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Weekend-Monday Mar 7-9, 2009 Vol 2300 - Nags and Naysayers
 e
 Quote of the Day "Stop talking about Rush Limbaugh at the White
House!!"
Hey Lindsey - request denied!! ha ha
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In
Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Saw it on vixenstrangely
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Still at 2006 Prices!!
Quotes
"After listening to Rush’s rant against Obama
and the continuing success of these United States,
I had to wonder how he gets himself psyched
for that type of garbage. And then it came to me!
He’s a fan of Shirley Manson and Garbage.
No song better describes Rush’s mindset than Manson’s
I’m Only Happy When it Rains...pour
your misery down on me, poouur your misery down on me eee..."
-- The Litterbox, Link
Note: Rush has used Shirley's "Stupid
Girl" as a
bumper for years so he knows who Garbage
is.
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WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
GOP Fights Back Over Pigboy
Excerpt:
By one measure, Rush Limbaugh is a clear winner
this week: His ratings have nearly doubled
since his feud with the White House burst into
the media limelight.
I don't believe that for one second.
It's just like the lying Washington Whore Post
to spread shit like that.
BTW, Piggy Pigboy says he "owns" 56% of the men?
Really?
You claim 5 million listeners per day.
How does that add up to 56% of all 150 million
American men?
You see?
It's just one Pigboy/WaHoPo lie after another.
But the Obama administration's strategy of trying
to elevate the vulgar Pig to leader of the opposition
has prompted a vigorous counterattack, with a
key Republican senator saying the move is an "outrage"
that "reeks of hypocrisy coming from a president
who campaigned against these very cynical political tactics last fall.
ha ha
Blow it out your ass - we don't care what you're
outraged about, Cornhole!
That letter from Sen. John Cornyn (Asshat) and
some Washington Whore Post drivel by Johnny Boner (R-Ohio),
underscore the GOP's attempt to make Obama pay
a political price for the rhetorical assault on Limbaugh.
Hey, fuck you - we'd like to watch you try.
You sons of bitches attack Democrats either way
so once again - blow it out your Fascist ass!
If your feelings are hurt, you can always join Bush in a suicide pact.
I'm sure the NRA could loan you some slightly used guns.
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The Axil of Drivel
Excerpt:
According to the polls, the percentage who view
Republicans positively is at an all-time low.
Meanwhile, Obama is at an all-time high, and
the Democratic’s rating is near its high.
Why? Because the Republicans have dissolved into
a querulous lot of nags and naysayers without a voice,
a direction or a clue, and we are not amused.
And who has surfaced as their saviors? Bobby Jindal, Michael
Steele and Rush Limbaugh — the axis of drivel.
(Don't forget McCain's swimsuit model)
Let’s start with Jindal, who delivered his response
to Obama’s national address in a kindergarten cadence.
He fumbled his facts and sealed his fate.
As for Steele, the Republicans seem to be suffering
from buyers’ remorse. They apparently didn’t show him the job description.
They wanted a wheeling-and-dealing, Rovian maestro.
Instead, they got a bobbing-and-weaving, camera-loving mouthpiece.
Once Steele and Herr Pigboy got into it, Steele predictably bowed and scraped and repented.
The whole sorry episode reeked of the same cowardice
that the entire party is showing in the face
of this howler, afraid of offending his Limbaugh-tomized
minions of the far, far right.
The Democrats know the Republicans are afraid
to confront and disavow Limbaugh, so they keep poking him,
and he keeps snapping like a rabid dog. This
is a brilliant bit of Machiavellian strategy on the part of the Democrats.
(I didn’t know that they had it in them.)
Dittoes* to that.
I've been after the Dems for YEARS to make the Pigboy and Coulter the
spokesmen for the GOP.
Finally, Carville and Begala got around to giving the clueless Democrats
an idea on how to fight back.
They could've read bartcop.com years ago and
gotten the same information.
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Thanks to David and Chicago Jim for setting that up.
Quotes
"In February, employers cut 651,000 jobs ,
and the unemployment rate
soared to 8.1 percent — the worst
since December 1983..."
-- Think Progress, Link
And who was president in 1983?
Yes, the Reagan Monster was killing the economy
so the super-rich could buy companies for ten cents on the dollar.
That's what Rethug presidents do - they ruin the economy on behalf
of the super-rich.
If the Democrats would just list the facts...
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Subject: Time to educate Ol' Bart
Bart, you wrote:
> Why does someone young and rich throw away their whole career like this?
Well, GEE! I'm not sure so let's look at other instinces of this.
O.J. Simpson butchers wife and her friend
in a jealous fit of rage.
