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Weekend-Monday May 9, 2011 Vol 2687 - bin Laden's Bloopers
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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot
of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."
-- Der Monkey Fuhrer, June 4, 2003
I'll bet everyone reading this agrees with Bush.
He never spent any time thinking about anything.
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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot
of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."
-- Der Monkey Fuhrer, June 4, 2003
I'll bet everyone reading this agrees with Bush.
He never spent any time thinking about anything.
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Subject: new drink
Bart, I stopped by the bar last night.
They had a new drink called the Osama Bin Ladin.
It's 2 shots & a splash of water.
Danny Detroit
Danny, I'm ashamed of you.
It's not right to mock the recently deceased.
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Subject: Mission Accomplished - Time to get out
After 9-11 America went into Afghanistan to get those who were behind the attack.
Now we have killed Osama bin Laden, who was in a different country, and I say it's
time to declare mission accomplished and get out.
We're spending 2 billion dollars a week there and for what?
To prop up an unelected drug-dealing dictator who has more in common with the Taliban
than with us? There's no reason for us to be there. We aren't accomplishing anything.
We aren't supporting the "good guys" because there aren't any good guys there.
Before this last week OBL created the illusion we had some kind of mission there.
That illusion is now gone. We need to stop draining the life out of America by
wasting resources fighting wars with no possibility of a positive outcome.
Marc Perkel
I want to get out too, but what about the Afghani women?
If we leave they're in for a lifetime of sexual and actual slavery.
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"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one,
not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a
night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that"
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Chevy Cruze recalled
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Imagine turning your car's steering wheel, or giving it a gentle tug, and having it break away
from the steering column. Now you're speeding along holding the suddenly useless wheel.
Will America's whore media go bat-shit crazy slurring Chevrolet for months over this?
Or do we just do that to Japanese companies?
To this day - they haven't found a problem with Toyota's cars, besides the floor mats.
But if the steering wheel comes off in your hands, you're in a fight for your life.
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"The bin Laden raid has exacerbated tensions between America and Pakistan. The army here
is angry that it was not told about the unilateral raid on a target within its territory, while there
are suspicions in Washington that bin Laden may have been protected by Pakistani security
forces while on the run.
-- The Whore AP Link
Well, that seems ridiculous.
What army doesn't understand the concept of "need to know?"
The only reason they would need to know is to give Osama some
advance warning - and they're angry they didn't get to do that?
I'm sure Pakistan is hurt and jealous that they don't have invisible helicopters.
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I saw an iPhone commercial that showed a guy paying for a
cup of coffee by flashing his phone at the cash register.
I need a tech writer to keep us up-to-date on new gadgets and apps.
Write as your own pace - no deadlines or schedules to keep.
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Mind-controlled cat ears
They're all the rage in Japan
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They look kinda cute on a girl or a child, but I don't
want to see some big burly dude wiggling his ears at me.
BUT, I love the idea that this technology is here.
Soon, we'll be able to play video games without a joystick
and paralyzed people will be less paralyzed than they are now.
Hell, maybe I could type with it and get feeling back in my hands.
BUT, if they want this technology to take off like a rocket,
they need to figure out how to incorporate sex with it.
ALL technology - VCRs, Internet, DVDs, flash drives, etc
have gotten their biggest boost from the porn industry.
VCRs were invented so men wouldn't have to go to porn theaters
Hey, don't blame the messenger.
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Subject: BCR Show 168
Hey Bart.
I'm running late on the BCR listening.
BCR 168 was absolutely great.
I agree 1 billion percent with the Dr Drew beat down in regards to Charley Sheen.
Only problem is you were too easy on the unctuous and slimy Drew.
His smug, condescending self important, holier than thou attitude
made me want to reach in the radio and rip his tonsils out.
Paul of Seattle
I still find it hard to believe this "doctor" would accuse a man
of shooting his girlfriend without bothering to check the facts.
Makes you wonder what else this "doctor" doesn't bother to check.
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The Trump Backlash Begins
He turned his brand into a worldwide joke
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The Trump steamroller got run off the road last week, and getting back on track may not be easy.
The wealthy asshole surged to the top of the Republican polls with a bombastic media blitz that
stunned the political pros, even as many scoffed at the notion that he is seriously running for president.
Now he's been roughed up, ridiculed, and, for the moment, knocked out of the news.
Trump has been utterly overshadowed by Obama'ss triumph in killing Osama bin Laden
(forcing NBC, irony of ironies, to cut away from Celebrity Apprentice on Sunday night).
But the impact was worse for Trump because it made the birther issue seem so small.
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Mail Bag Powerball
Subject: What I can't understand is...
