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April 6, 2011 Vol 2671 - A special kind of crazy
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"The Republicans wanted $65M in spending cuts, we offered $35m. They turned us down, so we agreed with the $65M and they turned that down, too. The Republicans are refusing to take 'yes' for an answer." -- Harry Reid, on CNN this morning Poor hapless Harry - he can't even surrender effectively. Send e-mail to Bart Shopping
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Subject: protect the Constitution? Conservatives love to crow about how much they love the Constitution and how they need to protect it from those evil Liberals. While I agree that the Constitution needs to be protected, I’m not sure that the Liberals are the ones posing a danger to it. Conservatives want to overturn the 14th Amendment and the 17th Amendment, Ann Coulter has repeatedly expressed displeasure with the 19th Amendment, the Bush Administration pretty much made the 4th Amendment invalid, with the Patriot Act and illegal wiretapping, Newt Gingrich is on record as saying that Freedom of Speech should be restricted and most Conservatives are currently doubtful about that pesky Freedom of Religion clause in the 1st Amendment, at least where it concerns Muslims. So who really is a threat to the Constitution? Nick in Nevada Send e-mail to Bart Did
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I didn't, but the Loony Left knows. Did you know Hillary drinks babies' blood? I didn't, but the Loony Left knows. Quotes "I don't think Eldrick will finish in the top 5. The shots he was hitting at Doral, they were very inconsistent. You can't afford to hit shots like that on this golf course and get away with it. I don't think you want to rely on your short game that much around this place." -- some golfer named Ian Poulter Link Poor Eldrick - if he keeps sinking, I may have to start rooting for him like I root for Paris, Lindsay, Charlie and Tom Cruise. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: income taxes
Bart - My income was below the poverty level last year, but I paid my taxes in full and on time. The IRS found some discrepancy and came after me with a 20 page form for - wait for it - $5. FIVE BUCKS. Ed K
Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. McGovern Hails Dropped Charge I can read her mind horseshit by Robert Parry Link Excerpt: Clinton, who was calling on governments around the world to respect peaceful dissent, continued on with her talk as if nothing had happened. This helps because Robert Perry can actually read Hillary's mind. He became famous for this in 2008 and his powers are still working. There's Hillary, giving what might be considered a major speech that governments will listen to and look for messages and policy statements and she hears a scuffle and she should stop speaking and ask, "What's that?" How stupid would she look if she stopped her speech because some guy was having an argument with his wife and had to be removed? But we have Robert Perry's mind-reading assurance that Hillary KNEW her private army of goons was going to assult McGovern for absolutely no reason so she was prepared to ignore the sound of the old man's bones breaking to further her ambitious goals of what - her coming retirement? If Robert Perry was an investiugative journalist, as he claims, why didn't he investigate and tell us who grabbed McGovern, who do they work for and who ordered the "hit" on the peaceful protester? No, no, that's too much to ask. Perry says McGovern was grabbed by "two security agents." Well, that clears up everything, right? Have you ever heard of "security agents" before? Why would Robert Perry investigate and give us the facts when he can read Hillary's mind and fabricate horseshit? I'll tell you why - I suspect the FACTS would not serve Perry's goals. Perry wants to discredit Hillary so bad he can fucking taste it - but the facts get in the way so he ignores the facts and goes with his mind-reading act. I used to say "Consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the internet," but then Bob let his Hillary hate drive him crazy and look where he is now. How sad... <big Al Gore sigh...> I know it's healthy for citizens to be distrustful of their government, but why does the loony Left stay married to the "Hillary murders people" shit? The "Vince Foster" crap and "Mena Airport" are figments of Rush's imagination. Hardon Kenny spent $100M trying to prove those ridiculous accusations were true, but in the end, Kenny had to admit there was no evidence to support the charges. yet the Loony Left still considers it that horseshit as gospel Why does the Looky Left get in bed with Rush when it concerns the Clintons? What did the Clintons do that was so bad, it causes normally-rational people to agree with the vulgar Pigboy - that Hillary actually murders people? And if Hillary murders people she doesn't like, how the fuck is Rush still alive? Send e-mail to Bart Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are 169 shows online to listen to. That's a lot of BCR