Mike Tyson bites off part of opponents
ear in boxing ring.
Adam "PacMan" Jones is continually involved
in one felony after the next.
And now Chris Brown beats up Rhianna when
he could have just left her..
Notice any similarities yet?
What do these four have in common?
Gee, what could it possibly be?
LOL!
Glad I could help.
Precious Angel Tess
Tess, are you thinking you answered the question?
In a way, I can understand some kid locked in the ghetto with no way
out turning to crime,
but why does a young and famous millionaire throw it all away over
some petty, bullshit argument?
Or was your meaning racial?
Are you saying we shouild expect this from the Black man?
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Private
Prisons Making Big Bucks
No shortage of "guilty Blacks" in America
Excerpt:
While the nation’s economy flounders, business
is booming for The GEO Group Inc., a private prison firm that is
paid millions by the U.S. government to detain
undocumented immigrants and other federal inmates. In the last year
and a half, GEO announced plans to add a total
of at least 3,925 new beds to immigration lockups in five locations.
The Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)
agency and the U.S. Marshals Service, which hire the company,
will fill the beds with inmates awaiting court
and deportation proceedings.
GEO reported impressive quarterly earnings of
$20 million on February 12, 2009, along with an annual income
of $61 million for 2008 – up from $38 million
the year before. But the company’s share value is not the only thing
that’s growing. Behind the financial success
and expansion of the for-profit prison firm, there are increasing charges
of negligence, civil rights violations, abuse
and even death.
You can't have private prisons and the reason is Bart's Law #2.
Any time a person or entity makes a "mistake" that puts extra money
(or power)
in their pocket, expect them to make that "mistake" again
and again and again.
This GEO group gets paid per inmate - so they'll never run out of
inmates.
Some guy is up for parole next week - that means decreased revenue
for GEO - so look for
that inmate to "get in a fight" or something that keeps him generating
money for his Rethug jailers.
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Quotes
"I just hate the image that we give to our
kids that if you're beautiful,
you're beautiful and you don't have
to be smart."
-- Jeff Eldridge on why Sarah
Palin is bad for the GOP,
Link
You know this picture is fake because Sarah doesn't read newspapers.
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Subject: Re: If Clinton had kept his hands off Monica...
Isn't it amazing how we forget and Republicans
take advantage of that?
Have they forgotten all the Ken Starr-Elmer Fudd
like moments pre-Monica?
Don't they remember if they hadn't impeached him
for answering a question in the present tense
that was phrased in the present tense it was
painfully obvious that they were going to use Whitewater,
Travelgate, Socksthecatgate... ANYTHING?
Like Fudd, Starr stuck his penis-shaped gun down every hole and, even with Monica, MISSED.
God save Barack from such outright evil perpetrated
by evil; purely partisan driven a****holes,
and their Lieberman-like enablers... who in a
former life probably helped guide Jews into the ovens.
Ken C
Clinton had to be destroyed because of how successful he was.
If Obama gets us out of this economic mess and fixes health care
and wins some peace in Afghanistan, the Right will go after him even
worse.
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Marty's Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Quotes
"Rush knows what he is doing. The worse conservatives
do, the more important Rush
becomes as leader. The better
conservatives succeed, the more Rush will be sidelined."
-- David From, saying Rush will lead the GOP until somebody stands up to
him, Link
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Subject: Evan Bayh
Bayh is a GOPer who pretends to be a Dem.
I prefer Lugar myself. He was a terrible governor,
but then most hoosier govs are.
I mean Mitch Daniels is the best gov I've voted
for. Sigh.
Indiana politics are awful, and have been for
as long as I can remember,
Pliplup007
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Subject: All hat, no cattle
Bart, please post advertisers for limbaugh.
I am sure you would like to hurt this creep.
Cruet
Hit Limbaugh's
Advertisers
Punish the bastard by hitting his wallet
.
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Subject: Put up or shut up
You and Pickle have a lot of make believe supper hero stuff.
What?
Me and Pickle have supper hero?
The reel or real world wants walt disney and Mary popme.
Mary Popme?
If you wrote that sober, I'd be impressed.
Now my little stunted almost a runt, get tuff,
kick ass.
Randy
Dude, I'll bet you live in Humboldt, CA.
Could you put me up for a few days this summer?
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Saved a child's life? Bad Catholic!
Excerpt:
And Archbishop Cardoso Sobrinho has also made
it clear that he's not saying the little girl is excommunicated!
What kind of a monster do you take him for? Surely,
in this case, God's law doesn't mean what God's law says!
It only means what it says when I say it does,
dummy! I guess it's safe to assume that in Archbishop Sobrinho's
interpretation of Catholic doctrine, presuming
to speak for God is somehow wholly unrelated to the sin of pride.