Now that Americans have shown an extremely positive response to the killing of Osama Bin Laden,
"CIA Drector Leon Panetta said orders from Obama were to kill Osama bin Laden", which is in great
contrast to the administrations' original wobbles of uncertainty with stories of "fierce gun fights" and
Osama fighting to the death. These heroic stories were designed to stir enthusiasm, and they did that
job very well at a time when Obama was unsure of what America's response would be.
It is now being said Osama was unarmed. They're going with the story that politically benefits them most,
and knowing this to be true makes it ever more clear that the entire story is political make-believe.
Much like the hundreds of former German Nazi leaders we allowed to secretly live out their lives
after WWII, Osama Bin Laden was under American protection since 9/11 and died of kidney disease
while in exile. If he had been the rogue monster he's been made out to be, and found alive, the orders
would have been to take him unharmed at all costs because he was the single key to understanding
and destroying Al Queda. Think about this...why would a handful of laptops and a dozen hard drives
equal a "treasure trove" of information" that will work wonders in preventing future attacks, but
Bin Laden himself, the brain behind EVERYTHING on those hard drives be considered disposable?
If Bin Laden himself had so little intelligence value how the hell can his laptop be worth Fort Knox?
Tim on Muldraugh. Ky
Subject: Killing Osama bin Laden and liberalism
Bart,
I'm a hard-left liberal and I'm glad they killed Osama bin Laden!
Don't judge all of us based on one blogger's opinion!
I'm against handguns carried in public, but I don't mind if law enforcement
officers have guns and use them to protect the public.
I thought it was illegal (and stupid) for us to attack Iraq without provocation,
but I applaud the decision to sneak into Pakistan and take out a mass murderer!
I'm also an atheist and don't give a damn who someone else wants to marry.
I'm a fiscal conservative, but I support a single-payer healthcare system.
I'm for the legalization and taxation of marijuana.
I could go on for a couple of pages talking about my beliefs, but who cares?
Just don't let someone else say all liberals are against killing bin Laden!
I'm proud of the Navy Seals and proud of my country!
Franz in Gaithersburg, MD
Subject: You're a chump
It’s so stupid. Osama has been declared dead nine times since 2001.
And Obama can’t get straight whether the “Navy Seals” met resistance.
And in a hail Mary pass, the WH was forced to claim that OBL was unarmed.
Do you get the falsity and stupidity about this operation, Bart?
No pictures (except obvious fakes), no DNA (can’t be done in 24 hrs.),
no corpus delecti (tie some stones on the dug up corpse).
Doesn’t really surprise, since Bin Laden had nothing to do with 911,
was a CIA operative at the time, and was not pleased when he was made
a scapegoat for Israel. He rightfully denied the attack, and then all the fake
Osama’s came forward thanks to the CIA and Mossad, to claim that Islam
was the dark evil baddass of Ali Baba and such.
Do you realize how you all have been duped by Mossad and the CIA?
Fucking chumps.
Richard M who knows the real truth
Subject: David Sirota
As you know, I developed quite the fan club last time I publickly kicked your pathetic ass...
we've exchanged quite a few emails etc. over your Sirota comments...the term "transparent fool"
was used a lot...as we all know, you hate Sirota because as a real Democrat he despises the Clintons.
And a little, hick whore like you can't stand that. Now, take a look at what Michael Moore has to say:
Michael Moore: 'Bin Laden Was Executed'
"Look at the Nuremberg Trials. We didn't just pop a bullet in the heads of the worst scum in history.
We thought it was important to put them on trial and expose their evil. In a democracy we believe in
a system of justice and we believe in a judicial system that gives people a day in court ... and then
we hung them." - Michael Moore
You're too stupid and small to know what he's talking about, but there have been many more comments
by others who understand what America is supposed to stand for. And they're not ready to make fools of
themselves over the lowest form of petty, personal hatreds.
Oh, we've all agreed to see what we can do to dry up what
paltry contributions a cockroach like you might still be receiving.
Ruprecht II
Worm, I'll let my pit bull Barack take this one:
"Anyone who thinks OBL didn't get what was
coming to him needs to have his head examined."
-- Our President, 60 Minutes
I agree with the President - you're crazy.
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Subject: Use your head
Bart, you wrote:
> What were Obama's options? Can you think of any other options?
Sure, Bart. How about this….
Capture the unarmed Osama in a non-firefight and fly him to Cuba.
Inquisition the f**k out of him.
Pump him for all of eternity, or for as long as our Guantanamo doctors
can keep his sorry ass alive, to record his unique insights and remembrances.
Then, have the whore media say he was thrown to the sharks.
Sorry, no photos or videos, AKA “proof,” as that would incite
our otherwise peace-loving terrorist enemies to violence.
