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Wednesday April 14, 2010 Vol 2507 - Muted bark
Quote of the Day "Children are not puppies."
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Today's Tequila Treehouse...
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Quotes
"Obama's literally saying that if an American
city were gassed or hit with a biological weapon and
millions were dying in the streets
coughing their lungs out, we would not use nuclear weapons to reply?
It is totally absurd. It’s beyond belief
that a president would say that and it shows that Obama might be
the first anti-American president we’ve
ever had."
-- Dick Morris (R-Toe Sucker), Link
Hey Dick, I have a question for you.
On 9-11 we were attacked by 15 Saudis.
Why didn't Monkey Fuhrer glass Saudi Arabia?
It it because he's the first anti-America president?
There are what - twenty nations now with nukes?
Why do you want to start a worldwide nuclear war, Dick?
Obama - Listen to Pigboy
Excerpt:
Dear President Obama,
You have been warned by your Republican friends
that if you dare to pick a Supreme Court nominee
who is anything less than radically right-wing,
that a filibuster will be the result.
But Rush Limbaugh has some advice for you! Sure,
they may be a couple of years old, but I'm sure he
means them just as much today as he did in 2005.
Rush said to tell them to shut the hell up:
"I'm tired of these Democrats acting like they
won the election. Somebody needs to stand up and say,
'When you win the election, you pick the nominees.
Until then, shut up! Just shut up! Just go away!
Bury yourselves in your rat holes and don't
come out until you win an election. When you win an election,
you can put all these socialist wackos, like
Ginsburg and Breyer, on the court, but until then, SHUT UP!' "
I think we all know there is zero chance that Obama will ever tell someone
to shut up.
I've always said I like my president to have a bit oif a temper.
Maybe I'll get my wish in 2016?
Benny the
Rat's cover-up
A timeline of crimes committed by God's man on Earth
Excerpt:
Given the rash of reports about the current pope's
alleged involvement in the cover-up of clerical child abuse
in a number of countries, I thought I'd produce
a timeline for the convenience of anyone studying the matter.
It's no doubt incomplete, but hopefully helpful
to those studying the issue.
March 1977: Ratzinger appointed Archbishop of Munich by Pope Paul VI.
January 1980: Ratzinger chairs the Munich
Diocesan Council meeting where the case of a priest, Peter Hullermann,
accused of sex abuse is discussed. (Hullerman,
31, had plied an 11 year old boy with alcohol and then had the kid blow
him)
The Council decides to refer the priest to counseling.
Oh, that's a great move, Benny!
Nothing like a little counseling when it comes
to sex crimes on kids.
Within weeks Hullerman is reassigned to another
parish. (Ratzinger's man in Munich, Gerhard Gruber, has since assumed
"full responsibility" for this assignment, noting
that there were more than 1,000 priests in the archdiocese and that Ratzinger
entrusted that kind of personnel matter to his
subordinates.)
No, it doesn't work that way.
YOU took responsibility for the position so it's
ON YOU.
(Rev. Hullerman is to be convicted in 1986 of
molesting young boys but is only suspended from the priesthood
recently when this news story breaks.)
November 17, 1981:
OKIE Militia
is coming
It's an entire army of Tim McVeighs
Excerpt:
Frustrated by recent political setbacks, teabagger
leaders and some conservative members of the
Oklahoma Legislature say they would like to create
a new volunteer militia to help defend against
what they believe are improper federal infringements
on state sovereignty.
You toothless handjobs are going to talke on the US military?
Teabagger leaders say they've discussed the idea
with several supportive lawmakers and hope to get
legislation next year to recognize a new volunteer
force. They say the unit would not resemble militia groups
that have been raided for allegedly plotting
attacks on law enforcement officers.
No, and how could they? Ignorant asses
who hate "the govenment" when a Black man runs it?
How could anyone confuse them with other ignorant asses who hate "the govenment"
when a Black man runs it?
"Is it scary? It sure is," said tea party leader
Al Gerhart, who heads an umbrella group of teabagger factions
called the Oklahoma Constitutional Alliance.
