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Quotes
"I’m still too smart to be president."
-- Sen Jim DeMint (R-Rat
bastard) Link
Jim, you have nothing to worry about.
I'll be president before you will.
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Why don't they get that the insurance bastards
pay a bonus for every legitimate claim that's denied?
That's how they make their money.
Jack Johnson
Punched Back
If we could only get Obama to try that
Excerpt:
Last week at a town meeting, Republican Congresswoman
Lynn Jenkins called for a "great white hope" to emerge from
the Republican Party to defeat Barack Obama's
agenda. Let this sink in: in front of a small crowd of rabid supporters,
already in full froth about "death panels," she
called for a "great white hope."
Her examples of "great white hopes" were congressmen
like Eric Cantor and Steve Ryan, both of whom are white.
Later, her spokesperson Mary Geiger may have
made it worse by saying, "There may be some misunderstanding there
when she talked about the great white hope. What
she meant by it is they have a bright future. They're bright lights within
the party." Yes, white is "bright" while Obama
brings the "darkness."
Team Obama, per their usual posture on the nuts
of August, refused to stand up to this racist idiocy.
His spokesperson Bill Burton said, "We obviously
give Congressman Jenkins the benefit of the doubt."
This has become Obama's M.O.: take a right hook
to the face and just smile through your bloodied teeth.
Is Obama going to stand there for the next 40 months and take it without fighting back?
Is Obama going to "nice guy" his way to being the second worst president ever?
When will he learn that "nice" doesn't work against rabid dogs?
Does Obama think losing is noble?
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Subject: Former Presidents and VPs
Bart,
Remember how during President Bush's time in the
White House, any time former President Clinton or VP Gore
said anything negative about the occupant, Republicans
would all went their panties about how it was supposed
protocol for the former President and VP to STFU.
Well, fast forward to today and Darth Cheney has
diarrhea of the mouth when it comes to slamming President Obama
and staff. Funny how you don't hear from
those Republicans anymore, eh? I guess IOKIYAR (It's OK, if you're
a Republican).
RJ nomadic pillar in San Francisco
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Marty's Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Quotes
"I don’t buy this broad brush sweep that a
lot of folks want to do to take situations involving Sanford or Palin
and make it writ large for every Republican
in the country...When Bill Clinton is caught with an intern,
does that impugn every Democrat in
the country?"
-- Michael Tom Steele, pretending the GOP hasn't been hit with wave after
wave of gay sex problems, Link
"Don't Use Sanford and Palin to Paint GOPers
with 'Broad Brush' Don't use Ensign, either...
or DeLay...oh yea, don't use Cheney,
Larry Craig or Scooter Libby, either. Did I miss anyone?"
-- Daniel, Link
What about Mark
Foley?
What about David
Vitter?
What about Ted
Haggard?
"Is it
my fault I enjoy the
taste of meth on a man's penis?"
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Subject: that Beck beatdown in BCR 156
Bart:, are you sending your shows out as audition
tapes?
You should be...
LucyD
I haven't done that.
Maybe some listener will send Sirius/XM a copy?
BCR 156 had an 18 minute Glenn Beck beatdown.
Click Here to listen to the Beck beatdown.
Right Click Here
to download it to a CD and give a copy to that Glenn Beck-loving asshole
you work with
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Subject: Wha?
Bart, you wrote:
> *I* don't know what happened at Chappaquiddick and Naomi Judd, who was in the car at the time, refuses to talk.
Naomi Judd? Wha?
MAG
Marsha, it's a running joke.
Naomi said she "knew" what Clinton did with Monica
so I always say,
"If you were there, why the hell didn't you
DO something about it?"
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Why I Am
Anti-Republican
by Bruce Bartlett, Reagan's Domestic advisor
Excerpt:
I got an e-mail from a prominent Republican asking
why I am so anti-Republican these days.
Since many of my friends ask the same thing I
thought I would share my reply:
I think the party got seriously on the wrong track
during the George W. Bush years, as I explained in my Impostor book.
In my opinion, it no longer bears any resemblance
to the party of Ronald Reagan. I still consider myself to be a Reaganite.
