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Quotes
"What's the deal with the Straight Talk Express?
You rail against big government, yet continue
to push cockamamie spending plans that
make a mockery of it. That's why you're losing right now,
Senator McCain. Not because you don't
have the courage of your convictions. But because on
economic matters, you have no convictions."
-- Neil Cavuto (R-FOXNews-Nazi), Link
"Neil Cavuto, McCain is losing because of a
disastrous 8 years of policy decisions
by the Bush administration whom you
supported at every foul turn."
-- Arctic Ghetto, Link
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How Stupid are Texans?
Excerpt:
A new University of Texas poll shows that 23
percent of Texans say Obama is a Muslim.
Obama is a Christian yet just 45 percent of brain-dead
Texans said he was a Protestant.
The Obama-is-a-Muslim confusion is caused by fallacious
Internet rumors and Nazi talk radio.
McCain once had to grab a microphone from a woman
who claimed that Obama was an Arab.
The Texas numbers are unusual because just 5 to
10 percent still believe Obama is a Muslim
- less than half the number of Texans who buy
into the debunked theories.
I guess when it comes to being extra stupid,
they do everything bigger in Texas.
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The Paulson Swindle
Excerpt:
I The swindle of American taxpayers is proceeding
more or less in broad daylight, as the unwitting voters
are preoccupied with the national election. Treasury
Secretary Hank Paulson agreed to invest $125 billion
in the nine largest banks, including $10 billion
for Goldman Sachs, his old firm. But, if you look more closely
at Paulson's transaction, the taxpayers were
taken for a ride--a very expensive ride. They paid $125 billion
for bank stock that a private investor could
purchase for $62.5 billion. That means half of the public's money
was a straight-out gift to Wall Street, for which
taxpayers got nothing in return.
These are dynamite facts that demand immediate
action to halt the bailout deal and correct its giveaway terms.
Stop payment on the Treasury checks before the
bankers can cash them.
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Quotes
"Palin is a nasty and very skilled political
opportunist who is giving as good as she's getting,
smacking Obama, Biden and now McCain (his
staff, anyway) with savage glee. and sse's being
scapegoated in a personal way that seems sadly
familiar for female candidates, in very sexist terms.
It's hard not to notice that a woman is being
blamed and shamed yet again, when the real screw-up
here is McCain himself, who presided over
possibly the worst V.P. pick in modern history."
-- Joan Walsh,
Link
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Norm Coleman: 4th Most Corrupt
Excerpt:
Norm Coleman has sued Al Franken for saying that
Norm Coleman is the 4th most corrupt Senator.
Some could argue that if Norm Coleman is in the
top 4, then Al Franken gave Coleman the benefit of
the doubt by ranking him 4th instead of possibly
higher, like say the 2nd most corrupt Senator or even
3rd most corrupt Senator..
ha ha
Coleman must feel like he's been caught in a tractor's nuts.
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Subject: Too much lipstick - not enough pig
It looks to me like the McCain/Palin ticket has
turned into the
Palin/McCain ticket now that the lipstick has
gone rogue.
Ever since the the Republican ticket was called
"Lipstick on a Pig"
it looks like it's too much lipstick and not
enough pig.
If McCain can't keep Lipstick from going maverick
on him,
how is he going to run America?
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
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How Dumb
is Sarah Palin?
The experts have ways to measure...
Excerpt:
Having devoted over 30 years of my life to the
practice of psychology, I was shocked
to discover the actual extent of Sarah Palin's
diminished intellect, although hardly surprised
she is developmentally challenged. Her 83 full
scale Wechsler I.Q. reported in her Wasilla
High School records was labeled Dull Normal
at
that time and, in fact, 83 was just slightly
above the range labeled Borderline Retarded
(
70-80 I.Q. ). Her SAT scores were also
similarly deficient,thus serving to confirm her
sub-normal I.Q...
Damn, that means she's got 19 points on me...
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Quotes
"David Sedaris framed the choice with this
metaphor: "Can I interest you in the chicken?
Or would you prefer the platter of
shit with bits of broken glass in it?"
I definitely want the chicken."
