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Tues-Wed July 7-8, 2009 Vol 2361 - Big Bag of Crazy
 Quote of the Day "We shouldn't be focusing resources on each
other.
Barack, please give that speech to those Blue Dogs.
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Today's Tequila Treehouse...
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Quotes
"Sarah Palin is a coward and a bully.
What kind of politician attacks an ordinary American on the Fourth of July
for speaking her mind? What’s wrong
with her? The First Amendment was designed to protect people like
me
from the likes of people like her. Our
American Revolution got rid of kings. And queens, too. Am I
jacked-up?
You betcha. Sarah Palin, if you have a problem
with me, then sue me. I will not be muzzled!"
-- Shannyn Moore, responding to threats from the GILF,
Link
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It Came
from Wasilla
Vanity Fair rips into McCain's swimsuit model
Excerpt:
Palin is at once the sexiest and the riskiest
brand in the Republican Party. Her appeal to people in the party
(and in the country) who share her convictions
and resentments is profound. The fascination is viral, and global.
What does it say about the nature of modern American
politics that a public official who often seems proud of
what she does not know is not only accepted
but applauded?
Just like Reagan and Der Fuhrer 43 - stupid and damn proud of it.
What does her prominence say about the importance
of having (or lacking) a record of achievement in public life?
Why did so many skilled veterans of the GOP -
long regarded as the more adroit team in presidential politics - keep
loyally working for her election even after they
privately realized she was casual about the truth and totally unfit for
the vice-presidency? Perhaps most painful, how
could John McCain ever have picked a person whose utter shortage
of qualification for her proposed job all but
disqualified him for his?
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Marty's Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Quotes
"The gun is an interesting artifact, and it
tells you that the United States
captured Saddam and disarmed him literally."
-
-- Mark Langdale, pointing to the gun Bush stole from Saddam,
Link
"As of today, 4,321 Americans died so Bush
can have his war trophy.
That pistol is a stain on American History."
-- Briseadh na Firefly,
Link
"I hope Bush puts the gun next to his honorable
discharge.
Oh wait, he doesn't have one..."
-- Bobwurst, Link
"oh man, i just knew that pathetic little twit
made off with that pistol.
remember how he kept it in an alcove just
off the oval office, where he could
mosey over and rub it, and show it off to
his rootin' tootin' minions. who could then
be sure to have their first erection in years....pathetic.
truly and embarrassingly pathetic."
-- Linda, Link
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Subject: Please tell me you were kidding
Bart,
Please say you were joking when you said that
you had to look up epistemology.
Dave
I was being honest.
Why do you suggest that everyone knows that word?
Are you one of those guys who claims to know every word in the dictionary?
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Michael
Jackson is a 'pervert'
by Peter I-don't-need-Black-votes King
"I'm riling up my base..."
Excerpt:
New York Congressman Peter King calls Michael
Jackson a "pedophile'' and tells the media to stop "glorfying'' him.
Sir, he was accused of being a pedophile.
Ronald
Reagan was accused of being a rapist.
According to YOU, that means Reagan really was
a rapist.
King, a Long Island Republican, ('Nuf said) railed against the dead African American.
"He was a pervert, a child molester and a pedophile,''
fumed King. "No one wants to stand up and say,
'We don't need Michael Jackson.' He died. He
had some talent. Fine....There are men and women dying
in Afghanistan every day. Let's give them the
credit they deserve.''
Nobody is taking any credit from the soldiers
that were sent to die in the desert by Bush.
Why don't you call FOX News and tell them to
run profiles of soldiers instead of MJ news.
Oh, that's right - they're only in it for the money.
King, a Republican has expressed interest, in
a New York senate seat in 2010.
He has declared himself a spokesman for nigger-hating
New Yorkers.
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Call the
BartPhone 1-800-530-2979 and leave your
2 minute message or question or joke or impression to be played on
BCR.
If you screw it up, just say it again and I'll edit the bad part out.
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Hitler hears about MJ's death
4 minute hilarious movie - with or without speakers
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Subject: Are You Sure You're Talking About Corn?
Bart,
Sugar Pearl?
Bodacious?
Temptation?
Incredible?
Merit?
Precious Gem?
Sounds like names at the weed buffet at some coffe
shop in Amsterdam!
Brian in Jersey
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Her Lifetime Warranty
How do you put 540,000 miles on a Ford?
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Quotes
"There's one thing Biden and Obama have got
to get under control. And that is quit blaming George Bush.
He inherited an economy that was already beginning
to show real signs of the stress from the breaking of
the technology bubble. George Bush didn’t
go out whining and complaining every day..."
-- Huckabee, getting his facts wrongs, as always,
Link
How did we have a bad economy and a surplus?
