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Tues-Wed Nov 3-4, 2009 Vol 2422 - Gone Haitian
Quotes "Obama has a new plan to pay the Taliban to
switch sides and support us.
How long will NBC continue to insist they're not drowning?
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When Rethugs lose insurance... Excerpt:
Holtz-Eakin, 51, is shopping for insurance. And he has a "preexisting condition" that insurance bastards use to deny coverage. Holtz-Eakin said he's been paying about $1,000
a month to extend the private health insurance he received on McCain's
campaign
See how they are?
Then, they're all, "The system is broke."
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Quotes "I guess he is not dead."
Osama is still living because YOU
told the soldiers,
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Subject: Hi Bart Hey Bart, I have received your recent package.
Thanks and keep swinging that hammer!
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GOP's Fine Young Cannibals Excerpt:
ha ha GOP leaders are about to learn the lesson again,
several conservatives warned.
“If you look at other bellwether races, we’re
still going to be on opposing sides,” said Brandon, who pointed to the
Florida
This is getting good - and funny. Yes, run your Glenn Beck clones in every race.
"Can you
hear me?"
ha ha Does it get any better than this?
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Quotes "Obama's favorability rating in the South is
28-67,
Do you trust the polls posted on Kos? I'd trust f-ing Zogby before I'd trust those Kos polls (not a
compliment)
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Subject: Orzo in Baltimore Dear Bart, Orzo in Baltimore wrote in to say, "Obama ran
on an anti-war platform"
You can ask my old Eisenhower Republican Dad.
During the campaign, Obama wanted out of Iraq
so he could concentrate on Afghanistan.
How do you get 50 goat-herding tribes to get along? And if al Qaeda is in Pakistan, who are we fighting in Afghanistan?
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Empirical evidence on global warming Excerpt
Subject: Re: CO2 + Warming = Hoax There's a good piece on the media-matter site
about the Fox News
http://mediamatters.org/research/200907010013 Probably best bit are the comments after it -
remarkably free of name-calling,
Subject: Climate change Bart, you wrote: > Anybody have some empirical evidence for this guy?¨ Jesus himself could present the empirical evidence
and blockheads like him would still not believe it.
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Quotes "We're entitled to it."
You see? That's how greedy oil bastards think. No matter how many military families are destroyed,
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Sarah and Levi's Soap Opera Excerpt:
What? Or perhaps they didn’t. Maybe they saw him just
for what he obviously was, some stupid, minor, local doofus,
Of course, it may not even be Levi who got the
joke. He’s surrounded now by retinues
of handlers and
How far will Sarah Palin ultimately go?
I don’t think at this point it’s quite possible
to say who, in terms of
Who wants to see Levi's junk? Do women want to see it? Do gay men?
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Quotes "Bush used to do it without the cameras."
Liz is definitely her father's daughter. (not a compliment)
Make up whatever lies you want, then depend
on the GOP echo chamber to make them "true."
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Subject: Huffpo redux! And again, this time relating to the special election
in NY 23.
I have no idea what Arianna stands for besides more money and power
and fame for herself.
Then there was last summer... It was fine with me if people preferred Obama to Hillary, but then they
started lying.
They turned into little Ken Starrs, yapping about "Mena airport" and
"Vince Foster"
I had never seen such unwarranted ugliness from our side. I, on the other hand, questioned Obama's lack of experience and willingness
to fight,
...and to make things worse, they STILL lie about the Clintons every
chance they get.
That's a stupid way to treat our only double winner in 60 years.
Subject: Huffpo redux! Bart,
You got that right. Then, a few inches down, you talk about McChrystal's
Tillman Story, with a link to..."wehateclintons", except there is no reference
to "wehateclintons".
Paul, Arianna hates the Clintons like I hate the Bush bastards so I don't trust her. Yes, they often have great articles on Huffpo and we link to them a
lot.
It's like Randi Rhodes, claiming Hillary might have her killed. How can anyone trust Randi after she said such horrendous bullshit?
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Subject: On New Wrinkle in JFK Assassination You should check out "Real Enemies: Conspiracy
Theories and American Democracy, World War I to 9/11"
However, it was just Lee Harvey Oswald all by his lonesome. That's what the evidence shows. Dude, I believe that last statement to be wild and unsupported by the
facts.
The conspiracy theorists that have done America
the greatest harm are the ones who sat in the Oval Office.
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Marty's
has new stuff every day
Marty
always has good stuff.