-- Noreen Malone
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Bart, I'm giving McCain 143 electoral votes
and if he can't win states like AZ and MS,
that might be generous.
--dave, in Ashland, OR
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saw it on whatnowtoons.com
Subject: Waiting to Exhale
Bart,
Since 2000 my political emotion has been one of
deep anger.
Not just over the election, (though it started
there) but everything the Bush administration has done since.
In 2006, when Democrats made big gains in Congress,
I was thrilled. But that didn't last long as Democrats
soon proved not to have the stomach for meaningful
change and/or going up against BushCo.
Now we are nearing the end of eight years of political
hell.
Can it really be we will begin to find our way
out of this morass W created (in his own image)?
Obama's message is a positive one. I am cautiously
optimistic.
I don't trust the Rethugs not to try something.
McCain wants to be president so badly he turned into
something almost unrecognizable, abandoning past
beliefs, the truth, morality, judgment.
But I feel pretty good about things.
I voted early.
I am ready to say "President Obama".
Having to say WTF??? -again- is not an option.
Mary Lou
Mary Lou, I think you speak for 5.5 billion people.
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Marty always has good stuff.
Trying to Decide
Option Two
Now with working link!
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Subject: letter in Lakeland, FL Ledger
Disappearing GOP
I have seen a trend in this election on the part
of many Republican politicians.
I just saw Rep. Adam Putnam's television ad and
nowhere in the ad does it mention that he is a Republican.
Is he ashamed to admit that he is a Republican rubber stamp for George W. Bush?
He has had eight years to work on our energy problems.
Now he claims he has some fabulous plan for energy
independence.
Sorry, Adam, but you had your chance and you chose
to follow the worst president ever
with tax cuts for the rich. Come on, Adam, man
up and admit you are a Republican.
Colby Black
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Dickipedia on the vulgar Pigboy
ha ha
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Vote Early if You Can
You know those sons of bitches will give you broken machines on Election Day.
You know those sons of bitches will say, "You're not on our list - You can't vote."
You know those sons of bitches will make you wait 5 hours to vote - if you're Black
You know those sons of bitches will try to change your 'Obama' vote to 'Fascist Dogs.'
After you vote - check and see if it counted it correctly.
You know those sons of bitches will steal it if you let them
SO DON'T LET THEM.
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Subject: thanks, Dude
Hey Bart:
On this weekend before the election, I just wanted
to thank you for helping to
keep we progressives (nearly) sane during the
last eight horrid years.
You have worked you butt off for your nation and
that's what a true patriot is.
God bless!
Your Pal,
Rob
GO BARACK!!!!!!!!
It was a tough year, but if we de-Bush-bastard
the White House
it will all be OK.
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Quotes
"Just this past week, we saw what Barack Obama
said about judges. He said,
'I'm tired of these judges who want
to follow what the Founding Fathers said and the Constitution.' "
-- Sen Kit Bond (R-Liar) making shit up because
the truth won't do, Link
If there was a God, he might strike you dead for lying, Mr Bond.
I'm sure Obama didn't say he was tired of judges who follow the
Constitution.
You Republicans trashed the Constitution, not us.
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Obama: Vote
for a Clinton Economy
But I thought we were turning the page on... nevermind
Excerpt:
Over the summer Bill Clinton was reported to
be miffed that Obama wasn't talking up the successes
of the Clinton economy as a way of making the
case that Americans are better off when Dems are in power.
If that's true, Bill will be cheered by the speech
Obama gave in Sarasota, Florida.
The average working family is $2,000 dollars
poorer now than when George Bush took office.
When Bill Clinton was president, the average
wages and incomes went up $7,500 dollars.
So I've got an economic plan that is similar
to Bill Clinton's and Senator McCain's got an
economic plan similar to George Bush's. Look
and see what works and what doesn't.
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Subject: that Victoria Jackson quote
Bart --
I was reading that quote LAUGHING because I thought
she was KIDDING!!
Some of the stuff these nutballs are spewing...
I mean SERIOUSLY...
I wasn't confused by the New Yorker cover...
but Victoria Jackson had me...
