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Thursday Jan 8, 2009 Vol 2269 - 4th Q Fumble
 Quote of the Day "I believe in three separate but equal
We gotta get rid of this weak and stupid dishrag.
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Today's Tequila Treehouse...
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Quotes
"It reminded me of the dogs being sicced on
children
in Birmingham, Alabama. That’s what
it reminded me of."
-- Bobby Rush, Black
Panther turned Illinois Rep. comparing Reid's refusal
to seat Burris to one of the most violent chapters of the civil rights
movement,
Link
Bobby, you just set a new bar for Democratic stupidity.
Christ, how embarrasing it is sometimes to be a Democrat
Could you have possibly demeaned the civil rights movement any
more?
Gee, the last time it rained, it reminded me of Dresden and Hiroshima.
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Bush Goes Out a Winner
Excerpt:
Pickles Bush was ridiculed when she recently
asserted that history would judge her husband's
presidency a great success. It is easy to laugh
when she claimed that an Iraqi journalist's shoe attack
against Bush was an indication of freedom and
happiness resulting from American occupation.
Muntader al-Zaidi, the shoe assailant, isn't free
at all. He sits in prison with a badly beaten body
but it turns out that Laura Bush was absolutely
right. Bush will leave office with an abysmally low
approval rating of just 27%, but with a long
list of checked off items on his agenda. Bush succeeded
in radically changing nearly every facet of government,
and always with the help of the idiot Democrats.
Even when at his nadir in the polls, Bush managed
to transfer $700 billion dollars into the pockets
of his high-roller banking friends. He has implicated
so many Democrats in torture, the party has
little choice but to give him and themselves
immunity. 'It is hard to see how Bush can be considered
a failure when the so-called opposition aided
him every step of the way.'"
The idiot Democrats did this to themselves.
They didn't even have the brains or the courage to act selfishly -
why?.
To quote the Joker, "Democrats deserve a better class of crooks representing them."
The Democrats let Bush and his 27% approval rating push them around
- why?
They signed onto torture and raping the Constitution - why?
They agreed to help Bush do everything they promised to prevent.
"You were
right all along, Bart! We're cowardly f-ing idiots. "
House re-elects Nancy Pelosi as speaker
Reid re-elected as Majority Leader
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!!!
Pelosi and Reis are worse than worthless.
They are going to work against Obama for all the wrong reasons.
Obama's biggest failure so far is not getting rid of them.
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Dems Screw-up
while Republicans Watch
How did I get in a party of such losers?
Excerpt:
As Democrats cracked on the Burris question,
Republicans mostly watched. And smiled - to themselves.
"More drama," one wrote to me as the Feinstein
news broke. Burris’s appearance was "brilliant stagecraft,
if it was all on purpose," the Republican continued.
"He looked sad and cold, wrapped his coat around
himself at one point. It was evocative of the
1960s, just in color - a black man being turned away."
Why does everyone keep saying that?
He wasn't turned away because he was Black.
He was turned away because Reid is a brainless
douche.
How does Reid being a brainless douche remind
anyone of the sixties?
For much of the day, Republicans, who haven’t
had much to enjoy lately, felt the satisfaction of watching
a mess that was completely someone else’s. "It’s
not our problem," the Republican told me. "We would like
a special election, but we have zero ability
to make it happen." In addition to enjoying seeing Democrats
squirm, Republicans also believe the public is,
at least narrowly, on their side.
Is it too early to start drinking?
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Quotes
"I hope Obama's love affair with bipartisanship
will come to an end very soon. Not because I
don't think it's a good idea to have both
sides working together, but because Conservatives
are incapable of doing just that. They
do not want Obama to succeed because it will weaken
their grip on American politics for years
to come at the expense of average Americans just
trying to get by. It's about ideology for
them and not about the healing that our country is in
desperate need of. I think Obama will soon
feel their un-partisan wrath sooner rather than later
and hopefully it will snap him out of any
thought he had that he could work with Conservatives,
no matter how "centrist" he goes."
