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Wednesday, June 1, 2011 Vol 2699 - Majority minority
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"Obama was able to find and kill bin Laden because of a tip from one of his wives. When she saw a picture of his body, she said, 'Now who can't drive the car?'" -- Conan Send e-mail to Bart Weiner
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First they got Grayson, and now Weiner? Link Rep. Anthony Weiner refused to answer questions outside his Capitol Hill office about how a photo of an underwear-clad erect penis ended up on his Twitter account over the weekend. In a brief gaggle with reporters Tuesday, Weiner said he’s done talking about it and refused to say whether the photo was of him. “I’m not going to talk about this anymore,” the New York Democrat said. “I think if I was giving a speech to 45,000 people, and someone stood up and heckled in the back, I wouldn’t spend three days talking to him. I’m going to get back to the conversation I care about.” That's what a guilty man says - hoping a terrorist attack or killer tornado will come along and push this super-embarrassing story off the front pages. ...but that's not going to happen. The headline says, "Rep. Anthony Weiner refuses to say if lewd Twitter photo was of him." Anthony, are you new to politics? That means it f-ing WAS him, ...OR he's the dumbest politician in Washington. This doesn't pass the smell test - at all - and I like Weiner. I wish he was innocent, but the evidence points towards "Guilty as Hell." *I* can defend every Tweet and every sentence I've ever written online - but Weiner can't? Why was @RepWeiner following some girl in California? Someone sent this woman a Brett Favre photo - and Weiner says, "Let's drop this?" Why do men do this? When I get drunk, the last thing I want to do is e-mail pictures of my Cheney. More bad evidence - Weiner says he was "hacked," but "no need" for an investigation. He also continues to use the same account - that means he knows who the "hacker" is. Meanwhile, Weiner is making Andrew Breitbart rich and famous. I wish he could survive this, but the GOP will never let that happen. They don't believe in "looking forward" the way our side does. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Primaries and Race Hi, Bart, In this day and age, I don't think a state which is 92.6% white represents most of America. Here's the fact sheet from the census on Iowa: New Hampshire is 94.8% white, also not representative of the modern United States. Why do we pay any attention to the Iowa Caucus and the New Hampshire Primary?!! Just wondering, Mary, Bilingual Librarian I suppose we do it because the Democrats are so brainless. They don't think about elections until the week before, and then it's too late to do anything. For the last thirty years, whoever says "Ethanol" the most times wins Iowa. What a super-stupid way to start a race for the most powerful position on Earth. Same with the GOP. Iowa is majority religio-wackos, so Bachmann, they say, is the favorite. The GOP's gotta hate their chances this year. That's why they keep talking about nobodies like Trump, Cain the Pizza Man and Chris Christie, who runs the Morning Zoo on some Newark FM station. Christie has said again and again, "I'm not running, I don't want the job," but the GOP has NO decent candidates - so they keep on looking. If Bachmann wins Iowa, which color should my 2011 Dodge Challenger be?? Dodge calls this color "Toxic Orange Pearl." I call it copper. I wonder if it turns green after a few months? Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best Marty always has good stuff. Also, check out their Sexy Halloween Costumes Pub Ho Re-writes the Rules But will that be enough? And to what end? Link Excerpt: Sarah Palin is spending the week breaking the rules again. Everything about her “One Nation” bus trip, except the bus, is the antithesis of how most politicians would do what she’s doing. The question is whether she could ever run for president this way. Palin is partway through her tour of symbolically important historical sites along the East Coast. After a weekend in and around the capital, she stopped at the Gettysburg battlefield and then saw Independence Hall and the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia on Tuesday. She will get to New Hampshire, whose political significance is well-known, late in the week. But this is not, she has insisted, a political campaign. Still, the trip has renewed speculation that she could be heading in that direction, though no one but Palin may know the real answer. John King had a good point on CNN yesterday - seriously. He said since FOX News kicked Gingrich off the air for being a candidate, for them to keep Palin suggests one of two things: Either she's given Roger Ailes her word that she's not a candidate OR FOX has chosen to let Palin break their rules, which should really piss off Gingrich. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Cheney's new book doesn't have a title yet, Might I suggest a few. 'How to Shoot Friends and Influence People,' 'A Dick for All Seasons,' 'Torture in the Rye'..." -- Craig Ferguson Send e-mail to Bart Debate: Osama and Building 7 Bart spars with a conspiracy theorist Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Developing Bart, we have to nail these fuckers using the same tactics... Jerry V Send e-mail to Bart Who's
