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Friday, Feb 18, 2011 Vol 2652 - Provacateuse
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"You have the right to free speech, as long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it..." -- Joe Strummer, The Clash, 'Know Your Rights', Link Send e-mail to Bart I
Hope
Lara Logan Enjoyed Her “Liberation”
Send e-mail to Bart The "tax the super-rich" elephant is so big it wouldn't fit on the goddamn internet. Marty
has
new stuff every
day
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best Marty always has good stuff. Quotes "For an act to be a crime, libertarians say, someone must be harmed -- there must be a victim..." -- Pot Smokers, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Marion is wrong, Jon Stewart is right Bart, love your site, faithful reader for years and 1 time contributor but Jon Stewart is correct. The left can be "just as bad" as the right. I find that wording funny. If you're saying they're equal, Marion's not the crazy person. Are you saying they have 40 and we have 3 so "both sides do it?" You'd have to really phrase that artfully to make it close to being true. I'm not sure what Jon's motive is. Does he need a few issues on which to disagree with the Democrats to bolster his journalistic credibility? For instance, I believe O'Reilly is pro-gay rights. He points to that as "proof" that he's not a right-wing reactionary whore and therefore he "calls 'em as I see 'em," which is horseshit. Do they have the platform like the right no, but given the opportunity they don't fail to lower themselves. Jon had a perfect example of Ed Schultz just the other night ranting and raving ala Glenn Beck. Hold on - again - it's not the same. I didn't see Ed Schultz the other night, but if he was "ranting and raving" about the poor shivering in their homes next winter, he has every right to scream. That's not the same as Glenn Beck screaming "Obama leads The Muslim Brotherhood." Another example is Marion from Missouri. She alludes to a fire in KC that is caused by the cuts Obama wants to make to LIHEAP and seems to be blaming him for the fire and a multitude of other problems. Taking a few minutes to check I found this story, The house had 9 residents, 3 adults, 2 women, 1 pregnant, and 9 kids. Is the taxpayer really responsible for what this family can or can't afford? Getting real tired of both sides. Russell - a liberal but no bleeding heart Perhaps what Marion meant was - if a poor family can't afford to heat their home it would be sad and dangerous to have them using a toaster for heat. I'm sure you'd agree with that. Send e-mail to Bart Obama's decision to screw the poor is the biggest blunder of his presidency. Unless you count giving the super-rich a trillion dollars OR coddling the bastards who wish he was dead OR ignoring the Teabagger crisis for 15 months. Maybe with Rahm, Dax and Gibbs gone, he'll be able to see the obvious more quickly.
Is Madison another Cairo?
Subject: Auroras!! Bart, Astrocat's aurora pictures rock! Roo in Tejas Astrocat does great work. Here's some more... Send e-mail to Bart Rove: Birthers Hurting Us
Subject: Danny Detroit will hate this...
Please post this link to a video of the new VW factory. While GM and Chrysler were going underwater, this is what the Germans were doing. I’ll subscribe again soon; I’m 2 months into a new job after 9 months of living on the savings. Much thanks for all you do, Brian in Dallas Brian, thanks for that. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "The strongest reason for the people to retain their right to keep and bear arms is as a last resort to protect themselves against tyranny in government." -- Thomas Jefferson, possibly Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject:
heating subsidies
I can't believe Obama is targeting people who already have thier share of misery. What are they supposed to do? Choose between starving or freezing? My daughter is blind and she gets help every winter. Sometimes it's hard for her to pay her bill even with help. My solution to this is every time I get a call, letter or e mail from the Democratic party wanting me to contribute, I am going to tell them I wish I could but I am donating that money to whatever charity will help these people out with their heating costs. I thought in 2008 when all these Democrats got elected I could quit worrying about everything so much. I thought I could quit worrying about Social Security, the enviroment, my job and so many other things. I was wrong and I am pissed. I don't know how much money I donated to them but I didn't get anything for it. At least if I donate it to the right charity some unfortunate person will get help. Susan I say we tax the super-rich and we tax the churches and we put that "Fair Tax" on corporations where they pay a flat fee of 20% of their gross profits. They're always wanting to "simply" the tax code. Let them start by "simplifying" Exxon-Mobile and Bank of America. Throw in a $50 an ounce tax on pot and adopt The Bartcop Tax Plan and we'd have this nation back on the road to recovery in a year.
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I was willing to let the Robert Plant discussion die, then last night I talked to a fellow Zeppelin collector from the old days and I asked him if he was as disgusted with the Country Plant as I was. I've always been a Jimmy Page man, he's always been more into Robert. Yes, he's totally disgusted and he directed me to this debacle,
Over the Hills and Far Away was
always a great song, expecially live.
It starts out so peaceful and melodic, then crashes into major excitement, ...unless you think excitement is severely over-rated and should be replaced with that calming Nashville twang. Oh God, this makes me sick to
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damn stomach.
...and then there's Black Dog - on a f-ing banjo? Eddie, are you kidding? This is like Tarantino doing a children's musical on Broadway. Subject:
Eldrick and Bill Murray
Hey Bart, Letterman was wrong, Bill Murray did not win a PGA major So why is he standing there next to the trophy? He won the pebble beach pro-am which is not a major The Pebble Beach Pro-Am? Sure sounds like a major tournament but I guess you're saying it's not a PGA major tournament. Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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"A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged." -- Unknown Link "A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.. or pregnant." -- Unknown Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject:
your anti-religion rant
Bart, your response to "a call to reason" was so beautiful I almost cried…. Excellent rebuttal. I copied n pasted it for future reference if you don’t mind. J Robert in Seattle Subject: your god rant Excellent god rant Bart. You should enshrine that on your site for easy reference again and again. Tony D'A OK, we'll file that under God-Rant.htm Subject: Invisible Cloud Being Did God create man to do His bidding? Or did man create God to do his? Terry in Tahlequah, OK Bart, You kicked ass with your explanation of God and religion. Gregor in Medicine Hat, Alberta Canada I agree. There is no God, only organized and unorganized religion. And what is religion? A crutch, an excuse, a reason, a false comfort, etc. Joe @ The Sludge Report Bart, nice rant on religion. Cloud-being-believers dhould understand is that a person can live a Christian life —being kind to people, doing unto others, etc. —without believing in their bullshit. The god stuff isn't necessary to being a good human being; it's a crutch, it's window dressing and it's a lie. I've attached a toon you might like. Best to you + Mrs. Bart and your kitties. Charles Send e-mail to Bart Subject:
Obama's budget
Bart, When his budget gets to the House the pressure will be on the Republicans to fund the subsidies for low income fuel costs. If they pass it like it is the public will cry foul. If they restore funding the tea baggers will vote them out. It’s a win-win for the Dems. Can you see the Republicans in the senate holding up the bill to increase social spending? Gregg If the budget is a giant "fuck you" to the poorest Americans I don't think I'd call it a win-win. Send e-mail to Bart Put your pet's picture on bartcop.com
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