."
-- Cintra Wilson, Link
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The next election counts.
'Throw the bums out' say the bums
Excerpt:
So the Republicans have decided to run against
themselves. The bums have tiptoed out
the back door and circled around to the front
and started yelling, "Throw the bums out!"
They've been running Washington like a well-oiled
machine, to the point of inviting lobbyists into
the back rooms to write the legislation, and
now they are anti-establishment reformers dedicated
to delivering us from themselves. And Giuliani
is an advocate for small-town America. Bravo.
They can only do this if the Obama camp allows them to do it.
Why can't Obama do a commercial with these graphs?
"America,
would you like to go back to work?"
Seems like listing the facts would do the trick...
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Subject: Obama and the lipstick flap
Your advice in this section is some of the best
I have heard. I wish Obama would make you
an advisor to counter attack Rove. For Obama
to show up un announced at a McCain function
to say "I'm here to call you out" would also
shut McCain up about Obama being too afraid to do
his "town hall" tour.
A simple stunt like that would shoot Obama straight
into the White House.
Scot
Subject: Obama and the lipstick flap
You're doing such a great job.
Time's a wasting and we're doing the Democratic
toilet swirl again.
I can't take it! I'm sick of being dizzy from
the swirl,
all this after one of the biggest highs of my
life!
SHIT!
Maybe the rapture is coming and we need to start
our mass exodus to Alaska! :-)
that was just a joke.
That crazy wingnut of the right scares the hell
out of me.
More than Bush and more than Cheney.
Joann
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Quotes
"Bill Clinton predicted that Barack Obama will
win the presidential race 'pretty handily'."
-- The Whore AP,
Link
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Subject: Obama
Bart, Obama is not fighting back the way he needs
to, but maybe it's not too late.
Maybe he's just waiting for the post-convention
fever to die down before taking the gloves off.
Maybe he has a brilliant counter-attack all planned
out and ready to go any minute now.
But signs so far are not encouraging.
Ace in NY
It's too early to panic, but Panic Day is getting closer.
Subject: Obama
Why do our guys always take the high ground? Why
do they wait until it's the bottom
of the ninth when the other team is up by ten
runs to start trying to get in the game?
Obama should be thirty points ahead.
Phil in Texas
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What is
Palin hiding?
The Enquirer is right more often than "real" newspapers
Excerpt:
The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Sarah's
oldest son, Track, was addicted to OxyContin
for nearly the past two years, snorting it, eating
it, smoking it and even injecting it. And as Track, 19,
heads to Iraq, Sarah and her husband Todd were
powerless to stop his wild antics, detailed in the
new issue of The ENQUIRER, which goes on sale
today.
THE ENQUIRER also has exclusive details about
Track's use of other drugs, including cocaine,
and his involvement in a notorious local vandalism
incident.
"I've partied with him (Track) for years," a source
disclosed. "I've seen him snort cocaine,
snort and smoke OxyContin, drink booze and smoke
weed."
The source also divulged the girls would do anything
for Track and he'd use his local celebrity
status to manipulate other guys "to get them
to steal things he wanted."
"He finally did what a lot of troubled kids here
do," the source divulged. "You join the military."
Plus, there's more dirt on Bristol.
Sure, kids are "off limits," but if Sarah was too busy being governor
to watch her kids,
what'll happen to them once the GOP takes control of their lives?
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Thanks to Bruce Yurgil
Subject: Obama
Back with Kerry, I still had hope that if the
right candidate would win, there would be a chance
of recovering the evil and damage Republicans
did. But by now it is far too late. America is well
over the edge of the cliff and there is no other
future than bankruptcy for you, disappearing off
the map like the former Soviet Union. Republicans
have made quite sure that the economy is
irreparably damaged. They have also stolen all
the money. So just as with Dukakis in 1988
I don't even WANT a Democrat to win. I want the
Republican to win, and have the entire mess
come crashing down on HIS head. Just like Bush
Sr. had a very very awful four year term,
and that was a very fine thing to happen to a
Republican, some decent suffering and misery,
the consequences of their own stupid mistakes.
So, Bart, why don't you join me in rooting for
McCain.
And when people ask, "Don't you want Obama
to win?"
you say, "No, I only wish that on my worst
enemy."
Jitske
Jitske, I find a flaw in the plan:
How ever deep a hole we're in, the digging stops
when we get a Democrat elected.
Sure, it's a mess, but that hole will be much
deeper in 2012.
The farther we go down the wrong road, that's
how far we have to come back
before we can even think about making any progress.
But congrats - you make me seem optimistic :)
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Quotes
"Will Hillary voters buy Palin's extreme antiabortion
stance
that allows no exceptions, not even
for incest or rape?"