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Last issue's sticker mystery... Revenge and bin Laden by Noam Chomsky Link "The May 1 U.S. attack on Osama bin Laden's compound violated multiple elementary norms of international law, beginning with the invasion of Pakistani territory. There appears to have been no attempt to apprehend the unarmed victim, as presumably could have been done by the 79 commandos facing almost no opposition. President Obama announced that 'justice has been done.' Many did not agree - even close allies. British barrister Geoffrey Robertson, who generally supported the operation, nevertheless described Obama's claim as an 'absurdity' that should have been obvious to a former professor of constitutional law." I'm confused by people who see this as a "norm" case and a "norm" criminal. Yes, Obama violated "norms" when he grabbed the most wanted man since John Wilkes Booth. He said he'd do that during the campaign and he did what he said he'd do. Why are liberals crying over "Poor Osama?" This is why the GOP says Democrats are soft on terrorism. "We could've gotten bin Laden, but it would've been a violation of accepted norms." That sounds like crazy talk to me... And Obama could've said bin Laden fired at Team Six - he didn't - he was honest about it. A less honest politician would've just lied to us. And there were 79 commandoes? Really? I heard there were 18 or 20. That sounds like an unnecessary exaggeration. And you seem to think you have a feather in your cap since you were able to find someone in England who agrees with the views of the extreme left. To me, that's no coup. Obama took the action that was called for. If Chomsky's great-grandson fell into a "No Swimming" river, would Noam obey the letter of the law and let him drown? Send e-mail to Bart One Hundred and Fifty Million Zombies. Sixty Million Dogs. All of them hungry for warm human flesh. The dead have risen, killing anyone they find. The living know what's caused it - a vicious contagion. But it's too late to stop it. Kindle $5.95 Paperback $13.09 Click Here Quotes
"Why would I drive a two-ton truck to get a loaf of bread?" -- common sense talk from Robert Latimer, today's USA Today I read a thing the other day - 60% of Americans say they'd refuse to buy an electric car after being told it'll only run 80 miles on the charge before you started using gasoline. How insanely stupid is that? Don't you think 90% of all trips are going to be 80 miles or less? Groceries, post office, liquor, harcuts, school, banking, Grandma - all that is going to be less than 80 miles away unless you live on a giant farm, so why shun electric cars? They say the Nissan Volt costs about $1,50 a day to drive, so why is America so eager to pay $65 to fillup their gas-guzzling pickup truck? I blame Rush Limbaugh. He has intentionally miseducated half this country. How many more soldiers need to die so Buford can drive his Land Cruiser to work? Send e-mail to Bart WTF
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Joplin Bikers 1, Handjobs 0 They even have a confusing video of the action Link According to one first-hand account, it went something like this: “When the police saw what was about to happen they grabbed (the handjob) and tried to push the bikers back!! Then they told the guy “Run, you stupid mother-fucker!” ha ha And I am quoting!! " We heard that more of them were blocked at a local truck stop by a few awesome truckers!! They pinned them in until it was over, not sure about this - that's just what we were hearing!! You may think of bikers as mean or lawless but when it comes to things like this they really step up!!!” Send e-mail to Bart Bush created half the debt