But I don’t see any others anywhere in the GOP
these days, which is why I consider myself to be an independent.
Mindless partisanship has replaced principled
conservatism. What passes for principle in the party these days is
"what can we do to screw the Democrats today."
How else can you explain things like that insane op-ed
Michael Steele had in the Washington Post on
Monday?
I am not alone. When I talk to old timers from
the Reagan years, many express the same concerns I have.
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Missing
Richard Nixon
by Paul Krugman
Excerpt:
Retrospectives on Ted Kennedy’s life mention
his regret that he didn’t accept Nixon’s offer of a bipartisan health
care deal.
The moral some commentators take from that regret
is that today’s health care reformers should do what Mr. Kennedy balked
at doing back then, and reach out to the other
side.
But it’s a bad analogy, because today’s political
scene is nothing like that of the early 1970s.
In fact, surveying current politics, I find myself
missing Richard Nixon.
No, I haven’t lost my mind. Nixon was surely the worst person other than Dick Cheney ever to control the executive branch.
But the Nixon era was a time in which leading
figures in both parties were capable of speaking rationally about policy,
and in which policy decisions weren’t as warped
by corporate cash as they are now. America is a better country in many
ways
than it was 35 years ago, but our political system’s
ability to deal with real problems has been degraded to such an extent
that
I sometimes wonder whether the country is still
governable.
If we could get Obama to join the fight, he might make a difference.
In my mind, September means the summer is over so will Obama come to
work now?
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Subject: How to respond to my Dad
Bart,
I sent my Dad a link from your site.
It was the youtube video about cutting out all
the socialistic programs we now enjoy, i.e. clean water, firemen, policemen,
etc...
His response is below.
He is very conservative, in poor health, and from
Texas. Typical, right?
I want him to understand that HCR is beneficial
to all. Any advice on how to answer?
Keep Swinging,
Danny
Since it's your Dad I went very easy on him :)
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Quotes
I would describe myself as slightly miffed
that he hasn’t been down yet but he says he’s coming down
before the end of the year. And we’re
hospitable people and we certainly will welcome him."
-- Carville, on Obama staying away from New Orleans,
Link
"The president’s heart is there and I know
that."
-- Senator Mary Landrieu, Blue Dog Democrat fighting Obama's health care
fix, Link
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Subject: Crazies?
Bart, JFK was murdered by a guy so far-left he considered communist Russia to be right-wing. (Oswald)
Bobby Kennedy was murdered by a nutcase. Sirhan Sirhan is still a nutcase who considers himself to be a "martyr."
Martin Luther King Jr was murdered by a far-right racist loser.
Reagan was shot by a certified nutcase.
-Ross
I believe your fourth statement to be true.
Are you as well-read on the first three statements as you should be?
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Quotes
"Do you think Democrats are soft on National
Security?"
-- FOX's Chris Wallace, asking Cheney
"tough questions" in his whore interview, Link
"Chris Wallace sounds like a teenage girl interviewing
the Jonas Brothers."
-- Andrew Sullivan,
Link
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Are you on it?
All we ask is you put ours on yours.
Here's hoping we're attacked
Excerpt:
If the Bush administration's policies really
did keep us safe for 7½ years, then it stands to reason that the
Obama's policies
may be endangering us now. Certainly that is
how the public would see it in the event of another terrorist attack.
If that happens, heaven forbid, Obama will be
seen to have failed in the most basic presidential duty, and the Bush administration
will be vindicated. As inconceivable as it may
seem today, the 2012 election may end up turning on national security.
Republicans
would be wise to nominate someone with both toughness
and experience. Under such circumstances, it's hard to think of a better
candidate than Dick Cheney.
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Found: Cure
for the liberal virus
by that piece of shit Pat Boone
Excerpt:
As I remember it, the medical research world
feels there's some virus that infects otherwise healthy cells, and chemically
distorts
or corrupts their DNA. Those cells go on living
in the organ, and reproducing – but now controlled by a different blueprint.