-- John Amato, Link
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Subject: Congress and it members do not work for the President
A number of comments by you and others on your
page seem to indicate a belief that Congress and
it's members are supposed to work for the President.
You went so far as to say that if President Obama
appointed Pelosi and Reid to cabinet positions
"Then he could get smart people with courage to run the
House and Senate".
The President does not have the power to choose
the leaders of Congress. This notion is completely
comtrary to the Constitutional reality that Congress
and the office of President are co-equal branches
of the Federal government. And I for one
hope it stays that way.
Pittman
You mean we still have a Constitution?
Who found it?
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Sweet on
Caroline
by Maureen Dowd
Excerpt:
I know Caroline Kennedy. She's smart, cultivated,
serious and unpretentious. The Senate,
shamefully sparse on profiles in courage during
Dick Cheney's reign of terror, would be lucky to get her.
And believe me, she talks a whole lot better than
the former junior senator from New York, Al D'Amato,
who once wailed that he was 'up to my earballs'
in some mess, and another time complained to me that
those 'little Jappies' bring over boats full
of cars and then take the boats back empty."
Anyhow, it isn’t how you say it. It’s what you
say. Hillary Clinton is a great talker, but she never
stood up in the Senate to lead a crusade against
any Republican horror show, from Terri Schiavo
to the Bush administration’s dishonest push to
war.
When they changed the law to make Hillary America's only senator...
Wait, Hillary isn't America's only senator, so why does she always get
singled out?
Because America's whore press can't write a column without sniping at Hillary?
And why does Caroline get a pass?
She keeps saying her life has been about public service, right?
Was she struck dumb when Bush stole power?
Did her pens all run out of ink for eight years?
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Quotes
"The argument has been made that one of the
reasons that the US government assassinated
Martin Luther King Jr. was because of his
speech at Riverside Church in New York, I think it
was Riverside Church, where he came out fully
against the war in southeast Asia and fully
against the policies that were being perpetuated
against the American people in general.
He left his little safe niche of, oh, well,
he's a spokesman for the Negroes, and stepped outside
that and started taking on greater issues
and so the United States government said, well,
it's time to get rid of this guy."
-- Mike Malloy as quoted by "Hawkins" who called the quote "obnoxious."
Link
These days, almost nobody thinks James Earl Ray shot MLK.
I guess Hawkins believes James Earl Ray was guilty,
so he probably thinks Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK
so he probably thinks Sirhan Sirhan killed Bobby.
I guess Hawkins believes everything his government tells
him.
He probably thinks Bush didn't torture, either.
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Subject: Question
Why are you not talking about how 'W' denied the
use of Blair House to the Obama family
when they requested to use it before the inauguration,
even though no one else is using it?
Tampa
I heard about this last night watching Jon Stewart.
Believe it or not, some things get past me.
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Porn industry
seeks federal bailout
Hot naked ladies are no longer in demand?
Excerpt:
Another major American industry is asking for
financial assistance: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt
and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday
they will request that Congress allocate
$5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment
industry.
'The take here is that everyone and their mother
want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,”
said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt.
“The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn
like everyone else and they are going to ask
for the $5 billion."
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Marty's Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Subject: Meeting of the Presidents
Yesterday all of the former Presidents met in
the Oval Office. According to reports
they each talked with Obama in private but refused
to discuss what they said to him.
Here's my guess:
Carter
told of how he achieved peace between Egypt and Israel that has lasted
to this very day.
Daddy
Bush told of how it's best to declare victory and get out ASAP.
The Big
Dog told him how to get stuff done without his new Secretary of State noticing.
Dubya
met privately with Obama for over half an hour.
It took him that long to show him
how to get an outside line.
Spitfire
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Quotes
"Leon Panetta was in the small handful of people
who knew there was a
terrorism problem long before anybody
else had heard of al-Qaeda."
-- Richard Clarke, on Panetta's
qualifications to run the CIA,
Link
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Subject: How can we be angry with Bush if he acted with the Democrats' permission?
But she was LIED too.
I think that has been the answer so far.
Chu
Chu, that's cheating.
