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"Of course, it's entirely legal to pass legislation during the lame duck session.
It's not like Congess ceases to exist between the elections and the swearing in of a
new Congress. But, Democrats being Democrats, all the Republicans have to do
is say "boo!" and they back away as quickly as they can. Really quite pathetic."
-- John Aravosis, on Dems assuring rethugs they won't pass legislation during the lame duck session, Link
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MSM Fooled by GOPaganda - Again
by Gene Lyons
First, I should thank everyone for not all signing up at the same time, which would've been confusing.
Speaking of confusion, I'm surprised at the lack of tsunami response, so let's look at the possibilities:
A. Nobody reading bartcop.com has any problems with their computer.
Seems unlikely, considering we have dozens of readers - are you all on Macs?
If you asked me how many people out of ten have a computer problem right now,
I'd guess 2 or 3 which makes the silence confusing to a small-IQ guy like myself.
One reason I wanted to get into the computer repair business is for me, it's like
having an extra mouth to feed because shit is always breaking down and paying
$75 an hour to keep me going was getting expensive.
B. Considering the years of computer problems I've had,
it's hard to take "Bartcop Computer Repair" seriously, which I get.
If you have a problem with your computer, you can have your son or cousin work on it,
because he's knows a little bit about computers OR you can have The Geek Squad drive
to your home - which might be a little creepy and certainly it's damn expensive.
Sidebar:
In 2004 (When I had money) I bought a TV from Best Buy.
The bastards wanted $1,000 to deliver and install it five miles from their store.
I think I paid my guy $125.
There's no way the $299 Geek from Best Buy is HALF as good as my top tech.
Hell, our prices are so cheap, we don't even offer financing :)
If you have some nagging computer problem that your tech said can't be fixed,
I'll bet my guy can knock it out if the park in less than an hour.
My tech could teach those Geek guys a bunch of new tricks
and on that you have the Bartcop Guarantee.
C. The Bartcop Guarantee is less valuable than I thought.
That could be, but why trust some stranger with $299
when you could have my expert fix your problem for $75?
Not only that, but he'll call you "Sir" or Ma'am."
Hell, he calls me "Sir" and I've known him five years.
D. Repairing your computer is waaaay down the list during a recession.
That seems unlikely because what gives you more value (for free) than your computer?
Plus, how could you live without your near-daily fix of bartcop.com?
E. Unknown answer that I fail to see.
So, do me a favor and tell me what I'm missing.
Why is business slow at Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair?
Bart, the answer is obvious!
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Marty's E-Page just turned 9.
Happy Birthday, Marty!
Marty always has good stuff.
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"President Obama has the power to stop this Don't Ask, Don't Tell business.
Just sign an executive order. I don't know why it's taking so long."
-- Bill O'Reilly, of all people Link
So, Bill O'Reilly and Diock Cheney are to our president's Left on gay rights?
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Subject: Make my kitty famous!
Bart, here is Homer, on the left, and Birdie is on the right.
Al and Holly the Minnesota Pillars
Those looks like two happy cats - except for the picture taking :)
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We either want a smaller decifit or we don't.
Think our Dems can sell a knife to a man who's hanging?
Subject: Teabaggers
I've noticed lately a number of references to the 'tea party' at Bartcop central.
I really must object to this term--they are TEABAGGERS--that's the name they
were created with, that's what they are, and that's the name they shall keep.
I do know (unlike the ignorant TEABAGGERS) the meaning of the term.
To allow them to morph into 'tea party' is to allow them credibility that
they would never allow the 'Democrat Party'.
Labels (and frames) are supremely important in today's complicated society.
Ever vigilant,
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Bachmann in trouble for backing Blunt in MO
Subject: Paul Harvey, horse rapist
On the subject of Paul Harvey... that horse rapist stuff you posted some time ago with the
"Not tonight Mr. Harvey..." may have been some of the funniest shit I have ever seen or read.
My keyboard still sticks due to the coffee I spit out on it laughing when I read that.
I just had that laugh all over again, and now I'm searching the back issues...
Thanks for the laugh again this morning,
Britton
If Paul Harvey hadn't been such a lying SOB,
I wouldn't have used Harvey-tactics against him.
I hear he's in Hell, playing spades with Nixon, Helms and Thurmond.