"But when do the states stop rolling over for the federal government?"
Thus far, the discussions have been exploratory.
Even the proponents say they don't know how an armed force
would be organized nor how a state-based militia
could block federal mandates. Critics also asserted that the force
could inflame extremism, and that the National
Guard already provides for the state's military needs.
"Have they heard of the Oklahoma City bombing?"
said Joseph Thai, a constitutional law professor at OU.
The state observes the 15th anniversary of the
anti-government attack on Monday. Such actions could
"throw fuel in the fire of radicals," he said.
I have an idea.
Damn up and divert the Red River to where it
no longer splits Texas and Oklahoma and give the
above 64 IQ people a chance to move to saner
states and then both Tejas and Oklahoma can secede
from America and put Robert E Lee on the dollar
bill and legalize slavery and shut the fuck up.
Quotes
"I don’t do nearly as many reports on African-Americans
or their problems, because we don’t want to be
put in a situation where our opinion
is taken out of context, rammed down our throat as Media Matters does.
So unless it’s a big thing, if it’s
an optional thing where I used to do it, I’m not doing it anymore."
-- Bil O'reilly, tired of Media
Matters listing the facts,
Link
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Any design guys/gals out there?
I'm not asking foir a lot of your time - just a bumper sticker.
Can you make it printer-ready for the sticker people?
We should probably do a two-color design - what do you think?
Let's do a contest - thru May 1.
The best sticker art becomes the new flagship for bartcop.com
There's a "valuable" prize for the winner!
I have Photoshop, Bart - Glad to help!
Marty's
has new stuff every day
on her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Grayson
Raises $800K
That's what happens when you list the facts
Excerpt:
Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Hero), the fiery liberal
best known for his insults and punchlines against the Fascist dogs,
has sure been able to parlay his notoriety into
financial support.
The Orlando Sentinel reports that Grayson's campaign
expects to report raising an astonishing $803,000 in the
first quarter of 2010, and that he has $1.5 million
on hand. (Over half appears to have come from a March 27
money-bomb online fundraiser, which took in $470,000.)
Grayson's campaign said that the donations came
from approximately 25,000 individual donors,
with an average contribution of $32.
If other Democrats would list the facts and tell the truth
they'd have a lot more money and that's more power so why don't they?
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Quotes
"A moderator shall ask questions directly of
Ms Palin. For Q&A, the questions are to be collected
from the audience in advance, pre-screened,
and a designated representative shall ask questions
directly to avoid delay time with a
roving microphone in the audience."
-- Ben Smith, who adds, Most
six-figure speakers take some audience questions and pre-screening is unheard
of. Link
But Sarah can't take questions that aren't pre-screened because she's a f-ing moron who can't think.
If she gets the questions in advance, she can pick out the easiest
ones, then ask someone
who's smarter than her (everyone in the counrty but Bush) and
write their answers on her hand.
Seriously, republicans, do we need another super-moron president?
Subject: Why not have "Share" links to Facebook, etc. ?
I don't know how you do it, but lots of folks
would love to post stuff they read here.
Good way to get your name out, no?
Rick from Fullerton CA
Thanks to Deborah H for the Share it Tip
Random thought...
Why doesn't Obama say, "I want to make our taxes the same rate they were under Reagan."
That would be a nice tax increase on the super-rich after Bush gave
them hundred of billions of dollars
and what could the Right do, scream, "That's
socialism?"
Really?
Reagan was a socialist?
It's so f-ing easy but the Dempocrats refuse to do it.
Subject: Palin in Boston
Bart, Mooselini polluted Boston Common today.
Most of the news focused on the teabaggers, but
counterprotestors were there too.
Not one Mass. politician would appear with her
tho the State House is yards away from the common.
Of course, while bitching about the stimulus she
conventiently omitted that Bush made it necessary.