Do you hate Hillary so much that you'll cheat to make her look
bad?
If Hillary went along with Bush's torture program she wouldn't
be Sec of State.
If Hillary went along with Bush's FISA crimes she wouldn't have
voted against it.
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W. and the
damage done
Bush inherited a peaceful, prosperous America.
As he exits, we try to assess the devastation.
Excerpt:
The homes of nearly one in four mortgage-holders
are worth less than the mortgage.
Decline in the Dow - 38%
Manufacturing jobs lost since 2000: - 3.78
million
Four million manufacturing jobs lost.
Cost of Bush's Iraq debacle - "You can't get any
lower than $3 trillion."
Bush said Iraq would cost $60 billion.
In reality, it costs us $12 billion per month
Number of detainees who have died in U.S custody:
Nearly 100 have died.
Amnesty International says more than three
dozen were disappeared.
Number of uninsured Americans: 46 million.
Number of Americans of Food Stamps - 30 million,
10% of the United States.
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Subject: Last issue
Bart, you wrote:
> He could make Harry Reid Secretary of Unnecessary
Handjobs
> and make Nancy Pelosi the Secretary of Silly
Shit.
> Then he could get smart people with courage to run the House and Senate.
I agree. I had a similar idea earlier in
the transition for BO to pick LIEberman for something.
Even though the Republican’t governor of CT would
appoint the 2010 loser, it’d be worthwhile.
As you well know, JoeL never voted WITH us on
anything important.
I’ve tried to follow your example and not freak
out too bad on BO’s appointments,
but I hated to see Hillary plucked from the Senate—I
wanted her to take Reid’s job,
carry BO’s water, and build a career for herself
there, like LBJ without the SE Asian adventure.
On another website (horrors!), I recently read
the perfect name for Reid. You’ve probably gotten
some of his “Give ‘em hell” emails, trying to
convince us he’s another Truman. This writer referred
to him as “Give ‘em HEAD” Harry—I laughed so
hard I thought YOU had written it!
Sorry to hear about your recent challenges; I’m
sure you didn’t need them.
Let’s hope Sabutai has a little more magic for
us for tomorrow night, no?
Boomer Sooner!
Eddy, a bartcop.com pillar
Eddy, thanks for that.
We're going to revisit the Sabutai Miracle in this issue.
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Subject: So Sorry About Your Cat! / What We can do for Animals Today
Hi Bart, So sorry about your cat...
That was so sad.
I know how close a family gets to their pets
and how much it hurts.
On that sensitive and emotional note, I hope you
don't mind if I mention the horrible things that are
happening to animals (not just people) around
the country -- thanks to the Bush Depression.
Shelters full, thousands of animals abandoned
in foreclosed homes, left to starve. Poor families
having to give up their pets when they loose
their homes. Apartments won't take them and families
'doubling up' with other families don't have
room.
Please include info on this on Bartcop!
Because tt isn't just poor and middle class people who are
hurting thanks to Bush/Cheney and their corporate
overlords. It continues today: millions in bonuses
and salaries for fat cat corporate executives
who caused this financial bubble. But nothing for the poor,
defenseless animals who support us average people
every day, day in and day out.
Please help us to be more compassionate to our
animals and the environment and not forget them.
In this time of anger, panic, tragedy, remember
the downtrodden animals need our support.
Adding support for animal welfare is a great
way to remember our own animal friends, don't you think?
I thought of this when I saw this story from your
neck of the woods on Raw Story a few weeks ago:
Oklahoma
woman cares for 100 dogs
http://www.news9.com/global/story.asp?s=9563013
This woman lives in a trailer in OK with 100 dogs!
And Compassionate Seeds seem like great people
who need support so they can support dogs and
cats. Could you please add a plug for them and other shelters?
And this: Mortgage
meltdown sends pets to pound
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/11/21/pets.foreclosure/index.html
Hope things go better in the new year for you
and your family.
All the best,
markk
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I Want to Play Poker with Harry Reid
Excerpt:
A seventy-one year old dude who hasn't held office
for 14 years, appointed by a crook,
takes the Senate Majority Leader to the cleaners.
