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Friday, Oct 15, 2010 Vol 2597 - Barking mad
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"It's interesting what Christine O'Donnell's candidacy says: The Democratic Party is boring. And its women are either old or unattractive." -- Esquire.com writer Tom Junod, hot for the maturbating witch, Link BTW, I haven't heard anything about MR. O'Donnell - is there one? If not, how does our little witch relieve her sexual tension, since she's riding that anti-masturbation bandwagon? Wait, this nutbag Tom Junod has another great quote: "Once President Obama takes his drubbing in the midterms, he should announce that he is indeed bringing Hillary Clinton back to the White House, as VP for 2012. And then have a wall-banging affair with her." -- Esquire.com writer Tom Junod, who apparently sees EVERYTHING in terms of sex, Link Hey Tom, how do you get
any time for writing?
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Subject: Say NO to Stupid! There
seems to be a great effort this year to get voters to vote stupid.
The news media is pushing stupidity. Campaigns are running ads trying to make you stupid. There are even those who are trying to convince you that stupid is the new smart. They need you to be stupid because it's easier to take advantage of stupid people. Don't listen to them! Say NO to stupid! Vote SMART! I say that we should think things through. I say YES to using good judgment. America is in a time of crisis and we can no longer afford stupidity when it comes to making our important decisions. If we vote stupid then politicians in all parties are going to have to cater to the stupid voter by saying stupid things, promoting stupid ideas, and voting stupid. That's not what is going to turn this country around. We need to elect the smart people. Thinking is a good thing! Think before you vote. Marc Perkel Quotes "Last month, Sen. Mary Landrieu announced that she would be blocking "the nomination of OMB director Jack Lew until Obama lifts its deepwater drilling moratorium," singlehandedly hobbling the OMB. Now Obama is ending its deepwater drilling moratorium, yet Landrieu said that she still refuses to lift her hold on Lew’s nomination, and will continue to "evaluate if today's lifting of the moratorium is actually putting people back to work" and "whether or not drilling activity in both shallow and deep water is resuming" over the next month before making a decision." -- Zaid Jilani, Link This is the second time Mary Landrieu has beat up Obama. She's treating Obama like an ex-husband. Could he look any weaker? And please don't write and ask why I'm attacking the president. It's a fact - every time someone pushes Obama around he gets weaker. Can you think of anyone or any group who Obama has dominated? Besides the Professional Left, I mean. Send e-mail to Bart Study: Americans are idiots Who knew? Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Feedback on banner ad? Bart,
here in Portland the banner ad at the top of your page is one for
Republican Scott Bruun,
who's running against incumbent Democrat for his House seat. I assume that you're not necessarily adverse to the idea of taking money from whoever happens to send a buck your way...but an ad for a Republican candidate? Really?? Jack This comes up every couple of days so I might put something permenant on the page explaining why. When we signed with Google, they assured us they would only put Demo ads on our page, but Google is a young, struggling company run by children who can't tell Rethug from Spineless. Plus, since they run local ads, there's no way for me to know what's running in your city. I could tell Goggle to go jump, but they send me a small check each month and I'm doing all I can to survive this economic drought like everyone else. Marty's
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Good point - the private sector would've said, "$20M to rescue 33 miners? Not worth it." Quotes "They were doing what they thought was right for their country." -- Ohio Rethug Rich Iott, sympathizing with the 5th SS Wiking Panzer Division, Link Is the Nazi sympathizer going to win? The Dems in Ohio are so weak they can't beat a Nazi lover? Subject: Astrocat's aurora
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pics, Astrocat! I agree - Astrocat does good work. Send e-mail to Bart Click to Order “Mike Palecek reminds me of Socrates the gadfly who asked unwelcome questions, Diogenes with his lantern looking in vain for an honest man, Chekhov the man with the hammer challenging the complacent family to share their meal, Kerouac the ever on the move, somewhat hysterical searcher, and he reminds me of many Americans who as children were so blasted with propaganda that they’re devoting the rest of their lives to challenging the lies and all who tell them. In this land where babies are brought by storks and buildings collapse due to unpatriotic bricks, we need the gadfly because no leader, preacher, guru, or saint will wake us up, though the Doomsday clock is ticking close to twelve.”— David Ray, American poet, author of “The Endless Search” and “The Death of Sardanapalus and Other Poems of the Iraq Wars” Look for bartcop Note: If you sign up,
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Hay Bart, After the 7.1 which wrecked parts of Christchurch 5 weeks ago we've had 1500+ aftershocks! Most recently yesterday at 5.0. You never get used to them. Cheers, Peter in NZ I was hoping for some aftershocks here, but we never had any that I could feel. Hey, if you get time, drive around those Lord of the Rings parts of NZ and send me some good nature/mountain/lake pictures, would you? Send e-mail to Bart Stickers!
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Quotes "You don’t really have to worry about a fluctuation in the stock market. The stock market will rise and fall, but over 45 years an investor from a private account would end up ahead." -- Pa. rethug Senate candidate Pat Toomey, on privitizing Social Security, Link but, ...but, ...but what if you pay into this "private stock fund" for forty years, say you get about 200K in there, and then some Treasury-looting Bush bastard comes along and crashes the stock market the month after you retire? If YOU want to gamble with your retirement - then YOU do that. But keepo your theiving f-ing hands OFF my Social Security, ya son of a bitch! Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Obama
screwed up?
Bart, you wrote: > I realize many of you are tired of hearing me criticize Obama, > but have you ever seen a Democratic president screw up this badly? Yes, and his name was Bill Clinton. If you recall, unemployment was still high, his rating was about 10 points power, health care reform never got out of committee, he had a buttload of Southern Democrats holding the knife to stick in his back, and ads mentioning him as the devil on constantly. Things are a little better now - health insurance reform actually got out of committee and passed, loser Southern Democrats are mostly gone, not every ad runs away from Obama. National Democrats are still scared bunnies, but that never changes. Yet here you are holding the knife (you and that twit Jane Hamsher) going after Obama instead of the scared bunnies. Why is that? Chris in STL Chris, if you think Obama is doing a better job than Clinton did, I realize nothing is going to change your mind. I also know there's a LOT of Democrats who agree with you. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: your art robinson banner ads Regarding all the (Rethug) art robinson ads on your site. I know it pays the bills but it's like having a sharon angle or christine o'donnell ad on your site. Dr. Art is an idiot if the first magnitude and is up against one of the best guys in the House...Peter DeFazio. Too bad you have to sell spots to the likes of Robinson. He's an ass. ducks I wish things were different. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Pot vs breweries The Califoria brewers are either dead stupid or barking mad for opposing legalisation. What do you do the instant that dry mouth sets in? Reach for a beer. D Send e-mail to Bart You can select a monthly plan to provide
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Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, last issue's mystery city is Reykjavík, Iceland. I just know I got it right lol Rebecca H You are correct! That's where Nancy Reagan wouldn't allow her dim-witted husband to signa nuclear reduction treaty with Russia until the stars lined up. Send e-mail to Bart Thanks to whoever bought the Tricam Farm & Ranch Steel Utility Cart Amazon.com sent me $3.30 Woo Hoo! which helps keep the Tequila Treehouse going!
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About last issue's History Mystery Only four people have commented: One said he thought it was Keef Richards. One said he thought it was Charlie Watts (also Rolling Stones) and one person said the car looked Australian. Australia makes cars? Oh, and one person asked how I knew the people are famous. It was packed with those hundreds of other historic pictures, so we have to assume they're famous or historic people, right? Send e-mail to Bart
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