NY Quotes "Republican Dede Scozzafava, who dropped out
of the race Saturday after right-wing Republican titans
NY Quotes "The GOP is telling every moderate Republican
across the country is that it doesn’t matter if you’ve been
NY Quotes "I have good mentors here. I’m talking about
you, Glenn."
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Subject: Snoop Dogg Bart, you published: > Snoop Dogg has just been hired to do promo
commercials for the NFL pregame show on ESPN.
Butt Pigboy, you did go out and
commit drug crimes.
Check out Bernie's trick on the vulgar Pigboy 96
seconds of audio (safe for work)
Subject: Snoop Dogg But…but…but….he DID commit crimes….he was illegally
taking a “legal drug.”
What a vulgar racist pig……and a doucheapotomis.
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Subject: Kissyface, the Egg Sucking Dog Dear Bart: When I see Joe Lieberman I can't help but to look to see if there is egg yoke or chicken pinfeathers stuck around his mouth. He reminds me of the most despised creature on
the farm, an egg-sucking dog.
Theys were sneaky but they couldn't always wipe
the egg-yoke or the pinfeathers from their muzzle after a trip to the henhouse.
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The Vilification
of Der Pigboy
Excerpt:
You mean the rich, white Republicans who own the NFL? I truly believe that this is brought on by what
I call the Minority Thought Pattern, which is the total disdain
Wait, God only likes white people? I am not minimizing the accomplishments of women,
African-Americans, immigrants, the religious, or anyone else who is part
of America.
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Quotes "We have more to fear from the potential of
(Obama's health care bill)
If that's true, why are soldiers dying overseas?
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Subject: Re: Griese's comment was stupid Bart, As I recall, Griese's comment was that NASCAR
driver Juan Pablo Montoya was not at a publicity event
Did he have some inside information about
where Montoya was? Would it have been better if Griese had
said
In the original story I read, it said, "Montoya,
who's from Columbia..." but certainly his nationality
And let's remember, this hyper-sensitivity started (in my opinion) when
Jimmy The Greek said
Seems to me this is crying "Wolf" where no wolf exists. On the other hand, if Griese's "overt Rethug racism" is known to everyone
but me
Rush, on the other hand, doesn't make accidental racist comments.
That's his special talent.
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World Series Assuming the high-payroll Yankess win, should their victory have an
asterisk behind it?
Last night's game they said Oakland won the World Series in 73, 74 and
75,
Isn't that what Microsoft does? How do you root for a team that's purchased, not built?
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Subject: When I was a kid... ...you could make out actual trees along the ridge
lines of the Sierra Nevada front country from my house which was 40+ miles
away.
Slap him once for me, Bart.
Speaking of trees and tragedy, one-fifth of the Aspen trees in Colorado have been wiped out, due to global warming.
How long before ALL the Aspen trees are gone?
"A tree is prettiest after it's been cut down."
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Obama's New TV show "V" Old people know it's a throwback to an eighties series where the hot alien babe ate rats or cats. This new version coming up tonight on ABC?
The GOP echo chamber will use this as fuel to
say, "Obama is an alien, too, sent here
Who wants to bet that'll be in the news tomorrow?
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Quotes "David Axelrod is getting upset over my claim
that Obama's going to Dover was a photo-op.
Note: There are no pictures of Bush at Dover and cameras
always followed him, everywhere.
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Quotes "It's interesting what former presidents do
when they leave office. Bush is now working as a motivational speaker.
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Subject: U2 2010 The band's live show webcast from the Rose Bowl
in Pasadena last week was a record breaker.
If you missed it - we
posted it on U2.com.
And this week TICKETS GO ON PRESALE for FIVE U2
North American shows in 2010.
My friend Wiseguy says, "I've seen U2 seven
times. Why would I want to see them again?"
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Subject: CO2 + Warming = Hoax WTF? We used to have Fire Season her in Cali (Fall, when it's über-dry, and the winds kick in.) Now Fire Season is all year long, we're
having a record drought,
Top that off, and the odd day we get frost, we get snow - in MALIBU. CO2 is a naturally occurring substance,
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Back in the Saddle It's been a long time, but I finally found someone who wants to fuck with me in court. ha ha It's been a long time - since my last legal tangle - with Sears. Shot of Chinaco to this new victim.
Updates when they happen.
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Big night for TV Obama's "V" starts tonight
- USA Today says it's *** 1/2 stars ABC
If this is true, count on the Democrats
Why are they afraid to list the facts?
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