In case all that's not repugnant enough by itself,
consider one more thing: Archbishop Sobrinho has apparently
made no mention of the girl's stepfather, who's
confessed to raping her. People who helped save a little girl from
physical and emotional suffering, and possibly
death? Bad Catholics! God disapproves! Child rapists, on the other hand?
Well, historically, those have been some of the
most distinguished members of our organization.
Damn, I believe he just slapped the Catholics with a carp.
Of course, they deserve it.
They could decide TODAY to become "the church that no longer rapes children,"
but they haven't quite taken that plunge
Meanwhile, they want to be our moral superiors?
That'll be tough - since we're not raping any kids.
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Subject: Rapethuglicans
Bart, I've always liked the word "Rapethuglican"
when describing these non-so-conservative reactionaries.
If you think about how they really treat women,
what impolite ignoramuses they really are and what a bunch
of gutter dwellers they all are, it just fits.
I always make sure to add emphasis on "RAPE" and
"THUG" for that is the brutal core
within that rotten corpse of that party. It says
it all.:
Dr Baum
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Meditation on the "Media-Financial Complex"
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Subject: Rihanna
# Pulmonary
contusion—a bruise of the lung tissue
# Cerebral
contusion—a bruise of the brain tissue
# Myocardial
contusion—a bruise of the heart muscle
in 2003 by june i was waking up w/ black eyes.
it dont know if it was caused by a lack of rem
or the sensation that i
had been internally PUNCHED in my eye SOCKETS
or a combination.
i had a 'freind' who asked sarcastically: 'what's wrong w/ you?'
i wasn't DOING anything, because i KNEW i had
to 'keep my cool'.
swimming & trying to hold onto a conversation
as the assaults started in full bloom both DAY and night.
["i'm in trouble"- "hold on" "this isn't going away"]
i didnt take photos because i was going thru another
round of tramua and for whatever reason
touching the button on my camera was 'difficult'.
a sensation hard to explain, it even pussed myself,
'it's just a camera button"
disruptive sleep with strong '3d visuals' constant
"woody norris lrad",
[the fiirst real time instance in full volume
starting w/ my trying to cope w/ the visuals whslt lying down.
YELLED into my left ear AS IF froma close distance
[inches] HEY STUPID..
it was the words it was the FACT that know i had
to also
deal w/ constant AUDIO rammering, from the pentagon
[or "nasa"].
there were other factors. [is] anyone else in close vacinity getting beamed , lightly w/o knowing.
which caused me to stay a slight distance from all. [so look the snob]
one's head gets 'wrapped'....
the small 'tricks' i used to get 'grounded'
at the time they made it possible for me to sense
when another 2 day 'fly away' was about to happen
[i would lose forcus as to whom was doing the
assaults, for instance thinkgn the press was in on it,
which in part some do know of this....like the
heritage foundation as small as they are.] the 'tricks'
were to keep my from flaming anyone ONLINE.
life as t was wa life as it was. i never
once thought it was the neighbors.
"they don't even know the md's can grow a finger
back""
fwiw.
period.
K21
K21, it sounds like you've been thru a lot.
Are you OK?
Are you in a safe place now?
I think you wrote that after a few drinks,
but maybe you couldn't write it until you had a few drinks.
I can't get into the boat with you, but I'll help if I can.
What I lack in brains I make up for in reaching dozens of people.
Write back if we can help.
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Wish I could be there.
Del Castillo is playing
Europe in May
so you European Bartcoppers need to check them out.
Subject: Economic Recovery
Bart-
Your blog, like all others and the mainstream
media seem to be forgetting (or ignoring) one major aspect of
our current economic situations. I am 23
years old and a recent college graduate. There are literally millions
of people in my situation. The job market
is so incredible bad right now college graduates can not expect to be
employed professionally.
I have applied for countless retail jobs, custodial
jobs, writing (professional, I was an english major) jobs within
the last six months. NOTHING has come of anything!
This leaves me with a lack of experience that will cause me
to lag behind for years. I will not be
able to start a career and begin my life till this crisis is over.
Frankly the one group that does not seem to be
garnering any attention is the group that has yet to lead the country.
I wonder what we will think when the older generation
wants help? This issue is serious and needs to be considered
because young people everywhere are mad as hell
about it. KEEP HAMMERING BART!!!
John S
I did everything I could to warn the country about
George W. Murderer.
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Still the best advertising bargain on the Net
Banner ads by the day,
by the week,
or by the month
Jonah Goldberg Responds
Um, moron. Get a life. You could also look
at pictures of
my wonderful father and see what a scumbag
you are.