They have become outlaws, renegades and as they
grow they disrupt the functions of the organ, contaminate and ruin it;
and they can eventually spread through the body,
using the bloodstream, and cause death.
There's something fearfully like that going on
in our body politic. A deadly virus has been loosed throughout our system,
and wherever it takes root, it changes the functions
and the structure that gave us the grandest, strongest, freest system
of government.the world has ever known.
I call it liberalism.
OK, so this piece of shit needs to be punished.
Link
to Pat Bonne's punishment
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Subject: Chappaquiddick
Bart,
First, Teddy claimed he had dived back into the
water, but couldn't find the car -- not really surprising considering how
dark it was.
But the coroner claimed that Mary Jo Kopechne
lived about two hours after the crash; if police divers had gotten there
in that time,
they might have been able to save her (the diver
who eventually recovered the body wasn't too sure -- he said that if he
had been
able to get to the girl in 25 minutes, like
he did when the sun was up, he might have been able to save her).
The big problem about Chappaquiddick was not the
crash itself--Teddy was trying to give a couple campaign workers a ride
home,
girls who might have had a problem getting home
otherwise--but that Teddy didn't go to the police until after they found
Mary Jo's body
(and then he went immediately). The circumstances
tended to exonerate him, which is why he got only a two-month sentence,
which was suspended. He had concussion
and shock -- to see how that affects you, watch two episodes of House:
"House's Head"
and "Wilson's Heart." In these, House gets
a concussion, and it takes finding blood on his head to make him realize
something happened.
It takes days for Dr. House to recover enough
to remember who was in the bus with him.
If a TV doctor takes that long, how long will
it take a politician?
Russ
Russ, thanks for that.
That might be the only Chappaquiddick defense I've ever read.
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Who said Glenn Beck was a crazy clown?
Wait, I think that was me...
Fire Near Los Angeles Grows In Triple-Digit Heat
I woke up to 59 degree weather here in Carmel, Oklahoma.
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Quotes
"I guess the other thing that offends the hell
out of me is we had a track record of eight years
of defending the nation against any
further mass casualty attacks from Al Qaeda..."
-- Cheney, proud
that Team Bush froze on 9-11, Link
"After John Wilkes Booth, there were no other
successful assassinations of President Lincoln."
-- Lincoln's Secret
Service detail,
"Cheney thinks it was a sterling success when
it came to national security and counter-terrorism.
Perhaps there's something to this. After all,
except for the catastrophic events of 9/11, and the anthrax attacks
against Americans, and terrorist attacks against
U.S. allies, and the terrorist attacks against U.S. troops in Iraq
and Afghanistan, and Bush's inability to capture
those responsible for 9/11, and waging an unnecessary war that
inspired more terrorists, and the success
terrorists had in exploiting Bush's international unpopularity, the
Bush/Cheney record on counter-terrorism was
awesome. After the previous administration established a record
like that, President Obama didn't ask Cheney
for tips? The nerve."
-- Steve Benen,
Link
"Bush and Cheney sent thousands of America's
bravest halfway around the world to be sacrificed
to the 'terrorism gods' at the rate
of half a dozen per week. Bush/Cheney didn't keep Al Qaeda
from attacking us. They just saved
them the fucking plane fare."
-- Steve T,
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Subject: Don't do it!
Don’t call Gary Bauer a woman!
We women have enough troubles.
Cathy
How about Gary the lizard?
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Quotes
"If they manage to (pass
health care reform) in the next Congress,
I’ll be chairman
Joe Barton of the Energy and Commerce
committee, and we’ll repeal it."
-- Joe Barton,
(R-Asshole) looking forward to taking health care from 45 million people
in 2011, Link
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15 Point 14th Century Action Plan
Excerpt:
McDonnell's newly-discovered 1989 graduate thesis
is quite a revelation that will most assuredly sink the GOP's 2012 bid
for1600 Pennsylvania Ave. There is no shortage
of wolf crying prophets in the GOP party. He is in good company with
political martyrs like Palin striking the hot
chord of damnation for all sinners/voters of 2012, which also coincides
with other
famous predictions for two-thousand and twelve's
apocalypse now prophecy that foretells the end of the world...!!
