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Weekend-Monday, May 8-10, 2010 Vol 2523 - Dusty Muffins
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Quotes
"Paul Kantner of Jefferson Airplane once remarked,
"San Francisco is 49 square miles surrounded by reality."
When I first heard that San Francisco
was boycotting Arizona over my legislation, this description seemed fitting."
-- AZ State Senator Russell Pearce,
author of SB1070, so proud to be a bigot, Link
Hey Russell, why do you allow gays in your state?
Bob Bennett
run out of politics
Utah Senator not Nazi enough for today's GOP
Subject: Neo-Slavery
I think that this was actually the most despicable
time in American history. In the South, if you were convicted of
a major felony (10 years+ in prison), you were
sent to prison, whether you were white or black. If you were convicted
of vagrancy (whites never were), you were given
a couple of years in jail. Then the county officials would sell your
services to the local farmers, loggers, miners,
etc. for a fee paid to the officials.
Of the vagrants sold into the neo-slavery in one
state (I think Louisiana) between 1870 and 1920, NONE survived
their two year sentences. You see, during
actual slavery, there was some very small incentive to keep the slaves
alive.
Maybe you could sell them later. But under
the neo-slavery, there was no such incentive.
You could always go to Main Street and find replacements.
It was finally ended by labor unions in the mines
in Tennessee.
They went on strike because they were competing
for jobs with the neo-slaves.
Jim Watkins
Marty's
has new stuff every day
on her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
1,000+ daily
issues in a row
Marty always has good stuff.
Quotes
"I heard that Osama bin Laden is in Washington,
D.C....
Because he was a previous partner of
Mr. Bush...
They were in the oil business together."
-- Iran's Ahmahandjob - and he could
be right, Link
Russians: Reagan the Criminal
Link
Quotes
"The market was so bad today that Goldman Sachs
had to lay off three congressmen."
-- Jay Leno, being "funny" again
Subject: Lee Hamilton
Bart,
I saw this earlier today Link
and thought immediately of you.
Lo and behold, there's our old buddy Lee "Whitewash"
Hamilton running interference for the Bush Gang.
"Report? What report? Russian, you
say? Sorry. I'm Lee Hamilton and I don't speak Commie,"
and thus the BushBastards got away with the October
Surprise.
With every disclosure, it's like getting a better
view of an iceberg
and STILL knowing there's more you CAN'T see.
Bob
Quotes
"We have a massive flood in Nashville, the
president, as of now,
has yet to comment on it. I mean, loss
of life, devastation, financial ruin."
-- Sean Hannity, who never tells the truth when a lie can do more damage,
Link
"FEMA and the White House could not have been
more helpful in this thing.
FEMA was on the ground before the rain
drops fell. We're very pleased with
the response we've gotten from the
administration."
-- TN Governor Phil Bredesen, Link
Gulf Oil
slick update
by Gregory Patin
Neanderthals
Mated With Humans
There's a Carville joke in their somewhere
Subject: This whole Arizona law thing
Quotes
"Get on your knees or I will kill you and you
better apologize."
-- Rolanda Negrin, tired of being taunted,,beating a man with a police
baton, Link
One of those "intimate" airport scanners revealed he has a small penis and they teased him for weeks.
Why does a man have to show his penis to get on a damn plane?
What the Gulf of Mexico now looks like
Quotes
"Gay basher George Rekers was caught this week
on a European vacation with a 20 year-old male hooker.
And his excuse, the first excuse, was
that he needed someone to carry his luggage. … Rekers said he
could have just bought one of those
rolling suitcases, but they look so gay."
-- Bill Maher
South Pole Has Warmest Year Ever
Thanks to Bruce Yurgil
Subject: Re Ghosts of Southern Neo Slavery
Good article!
Similar to what I told my daughter recently.
She has internet friends in Texas. I told
her that if the wholly unlikely thing of secession
does happen, her friends should get the fuck
out of Texas as fast as humanly possible.
If Texans are ready to leave the union for any
reason, whether it be taxes, 'states rights' or whatever,
I think anyone who is poor would be in danger
of being enslaved. A white skin would not protect you.
Secession would build a police state of astonishing
regressiveness.
gene
I don't really think a civil war is coming but we need to keep that
in mind because
that's their endgame if they don't get what they want following their
temper tantrum.
If you feel that drugs
or alcohol are a problem for you,
Drug
Rehab is a solution to get your life back on track.
Quotes
“I’ve been playing through it. I can’t play
through it anymore.”
-- Eldrick, after he slammed his golf shoe to the floor while taking questions
from reporters,
after
quiiting the lastest golf tournament after complaining of "neck pain"
Link
The article notes that Eldrick, who "struggled
on just about every hole Saturday."
complained of a sore neck after his famous crash last November.
Did Elin whup him upside the head with that nine iron?
In Albuquerque?
Go see my good friend David's art May 7th-May 29th.
Lucky
Cat
2 1/2 minute video, OK for work
Factory on 6th Art Space
1715 5th St
Albuquerque
The Hangover:
Roethlisberger
Ugly portrait of the PittsburgH quarterback
Subject: hey from a longtime reader
Bart, I've been ready steady for more than 5 years
now. I think their are a lot of us
Canuckistanian readers who appreciate your niche
in the scheme of things, Bart.
It took guts for an American to fuck with the
BFEE during their reign.
When my income tax return comes in, I'll be sending
you a little present from Canada.
Anyone else gonna pony up a little something
for Bart from the Great White North?
Rick from BC
Rick, thanks for that.
Got any killer scenic pictures from BC?
Today's Historic Photo
Subject: double fuck you, you slimy prick
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We do not see a path to continuing
profitability under our management."
-- Washington Post Co. Chairman Donald E. Graham,
Link
So go the fuck out of business already.
The Bush bastards will miss you, but nobody
else will.
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Subject: Bart you are wrong about the ILLEGAL immigration issue...
Maybe, but I'm right about the Jews.
http://www.bishop-accountability.org/
See who they raped lately.
Why are we still hooked on oil?
Exxon-Mobil
made $35 Billion dollars
in tax
free profits last year, that's why..
Exxon-Mobil is bad for America.
Mike's Survivor Recap
Weird Picture of the Day
I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.
(75 seconds, OK for work)
Is 'Restore Stephen Baldwin' for real?
Saw it on mariopiperni dot com
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