Jane, who now needs to fumigate the Common,
Mining for
information
by that idiot Howard Kurtz
Excerpt:
It's depressingly clear, based on a recent spate
of stories, that mine safety efforts in this country have
become utterly dysfunctional. In a nutshell,
as last week's tragedy in West Virginia made all too obvious,
unsafe mines are allowed to remain in operation,
endangering the lives of those who work within their dark confines.
Isn't this partially on Obama?
When the mines caved in under Bush, we knew it was because he'd look the
other way, getting the
heavy boot of the feds off the throats of those "poor" mining companies,
but what's Obama's excuse?
When Massey failed all those inspections, why didn't the Sec of Interior
(Is that who's in charge?) shut them down?
Do you like to write?
We could use a stock market person.
We could use a sports person.
We could use a "What's new in gadgets" person.
We could probably use a "What's new at Apple" person.
We could also use utility writers - I hear Rob
Blagoevich (whatever)
is about to go on trial for his "crimes."
Anybody care to cover that?
We need more writers.
Sarah Palin is a 'Slogan Machine' Now with working link!
Emarel plays all the instruments and does all the singing!
(Click the blue arrow under MUSIC)
Subject: I got hired!!
Bart, my 4 hour job interview from hell ended
after an hour and forty minutes.
Before I got to Green Bay, the cellphone negotiations
were done
and I went into the headhunter's office to sign
the paperwork.
I start on May 3, after a year of being jobless.
Zomar
Dude, congrats on the great news.
Ain't nothing like a regular paycheck.
Democrat
Wins Florida U.S. House Race
First race since Obamacare was passed - people like it
Excerpt:
Democratic state Sen. Ted Deutch has handily
won the first U.S. House race since Congress passed Obamacare.
Deutch got 62 percent of the vote compared to
36 percent for Rethug reptile Ed Lynch.
The Whore AP called the race about two hours after polls closed.
Deutch had faced Lynch in the special election to replace retiring Democratic U.S. Rep. Robert Wexler.
Lynch sought to make the race a referendum on
the healthcare bill in District 19, where about 40 percent of voters
are senior citizens. But he had a difficult task
— Dems outnumber Rethugs in the South Florida district by more than two-to-one.
Deutch will serve the remaining months of Wexler's
term, then will have to run in November for his own full term.
Del Castillo in Germany
Rick Del
Castillo - bad ax...
Lido
Berlin, DE Thursday Apr 15 10
Die Werkstatt Cologne, DE
Friday Apr 16 10
All you Teotons should go see Del Castillo.
Tell the guitar players that Bart says hey
I hope 'Teutons' isn't an insult.
I remember it from Blazing Saddles.
Wilding w/ GOP credit card
Excerpt:
She was a 25-year-old junior staffer when the
Florida Republican Party gave her an American Express card.
Over the next 2½ years, nearly $1.3 million
in charges wound up on Melanie Phister's AmEx — $40,000 at a London hotel,
and nearly $20,000 in plane tickets for indicted
former House Speaker Ray Sansom, his wife and kids, for starters. Statements
show thousands spent on jewelry, sporting goods
and in one case $15,000 for what's listed as a month-long stay at a posh
Miami Beach hotel, but which the party says was
a forfeited deposit.
The credit card records offer the latest behind-the-scenes
look at extravagant and free-wheeling spending
by the party touting fiscal restraint. Not only
did certain elite legislative leaders have their own party credit cards
to spend donors' money with little oversight,
but Phister's records show these leaders also liberally used an
underling's card — without her knowledge, she
says.
These stories from
Quotes
"Since leaving office, Palin has brought in
at least 100 times her old salary – more than $12 million -- through
television and book deals and a heavy
schedule of speaking appearances worth five and six figures. That estimate
is based on publicly available records
and news accounts. The actual number is probably much higher,
but is hard to quantify because Palin
does not publicize her earnings."
-- Matthew Mosk,
Link
And her dim-witted followers think she quit "to make a diiference."
Subject: how can you tell if you're in a gay bar?
