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Black Wed-Thursday, December 8-9, 2010 Vol 2621 - Scarecrow Jesus
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“Of those who contributed to Obama's 2008 campaign, 74% are opposed to his tax cut deal. 51% say they are less likely to contribute to Obama's reelection campaign in 2012. In addition, 57% say it makes them less likely to support congressional Democrats who support this deal in 2012.” -- Political Wire, Link Yet some Obama loyalists insist he's doing a great job. Send e-mail to Bart Christmas Shopping online? Use this
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We fix broken computers. Can we fix yours? Sign up now! We come to you! Quotes "It's tempting not to negotiate with hostage takers unless the hostage gets harmed." -- Obama, trying to justify the unjustifyable, Link "In 1995 Gingrich and the Republicans were tough and belligerent --riding high off a recent midterm election sweep. They wanted massive cuts and a change to Republican values: Gut government at all costs. If you don’t we shut down the government and the people who elected us will rally to our side. Clinton did not give in. The American people rallied to the President’s side because he was right. His approval rating rose dramatically. It was Clinton's "Profiles in Courage" moment. Now Obama has had his moment and he failed. He caved.” -- renewables Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Conspiracy theory Get out your tin foil hat... After Obama's latest cave-in and hearing about the GOP wringing their hands over a possible Sarah Palin Presidential bid, something occurred to me. Maybe they WANT Sarah (secretly) to be their nominee. Here's my logic (such that it is): 1. Sarah Palin wins nomination and gets creamed in the 2012 election. She is branded a loser and (possibly) goes away. - GOP Wins. 2. Obama wins and continues to cave on everything, thereby giving the Repugs everything they ever wanted. - GOP wins. 3. The economy, debt, and job rate continue to spiral out of control, everyone blames Obama. - GOP wins. 4. In 2016 there's not a Democrat in the country who is electable. Rebublicans ride into office and blame everything bad on Obama for the next 20 years. - GOP wins. It seems crazy that the Republicans (win at any cost!) would throw a fight for any reason, but help me out here. Are any of those 4 outcomes ridiculous? Tony the Razorback (Go HOGS in the Sugar Bowl!) Send e-mail to Bart House Dems say "No" to Obama There are signs of courage in Yellowville Link Send e-mail to Bart Quotes
"I will give a tax break to 95% of Americans who work every day. And I'll help pay for this by asking the folks who are making more than $250,000 a year to go back to the tax rate they were paying in the 1990s." -- Obama, before he became the most powerful man on the planet Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: President Cave-in caves in "Fuck" doesn't even come close. Obama has drilled us up the ass with a rig borrowed from his pals at BP. He seduced us with sweet talk about Hope and Change You Can Believe In; once we drank down the roofies he held us against our will while his GOP buddies violated us again and again. I wonder who he will have working in the trenches for him in 2012? Because it WON'T be me. Zomar the ship builder Send e-mail to Bart Made-in-China.com - Connecting Global Buyers with China suppliers. Quotes “Now, under this agreement, unemployment insurance will also be extended for another 13 months..." -- Obama, very proud of his negotiating skills, Link But Sir, they got TWO YEARS of tax breaks for the already super-rich. Why couldn't you get TWO YEARS of help for the almost homeless in return? Your idea of "negotiating" is getting a dime back for every quarter you give them and that's crazy. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: let all tax cuts expire
Instead of long-term unemployment insurance, why not have a WPA program and put them to work until the economy improves? Erik That's a great idea. I'm sure most people would rather make $3,000 a month working than getting $800 worth of unemploment insurance. We have a lot of roads and bridges that need repair. Send e-mail to Bart Help Bartcop.com survive! to bartcop@bartcop.com OR send a 'love' check to bartcop.com
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For the last-minute gift-giver in a hurry - Use these links to order (Not actual size) Click to Order Panasonic TC-P42C2 42-Inch 720p Plasma HDTV Bad-ass TV just $499 Watch Arkansas kick Ohio State's ass in Hi-DEF The Moose had it coming Aaron Sorkin (West Wing) vs the Publicity Whore Link That reminds me - since she's running for the GOP nomination, we're bringing back our second-biggest seller ever - Mooselini Your shirt will be white ink on a Black shirt Just $23 Paypal to bartcop@bartcop.com Or send a check to bartcop.com PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 Black only, add $2 for larger than XX size Send e-mail to Bart We know better - the vulgar Pigboy "vacations" with Viagra pills and little brown boys in the Dominican Republic Subject: I'm with Andrew Sullivan Bart... You always blame everything on the Pres when he's NEVER had a majority in either Senate or House, as in Blue Dogs and other money sucking dems. I'm with the Andrew Sullivan assessment below. I say Obama is the adult in the room, and an excellent poker player don't forget. Look how far we've come since the BFEE. ll Lynn, I have criticized Obama for five things, (that I recall). 1. He is meek and timid with his power. He seems to not know he's president. 2. He turned health care over to Reid & Pelosi (D-3,000 pages) - big mistake. 3. He ignored the Teabaggers until after they became a spoiler in politics. 4. He seems to keep making the same mistakes over and over and he always seems surprised when he gets out-flanked. 