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Wednesday July 7th, 2010 Vol 2548 - Zwicky's Triplet
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In
Today's Tequila Treehouse...
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We offer 56
beautiful
hardwood
choices on every
furniture
piece.
bartcop.com for nine years
Quotes
"If
Obama weren't Black, he'd be a tour guide in Honolulu."
-- the vulgar Pigboy, jealous at allllll
the advantages Blacks have
Tar balls in Texas
Now all Gulf states are tainted
Link
War Quotes
"I think we're headed for a civil war."
-- General Glenn Beck Link
We fought one civil war to make slavery illegal.
What will this war be about - no Blacks in the White House?
"Go to your
Congressman’s office and scream at him.
If you’re willing to do the time, have a swing at him."
-- Bill
Owens http://blogrevolution.com/archives
"The most divisive
President in history is itching for a civil war.
And at the rate he is going, he is going to get one."
-- Pamela
Geller Link
"I almost feel as
though Obama's trying to
create a civil war in America for his own reasons."
-- Michael
Weiner Link
See what they're
doing?
They're stoking the
fires for civil war and if they succeed, they'll say,
"Obama
was so devisive, the
American people grew tired of his tyranny
and
the most patriotic of them rose up to take back their country."
Will the Party of Surrender stand for this?
Subject: My father died last summer
'Just Imagine' A Night with John Lennon
Now running at Planet Hollywood, Vegas
Marty's
has
new
stuff every day
on her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
The
Bartcop
Tax Plan
I know how to bring the economy back - it easy.
Subject: ExxonMobil taxes
otherwise-very-progressive best friend (who also happens to be a Harvard MBA)
over the issue of corporate tax evasion and loopholes.
He claims that corporations do pay all their taxes, and while I doubt that is true
I have no proof to refer him to other than your daily statement that ExxonMobil
made $35B in tax-free profits last year.
He would be a strong ally to bring over to our side on this.
I'm not the best guy for official answers
but your friend is cheating.
ExxonMobil pays no federal income
taxes.
I'm sure they pay lots of other taxes
(FICA for their employees, etc)
but the BIG one is federeal income taxes and that's where the zero
comes in.
Your friend knows he's wrong so he's
playing semantics with you.
Subject: your pet's picture on Bartcop
sent by Michael Paris of from Ann Arbor, MI .
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If you feel that
drugs
or alcohol are a problem for you,
Drug
Rehab is a solution to get your life back on track.
Too bad Obama doesn't have as much power as Ben Nelson.
Of course he does, he just refuses to use it.
Priest stole $1.3M for gay hookers
What other kind of hooker would a priest steal for?
Subject: crappy new stuff
any cash to send, so I always feel guilty. I'd like to add, our SONY VAIO lap top
is only 4 years old, and our SONY camera was bought on the same day,
they are now both completely obsolete, they suck.
Are you saying they no longer work?
Or are you saying some 2010 programs won't run on your 2006 computer?
It's the first computer we ever owned, we're country folk, not very tech savvy,
so we got screwed. This past weekend, our son got married, and the puter and
camera are now INCOMPATIBLE!!!!! How the fuck is that possible???
Unless, it was pre-planned to get people to spend more money.
ha ha
I don't think your son's marriage caused the incompatability problem.
My '76 NOVA still runs like a charm, all of my wife's kid's have cars from
the 70's and 80's that they can fix. Hell, my step son is a pit crew guy for
Bobby Gerhart, and he hates all of the new shit.
We've lost the tech revolution, Japan won.
We're too greedy. OK 5 year old child is calling, gotta go!!!!
Love ya Buddy!!!
Tap
I don't like to upgrade, either, but technology moves into the future constantly.
Having said that, if I can't find a damn html editor that works as well as Netscape 4,7
I'm going back to Windows XP because they replaced it with shit that don't work.
Every editor I've tried is incapable of remembering colors and fonts so I have
hundreds of extra steps and I'm a busy man with shit to do so I don't have time to reset the
fonts and colors fifty-sixty times every day.