Don't Click
if nudity offends you
Quotes
"If I said what Eldrick said on the air, I
would be fired. Someone dismissed it as him having
a camera in his face. Well, guess
what? Phil Mickelson had a camera in his face all week
and did you even hear him come close
to approaching that? He didn’t hit every shot the way
he wanted. Have you ever heard Arnold
Palmer or Jack Nicklaus use that kind of language?
-- CBS Golf announcer Jim Nantz, on Tiger's childish temper tantrums,
Link
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Subject: Cindy P - thanks for moving suggestions
Bart.....thank you so much for printing my email
inquiry about moving out of the good ole USofA.
I checked out most of the suggestions, China
and Mexico are out......been to both places,
but I would not even think of moving there......Australia
and NZ would be ideal, but I am told
you have to have a crap load of money to move
there
Ecuador looks really good, and so does Panama......the
most helpful site was International Living.
So, if all goes well, 2012 looks like my move
date......I do not know what I will do since I will not teach.
but I will find something to keep me busy.....
Keep hammering away at the wing nuts.....I also
hope you and your readers will continue to follow
how the Republican FL legislature is trying to
takeover the schools here and privatize them......it's a disgrace
Again, thanks so much to you and your readers......
Cindi P
AKA "Let's fuck with Fred Phelps"
Topeka, KS May 1
Each year brings hundreds of people. The crowd is an extremely diverse
mix of race, gender, sexual orientation,
religious (and non-religious) affilliation, and political viewpoint
that drew national media attention.
As we stress the use of peaceful and lawful demonstration, we are
able to hold a meaningful event
without any negative incident. In fact, the March tends to be as
much about fun and friendship as it is about the WBC.
One might even call the MFM "family friendly."
Sally's Idol Review
Quotes
"I think it's safe to say Obama won't consider
the Democratic base
when he makes his decision about the
Supreme Court."
-- Joe Sudbay Link
I agree and that pissses me of and it should piss you off, too.
Subject: Nuclear Security Summit makes our World a Safer Place
Today's nuclear security summit is a big step
towards making the world a safer place for humanity.
President Obama is earning his Nobel Peace Prize
retroactively as he brings the world together under
the common realization that the only way to win
a nuclear war is to never have one. There is a Bible quote,
"They will beat their swords into plowshares
and their spears into pruning hooks.
Nation will not take up sword against nation,
nor will they train for war anymore."
In this modern age we are smashing the atoms of
plutonium
into electricity to bring the light of peace
and prosperity to the world.
Marc Perkel
My blog: http://marc.perkel.com
Founder of the Church of Reality
http://www.churchofreality.org
Reality changed my life. It can change your life
too.
Buzzcook's Idol Review
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Quotes
"Well, according to the Pentagon, Al Qaeda
is in financial ruin.
You know why they're broke? Health
insurance premiums."
-- Jay Leno, the least funny millionaire comic in America,
Tally's Idol Review
ha ha
Make them stop!
Roger Waters - New Wall Tour
Excerpt:
Former Pink Floyd frontman Roger Waters is taking
"The Wall" on the road this fall for a historic 36-date
North American tour starting September 15 in
Toronto. The trek will wrap December 13 in Anaheim, Calif.
The 1979 concept album has been performed only
31 times in concert -- by Pink Floyd in a handful of cities
in 1980-81, and by Waters with an all-star cast
in July 1990 to commemorate the fall of the Berlin Wall the year before.
Waters, who played Pink Floyd's other opus "The
Dark Side of the Moon" in its entirety during a 2007-08 trek,
will reportedly take "The Wall" to Europe in
2011, but no dates have yet been announced.
The tour will feature a 240-foot-wide and 35-foot-tall
wall constructed and torn down as the show progresses.
Other props and special effects are expected
to be part of the show.
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Subject: Donation
Bart, I will donate up to $1,000 to match donations
made to you
between now and Tax Day, April
15th.
Sally who got a refund
Sally, that's very nice of you.
Subject: Donation
Hey Bart!
Tiger never said the magic words, no wonder the
press keeps hounding him!
All he had to say was "I did it because of
Bill Clinton's cock!" Presto!
It's the guaranteed get out of trouble for whoring
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