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Pro-Lifers bomb abortion clinics and support wars, while morality voters support philanderers, crooks and war criminals. Welcome to American politics. This book is a short, conversational history of just how our national political discourse got so dumb, paranoid and self-defeating. From ExxonMobil and Monsanto to Paul Weyrich and the Koch Brothers, billionaires have long invested in capitalizing on paranoia. With the apparent death of the American Dream, the specter of denied privilege provides a fertile audience for corporate-sponsored "reality middle-men" like Limbaugh, Beck, NewsMax and Fox "News". From the American Liberties League and John Birch Society to the Moral Majority and the Tea Party, this book outlines how profitable and easy it is for our nation's most powerful billionaires to get paranoid Americans to fight their battles for them. Click for more info Subject: I need more boot up my ass
Why do you feel the need to use foul language in order to defend yourself? To defend myself, I would need to be under attack. You call yesterday's pitiful exchange an attack? Are you stupid, or just another "INBRED" Oakie??? My unrelated parents were born in Arkansas and Missouri. Where were your parents born - the Zoo? I didn't use any foul language. I asked you a question and stated my positions. ha ha Seriously? You wren't cursing when you wrote: You just don't haver a fucking clue, admit it!!! You Monkeys are funny. Where do you get the idea that I don't have the balls to face you ??? You opened with your refusal to gamble with me. Don't you read your Monkey Mail before you send it? You may have a bad memory but I'll bet you can climb the fuck out of trees - am I right? I will be in the Ozarks next week, if you want to talk to me in that manner to my face. Oklahoma is crawling with braindead ditto-monkeys. Why would I want to import another one? I really think you might have a severe "ball" shortage when it comes to something like that. ha ha You really think? We've seen no evidence of that, Monkey. All you xdo is hide behind your little computer and pretend you are the Enlightened one. What a joke !!!! You suck !!!!! Steve Gabon Hey Monkey, I have a Banana Fact for you: Over 100 countries grow bananas, but India produces the most with 26 tons. But now I'm tired of you - so why don't you... Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Leaving Obama? Nope not me. Bart, any President that pisses off BOTH parties is alright by me. I paid $400 LESS I taxes this year because of Mr. Obama. Sure there are things I wish he would address. Illegal immigration for one, but overall, compared to Bush, he has been a breath of fresh air. Our President is actually LIKED by the majority of nations, he is articulate, his family photogenic and not a bunch of partying drunks. There is nobody on the Repub side I would vote for, and almost as few on the Dem side as well. Hillary has said she will not run, so who does that leave? I would rather have Mr. Obama in for four more years than let some other candidate try to muck it up further. Robert in Seattle. Subject: Leaving Obama? Nope not me. I can’t understand this “Obama Is Not Perfect So I Am Not Voting For Him” crowd. Have they not seen the disasters that have happened in Wisconsin, Florida, Maine or Ohio when Democrats stay home. Thanks to Obama, I have a chance to at least buy and keep decent health insurance. Would I have liked single payer? Sure but at least what we got is a lot better than what we had. There would not even be a chance in hell to have health care reform if Geezer/Sleezer had won. We have the end of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. Would that have happened under President Palin? We are not in a war with Iran. What would have Vice-President McCain have done? We can add saving the economy, saving hundreds of thousands of jobs, saving Wall Street (and what little retirement I have left), saving GM and Chrysler, Matthew Shepherd & Lilly Ledbetter acts, START, CHIP, infrastructure, science & tech, student loans, children's health, etc. I supported Hillary until Obama became the nominee. I seem to remember a certain guy around here who did the same. I ask the OINPSIANVFH crowd would Hillary been the perfect liberal president? I doubt it because she was not even the perfect liberal nominee contender. If Bernie Sanders had become president could he have accomplished even this much considering the numb-nuts in Congress that are on his side? Not a chance. Jay in Georgia I plan to vote for Obama, too. Send e-mail to Bart Put your pet's picture on bartcop.com for just $10. Made-in-China.com -
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Subject: Libya Goddamnit Bart, Why the fuck do you support this insane military clusterfuck of Obama's? It seems the only fucking tool in the box is a fucking hammer. Vince the Screamer I think genocide is bad. And what tool would you use against a geniciodal dictator, a screwdriver? Send e-mail to Bart This
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