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Thurs-Friday, Oct 21-22, 2010 Vol 2601 - Sneed Hearn
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"It's interesting to be making history and reading history." -- Der Monkey Fuhrer, claiming he read books while he was president, Link Hey Monkey, besides "My Pet Goat," can you name one? Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair We fix broken computers. Can we fix yours? Sign up now! We come to you! Send
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Subject: brainless Christine O'Donnell Bart- Modern
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Send e-mail to Bart Subject: turning thoughts into crimes Cohen
doesn’t get what a hate crime is or rather who the victim of a hate
crime is.
The victim of a hate crime is not the victim of a assault, murder or whatever that is concurrent. If you bully a man because he is gay you are attacking him and for that you can be prosecuted. But another victim is the other gay guy in the room. The hate crime’s victim in this case is all the gay guys that the bully was trying to intimidate. The originalist crap is Cohen’s mental masturbation at not understanding the concept of a hate crime. Perhaps if we just start calling hate crimes by their other name we’d all understand. Hate crimes are merely terrorism. If we don’t prosecute hate crimes for what they are, the terrorists win. And I’m not using this in the ironic sense. By Cohen’s standard, he needs to forget the shootings at Kent State, the 9/11 attacks and the Holocoust and treat those merely as simple killings. He writes about these three events in essays I read today and talks about the impact of those events on other people. He knows what a hate crime in concept is but can’t equate that concept with the term. Ole Zenferret. Quotes "When Joe Miller (TB-Alaska) announced he was leaving, we were relieved. My view of Joe Miller is colored by knowing Joe Miller." -- David Shoup, Joe Miller's ex-boss Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject:
thought crimes
Bart, once again I find myself in disagreement. That's a shame. Let’s say a guy gets into a fight over a woman and injures his rival. He’s liable for battery and if convicted gets, say, ten years. If the vic is Hispanic and the prosecutor is up for reelection, should the guy get an automatic extra five years? Because a case can be made that he doesn’t like Hispanics? That’s a whole lot different from giving him a year’s probation because he smacked the guy trying to kill a bee on his forehead. I’m with Cohen on this one. Peter It depends on the facts of the case. If he smacks a Hispanic guy and the guy goes down, that's one thing. But if he kicks him in the head, again and again and again while screaming, "Why don't you greasy f-ing tacos get the hell out of America?" he's probably guilty of a hate crime. We agree that out-of-control prosecutors are a bad thing. Send e-mail to Bart NPR Fires Juan 'Tom' Williams But his job is safe at racist FOX News Link Send e-mail to Bart Marty's
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e-mail to BartAlthough the news media is trying to convince us that the Republicans/Tea Party are going to take over America in the 2010 election, I don't think that will happen because they made too many enemies this year. If those people show up at the polls it might be the Republicans who lose seats. Women, for example, would lose the right to choose abortion, even in the case of rape or incest. Imagine having to have court ordered child visitation or shared custody from the guy who raped you. Tea Party candidates want to phase put Medicare and Social Security. One Tea Party candidate would allow businesses to exclude blacks from entering if they want. Republicans are running ads urging Latinos not to vote. Republicans was to end the Veterans Administration and the Department of Education. Consumers would have no credit card protection from greedy banks. The sick would lose government protection from insurance companies who make a bigger profit if you die than if they have to pay to treat you. Students would lose government backed college loans. And when it come to oil spills the policy is "Drill Baby Drill!" And for those who believe in smaller government, balanced budgets, and fiscal responsibility, Republicans hope that people can't remember as far back as two years ago. So if the voters ask themselves, "Why are we going back to the people who created the problems?" we might see people voting to reelect the Democrats. Although the Democrats didn't solve all the problems of the Bush nightmare in two years, the Democrats accomplished a lot. The saved the economy from collapse. Regulated Wall Street. Passed consumer protection, and - their greatest accomplishment - health care reform. So I don't see how the news media makes the assumption that Republicans are going to win. Why would voters vote against themselves? Marc Perkel Quotes "Pollsters go out of their way to include as many morons as possible in their surveys. I think it's dangerous to inform morons about what their fellow morons are thinking. It only reinforces their opinions. And the one thing worse than a moron with an opinion is lots of them." -- Scott Adams, Link Send e-mail to Bart You can select a monthly plan to provide
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Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, last issue's mystery city shows the Beijing Television Cultural Centre fire, February, 2009. Management put on an unauthorised fireworks show and mananged to set the building on fire. The Party wasn't happy and heads rolled. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beijing_Television_Cultural_Center_fire Joel D Send e-mail to Bart Thanks to whoever bought the Iolite Portable Vaporizer Amazon.com sent me $7.40 Woo Hoo! which helps keep the Tequila Treehouse going!
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Bart last issue's History Mystery is one of my favorite stars: W.C Fields playing Gabby Gilfoil in the 1927 movie "Two Flaming Youths." In "Never Give a Sucker an Even Break" he uttered one of my favorite lines: "I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for." Keep swinging. Tim L in Sycamore WC Fields is my favorite juggler. Send e-mail to Bart Dermocrats could list the facts, but that takes so much time and effort.
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