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Wednesday April 27, 2011 Vol 2682 - Carnival barkers
  Quote of the Day "Trump is a clueless idiot, so howdid he get on top in the GOP polls?" -- Rachel Rose Hartmann, Link He got to the top because he's a clueless idiot. The teabaggers won't vote for a sane person. Sidebar: Bill Maher was on Letterman and CBS censors bleeped the word "teabaggers." |
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"Certain people in the news the last couple weeks, just, what are they doing? It's crazy.
They're making statements about people that they don't even back up. Go get the facts
before you start saying things about people - and Trump."
-- Robert De Niro, seemingly talking about birther idiots Link
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"Hands of my Medicare" is the cry
Link
Freshman Rep. Daniel Webster was armed with a rainbow of graphs and pie charts,
ready to make the GOP's case for budget cuts before his own constituents. He was
barely a minute into his prepared remarks Tuesday when the yelling started.
The first heckler shouted his doubts about the Florida congressman's promise to do
what is right in Washington. From there, the hour-long meeting in Orlando was filled
with a constant stream of boos and questioners in the crowd of 300 shouting over each other.
Twelve minutes into his remarks, Webster couldn't be heard over the shouting on both sides.
He tried to continue but then stood quietly for a minute smiling, his hands clasped together in front.
They deserve every bit of this.
They cultivated this "scream at your Rep" style of democracy two summers ago
and now their monster is turning on them and it couldn't be funnier to watch.
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Help a girl get to St Andrews, Scotland
Isn't that where they invented golf?
Remember my good friend Christian Livermore?
She has been accepted into the graduate creative writing program
at the University of St Andrews in Scotland.
She starts in the Fall - if she can raise the money!
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This is her dream come true - if she can get there.
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"It’s laughable how the Obama lapdog media are already discussing that the GOP
has no front-runner in the 2012 presidential race even though the election is more
than 18 months away. The purpose of this spin, of course, is to try to convince
Americans that the GOP is rudderless and that the country will be better off with
Mr. Obama for four more years."
-- Ted Nugent, the Teabagging, guitar playing handjob, Link
"I love FOX News!"
Butt Ted, you're saying the facts don't matter?
Why are there no declared Republicans?
What are they afraid of?
Why don't they declare early like they did in 2008?
Granted, America's media is one giant gaggle of whores, but nobody is as bad as FOX News.
If Rethugs are afraid to get in the contest, the media shouldn't mention it?
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We raise the stupid bar every 90 days
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Quotes
"The president has some issues to deal with here. He can solve this whole birth certificate
issue pretty quickly ... I don't know why he can't produce that birth certificate.
It's an issue that looks like he could answer pretty quickly."
-- Franklin Graham, (D-Cracker) doing his Palin impression, picking fights on Easter f-ing Sunday Link
They've formed a circle jerk that you can't enter unless you're insane.
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Subject: Christopher Hitchens
His absurd defense of Chinese Water Torture by staging a waterboarding session
with a couple of comforting good cops was profoundly humiliating to witness.
I agree - you can't have a freind torture you to prove that torture isn't all that bad.
You need someone who doesn't like you to prove the point.
Intellectual dishonesty writ large.
Published in Vanity Fair no less, need the irony be pointed out?
Mary in a small town in northern california
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Subject: Obama called Trump's bluff?
Donald Trump said he would release his tax return when Obama released his birth certificate.
Obama has now released his birth certificate, so Donald, lets see that tax return.
I'll bet "The Donald" paid nothing in taxes like most of these rich bastards who are pillaging America.
Marc Perkel
Who thinks this will shut them up?
They'll just say "forgery" and we've gained nothing.
Teabaggers don't so facts, remember?
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We lost 5000 soldiers to preserve "our" cheap oil
but the prices have more than tripled at the pump.
It's mean-spirited nit-picking at the Black guy
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Wii Sports
We got a Wii Sports console for Chrtistmas.
It's connected to the Internet, so does that mean I could
play you online if you also had a connected Wii?
I have a 1,000 rating at Tennis and I shoot par at Golf.
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Poker indictments present opportunity
It's like Maui making beach-going illegal
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Mortgaging your million dollar home to buy stock in Lady GaGa vibrators is legal,
but betting a dollar on online pocket Aces is a "crime" that needs to be addressed?
Why can't sanity be involved in government "problems?"
BTW, the Desperate Housewives play poker each week.
Will Obama seek their indictment, too?
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in HBO's "Game Change."
Ed Harris plays the Geezer
Quotes
"It's gotta be weird stuffing money into a stripper's bikini
when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."
-- unattributed quote, referring to Prince William's bachelor party
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Subject: Thanks for the tip on "Rescue Me"
This is probably the dumbest thing I ever wrote you about, but I just wanted
to thank you for recommending the show Rescue Me to your readers.
It's not just a great show with amazingly hot actresses - but I think it's the
first show I've seen in awhile where the problems the characters face don't
have blindingly obvious solutions.
Cheers,
-Rex Devious
ps. The recommendation on the McDonald's Grilled Chicken sandwich wasn't half bad either.
Wow - did this come in today?
Rescue Me's been gone so long it's about to come back :)
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Ignoring the Progressive Budget Plan
Rachel Maddow wants to know why
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Subject: Zeppelin, Queen and The Clash
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Real or Photoshop?
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Yesterday's Real or Photoshop?
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Bart, that is clearly a real image of the leader in the GOP nomination race - one big horse's ass.
capt jimmie
Bart, that looks like Trump chasing his hairpiece
CB
Bart, come on man, can't you make this as good as your history mystery deal?
To say this was a no-brainer is too nice.
Vince
What a grouch!
Did you forget we're trying to have some fun here?
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Gary Johnson (R) runs for President
He's more Democrat than Obama is
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Johnson wants to end the wars in Afghanistan and Iraw.
He wants to slash the military budget and he's for legalizing pot.
Next, he'll say poker is not a terrible crime!
If only our president was as progressive as this Republican...
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Subject: Zeppelin, Queen and The Clash
In Bart,
I got to see those three bands (Led Zeppelin, Queen, The Clash) Live as well.
Saw Queen at Madison Sq. Garden on Sept. 28, 1980 ( I went to a lot of concerts that year)
Had previous success sneaking into the luxury boxes back then and did it again for Queen
Those boxes came with a refrigerator full of free beer.
I saw The Clash in 1983 on the first day of The US Festival in Devore Ca.
They used to show the live broadcast of that on MTV all the time.
And Led Zeppelin at Live Aid in Philadelphia in 1985. (No Bonham unfortunately)
Drove to Philly from New York with no tickets and bribed a guy to let us in.
You probably couldn't get away with those kinds of things today.
L.A. Rick, The Hollywood Liberal
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Last issue's mystery city is Vienna, Austria
Bart, I’ve visited the city a couple of times, I seem to recall they’ve got
a lot of buildings like that one. And the schnitzels aren’t bad either.
Cheers,
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
What is last issue's History Mystery?
Bart, isn't that Harvey Corman in drag as Hedley Lamar?
E.I. ha ha
Bart, that’s Edythe Marrenner who changed her name to Susan Hayward.
Rocky
Anyone remember how creepy the gas chamber scene was in I want To Live?
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