Bush said in the summer of 2000 that he'd give "everybody" tax
cuts
because the government had "too much money. Then
he robbed us blind.
"When I took office, our economy was beginning
a recession."
-- Dubya, complaining about the Clinton economy, 8/7/02,
Link
"In terms of the economy, look, I inherited
a recession, I am ending on a recession."
-- Dubya, apparebntly proud that he left Obama a crippled economy, 1/12/09
Link
"*I* wouldn't complain if *I* had been handed
Clinton's economy either, you moron.
Good grief. You really are just plain
stoopid
-- Leftside Annie, Link
"Clinton handed Bush the biggest surplus in
U.S. history.
A simple thank-you would suffice."
-- Perry Logan, Link
"Schmuckabee must be feeling his oats now that
Palin has blown up..."
-- Lungman424, Link
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Still the best advertising bargain on the Net
Banner ads by the day,
by the week,
or by the month
Pass the
Ball for Victory?
by William Rivers Pitt
Excerpt:
What the hell is going on with Republican politics
lately?
One must assume there were very many Republican
strategists greeting the Saturday dawn with arms flung
heavenward screaming, "Why, God, why?". It would
not come as a tremendous surprise if reports surface
next week about a rain of frogs and plague of
locusts striking RNC headquarters.
I mean, seriously. This is getting entirely out
of hand. The Republican Party, its adherents and its advocates
have been running an astonishing gauntlet of
shame, silliness and disgrace for four long years now.
He's right.
The GOP was looking to Ensign, Sanford and Palin to shake things up
in 2012.
Things are so bad for the GOP, some see Romney and Huckabee as their
future.
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Quotes
"We need to spend a little more on illegal
immigrants. Get them the hell out of our damn country
and close the borders down. We can
do it. We’ve got the greatest military in the world and you’re
telling me we can’t close our borders?
- That’s just ridiculous."
-- Joe "the Plumber" Wurzelbacher, at Houston’s July 4th Tea Bag Party,
Link
"He must be one of them "native American" Wurzelbachers."
-- bschmalfeldt, Link
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Why I Hate Michael Jackson
Excerpt:
When the late Michael Jackson changed form into
a panther, that was animal metamorphosis - a pagan, occult practice.
As media announcers fall all over themselves
to praise Jackson (who promoted the dark arts in dance), whose song "Body"
has probably inspired many illegitimate births,
whose female lead in "Thriller" had no problem appearing in the porn mag
"Playboy,"
no one seems to asks who/what was behind the
rise to idol status? Mediumistic-prone spiritism is never mentioned.
Erotic manipulations, lewdness, abdominal-area
gyrations along with step-hop rigidity in a self-hypnotized state spell
vulgarity
- of the worst order. His approach ever-encouraged
a primitiveness that makes people more distant to each other. Underlying
all
was his message to youths: release all inhibitions.
The "fruits" of the above are, to repeat, moral degeneracy into all classes.
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Subject: Great site!!
Er, not so much. Just wanted you to read this, you pathetic, miserable and lonely little boy.
I'm 55, happily married and my Size 11 boot is
lonely for some Monkey ass.
You interested in a leather date?
You're fantasies about "torture" and other delusional
tripe lead to your site stuck on 2004.
Of course, the vile and ugly hatred you showed
for a fallen President of that stature,
regardless of political affiliation was a true
showing of how classless you really are.
It might help if I had a clue what you were talking
about.
What torture "fantasies" are you talking about?
Who is the "fallen" president?
Too bad that you failed miserably in your attempt
to play up the "how dare they compare Kennedy to Reagan",
because everyone knows that Reagan SURPASSED
Kennedy in popularity years ago, so that wasn't a "show"
of some farcical ramblings leading you to believe
this was some sort of conspiracy, but it wasn't.
OK, I'm starting to get a clue.
Are you referencing my disgust with the gelding
Democrats who lined up around the block to call Reagan
"a great president,"
while the Republicans were screaming "that
fucking rapist" at President Clinton?
BTW, Ronald McDonald is popular, too, but I wouldn't want him for a president.
That show of respect, from BOTH sides of the political
aisle, you imbecilic child, was as genuine as you are a delusional,
still living in your Mommy's basement, bedwetter,
and the fact that you received any hits at all on your "website" is amazing.
Yeah, I'm surprised by the hits I get, too and, with Jesus's help, I finally got my bedwetting under control.
I trust this won't find it's way to you, as I'm
sure you're now in some mental institution like a mentally deranged,
Anti-American, uber-liberal communist/socialist/Democrat
Party, who's collective stupidity is proven by not only
your "website", but by their incredible and mind
numbing intellectual dishonesty.
