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Black Thursday-Friday, Nov 4-5, 2010 Vol 2607 - Dirt Squirrel
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"In 2008, The nation was ready for transformation, but the president gave us transaction. And, as is the case with leadership failures, much of the public's anger, disappointment and frustration has been turned on a leader who failed to lead. Now Obama must take a deep breath and acknowledge responsibility for his mistakes." -- the LA Times, just now figuring that out, Link He had a chance to do that yesterday (when it counted) and he chose not to. Who is giving Obama all this bad political advice? Send e-mail to Bart Check out our new Bush Recession Prices Banner ads by
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"No party has a monopoly on wisdom." -- Obama, reading from old John Kerry speeches - why? Link "No one party will be able to dictate where we go from here. -- Obama, apparently saying Dems gained power Tuesday night, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: It wasn't just Democrats who lost Although the number of Democrats who lost in the 2010 election was huge it wasn't just Democrats who lost. There was also a huge number of Republicans who lost in the 2010 election as well. They lost to Tea Party candidates in the primaries. This is the third election in a row where the voters wanted to throw the bums out. Democrats made the mistake of thinking that in 2006 and 2008 that the country voted FOR Democrats when they were voting AGAINST Republicans. Because the Democrats have won so many seats there were far fewer Republicans to vote against. The people are clearly dissatisfied with Congress. It would be a mistake for Republicans to think that people voted FOR them. In the next election there will be more Republicans to vote against unless Republicans and Democrats start putting the People first and fix the mess they created. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Darrell Issa will issue subpoenas nonstop like some sort of deranged FOX News reality show. Peak wingnut may very well arrive in the next two years, if only because Issa is like a caricature of Dan Burton drawn by Timothy McVeigh." -- Tim F, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: New contest! Hey Bart, how about a new contest to guess the impeachment date. We know that they will impeach Obama because he's only half white, so let's play a guessing game to predict the date on which right wing racism becomes the official policy of the United States House Of Representatives. That came true about 8PM Central Tuesday night. I pick March 21, the day after the Vernal Equinox. Full moons always have a major impact on those afflicted by fear and superstition. Hammer On! Zombywoof I'll go with Dec 19th, 2011 as the day they impeach him and Feb 12 as the day the Senate finds him Not Guilty. Send e-mail to Bart Help Bartcop.com survive! to bartcop@bartcop.com OR send a 'love' check to bartcop.com
US Troops beheaded Iraqi detainee Said they had orders from "higher ups" Link That's what we needed - something to cheer us up... Send e-mail to Bart Bart, we went to the rally in DC, and my son plans to restore freedom and justice to the nation…and the galaxy! (lost the e-mail with your name - sorry!) Weird Picture of the Day Link Ole Vet sent his sticker pictures in Subject: Blanche Lincoln Hi Bart, Please clarify something with me. I'm just not getting it. What is the big deal with the GOP winning the House on Tuesday? Everyone acts like NOW there is going to be gridlock in Washington and that Obama isn't going to be able to get anything done. Am I missing something? Weren't ALL the GOP already doing that? The GOP were successful at blocking literally everything Obama was doing, even though the Dems had control of everything. Reason being is that the blue dogshit democrats who are really GOPs in sheep's clothing were the ones that allowed every blockage to happen. For the record, I hate blue dogshit demos even more than I hate the GOP. During the past 2 years, Obama laid out his plans, GOP huffed and puffed blew their small dicks down, then Obama wanted to play nicey nicey with them thinking that they would overlook his skin color and accept him so he watered everything down and even repeated some of Bushes fuck ups, and the GOPs and blue dogshits still said no. Tell me....anyone see anything different here? By the way, have you heard if Blanche Lincoln won the senate? Last I heard her GOP counterpart was ahead, but I never heard about the results. Take care, and stay warm, Diane What has changed is the GOP are now "in control" of the House. It's their job to dream up bills that they think Obama might sign. The game has changed to "In the summer of 2012 what can we accuse the other side of doing that will help our candidate win the White House?" If Obama continues his surrenderfest way of being president, we almost certainly will be looking at President Palin in 2013 unless the GOP can find a way to stop her. And yes, Blanche Lincoln lost which confuses me because she fought Obama at every turn so why didn't those wacky Teabagging Arkies eat that shit up? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Are you pissed off? So am I, dude. So am I. So I'd like your help on a project I'm starting to get 20 million Democrats to kick in $20 a month to beat back the right-wing bastards that are killing this country. I've detailed my proposal here: I'm posting it in as many Democratic/liberal sites as I can and I'm asking for help. These assholes aren't going to keep me down. I FIGHT BACK. Keep swingin' the big hammer. Joe M Joe, will all due respect - who are you? I've been doing this since 1996 so if somebody's going to throw money at the cause they could do a lot worse than throw it at bartcop.com Koresh knows it does no good to send it to the "Surrender early and often" Democrats. What'd be really nice is if some millionaire read this and said, "Fuck it," and sent me $100K so I could put some helpers to work and concentrate on attacking the sons of bitches instead of worrying about staying afloat. Help Bartcop.com survive! to bartcop@bartcop.com OR send a 'love' check to bartcop.comPO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 Send e-mail to Bart Subject: carnage in Georgia Georgia is carnage. Jane Kidd, Head of the Georgia Democratic Party, is our very own George W. Bush. Please Bart, won't you come to Atlanta and kick somebody's ass? I'll pick you up at the airport and drive you over there, then afterwards I'll take you and Mrs. Bart out for some of the finest refreshments and dirtiest nightlife around. Pump Hammertime through my woofers, even! I'd do it myself but I'm a small woman, and need your muscle. (I'm emailing this so you can send me your flight number.) Kimberly Blue in Roswell, Georgia Kimberly, that sounds like fun but these days I'm more mouth than muscle. Plus, the Democrats' problems are coast-to-coast, not just in Georgia. Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at Wildlife Picture of the Day Link Subject: Wildlife picture Yes last issue's wildlife picture was a tired bear. Send e-mail to Bart Click to Order “Mike Palecek reminds me of Socrates the gadfly who asked unwelcome questions, Diogenes with his lantern looking in vain for an honest man, Chekhov the man with the hammer challenging the complacent family to share their meal, Kerouac the ever on the move, somewhat hysterical searcher, and he reminds me of many Americans who as children were so blasted with propaganda that they’re devoting the rest of their lives to challenging the lies and all who tell them. In this land where babies are brought by storks and buildings collapse due to unpatriotic bricks, we need the gadfly because no leader, preacher, guru, or saint will wake us up, though the Doomsday clock is ticking close to twelve.”— David Ray, American poet, author of “The Endless Search” and “The Death of Sardanapalus and Other Poems of the Iraq Wars” Obama drops Global Warming plans Our future has "surrender" written all over it Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: some good news about elections Bart, I see two pieces of good news about the election results. First, the Tea Party is going to be as difficult for the Repubs as the Blue Dogs have been for the Democrats. Second, the biggest problem for small businesses (like mine) has been the leaders of the House Small Business Committee, one of whom got a 0% rating from the National Association of Small Businesses and Entrepreneurs, the other of whom was named by the American Small Business League as the single most anti-small business member of Congress. Remember, these are the leaders of the Small Business Committee! The ASBL referred to one of these two as "the epitome of the type of person who should not be in Congress." So, at the least, we'll be rid of them...and it's possible their Repub replacements will be better (it's not possible they will be worse)! Russ Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Dallas Cowboy jokes Bart, I hear they're now being called the Allas Cowboys because they have no "D." Rafa in Taos Subject: Dallas Cowboy jokes I left my two Dallas Cowboy season tickets on the dash of my car. I came back hours later. 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Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's history mystery Hi Bart, Tom Petty- haha! Good one. Last issue's history mystery That is actually Julian Beck and his wife Judith Malina - the co-founders of New York's The Living Theater, which specialized in shocking it's audiences out of their 50's-era complacency. Most people probably remember him as the creepy old guy from Poltergeist II. Not sure what the occasion here is, but it looks like maybe they just got married? Cheers, Jake in L.A.
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