Or you could do some math and realize this
nonsense
makes you look like a buffoon.
Get a life loser.
Sincerely,
Jonah Goldberg
Jonah invites us to do the math?
He was born
in March of 1969, so he was conceived in June of 1968 when LBJ
was still sitting behind that fancy desk in the Oval Office so the
math works out just fine.
Maybe he's saying Lucianne couldn't have gotten preggers from oral sex?
He has a point!
Thanks to Charlie Ray
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Subject: Stem Cell Mania
Bart, I cannot understand the mindset of
these wackos that love life so much they cannot bear to see embryos
used in Stem Cell research to help living, breathing
Americans. Some of these are the same people who love
killing animals for sport and/or do not care
about protecting endangered species.
They have no problem with other people’s kids
being killed and disabled in fraudulent needless, costly wars.
If people have different religious beliefs or
have sexual orientation that the wingnuts do not like or when it comes
to those who wrongly received the death penalty,
then their concern for life reduced to nothing.
Stop all of the above and we may believe they
are serious about their commitment to life.
May Obama keep on honoring his campaign pledges
and making the right wingers heads explode.
Besides, watching them being outraged is fun
– we’ve had 28 years of criminal Repug behavior since Nixon.
Steve in PA
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Army captain
charged with stealing $690,000
He just picked up some taxpayer money that was laying around...
Excerpt:
PORTLAND, Oregon - An Army captain accused of
stealing nearly $700,000 from the U.S. government
while serving in Iraq pleaded not guilty Thursday
to charges including theft of government property and money laundering.
Capt. Michael Dung Nguyen, 28, is accused of stealing
more than $690,000 entrusted to him as the battalion civil affairs
officer in Muqdadiyah, Iraq, between April 2007
and Feb. 24. A federal grand jury indictment alleges Nguyen used some
of the money to buy two new vehicles, along with
computers, electronics and furniture.
I hate a stupid crook.
All he had to do was open a hole-in-the-wall nightclub in Portland.
Then pay top dollar for the best-looking women in Portland to work
there, then serve
top quality free food and hire the best bands he can find and charge
no cover at the door.
No matter how business is (it has to be good, right?) he takes roughly
$10,000 to the bank each day.
After a while, you move to a more expensive place and double the daily
desposits.
Uncle Sam is happy, the IRS is happy, he owns a great business and
he's meeting lots of hot babes.
Oh, and send a note to Bush, thanking him for being the Worst President Ever.
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But nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Now he sits in jail, a crook and a traitor with two felonies after
he gets out of prison.
If he read bartcop.com he'd have a different life.
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Quotes
"Don't be afraid to go out on a limb.
That's where the fruit is."
-- Poker god Doyle Brunson,
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Subject: Mike Malloy
Hey Bart
Mike Malloy's referring to the GOP as 'Rushbots'.
Exactly
Bob in NC
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Message from Randi Rhodes?
Is it me or does drama seem to follow Randi whever she goes?
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Subject: GM is toast
Hey Bart, if you really wanna blow chunks lets talk Vulture Traders.
These rats buy up companies teetering over the
abyss, then buy "default" insurance in the form of Credit Swaps.
Then, rather than keeping things afloat, they
wait for the company to fail, then cash in those lovely bonds.
The payout is so lucrative, there is little (greed
satiating) incentive to restructure.
Jobs?
Let them eat cake.
We're talking about a 680 TRILLION DOLLAR concern.
How can the economy possibly recover with people
like this so invested in failure?
Scott in Soviet Canuckistan
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Subject: Got my Zeppelin DVD
Hi Bart!
Got the Zeppelin dvd....awesome!
rick in wichita
DVD of Led Zeppelin's last show.
If you're a subscriber, I can get you a copy for $37.
(You don't have to subscribe for a full year)
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Check out the toons and stuff
on the Bart Blog!
Worldwide Bartcop
They read it in Az Zagazig, Eqypt where Bush had suspects tortured
They read it in Fouke, Arkansas, where Sasquatch lives
They read it in Soviet Canuckistan
They read it in Key West, Florida - Hey to Cayobo!
They read it in Nuuk, Greenland
Want
to sell stuff everywhere?
Why sell just to America when you can sell to the whole world?
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Subject: Donation
Bart, I appreciate the effort it takes to put
up a page like this often.
Tommy Oak
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Marg
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Yvonne Strahovski
Gabrielle Anwar
(Can we shoot them?)
More Women are voting than Men
Round Three
Winner - Emily Procter
stomping the others, at one point getting eight
consecutive votes.
I would've bet on Eva LaRue - I would've lost.
......
Emily
Procter
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