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Wednesday March 23, 2011 Vol 2667 - Pivot for a minute
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"It's all so confusing, and I wonder if they aren't playing down the dangers to keep us from panicking. I don't know who to trust.” -- Tsugumi Hasegawa, stuck in a shelter 50 miles from the Fukushima nuclear mess, Link Tsugumi, I feel for you, but I have an idea. Try to get to a shelter that's 100 miles - or more - from the nuke mess. Send e-mail to Bart
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support. bartcop.com PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 to bartcop@bartcop.com Quotes "Other than telling us how to live, think, marry, pray, vote, invest, educate our children and, now, die, Republicans have done a fine job of getting government out of our personal lives..” -- Editorial Page, Portland Oregonian Send e-mail to Bart Subject: How to ID a Chupacabra Link Thanks to Chicago Jim Send e-mail to Bart Bill Moyer, 73, wears a "Bullshit Protector" flap over his ear while G. W. Bush addresses the Veterans of Foreign Wars in Idaho yesterday. ha ha Subject: Is Humanity really ready for nuclear Power? With the recent nuclear disaster in Japan the questions are raised again - Should be using nuclear power. Is it safe enough? Should we stop building nuclear plants? Should we shut down the plants we have? I personally think that it is theoretically possible to have safe nuclear power, that we have the technology to do it right if we choose to do so. But I don't think that humanity has the disciplines to actually do what it takes to run nuclear plants safely. And for that reason I think we should at least stop building new plants and we should aggressively upgrade existing plants to a far higher safety standard. The question is - how safe is safe enough? The answer is, with nuclear, you have to get to 100%. We can't be running plants that might some day require that major cities be abandoned of thousands of years. We can't have plants that can spew radiation into the food chain that everyone on the planet has to eat. The problem today is that plant operators take safety shortcuts to save money. Safety inspectors are bribed, corrupt politicians want deregulation, standards too weak and are not followed. As we saw in the Gulf Oil Spill companies routinely ignore what they are supposed to do just to save a buck. But look at the costs in the long run. When safety is ignored, bad things happen. With nuclear, bad things can last thousands of years. So even if plants can be designed to be safe the real question is if humans can be trusted to not cut corners and actually do the things it will take to be safe. I don't think we are there yet. The Japanese meltdown is an example. They invented the word tsunami and they built a nuclear power plant on the ocean that wasn't tsunami ready. They thought they were saving a buck but in the long run this will be the most expensive mistake Japan made since siding with the Germans in WWII. We cannot continue to fool ourselves and merely choose to believe we can run nuclear safely when we can't. We have to look at reality and put a halt to this until we know we can do it right. We haven't even yet figured out how to dispose of spent fuel rods safely. We should at least figure that out before moving forward with any more nuclear plants. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "I don't know how many people have died as we wait to do something. Thank God for strong women in the Obama administration." -- Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-Fabulous) on Obama's lack of decisiveness, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Obama dithering? Bart, I am yet undecided about the Libyan conflict. However, Obama has played it perfectly. "Dithering"? Please, he waited until American citizens were out, the Arab League was in agreement and the U.N. resolution was passed. The U.N. resolution was passed on Friday and the operation began Saturday. How in the fuck is that dithering? Half baked Alaska and Depends McCain wanted to attack sooner? Great, then the Arab League would have been pissed, U.N. would have been pissed and we would now be trying to figure out how to get American citizens out that would probably be held hostage if not human shields. No matter what President Obama does the right wing is going to complain. I have never seen a president criticized nearly as much as him. Jon in Ohio I think the perception most people have of Obama is this: If his house was burning he would ask a lot of questions and try to look at the problem from several viewpoints and study possible solutions while every other person in the world would dial 9-1-1 and then turn on the hose and start squirting the fire. Thoughtful reflection isn't the answer to every problem. Send e-mail to Bart America 'Trapped' by False Narratives by Robert Parry Link
Subject: criticizing the President Why do conservatives hate America? Before you connies go into screaming hysterics, consider this. When the Bush REGIME (thanks, Rush) was in power, any criticism of the president, his administration or their policies were met with howls of “ANTI-AMERICAN!!!!! You hate America! You hate the flag, you hate the troops. You hate Mom, apple pie, baseball and Chevrolet. We’re at war, you’re giving aid and comfort to the enemy. Why do you hate America?” What’s different today? We’re still at war but now we have a Democratic president, who happens to be black, btw. But all day, on AM hate radio, starting with the pill popping Junkie, Limbaugh and all day, every day on FAUX NotNews, the president, his administration and their policies are trashed, ridiculed, lied about and slandered. Limbaugh has called Obama everything but the “N” word and even the wife and children of the president have been attacked. (That would be you, Beck). So, using their own language and reasoning, I ask the conservatives this. Why do you hate America? Why do you hate the flag and the troops? And why, WHY, are you giving aid and comfort to the enemy? Why do you hate America? Nick in Nevada Send e-mail to Bart Subject: I want Bartcop.com to survive Bart, I read about your fund-raising problems and I'm here to help. I will add 50% to any donation you get up to $1,000. If a reader sends in $50, instead of giving them 6 months of Bartcop Radio please give them 9 months and I'll send you $25. You've kept me sane in some crazy times, Midnight Avenger Update A second reader offered to match donations up to $1,000. We are currently at $1,640 so only $360 to go. Thanks to all who have contributed and we're recording another Bartcop Radio Show tonight. bartcop.com PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155
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