Reid is a red state senator, up for re-election
in 2010 and under pressure from the right, who
is already making noise about appeasing Repugs
who aren't going to be appeased. He's a hazard
to Obama's agenda, which is why leading Senate
Democrats tried to ease him out as Majority Leader
last year.
See: Daschle, Tom.
Burris will be seated. He's not gonna deal.
Why should he?
He's playing poker with Harry Reid.
Well put.
Reid is from Nevada and the only poker moves he's shown so far is how
to fold.
But now that we have a elected leader who doesn't represent BIG
OIL,
that crazy Reid bastard is vowing to keep him in line.
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Zeppelin
without Plant?
Plant's too old to play with these guys
Excerpt:
Jimmy Page's manager today confirmed that Led
Zeppelin are planning to tour and record
a new album with a replacement singer for the
very old Robert Plant.
Plant confirmed in December that he wasn't interested
in a full Led Zeppelin reunion.
He wants to play those songs, but not with the
co-writers of the songs
John Paul Jones has hinted they were willing
to continue with or without Plant.
Good.
Let Plant sing "Going to California" and "If I Were a Carpenter" for
120 people forever.
Meanwhile, Jimmy, John Paul and Jason will be selling out the world's
biggest stadiums.
This reminds me of a funny Zeppelin story.
Back around 1975, somebody, maybe Atlantic Records, threw a big party
and lots of music stars and music industry people were there.
At the time Zeppelin was still building their reputation for mayhem
on the road and Peter Grant,
their manager, spotted Bob Dylan near the punchbowl so he went over
to introduce himself.
"Hi, I'm Peter Grant, Led Zeppelin's manager," said Grant, and
Dylan replied,
"Don't come to me with your f-ing problems."
I find that hysterical.
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Tonight, the Oklahoma Sooners are playing Florida for the National Football
Championship.
I can't think of that without remembering my old friend Dennis "Sabutai"
Clark.
Here is his incredible story - at least excerpts from it - from Bartcop 370 and 373
Subject: Dennis Clark in ICU
Date: Fri, 22 December (2000)
From: sanitee
One of the most dedicated and hard-working Democrats
we have had in Tulsa County
has been Dennis "Sabutai" Clark. He has
volunteered thousands of hours to keep the
Headquarters open, and he was always there with
information about the party and the players.
Unfortunately, Dennis is in the intensive care
unit at St. John's hospital in the last stages of
congestive heart failure. Those of you
who know Dennis personally understand why.
He has fought an overwhelming weight problem
for years, and was never able to get his
weight down to a manageable size. Although
he is only in his mid-40's, (actually, mid
50's)
his heart can no longer carry the burden, and
he is going downhill fast. ICU's will generally
not allow visitors except family, and as I understand
it, he is floating in and out of consciousness.
You might send a note to his mother, Lois.
Dennis lived with her, and this is a terrible
time for her.
Dennis's father passed away 6 or 7 years ago.
Lois Clark
713 N. Maplewood
Tulsa, OK 74115 (Mrs.
Clark passed away years ago)
Keep Dennis in your prayers.
He is a good man and a wonderful friend.
Barbara Santee
Tulsa Democrats
District 1
James Dennis "Sabutai" Clark - 1947-2000
Dennis died today, shortly after midnight.
I've never been the type to have a "best friend," but if I was,
that best friend would be Dennis "Sabutai" Clark.
2009 Sidebar:
The preacher read parts of this at his funeral.
Once you read it, you'll realize how glad I was
that he didn't read all of it.
I had never heard the name "Sabutai" until he bought my old computer
and got online.
Sabutai was one of Genghis Khan's top soldiers.
I met him in 1977.
When you have 23 years of memories, it's hard to know where to
start.
He knew a girl I worked with, and when we met, our taste in politics
and music
were similar so we started hanging out.
He was an extremely intelligent man, his font of knowledge was
immense.
He knew everything.
For almost 20 years, he'd come over on Friday or Saturday nights
and we'd party.