-- Dan Payne, Link
Sure they will - if the Democrats fail to make that fact widely known.
Trouble is, some Democrats don't want to win "dirty."
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Mississippi's
Ballot Trick
Where's the senate race on this thing?
Excerpt
Mississippi's governor, Haley Barbour, (Think
Inhofe, but smarter) and its secretary of
state
have come up with a particularly cynical dirty
trick for the November election. Let's call it:
"Where's the Senate race?"
Defying state law, they have decided to hide a
hard-fought race for the United States Senate
at the bottom of the ballot, where they clearly
are hoping some voters will overlook it.
Their proposed design is not only illegal. It
shows a deep contempt for Mississippi's voters.
Mississippi election law clearly states that federal
elections must go at the top of ballots.
Well, it's just like with the bully story yesterday:
They'll continue to cheat until somebody forces them to stop.
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Quotes
"Only Forty percent of voters can name the
three branches of the federal government.
Forty nice percent think the president
has the authority to suspend the Constitution."
-- --Rick Shenkman
Link
Only 49 %?
Haven't they been paying attention?
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Subject: Hang in there, Kid
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Palin's Myth of America
Excerpt:
Sarah Palin has arrived in our midst with the
force of a rocket-propelled grenade. She has boosted
McCain's candidacy and overwhelmed the presidential
process in a way that no VP pick has since
Thomas Eagleton sunk McGovern in 1972.
Something beyond politics is happening here.
We don't really know Palin yet, whether she is
wise or foolhardy, substantive or empty.
Our fascination with her is driven by something
more primal. The Palin surge illuminates
the mythic power of the Republican Party's
message since the advent of Ronald Reagan.
Republicans never pass us a chance to praise Reagan.
Democrats rarely pass up a chance to slur Bill Clinton.
That's the difference.
That's the "mythic power."
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Subject: punching a bully
Excerpt:
I think he's acting like that becuase he may
think there's only 2 ways to handle it (high road and
being another bully ) and in reality there's
as many different ways and outcomes as you can imagine.
Telling a bully to GFY isn't being a bully, it's
being strong enough to stand up to a bully.
Voters love that shit, but someone told
the Democrats voters hate it when you defend yourself.
Democrats play the Surrender Monkey card every
chance they get - why?
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Treehouse Crossword Puzzle 12
This one is Redneck Medical Terms!
Thanks to GK!
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Subject: Re: Bart has become unreadable?
Bart's one of the readable people on the internet.
He supported Hillary because she was the toughest
candidate.
We need tough to fight this mob.
Now he tells Obama to fight harder and kick Republican
ass.
Where's the contradiction?
bittershaman2
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Fool us Twice?
Excerpt:
In 2000, Karl Rove convinced Americans that a
relatively unknown Texas Governor could be a competent President.
In 2008, John McCain's Rove, Steve Schmidt, argues
that an even more obscure Alaska Governor will make a
credible Vice President and likely 45th President.
Are Americans about to be fooled again?
In 2000, Rove ran a Republican presidential campaign
based upon personality rather than issues. His candidate
was affable, able to deliver a simple speech
with conviction, and a born-again Christian. Even though he was the
son of a former President and had a long connection
with national politics, Bush was packaged as an outsider:
someone who could come to Washington, reach across
Party lines, and get America back on track.
He's right.
Voters are so stupid, they'd buy turds if the
GOP would package them with powdered sugar.
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Marty's Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
McCain's
Temper & the Keating Five
by Faun Otter
Excerpt:
Keating asked McCain to pressure bank auditors
not to enforce the law against Lincoln S&L.
McCain told Keating he was uncomfortable strong
arming the nation's financial regulators. Keating
taunted him, "McCain's a wimp." At 1:30, in his
senate office, McCain exploded into fury, "One thing
I'm not is a coward." McCain screamed at Keating
that he hadn't lived in a box for five years to have
his courage questioned. McCain's aides were very
surprised by McCain's tantrum and even Keating
begged him to calm down.
McCain didn't back off.
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Subject: Community organizer
Wasn't Martin Luther King Jr in his prime and
doing his
most important work just a community organizer?
I mean we surely couldn't have a president that
did the same thing
as a guy that got honored with his own holiday
and all now could we?
Oh yeah John McCain didn't want THAT holiday now
did he?
ole zenferret
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then
they got their big Halliburton upgrades
Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
Since oil sells for $125 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $750,000,000
every
day.
No wonder they were so eager to start
a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history
but our
whore media is too busy investigating
if Britney wore panties today.
4,155 brave men and women are gone.
All because of Bush's oil greed
Why are
we there?
Because
Iraq's oil wells have NO
METERS!
Where's all that oil money going?
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