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Wednesday, April 28, 2010 Vol 2516 - Semi-Precious
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Quotes
"If God is with us, who can possibly stand
against us? The answer is no one."
-- Glenn Beck, explaining how the GOP lost the last
two elections, Link
How Harry
Got His Groove Back
Reid Plays Hardball With The GOP...Finally
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Marty always has good stuff.
Where are
the prosecutors?
Eliot Spitzer wonders about Obama by Joe Conason
Subject: going to see Jeff Beck
He played here (LA) about a month or 6 weeks ago
and I didn't get to see him.
I did see him live about 10 years ago though.
Hey, I love your site, by the way. I usually
check it every day. For years now.
And I tell everybody here at NASA who has a brain
about it. Keep up the good work.
Oh, and I've met Stephanie Miller twice. She's really cool and really hot!
Hope the concert was killer; I know it had to
have been.
Mark
I plan to write my concert review after I get
today's page up.
Thanks for writing, and a shout-out to all you
rocket-scientist JPL dudes.
Quotes
"Barack Obama is God's punishment on us..."
-- Texas state Rep. Leo Berman
(R-Tyler), speaking at a Teabagger rally, Link
Good point - what could possibly be worse than "a nigger
in the White House?"
The GOP won WWII?
Saw it on mariopiperni dot com
Thanks to Leo
Quotes
"She was in 'Finding Nemo' and she played a
character who couldn't remember anything
that happened more than a year ago,
so I figured maybe she was a teabagger."
-- Alan Grayson, seemingly attacking
Ellen Degeneres, Link
What am I mssing? (besides the obvious)
Why did Grayson semi-call Ellen a Teabagger?
Did Ellen pull "a Rosie" on Obama?
Since I own guns, I'm not usually with the Brady Campaign
but this gun show loophole is a joke and it needs to be plugged.
Last time I went to a gun show, maybe 2005 (back issues)
they couldn't clear me in time to buy a "Gun show" gun,
but they said I could buy one of the gun salesman's "personal" guns.
That's completely crazy.
We sure do!
In today's GOP if there's one thing they're
short on it's racist, crooked sons of bitches.
Hayworth: 'Birther bill' not enough
BTW, Democrats in Oklahoma would like to thank the racist teabaggers
in Arizona.
If you guys keep this shit up, Oklahoma will no longer be the
most backwards state.
Subject: Tequila inquiry
Bart, I hope all's well at the Mansion.
Things are going so well, I told the entire staff
they could have the day off
as soon as they were finished polishing the waxing
the Gulfstream.
I thought I'd mention to you that I've been picking
up a 100% agave "plata" tequila by the name of Lunazul.
It's origin is Jalisco, it has stupid language
on the bottle about wolves, and it's damned respectable, especially at
$18/bottle.
It's no Anejo, and certainly no Chinaco,
but for a good handmade margarita (buy Mrs. Bart a bottle of agave syrup
next time you decide to squeeze limes and make
her one from scratch- she'll adore you more for it) or even a shot
on a bright, warm day, it's pretty tasty.
For something as raw as a "white" tequila, it's
MILES ahead of that Mexican Gasoline in the Cuervo bottle,
and even has a bouquet that speaks of some fruit
and flowers. No kidding.
Cheers!
Bob at The
Horn
True, if you're making margaritas, it's wasteful to use 100% pure agave
so you're doing the right thing.
Mrs Bart has recently become a fan of agave syrup for her margaritas.
If you feel that drugs
or alcohol are a problem for you,
Drug
Rehab is a solution to get your life back on track.
Subject: Arizona's Birther Law
Bart, I think it's clear why they passed that
law.
The next time Obama shows up in Phoenix, Sheriff
Joe can demand to see his papers.
Since the birthers don't think he has any, that'll
prove he's not the legal president
and they can install Sarah Palin and El Chupacabra
in a bloodless coup.
Harassing Mexicans is just a bonus.
Jeff
http://jeffcrook.blogspot.com
Quotes
'Let's take Rep. Betty Sutton (D-Ohio) out
of the House and send her back to the kitchen.'