And it's it interesting that if we debated, you'd be getting Kotex enemas for a week.
You see, being an Independent, I want the best candidate period, regardless of their party affiliation
Liar
You're a Rush-loving ditto-monkey.
Reagan could only be the best candidate if he
was running against Bush 43.
...and I'm always willing to read and patronize
any website that is thoughtful and can see
both sides to any issue, as that's the only true
way to get an honest and open discourse
Liar.
If you were what you claim, you wouldn't open
a conversatrion with "you pathetic, miserable
and lonely little boy."
Truth is you'd sell your soul to have my brain
- and my IQ is 64.
The Democrat Party, the current configuration
especially, is hands down the biggest violator of the law of polite debate,
so much so that most HONEST Democrats will admit
as much.
Fucking loser.
Liar.
Today's Democrats are spineless wimps who let the GOP walk all over
them.
You hate current Democrats because "one of
them" leads our country.
You're a racist fuck and you need to find a Luger and do the right thing.
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Quotes
"My favorite thing in the world is to run on
hot, dusty roads. I don't get enough of that in Alaska.
So I was in heaven and there were plenty
of hills so I knew my thighs were going to just throb
and my lungs were going to burn and
that's what I crave.
-- Sarah Palin, explaining
her throbbing thighs,
Link
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Subject: Say what you want about him
The media continues to simplify Michael Jackson,
but the truth is more nuanced.
As many as 78 students at a time have gone to
college on Michael Jackson scholarships:
http://www.heartandsoul.com/heartandsoul/2009/06/michael-jackson-and-the-uncf.html
He uplifted many of his race to the educated
class, through the United Negro College Fund.
Doesn't fit the image does it? Maybe we misjudge
him?
Scott
We live in a country with a whore media.
You can't make ANY money saying good things about
Michael Jackson,
but you can get FILTHY RICH by calling him a
child rapist.
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Quotes
"If Sarah Palin has any desire to do speeches,
to raise money, to earn money,
... if she has any desire for a future
in politics... she has to do it in the lower 48."
-- the vulgar Pigboy,
on Palin's sudden, incoherent resignation, Link
Butt Rush, how can she win if she's known as "Sarah
the Quitter?"
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Subject: new race in Alaska
Did you hear that there is a new race in Alaska
?
Yeah, it's called the "I-quit-arod".
You go halfway from Nome to Anchorage,
then you quit and blame the media.
Carl
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Put your link on our Links Page
All we ask is you put ours on yours.
Quotes
"I have staff in place. I can hit the ground,
if not running, trotting."
-- Senator (He took the oath today) Al Franken (D-MN)
Link
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Subject: Dude I just got to say about Palin
I don't agree with her politically but this stinks of the same sexism that took down Hilary and it sucks.
Racism may be gone but sexism and misogyny are
not.
Kurt S
I wish those with this viewpoint were better able to explain themselves.
She is a woman and she deserves to be attacked in print.
Should I attack her for being Black?
Should I attack her for being four feet tall?
Should I attack her for having a wooden leg?
Should I attack her for her seven divorces?
If I wrote, "As a women, Palin can't be expected to understand politics,"
that would be an attack on all women and you should call me
on it.
And why are you running to Palin's rescue?
Is it because you're a Democrat and you demand that I play fair?
If somebody out there (or Kurt S) can explain themselves more fully,
I'd sure like to hear some reasonable arguments about what I'm not
allowed to say.
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Palin's
Future Prospects
by always wrong Fred Barnes
Excerpt:
Forget about Sarah Palin as our candidate in
2012 and probably ever. Her chances of winning the nomination have been
minimized by her decision to resign. She’s knocked
out one of three legs of the presidential stool and a second one is wobbly.
I say this reluctantly because Palin is the most
exciting Republican figure to emerge in decades. She mesmerizes crowds
in a way that no other Republican leader can
come close to matching. She has what can’t be taught – real charisma.
Are charisma and sex appeal the same thing?
But personal magnetism is only one of the legs,
or underpinnings, for a successful race for the Republican nomination.
The other two are experience in office and enough
knowledge of foreign and domestic issues to talk about them persuasively.
By stepping down, she’s cut her experience short:
it now consists of a meager two and a half years as governor of a
thinly populated state. And, from all appearances,
Palin has made little headway on the issue track.
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Subject: Funny How You Never Hear....
Surprisingly, with all the complaints from the
GOP about Obama and his destroying America,
not once have I heard anyone suggest that if
they don't like it, they should leave.
Such a common refrain during Bush's tenure.
Turk Meister
Texas wants to leave - I suggest we let them.
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