"An Anglican priest is facing the wrath of some in Canada's Christian community after
she offered holy communion to a man. and his dog. This is exactly why Benny-the-Rat
won't allow women priests. Before you know it, there will be dog priests and then
Rick Santorum, likely future Pope, will faint. Personally, I'd go to a church that
let dogs participate, that would be cool."
-- Tengrain Link
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Blagojevich fate in juror's hands
Could someone tell me what he did wrong?
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Old Business:
Those wheels from yesterday? They don't move.
Several people wrote to say they were successful at stopping them
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Subject: Will
Democrats bring back the Draft?
wants to bring back the national draft. A bill, introduced on July 15th called the "Universal National Service Act"
would require everyone 18 to 42 years old to perform national service. This joker is telling us to perform
national service! Hey Charlie, why don't you perform a national service and resign from the House of
Representatives? I love it when congressmen who cheat on their taxes want us to serve the country.
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Reality changed my life. It can change your life too.
I think one of us is confused about this bill.
I was always a fan of Charlie Rangle, but how stupid did he end up being?
Charlie is a very wealthy and very powerful man, but noooooooooo, that wasn't good enough.
He started cheating and skirting the law - allegedly - after 50 years of public service. How stupid.
Like Duke Cunningham, he was even a major war hero.
But it appears Charlie decided to piss it all away for a few extra dollars.
But maybe his draft idea is a good one. (I say that cause I'm 56)
Would Der Monkey Fuhrer have gone into Iraq if the law required his daughters to go?
These days, the super-rich get into wars of choice and the people who fight and die
are the ones who maybe got a girlfriend pregnant, so they married, and their only shot
at health care was in the military so the poor SOB ends up dying "for his country."
Sure, in the old days the super-rich and the connected could just "opt out" of service,
but maybe Rangle's bill requires the super-rich to be drafted, too, which might prevent
greedy oil barons from throwing away 5,630 lives, the latest total I read.
If wars kill the poor and make the rich bastards richer,
the rich bastards will continue to wage them for profit.
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Subject: Make my kitties famous!
Bart, here is my cat
pic, her
name is Tasha
She is my faithful
sidekick,
Randy
Dude, no offense but Tasha
looks
like a dog :)
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Blix: Bush relied on "flawed information"
That's diplomacy for "Bush was a flawed, war-mongering fool"
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Subject: Democrats in AZ
If Democrats were smart (need I go on?) and had IQ's of 64 (or maybe even more),
they would arrange to be in Arizona doing some "direct action".
My understanding is that the SB1070 law finding by the federal court blocks the state
from enforcing the "papers please" part, but doesn't block the part where citizens can
file charges against the state if the law isn't vigorously enforced to their satisfaction.
So a smart activist would charge every cop they saw with failure to enforce the law
against "that guy over there", costing the state a ton of money to defend itself against
charges brought by citizens for failures to enforce.
Of course some citizens could be inconvenienced by this, but some might volunteer
for the part in order to help make the state go broke trying to enforce their crazy law.
That might make the lawmakers in AZ begin to see the error of their ways.
Maybe you could suggest this to the Democrats who choose to be sneaky.
BA
They don't take my advice - they'd rather lose.
It reminds me of Gore in Florida in 2000.
"Don't come down here, we don't want trouble."
So only Rethugs showed up and TVs were filled with "angry Americans"
who were tired of waiting for "Help is on the way" Bush.
To win, first we have to want to win.
Until we get that we've got nothing.
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Jack Hanna meets a Bear
They said the two grizzleys, Momma and cub, walked past them on the path, near a cliff.
Then there was that third grizzley...
Subject: Make my dog famous!
Hey Bart,
Her name is Munaldescha dell'Alberra Acadia Pastori
but we call her MUNA, and she is a sweetheart.
Thanks!
Tim J
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Thanks for finally posting a photo of Tokyo.
I hope all is well. Have a great day!
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, that's Virginia Mayo!
Mary Jo, who's too young to know for sure
Subject: Make my kitties famous!
Hey Bart, thanks for
doing
what you do!
Here is a picture
of my
"Fearless Walter."
Life is good when you're a cat.
Thanks for making Walter
famous!
Peace,
Kim
Kim, thanks - He reminds me of Bart the
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Check out the toons and stuff
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This cartoon is a lie.
That money was stolen on Bush's watch.
Why do you think they started that war?
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