-- GOP sexist dog mailer, suggesting
women belong in one of two rooms,
Link
Subject: bumper sticker
hi bart
hope this finds you well..
scott
Scott is a longtime pillar/advertiser from www.sendatee.net
Buy a shirt from Scott!!
Pickles
admits killing boyfriend
General Motors, "small" stop sign, among her excuses
What's next, Bush admitting his cocaine bust?
Subject: more on Arizona
Subject: AZ Law glitch
Bart,
I haven't seen you mention yet the huge glitch
in the AZ Immigration Law.
The part that says if a citizen thinks that the
cops are moving too slow, or that there are still
brown folks who don't have their birth certificates
and passports stapled to their head,
that the citizen can then file a complaint against
the cops and state.
The state has to pay for the lawyer and associated
fees, AND, AND has to pay a fine of $1,000.00 per day
until the case comes to trial. According
the reports I've read, most cases take about a year to get to trial.
So, I think that you and Mrs. Bart should move
to AZ, file a complaint that Sheriff Joe
ain't arrestin' em fast enough and puttin' em
in pink jail clothes.
And then there you are, you're pulling down a
fast $365,000 per annum.
Yer welcome, keep the change.
Eric X
Eric, thanks.
I've already called the movers.
Graphic by Ricardo in Mexico City
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See who they raped lately.
Weird Picture of the Day
I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.
Subject: Re: Mark Halperin
Right, Mark Halperin is a lying dick, and he's
also a Bush-loving bonehead.
Keep in mind this is a guy who idolizes Karl
Rove, seriously thinks he's a genius, and likes the effect
he's had on American politics. Here's a quote
from "The Karl Rove Crush," Media Matters, Nov. 2006:
"And then there's the new, endlessly worshipful
book, The Way
to Win, by ABC News' Mark Halperin
and The Washington Post's John Harris. (Talk
about a bad time for a Rove-is-a-genius book to hit stores.)
The tome stresses again and again that Rove is
much more than a mere hired political gun, he's a thoughtful policy wonk.
(He reads policy books! He attends policy conferences!)
Halperin and Harris do everything in their power to prop Rove
up as a wise man obsessed with "ideas" and desperate
to implement thoughtful policy. Unfortunately, that loving portrait
completely contradicts previous reports from
inside the West Wing about how the Bush White House is almost uniformly
devoid of serious domestic policy debate. ..."
Link
-- Eric Boehlert,
And his track record? Judge it by this idiot
Halperin quote from June 22, 2006:
"If I were them [Democrats], I'd be scared
to death about November's elections."
(Well, yeah, if you're scared of winning big.)
Halperin is one of the worst Republican ass-kissers
in the Beltway media;
he's now trying to pass himself off as a 'real
journalist' but he's still a solid stooge for the GOP.
Hammer on,
Rick Janes
Rick is our Senior
Toonsmith at the BartBlog.
he does those great Superman comic book toons.
Quotes
"Shouldn't the tea party crowd be having a
cow over this new Arizona law?
Doesn't that sound like big government
tyranny to them?"
--B H
Link
"The tea baggers are fine with this law because
it impacts brown people."
--bdop4
Link
Can there be any clearer proof that teabagger
= racist?
Just think - if the cops could pull over WHITE PEOPLE because
they looked white...
Subject: Jeff Beck
As Mark Volman (The Turtles, Flo & Eddie, Zappa) once said...
Well, there are a lot of reasons why I’d drag
a girl such as yourself back to this plastic hotel room … and rip you off
for spare change to run a …to run a vibrating
machine attached to this queen-size, bulk-purchase, kapok-infested,
do-not-remove-tag-under-penalty-of-law type bed
and, and make you take off all your little clothes … until you are
nearly stark raving nude. ( save for your chrome-with-heavy-duty-leather-thong
Peace Medallion) and make you
assume a series of marginally erotic poses involving
a plastic chair and an old guitar strap while I did a wee-wee in
your hair … and beat you with a pair of tennis
shoes I got from Jeff Beck… Link
Uncle Ernie, LA journalist
I get that, but the guy making demands has a gun
and Arizonians want him to USE it (If the guy pulled over is Brown).
