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Weekend-Monday, Sept 18-20, 2010 Vol 2582 - Evidence is irrelevant
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"They are doing that here. American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains." -- Teabag hero Christine O'Donnell, to O'Reilly, Link Really, GOP? You're going to send someone this crazy to the US senate? "I'm wondering: did the scientists miniaturize the human brains to fit them in the mouse heads, or did they grow the mice to human size?" -Link Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair We fix broken computers. Can we fix yours? Sign up now for the last days of our low, introductory pricing. We come to you! Send
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"I dabbled into witchcraft -- I never joined a coven, but I did dabble into witchcraft. I hung around people who were doing these things. I'm not making this stuff up. One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn't know it. I mean, there's little blood there and stuff like that," she said. "We went to a movie and then had a midnight picnic on a satanic altar." -- Christine O'Donnell, Link Seriously, GOP? You hate tNitWH so much, you "values voters" are sending a Satanic witch to keep an eye on him? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: stabbing Bart, I just read that Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AL), who lost her party primary and is running as an independent, was stripped of her leadership positions by the Senate Minority Leader. Then I remembered when Joe Lieberman did the same thing, and was rewarded with even better leadership positions. I guess that just confirms the fact that, if you are a Democrat, you get rewarded for stabbing your party members in the back. Russ The Dems wanted to punish Kissyface but Obama said, "That's not nice" and killed the idea. Of course, Kissyface continued stabbing Obama in the back, which is OK because Obama is about being nice first, and maybe winning if there's any room left after the niceness. Send e-mail to Bart Check out our new Bush Recession Prices Banner ads by
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Subject: Rachel Maddow Bart, when you say someone is "far-left" what the fuck are you talking about? Can you name anyone with a TV show who is to Rachel's Left? I don't think you can. If you love both Clintons so much what the fuck does that make you? A pragmatist. Rachel's right, most of the shit he accomplished, is pretty much GOP-type shit i.e, Glass Steagle gone, NAFTA, etc. I could go on. And the tripling of the stock market? And the 22 million new jobs? Eight years of peace and prosperity? Remember, under Clinton the biggest "problems" America had were Monica and how to spend the surplus. If you and Rachel want to bitch about how bad things were back then, I can't stop you. If you want to trash her then your whole blog is a fuckin' joke. Were you drunk when you wrote this? If you're on the far-left, why take it as an insult when I point that out? Remember, if you live in Seattle, Spokane is considered "back East." It never hurts to have a little perspective. I'm 72 and a lifelong Democrat and I think the Clintons are OK...and that's it, not anywhere as good as you think they are. David L I can only assume that you (and Rachel) are comparing Bill Clinton to some never-existed, mythological "perfect president" who batted 1.000 Tell me, which president in your lifetime did better than Clinton? Send e-mail to Bart Southwest Airlines commercial circa 1972 Quotes
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