Dennis was a big ol' boy, and he could stay with me, shot for
shot - no easy feat.
He was so funny, he'd get a few drinks in him and start getting
naughty.
I remember things like New Year's Eve, we'd sit around and watch
Dick Clark or
whatever and get shit-faced, we had so much fun just giggling
like schoolkids.
We seemed to get each other's jokes.
If one of us made a reference the other didn't understand, we'd
just stare at each other
until it finally clicked and then the laugh was bigger than ever.
It got to where we'd
intentionally blur the reference to make the punch line harder
to find.
He was so funny, now and then he'd get real serious and we wouldn't
know if he was
kidding or not, and then he'd say his dad used to wear dresses
and that's why he grew up
"funny," and then he'd bust out laughing. We never knew if he
was kidding or not.
We did so many road trips together, I can't remember the first
one.
In 1985, we heard Jimmy Page and his new band "The Firm" was
playing Wichita.
We scored tickets and hopped into Mrs BartCop's touring sedan
and we were off to Kansas.
Page was insane.
He'd called up the devil for a truly inspired performance that
night.
When the concert was over, Dennis didn't say anything, he just
gave me a big hug.
Another time, I think it was 1987, Pink Floyd was playing Dallas.
I planned to get hammered for this earthshaking concert, so Mrs.
BartCop agreed to drive the
sedan back to the cheap-ass hotel. Coming out of the show, I
was loopy, but Dennis always
kept his head, even when he was hammered. Mrs. BartCop hates
driving in the dark, especially
in strange, big cities (Dallas freeways are like a NASCAR race)
so Dennis was helping with
directions. He told her to take some exit, but she couldn't read
the sign so we missed it and
had to turn around and come back. Dennis teased her about being
blind and that really pissed
her off. That following week, Mrs. BC went to the optomitrist
to have her eyes checked,
since she couldn't read the damn sign, and the eye doctor told
her she had glaucoma.
She would've found out sooner or later, but his needling might've
saved her sight.
In 1985, I bought the Hard Rock Island live music club.
Dennis was one of the few people I could trust, so he helped
out a lot.
Once, me and Mrs BartCop took off to Minneapolis and Chicago
to see Robert Plant
and Dennis ran the club for us while we were gone. Go figure,
the day after we left,
the cooler broke, so, as smart as he was, Dennis put a sign on
the door that said,
"Our beer is hot, but you can come in
anyway."
I could've killed him for that.
Now, maybe you know, maybe you don't, but Dennis was a big ol'
boy.
He was bigger than anyone currently in the NFL, for example.
One night, he was tending bar at a slow night at the Rock, and
some guy at
the bar kept looking at Dennis saying, "I'm sure I know
you from somewhere."
(You'll think I'm making this up, but it's true.)
After trading "do you know this guy and that guy" for a half-hour,
the guy slaps his
forehead and says, "Now I remember!
You and me and two other dudes rode a
Volkswagen Beatle to Los Angeles and
back a dozen years ago."
The idea that a sentient human being could share a ride in an
un-airconditioned
VW bug with Dennis for eight days and not remember him is downright
hysterical.
But I saw it unfold with my own eyes.
Koresh, there are so many memories after 23 years.
Right after the Hard Rock closed, if you remember an earlier
rant, I was too broke
to file bankruptcy. Every weekend about that time, Dennis would
drop by with a bottle
of whiskey or vodka so we could get a buzz when we were dead
f-ing broke.
It's weird - there were so many stories.
I can hear him saying, "Tell them this
one, and that one" - there were so many.
More than anyone I ever met, our politics were identical.
I always joked that when I became president, he'd be my Chief
of Staff.
Remember what President Bartlet said?
"Do you have a best friend?
Is he smarter than you?
Do you trust him with your life?
That's your Chief of Staff!"
That was Sabutai.
He was real, real proud of my "success" at bartcop.com.
Every day, he'd send me a couple of e-mails a day with jokes
in them.