Subject: health care and chickens
Bart, when I go to the doctor, do I pay with a
live chicken,
or will a two-piece meal from Popeye's suffice??
texrank
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Dixie flag speaks for GOP
Subject: How bad is Arizona?
Barister Bart,
I have lived in the Grand Canyon State (a.k.a.
Arizonaee) for over 30 years now. It's bad, really bad,
Who'd a thought that there would be 100 day labor's
out side of Home Despot every day?
Who'd a thought that I would nearly get mugged
every time I go the the grocery store?
After all there is a two wire barbed wire fence
in places along the Mexico border…in a few places.
Heck I could hop scotch to and frow across the
border back and forth for miles…
but then again who'd a thought you could do that?
Stellar Job!
John E. P.
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Subject: our Arizona problem
Bart,
Maybe somebody should ask the commissioner of
Major League Baseball
if everyone in the National League is a legal
American resident.
There's a huge number of Latinos on all teams.
David L
I read about that - amazingly, MLB teams are only
about 12-15% Black now.
The Latin players took the Black man's jobs away.
Subject: Rainy Day
This is why Crooks and Liars is my second favorite
website, right after Bartcop.com.
Not only do they report on the republican crooks
and the lying media whores who prop them up,
but they always post great music new and old.
Tuesday they had a piece about Mike Finnigan,
who played the organ on Jimi's Rainy Day, Dream Away track.
I love both parts of this song. I wish someone
would mash the two parts together just to hear it straight through.
It's great hearing him and Buddy Miles talk about
recording it. Click here and scroll down to the video.
For more music, check the link for the Late Night
Music Club at C & L....
I happen to have that same organ rusting away in my garage.
My aunt was a church organist and she had a Hammond
C-3 in her living room, along with a baby grand piano.
I spent my teen years playing Rascals songs on
this baby. When she passed away the rest of the family took all
the diamonds and pearls and I took the organ.
The one in the video is a B-3.
The C-3 was the same organ but the speaker was
in the base of the unit. B-3's use a Leslie cabinet and
have an open bottom. I also have the full bass
foot pedal unit. I can barely use both hands on it but my Aunt
had the whole groove down, both hands and both
feet till the saints came a'marchin' in.
If anyone knows a keyboardist who would be interested
in the unit, let me know. It belongs in a band.
Rude Rich
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Arizona Quotes
"They're looking for people acting suspiciously,
like gardening or burping white people's babies."
-- Wyatt Cenac, on the Daily Show,
Link
"Show me your papers? It's the same thing
free black people had to do in 1863.
Lord knows that didn't leave any residual
anger."
-- Jon Stewart, Link
"I do not want the police pulling people over
because you look like you should be pulled over."
-- Tom Tancredo, swear to Koresh,
Link
"Holy shit. He thinks you've gone too far Arizona?
Tom Tancredo? The man Mexican parents
tell their kids about to get them to
eat their vegetables, he thinks you've gone too far..."
-- Jon Stewart,
Link
Subject: Republicans side with the banks
It's going to be interesting to see how the Tea
Party crowd responds to the Republicans blocking
the Democrats from stopping bank bailouts and
fixing the problems that led to the collapse of the
economy and the high unemployment and deficits.
Supposedly the Tea Party are "independent" and
are interested in issues. But when the Democrats
give them what they want and the Republicans
block it, will they support the Democrats?
I don't see the Republicans gaining seats this year when they are against everything that the people want.
Marc Perkel
My blog: http://marc.perkel.com
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Subject: Donation
Bart, I missed out on Sally's matching funds,
and I can't swin
with the big fish by any means but my tax return
is back so I will
match smaller donations, $25 or less, up to a
maximum of $400.
You made me smile in some dark days.
I owe you something for that,
Steve B
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