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Give them each a million dollars! Republicans will do ANYTHING to protect millionaires. They'd even give polar bears a tax cut! Polar bears would become the most protected species on the Endangered Species List. You wouldn't even have to give ALL of them a million dollars. Republicans can't tell the rich ones from the poor ones (to them, minorities all look alike) so they would have to protect them all. I know it sounds expensive, but it is cheaper than fighting the Neanderthals over the issue for another thirty years. And it is certainly not as crazy as ignoring the problem! Zombywoof Send e-mail to Bart Help Bartcop.com survive! to bartcop@bartcop.com OR send a 'love' check to bartcop.com
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missiles. 4. Iran used the auspices of the Red Crescent to smuggle spies and weapons into war zones. 5. U.S. foreign policy relies heavily on
blog-ready gossip items. Subject: TSA Idiocy Bart, I think you're dead wrong. Those scanning machines can't do what a well trained dog can do. And a dog would certainly be preferable to a groping by a former McDonald's burger pusher. Vince Send e-mail to Bart Guess the City Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, last issue's mystery city is the medieval city of Ghent, Belgium. The bridge to the right is Saint Michael's Bridge spanning the Leie River. There is a beautiful castle called Gravensteen a few blocks away from where this photo was taken. Jim from Chicago (not Chicago Jim) Jim, you may have been the only one to get that right. Send e-mail to Bart You can select a monthly plan to provide
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