That was the funniest thing to come out of her
mouth in YEARS...
reminded me of her objection to blond jokes...
What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
She goes home.
Victoria said "Of course she does, what if she
has to get ready to go work or something..."
Rebecca
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The McBush GOP Pumpkin eats its own.
That's Elizabeth
Dole going in now and
check out
the look on Norm Coleman's face...
Subject: Election night pledge
Hey, I want to take the pledge too: $5 for every
red state that turns blue (my favorite color!)
Since I'm pretty math-brain-dead, I'm counting
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But if MsInsane and Bible Spice win, I'm moving
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Keep hammerin'
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He's talking about Ken's
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He's the nuttiest handjob in the senate
Excerpt:
A 26-year-old incident involving Jim Inhofe when
he was Tulsa's mayor has gained renewed interest,
thanks in large part to Inhofe himself.
Inhofe told an Alva newspaper last week that he had threatened
to kill members of the community action group
Acorn who came to his house in 1982.
"Acorn led these Cubans to my house to protest,"
the Alva Review-Courier quotes Inhofe as saying.
"My wife called me frantically saying they were
trying to break in.
"Inhofe said he went home and spoke to the protesters
in Spanish, telling them,
"I have guns in my house. If you're not off my
property in one minute, I'll kill all of you."
Inhofe is running against Andrew Rice this time.
I doubt Rice has a chance - they love religiously-insane handjobs in
Okiehomie
and Inhofe is certainly the premier religious handjob in the senate,
if not the congress.
Had I been running Rice's campaign,. I would've printed what people
say about Inhofe,
that he's Jesse Helms without the manners, that he's Bush without the
brains.
We'd still lose, of course, but these Okie rubes are PROUD of Inhofe.
They can hardly contain themselves over his "greatness."
Of course, he's totally against, "niggers,
beaners and faggots," so he's bulletproof
on election day - but to this day - the hillbilly states wonder why
they're ridiculed.
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Subject: what is a MILF?
Bart, people keep calling Sarah Palin a MILF.
What does that mean?
Murphy
Murphy, it means Moose Injuring Lost Female.
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They read it in Aix-en-Provence, Provence-Alps, somewhere
Milt reads it in Embarrass, Minnesota (In the woods)
They read it in Sofia, Grad Sofiya, Bulgaria
They read it in Louth, Ireland
They read it in Bangkok, Krung Thep, Thailand
Want to sell stuff everywhere?
They have money - their economy isn't run by a religiously-insane moron.
Why sell to America when you can sell to the world?
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Iraq
pumped
3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then
they got their big Halliburton upgrades
Bush is stealing up to 6 million barrels of
oil per day.
Since oil has sold for $125 or more per barrel,
Bush is stealing $750,000,000
every
day.
No wonder they were so eager to start
a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history
but
our whore media is too busy to investigate.
4,188
brave men and women,
will never come home...
...all because of Bush's oil greed
Why are
we there?
Because
Iraq's oil wells have NO
METERS!
Where's all that oil money going?
Subject: No Affirmative Action Republicans
With the polls favoring Obama, Republican politicians
in House and Senate races are trying to make
a unique and interesting argument. They are saying
that people should vote for Republicans because
they are a minority and that there should be
some kind of quota for the number of Republicans elected.
What? Wow! Are you kidding me?
Isn't that affirmative action?
Are Republicans asking for political welfare,
a handout if you will?
Are Republicans claiming they are some sort of
endangered species?
Should the voters bail out the Republican party?
I don't think so.
The way I see it is if a Republican is asking
for an affirmative action voter bailout, are they really Republicans?
Do they have no shame? We already gave Republicans
welfare when Bush came begging the taxpayers for
a trillion dollars for the Wall Street bailout.
I say no way! I say no way!
If a candidate has failed to earn your vote based
on their own record then they don't deserve reelection.
I am a conservative voter who values personal
responsibility. I say - let the political market decide.
No redistribution of political wealth. Republicans
should have to work hard, do their job, and earn our vote,
not get a handout. When we go to vote on Tuesday
we should vote for the person who we think will do
the best job for the country. No welfare for
Republicans!
Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.
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Subject: Donation
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