Hey, it’s just a thought. I really don’t have a clue…..
Many thanks to you and your big ol’ hammer,
Wm.
Damn, I wish I'd thought of that.
But that makes me wonder... why tell the world right away that he's dead?
Wouldn't it have been better to sift thru all his computers and find out
where other sombitches are hiding?
As soon as they heard OBL was dead - surely they all switched hideouts.
As they search for whoever's going to emerge as the new Boss it reminds me
of the very first Billy Jack movie - Born Losers - did you ever see that one?
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Some virgin-looking girl in a white bikini was surrounded by biker scumbags.
(Not all bikers are scumbags, but these guys were.)
Billy Jack says, "Who's in charge here?" and some guy says "I am."
Billy Jack says, "Let her go right now and nobody gets hurt."
Bad guy says, "No, not till we have sex with Snow White."
So Billy Jack shoots him in the f-ing head and he falls dead.
Billy Jack looks around the room and says, "NOW who's in charge?"
Some guy says "I am."
Billy Jack says, "Let her go right now and you won't get hurt."
The new Boss steps aside and lets the two leave.
So whoever wants to be the Next Top Turd at al Qaeda has to know
as soon as he's identified, Obama will have him shot in the f-ing head.
Yes, we're in uncharted territory.
A week ago, Obama's ONLY GOAL was to be Mr. Nice,
but he wasn't very nice to Mr. Let's-kill-the-Americans.
Clearly, Obama isn't what we thought he was.
I wonder if The Bitch and The Boner will look at him differently now?
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The GOP said, "Let them die."
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Revenue spiked to $36.2 billion, up $4.7 billion from the same period in 2010, GM said
before the market opened Thursday. The company's gain follows a massive $2.6 billion
profit announced by Ford last week. This week, Chrysler recorded its first profit - $116 million
- since emerging from bankruptcy nearly two years ago.
GM is riding high on torrid sales, especially of its newer lineup of small cars and SUVs
including the Chevrolet Cruze, Equinox and Terrain. In February, GM announced its
first annual profit in six years after being battered by bankruptcy and the recession.
If I'm not mistaken, Obama made a PROFIT by loaning GM that money.
He saved GM, saved a gazillion jobs and made money doing it but the radical
Republican bastards wanted the marketplace to snuff General Motors out.
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Subject: Lijit advertising and your credibility
The issue of quality is the one you did not address.
I didn't have to address it - it was self-evident.
If your choices are A or B and it's not A, the answer is B.
Are you, like, stupid or something?
And just above that story was a good example of the quality of your content.
"Cheerleader must pay $45K for failing to cheer for her rapist"
True, I thought that story was worth telling.
The article you cited stated clearly that the man was convicted of assault not rape.
And the 45K was for filing a frivolous lawsuit not failure to cheer.
This doesn't help your credibility at all.
You're not making sense.
The cheerleader says she was raped - you're saying she wasn't?
She refused to cheer for her alleged rapist, (fact) she was fired, (fact) she sued (fact) and she lost. (fact)
What part of me listing the facts damages my credibility?
Are you saying she should have cheered for her rapist?
What kind of woman-hater are you?
Are you saying her lawsuit to keep her place on the cheerleading squad was frivolous?
Are you saying there's no politics to an allegation of an inter-racial rape and its legal consequences?
No, you're saying my credibility was damaged by running that story.
You're not making sense.
I enjoy your web site because it is entertaining, but sometimes
you miss the mark so far that it just ain't funny.
And it costs you money.
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It's hard to imagine humor that works 100% of the time.
Most stand-up comics would kill for eighty percent.
Obviously the mistake was Lijit's.
They invited me to be their partner in an attempt to make money.
After I said, "Sure, let's give that a try," they wrote back and said,
"Some of the partners were uncomfortable with your content."
which means they made a mistake when they made the offer.
I fail to see how their bad decision-making hurts my credibility.
Last issue had 74 components for you to complain about.
Congrats for finding one that you didn't like.
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Is Pakistan getting a bad rap over this?
Should they have known he was in that compound?
I'm guessing Pakistan is a damn dangerous place
and that all wealthy people have compounds.
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Last issue's mystery city is Ixtapaluca, Mexico City.
It's depressing, maybe but at least they have a place to sleep and it isn't the streets.
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
What is last issue's History Mystery?
Bart, that's New York Mayor William J. Gaynor, right after he was shot in the throat by an assassin.
The photographer, William Warnecke of the New York World, was just trying to get a glamor shot of Hizzoner for
the equivalent of People Magazine of the day. Instead, he caught the Mayor just after he took a bullet. He survived
for another three years after this.
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