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Tuesday April 26, 2011 Vol 2681 - Inventing pitfalls
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"Right now, Donald Trump is NBC's Charlie Sheen." -- Lawrence O'Donnell, on MSNBC Damn, wish I'd said that. Send e-mail to Bart
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That's what he should've said - but he's not honest
Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Christopher Hitchens is one of the most terrifying rhetoricians the world has seen.' -- Martin Amis, in a pre-death obituary Link I sure like Hitchens's position on religious insanity, but who can take him seriously when he yells 'rapist' at Bill Clinton and 'whore' at Mother Theresa? This "terrifying rhetorician" never learned the difference between allegation and fact. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Prop 8 Judge biased? Some people say that the judge in California's same sex marriage case is biased because it was revealed he was gay? Gay judges shouldn't decide cases involving gay issues? Does that mean the straight judges shouldn't decide questions regarding opposite sex marriage? Think about it. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are 170 shows online to listen to. That's a lot of BCRwith more shows coming!
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support. bartcop.com PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 to bartcop@bartcop.com TV Stuff I saw a documentary on Joe Strummer and The Clash on some cable TV channel. Did you know he named himself Strummer because he wasn't very good on lead guitar? Must've been a pay channel because there was lots of cursing - but it was well done. Almost everyone they interviewed was sitting by a bonfire - that was interesting but I wondered during the show: Mrs Bart and I were lucky enough to see Led Zeppelin in Birmingham, AL (that's my audio with someone else's Super 8 film) and Queen in St Louis (Typo - Styx wasn't there, but Kansas and Mahogany Rush were) and The Clash live at the Bronco Bowl in Dallas. Anybody else have the good fortune to see those three bands live? We had second row center seats for that Dallas show, but just before the band came out the ushers showed up and said The Clash wanted the kids to be able to f-ing dance so they moved us to the back of the front section - still good seats, but I hated that. I hear there's a nice bootleg of that Clash Bronco Bowl show. Anybody got a copy of that? Send e-mail to Bart Supreme Court acts rationally (I never expected to see that headline) Says no need to rush Obamacare review Link Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "I heard Obama was a terrible student, terrible. How does a bad student go to Columbia and then to Harvard?" -- Trump, in an interview with the Whore AP, Link Yeah, terrible students always graduate Harvard magna cum laude. But then again, they gave Monkey Bush a diploma, but Obama wasn't rich and connected like Der Monkey was. Please, God (I know...) let that idiot Trump win the Rethug nomination - please! Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Colorado Mall Bombing suspect So I haven't noticed any of the "main stream media" refer to this old, white, tea-bag looking man as a terrorist. Not dark enough? Casper in Denton, TX Yeah, he's too white to be a terrorist. This idiot was out of prison one week and he plants a bomb that didn't go off. Maybe he's got a husband on the inside? Send e-mail to Bart Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Lindsay Lohan to Clean L.A. Morgue Suddenly, cocaine's not as much fun as it once was Link "She won't be handling any dead bodies but she'll certainly see them,” said Los Angeles Coroner Assistant Chief Ed Winter. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Tired of liberal bashing. WTF? Bart, I don't see you as bashing liberals per se, as comparitivly to a "vis a vis" that your reader impugns to you're bashing the dem leadership (and all progressives). I see it more that you're saying "I'm putting my foot in your ass to bluedog pricks that stab us in the back day in and day out, and let's add to this, the spineless democratic assholes in our leadership who refuse to fight. Sling that hammer! Mike in Wa Send e-mail to Bart Real or Photoshop? Link Yesterday's Real or Photoshop? Link The lizard has to be photoshopped. He is blue. If he turns the color of his surroundings, then he would be the same color as the his surroundings. I say "photoshopped." Gordy the Graphic artist Bart, that's got to be a photoshop job. If you look closely, you can see Cheney's scar where they inserted the pacemaker. Smiley bekaye It's a blue iguana, and yes it's real--not photoshopped. Unfortunately it's critically endangered though. Allison in Centreville, VA dear batcrop yeah, I've seen a chameleon turn blue before, maybe not that blue, so what the hell do you care? Desmo Don't start any crap with me. I've dedicated my life to the blue lizard. batcrop Send e-mail to Bart Fracking America to Death Cheney will find a way to kill us all Link The unregulated process of extracting natural gas from underground rock (formally known as hydraulic fracturing) is leaving a toxic legacy. Thanks to Cheney, a bill was passed when he was vice president that exempted fossil fuel companies engaged in fracking from virtually any oversight - and exempted them from nearly all environmental laws and regulations. That's how they do it. Rich men steal power, then change the laws to make their crimes legal. Where were our Democrats? Cowering in fear - as always. Where is Obama now that he's got power? Looking forward - he doesn't want any trouble. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: maxed out credit card Bart, We are paying for this every day. Why is the price of oil over $100/barrel? There is no shortage. But when the dollar weakens, the price of oil goes up. And the world markets have seen that we will not tax the rich. So, the dollar will continue to slide and the price of oil will continue to rise until the inevitable economic crash. Jim W. Plus, those Wall Street bastards keep bidding higher for oil futures. Obama should've made them play ball BEFORE he bailed them out. His way, there's an incentive to go broke a second time. Send e-mail to Bart Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair
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Levee breaks in Pigboy's hometown
God must be punishing his Fascist ass (no link - it just happened) Subject: illegal to share food?
Hey, Bart, snopes.com already did a piece on this (it's another bogus right-wing myth): http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/organic.asp Ken Ken, thanks for that. Send e-mail to Bart Put your pet's picture on bartcop.com for just $10. The Royal Wedding
I couldn't care any less about this if I tried. I'd rather watch Eldrick play basketball than get caught up in this. I'd rather listen to a three hour speech on the orgins of the Palestinian conflict, but... Kathy Griffin is going to mock the proceedings Live on the TV Guide Channel. The only way this could be better if she was on HBO where she could swing away but I'm sure she's got enough one-liners to make it worth watching. Send e-mail to Bart Lack of sanity was my first
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Subject: Pat Robertson's Freudian Slip In discussing why liberals support abortion rights for women, Pat Robertson inadvertently gets it right the first time: "If a woman is a lesbian, what advantage does she have over a married woman? Or what deficiency does she have?" he asked his co-host, Terry Meeuwsen. "Well, she can’t have children," Meeuwsen answered. Link As a child-free adult, I had to chuckle at the quick save here, from "advantage" to "deficiency". What's really shocking is that Robertson's female co-host is so ignorant she would actually state that a lesbian can't have children. On what planet would that be the case, Terry, you ignorant slut? (Salute to Dan Akroyd and Jane Curtin from the old SNL.) Joanne from Wisconsin Send e-mail to Bart Why are we GIVING millions of dollars to companies with billions in profits? No wonder we have budget problems. We give the store away to those who already own their own store. Why can't Obama see this? Check out the news and toons at Guess the City Link I don't know, either, so send proof. If you don't click, odds are this'll be your home town and your friends will wonder why you didn't recognize it. Subject: last issue's mystery city Last issue's mystery city is Miami. Dude, that's I-95 in the center bottom of the photo, with downtown to the right. If the picture showed a little more to the east, you would see South Beach. Paul in Boca Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Do YOU, the reader, have a not-too-obscure History Mystery picture? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? Bart, the boy is our patron saint of liberals: Edward M. Kennedy. I miss his passion. Stef Interesting - more people guessed Paul McCartney than Teddy. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donation If
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