It makes us wonder at theGOPisDEAD...just how
far to use a pejorative term "bible thumpers" will go to aggressively push
their Christian beliefs upon those of us who
do not share them? Or a better question, just how long before people recognize
this hateful pontification for what it truly
is...tired ass dogmatic and inflexible ideology.
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Subject: They'll always call Teddy "that f-ing murderer"
And yet Pickles Bush, WHOM WE KNOW KILLED SOMEONE WITH HER CAR, never gets talked about.
God, I hate that bitch.
Keep hammering,
Jeff
Democrats refuse to list the facts and that gets them in trouble.
It was an old boyfriend that Pickles killed.
Imagine if Hillary had something that dark in her past...
Democrats praised Pickles constantly for nine years, making Bush
seem more human
because how could such a perfect woman stay married a man who giggles
when he murders?
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Subject: Obama
Bart, you asked:
> When will Obama grab health care by the horms and get something going?
It is Monday evening, Obama's first day back from
vacation.
I just heard on the news that he spent half the
day golfing.
Mike K
Well, that was August and this is September.
If Obama just stands there and lets the bastards
kill health care
it'll probably be the end of bartcop.com
because I won't like it and I'll say so.
He wanted to be president so bad...
Now he's got the job but he doesn't want to come
to work?
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Quotes
"If you in fact freely choose to enroll in
Medicare that's a wonderful gift, it's a charity,
it's something I applaud. But when
they force you in, that's tyranny."
-- Dick Armey, on the tyranny of health care,
Link.
So, according to him, some people walk into a hospital and say,
"I'm
eligible for Medicare but that's
socialism and I want no part of that
so please let me write you a check for my stay here."
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Subject: August stock gains may not hold in September
Bart, here's what we need to do:
1 stop all the R wing lobbyists in washington
2 recall all troops presently on foreign soil
3 prosecute all R wing scum from the widiot mis administration with a hangman's noose
4 cut back drastically on military spending
i think ... if ..... these steps happen
resulting from a 2nd bigger crash,
then maybe we might get our democracy back...
we need to be shocked back to reality....
wouldn't it be great to get these agendas carried
out without a disaster? yes
I hope there is not a real crash soon.
We could all be in real trouble.
Corteg
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Subject: Texas Democrat
Bart, I dont like when talk about my Cowboys or
my Longhorns.
There are plenty of Dems in Texas, but no one
seems to notice.
Full blooded American 1st,
Perry must go - he sucks
I have been reading this website far a long time
and I dont
understand the badmouthing you put on us what
gives?
I root for the Sooners when they are not playing
UT
Tom, Lifelong Democrat from Southeast Texas
OBAMA
OUR BROTHER AGAINST MANY ASSHOLES!!!
Please don't take that personally.
If you said, "Oklahoma is full of racist handjobs,"
I'd
agree with you.
I grew up in St Louis, so I had reason to hate the Cowboys long before
Hollywood Henderson
(the thug who raped the woman in the wheelchair) wiped his shoes on
the Cardinals pennant.
I went to school in Fayettenam so I had reason to hate the Longhorns.
Then I moved to Oklahoma where we chow down on Longhorn beef most years.
But you know who I really blame? The whore announcers.
Even when Dallas is losing 35-0, the asshole announcers still
tell us how great Dallas is.
Every f-ing year, it's "Dallas has a lock on
the Super Bowl."
The annoucers just can't believe how talented Dallas is and
every year, they're
"totally shocked" when Dallas loses
their first playoff game - if they make it that far..
Of course, whore CBS has braindead Troy Acheman shilling for them
ands who is more worthless and boring than Joe Buck?
If I had a dollar every time I yelled, "Hey
asshole, look at the goddamn scoreboard
and tell me what you see," at the
TV, I'd be living in a big-ass house just north of Carmel.
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Quotes
"It's ugly and sad because there were many
of us
who felt the ugliness could be transcended
this time."
-- John Zogby, stupid enough to think the GOP would accept "that nigger"
in the White House, Link
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