Right there - did you see that? Right in the middle of my fucking sentence,
right after the word "steps" the damn font changed - that's bullshit!
Send e-mail to Bart
One reason?
Obama has failed to lead.
Sidebar:
Did you see where
Obama has authorized
TWO solar
energy projects? One in AZ
and one in CO.
Hey Barack, how about two in every
state?
What are you waiting for?
Exxon-Mobil
made $35 Billion dollars
in tax
free
profits last year, that's why..
They buy
senators like you and me buy gum.
GOP: Party of no jobs
Link
Quotes
"The GOP needed a
new face, preferably a face of color, and they didn't have very many
officials
to choose from, so they came up with Michael Steele. And it is
very ironic, since the Republicans
have been so critical of affirmative action, to watch them stuck
with their affirmative action hire
that they dare not get rid of, because that would generate even
more controversy."
-- Cynthia Tucker Link
Adult Friend Finder.com
Quotes
back alive and the 35,000 wounded weren't wounded."
-- Pat Buchanan, asked if killing Saddam was worth it Link
Sometimes
Pat
tells the truth.
Subject: hatemonger Francis
Phillips
Tell
that bitch that if Christopher Hitchens has any kind of recovery,
it will be because of the advances made in science and medicine and
NOT
because of the intercession of an imaginary cloud being.
Keith
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Benny the Rat needs a miracle
Video
Subject: wrong about Hillary and Neal Peart
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Media Quotes
very highly in viewership. So there's a lot of ways we can get our ideas out."
-- George Allen (R-Macaca) Link
"1) Right-wingers scream about bogus story.
2) Fox News reports bogus story.
3) Fox News start complaining that liberal media ignoring bogus story.
4) Other outlets cover bogus story.
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-- Simon Maloy Link
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Weird Picture of the Day
I'll bet you've never seen anything
like it.
Subject: found on the web
Calling
the
Holy Trinity "overstaffed and over budget," God announced
plans to downsize the group
by slowly phasing out the Holy
Ghost. "Given the poor economic climate and the unclear nature of the
Holy Ghost's duties, I felt this was a sensible and necessary
decision," God said. "The Holy Ghost will
be given fewer and fewer
responsibilities until His formal resignation from Trinity duty
following Easter
services on April 20. Thereafter, the Father and the
Son shall be referred to as the Holy Duo.
Thanks to Zomar for that.
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Eldrick turns icy in Ireland
He was asked about his "69"
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Thanks to Tweeting Chicago Jim
Guess the City
Subject: yesterday's mystery city
Bart, that's Honolulu with Aloha Tower foreground and Diamond Head upper right.
I noticed a couple young boys writing their names in the air with sparklers. One young, thin
dark-skinned lad seemed to have a name with mostly vowels, nearly every other letter was an 'a'.
I asked him what his name was and I swear he said 'Barack Obama'.
to see if anyone was going to laugh. He'd laugh with them not wanting to appear rude
by laughing at his own joke. I've never seen anyone else do that.
That was the evening of July 4th, 1976, our bicentennial.
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Today's Historic Photo
Whos is this man?
Subject: yesterday's
historic
photo
I know thise because the tall man next to Mrs. King is Rev. F.D. Reese, the president
of the voter's league in Selma at the time. I had the honor of interviewing Rev. Reese
in 2002 when I traveled to Selma for the Bridge Crossing Jubliee in March.
you must take part in the bridge crossing. It will change your life.
Gave me goose bumps -- and I am a white male.
See that empty space above the headline?
My html editor refuses to let me fix that.
Why can't America build an html editor that works?
Check out the toons and stuff
on the Bart Blog!
Subject: Donation
Thought I would help out. Take care of the bartcats!!!
Nancy in Richmond
Nancy, that was nice - thanks.
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Lindsay Lohan's in jail
Is
she too hot to be in jail?
"I'm
too hot to be in jail."
See more of Lindsay Lohan at BC Hotties
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