5. He signals his surrender long before sitting down at the table to negotiate. This list isn't something that I fabricated out of thin air. If you turn on a TV or open a newspaper or a web page you will see many angry Democrats who aren't taking their marching orders from me. I'm not trying to convince you than Obama is a mouse. I'm trying to convince you that the world and especially the Republicans see Obama as a mouse and they treat him like one and he doesn't seem to understand that. No matter my opinion or your opinion. Obama is in serious political trouble and - once again - he seems not to understand that. He's been in serious trouble since last summer but he didn't find out until 5 weeks ago. "Obama caving in" is the talk of the internet and the biggest story in politics. It would appear that the only thing that could win him a second term is if he runs against the bat-shit crazy teabagger from Alaska. Once again - it's not me who is going to fire Obama. If I say, "The forest fire is approaching," that doesn't mean I'm pro-forest fire. Obama: President; McConnell: Sucker Andrew Sullivan likes what Obama is doing Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: 10 years after Bush v Gore It's been 10 years since the Supreme Court usurped the power of the People and instead appointed George W. Bush as president. At that time America had a surplus. We are on track to completely pay off the national debt in 10 years, which would be today. Instead we got 9/11, two wars, a collapsing economy, and about 14 trillion dollars in national debt. America invades other countries without provocation. Wall Street steals trillions and we reward them with trillions more. We run torture prisons in Iraq and the real culprits don't go to jail. We steal from the poor to give to the rich. We have become a broken nation. On that day 10 years ago the integrity of our nation was damaged in a way that America might never recover. History might record this single act as the beginning of the end of the America we knew and the beginning of a dark chapter in our nations history. And although there is no mechanism in law to protect the People from the Supreme Court we must always remember that what they did 10 years ago was fundamentally an act of treason to the Constitution and we as a nation are suffering the consequences of allowing this national disgrace. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart t-shirts for sale!
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"This president is a lousy poker player, with no love for the tough-minded gamesmanship of high-stakes negotiations. He believes in reasoning together, even with unreasonable people. This honorable approach leaves him liable to get rolled." -- Jogn Avlon, who must be reading bartcop.com, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: NBC Sing-Off Bart, you and Mrs. Bart and your readers need to watch NBC Sing-Off. My nephew Peter Jones is on it with his group Groove For Thought a vocal Jazz singing group. They have been a great group in this area (Washington State) and quite successful in Europe. Hopefully they get some exposure from the show. Hope you can watch and enjoy my nephew! Sue I will spread the word. Send e-mail to Bart Stern signs for 5 more years He was 5 shows from ending his contract Link This is good news for me. I listen to Stern in the car because I've already heard Aqualung and Dream On and Whole Lotta Love and Baba O'Reilly and Piano Man 10,000 times each. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Didn't Vote? Bart -- What makes you (and Marc Perkel) think that unemployed people did not vote? Jack in Salem, Oregon Jack, the poor NEVER vote. If they did there wouldn't be a rich man's political party. We have what, 200M people making $50,000 a year or less? We have maybe 10M millionaires. Why do the 10M keep winning elections over the 200M? Because the poor don't vote. Send e-mail to Bart 2010 Holiday Gift
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the day, Teabaggers in the Bible? Gullible fools believe anything they're told Link Subject: Hillary the Saviour Bart, are you a totally out of touch lunatic? I've been accused of that, but so far nobody's been able to make it stick. clintons are the original corporate whores. Objection! Your horseshit is totally without foundation. Got any facts? Or are you just here to slur the innocent? you have a blog and don't know about the DLC and clinton's deregulation??!! I know about about winning and losing. Lemme guess: You're a Kucinich man, right? Rahm was their man, and you want this stale old whore to replace the whore we have? Retire and quit embarrassing yourself. ruprecht the astounded Since you didn't say anything, I must assume you are happy with our present circumstances. When the "stale old whores" ran things, they created 24M jobs, tripled the stock market and never sent a man into battle who didn't come home. You think a return to that would be a disaster? Whose record can come close to that? Hey Monkey, I have a Banana Fact for you: Potassium is a mineral found in bananas that can make supplementing your intake delicious as well as nutritious. Now go back to playing with yourself and flinging your feces. Send e-mail to Bart Guess the City Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, last issue's mystery city is Tulsa, OK. Very sneaky. The tallest buildings lists usually stop just before you get down to the tallest building in Tulsa. The prophet is not honored in his home country. Robert Duffy Oh, but en' contraire! Recently I saw this license plate in Tulsa traffic. Who knows - maybe they meant Bart Simpson. Send e-mail to Bart You can select a monthly plan to provide
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Today's History Mystery Link My history pictures have been temporarily ...relocated. Until I find them - do you readers have any pictures that would qualify? One reader sent me a picture of a fella playing guitar. Could you re-send that please? "I have some pictures, Bart" Send e-mail to Bart I could also use some city pictures from America and around the world. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's history mystery Bart, last issue's History Mystery is Cub outfielder Rick Monday, who grabbed the American flag away from two protestors who were going to burn it in Dodger Stadium on April 25, 1976. Monday was from Batesville, AR and was the first overall selection in the inaugural Major League First-Year Player Draft in 1965 by the Kansas City Athletics. Adios, Bill W Send e-mail to Bart
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