One day he asked me why I never used any of his stuff, and I
replied that I thought
what he sent me was just for my eyes. That was the first inkling
I had that someone
would actually consider it an "honor" to have their stuff published
at bartcop.com
For the last 15 years, we called each other "Dude."
Dennis was just as areligious as I am, but he gave more
than any religious
person I know. He also had the best sense of humor I've
ever seen in my life.
Besides politics, two of his big passions were wrestling and Oklahoma
Sooner football.
I know he was looking forward to the football championship game
Wednesday.
Yesterday, I tried to get a message to him in the hospital..
They said he was fading in and out of consciousness, so I called
St Johns and
was trying to get to some nurse who could speak to him when he
was alert.
He has several friends with similar-sounding names, so I asked
the lady who
answered the phone in ICU to tell Dennis that "BartCop" wanted
to know
if he could do anything for him.
The lady said, "Sorry, I'm not allowed to give out his home address."
(Steam coming off my head...)
Jesus Christ, why do I live in Oklahoma?
It took all my restraint to avoid launching on this brainless
idiot.
Hopefully, that wasn't representative of the medical care they
provided.
So, a shot of Chinaco to my old friend, James Dennis "Sabutai" Clark.
Dude, you were an original - no doubt about that.
I'm going to miss you - I know a lot of people will.
PS. Dude, do me one last favor:
I'll watch the big Oklahoma game Wednesday with a shot of Chinaco
standing by.
If you can, try
to cause a Florida State fumble in the
fourth
quarter so OU can win the game, and we'll share
one last toast.
...bye, Dude.
Three issues later - Game Day
Watching the Orange Bowl, waiting for the fourth quarter "Dennis fumble..."
The biggest bitch I have is the biased announcers.
Everything Florida State does is "great,"
even tho they haven't scored a point.
And everything Oklahoma does is "trying
their best against a much better team."
Hey, I'm not kidding myself, Oklahoma could still lose this by
30,
but the announcers are about as "fair and impartial" as FOX News.
Let's hope the officials don't screw up some major call, giving
the championship
to the state of Florida, of all places, if they don't
deserve it.
Orange Bowl Update
After three quarters,
the powerful "Florida State scoring machine" has a goose egg.
...and then ...in the middle of the fourth quarter...
Florida State quarterback Chris Weinke
fumbles as he is tackled during the
fourth quarter of the Orange Bowl.
The fumble set up the only Sooner touchdown,
with OU beating FSU 13-2 for the
championship.
...thanks, Dude.
For the record, I don't believe in any kind of afterlife but I think
Sabutai would've gotten a big kick out of the coincidence.
I asked him to cause a fumble from "the other side" (like that's possible),
and lo and behold that's exactly what happened so I ran with it.
Wouldn't it be cool if, eight years later - tonight - Oklahoma
recovered a
fourth quarter fumble that made them National Champions again?
For it to count, it has to be fumble in the 5-10 minute mark of the
4th Quarter
and the fumble has to be the catalyst that changes the game for a Sooner
win.
If this works, maybe there is something to the afterlife :)
Thanks for the fumble, Dude.
Proof that man and dinosaurs lived together
Worldwide Bartcop
They read it in Anchorage, Alaska (Hi to Tripp and Trigg and Flapjack!)
They read it in Hoorn, Noord-Holland, Netherlands
They read it in Islamabad, Pakistan
They read it in Hayward, CA (Hi to Pauline with the shiny rings!)
They read it in Rosice, Jihomoravsky Kraj, Czech Republic
Want to sell stuff everywhere?
They have money - their economy isn't run by a religiously-insane moron.
Why sell to America when you can sell to the world?
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Subject: Donation
Hi Bart,
I'm kicking in 140.00 for a days worth of care
for your Uncle.
I know a little of what you're going thru.
Sorry to hear about Bartcat. All my four footed
friends
have made me a better human, not perfect, just
betterer.
Jim
Jim, thanks for that.
Who knew that meals and half a dorm room cost $51K
a year?
or send a "love" check to
bartcop.com
PO Box 54466
Tulsa, OK 74155
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