Quotes "Met Antonio Esfariandi, talked a few, just the 2 of us, got his "Don't gamble" autograph. I asked 'Where's your partner in crime?' He knew I was talking about Unabomber Phil so he said "I don't know and I don't care." I gave him a BC card and said, 'Later.' Met unabomber Phil, just 2 of us, got auto, gave BC card. Met Umberto Benes "the shark" just us 2. Met Devil Fish, asked why he's not on High Stakes Poker and he said "I'm too good, they won't let me play." Met Annie Duke and Howard (Professor) Ledderer. I asked Annie if she was an Obama fan, she said "Big time" gave her a Bartcop.com card." -- Unsent draft e-mail recently found from my first World Series of Poker, Send e-mail to Bart Subject: bacon Bart, did you know they sell gourmet chocolates with bacon in them? I'd rather savor gourmet web pages like Bartcop.com. Brad Brad, that was nice. ...not sure about bacon & chocolate. Send e-mail to Bart Private eye Pete Goddard takes leave of Los Angeles to re-establish The Night Rabbit detective agency in Ohio. Lovely Bonnie Kim decides to accompany him in the new venture. Their plan is to ease smoothly into the new area with nondescript cases. Instead, The Night Rabbit is asked to reopen a bizarre double homicide. David Redstone is a longtime Bartcop reader Click to Order FBI, Aussies target poker websites Why don't they go after criminals, instead? Link The Australian Federal Police and the FBI are jointly investigating untaxed and unregulated online casino sites, which take an estimated $1 billion a year from about 700,000 Australian punters. Bullshit. Tax them and regulate them - the answer is so simple but America doesn't want more revenue. Australians have long used sites such as PokerStars and Full Tilt Poker even though the Bullshit Gambling Act prohibits the provision of ''an interactive gambling service to customers in Australia''. It's legal if you go to a casino, but illegal online? That's plain crazy - why not make it a felony to shop at Walmart online? Companies that breach the act, which applies only to casino games, are meant to face fines of $1.1 million a day. A million dollars a day for the vicious "crime" of poker? Why don't they go after REAL criminals, instead of poker "criminals?" Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Palin's douche bag express Bart, could you please help me? I remember seeing a great Palin photo of yours where she is standing next to a bus that says "Douche Bag Express" I can't find it, would you happen to have that? Thanks Pitman Pitman, this is the only one I found after a quick search. Send e-mail to Bart When
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Mother-Daughter Torture Talk by my good friend Jane Stillwater Link Excerpt: "Just suppose for a minute that all the Arabs in all the Arab countries throughout the Middle East who have been tortured over the past many decades by various American forces and spy agencies and corporatists -- that they all suddenly got together with all the various Asians in all the many Asian countries west of the Indus and Urals where Americans have tortured quite a lot of people, and that all the Latinos from Mexico and all the many Central and South American countries where Americans have tortured untold numbers of people thanks to excellent torture techniques taught at the infamous School of the Americas, and that all the blood-covered Africans from all the economically-colonized African countries where American armies, intelligence agencies and corporations have tortured people over the past many decades since Patrice Lumumba and all the...." "Okay. Okay. I get the idea." Send e-mail to Bart Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are 172 shows online to listen to. That's a lot of BCRwith more shows coming! "What damn fool thing is Bart going to say next?" Anyone out there have graphics skills? I could use new Bartcop Radio Graphics. Anybody have any talent on loan from God?
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Don, Shingle Springs Don, I had no idea you were such a radical :) 1. That scares me. I'm possibly wanted in California. Motorcycle cop said "You just about ran me over, Boy..." I got a ticket in Temecula, they said they'd "be in touch," haven't heard back. I posted that MP3 online so when I get arrested, I could "prove" I tried to pay them. That was maybe 2003? The recording says the citation "was cleared." Well, for sure *I* didn't do anything to "clear" this ticket. My guess? I was so goddamned polite to this cop, and so f-ing incredulous about the nutty charge, at the end of the day he decided to drop the improperly written ticket and let me go. Trust me - you've never seen "polite" until you've seen me talk to a suspicious cop. 2. I don't get it - sounds like Lee Atwater talking (little humor) 3. I would agree with maybe 60% of that. I'm sure there are some drug dealers who belong in cages. 4. I don't get that - maybe it's a Cali thing. 5. I'm clueless - you're saying all federal offenses are meaningless? 6. I guess I'm the Republican in this argument. Violence isn't the only reason to put monsters in cages. 7. I think junking HS and TSA sounds like "Abolish the IRS." Did you vote for Rand Paul in 2008? :) We're two people with differing opinions. Thanks for your monthly support. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: The Elizabeth Smart case Link Want to get your blood pressure up? Send e-mail to Bart Wildlife Photo of the Day Link Two unlikely friends... Send e-mail to Bart Michael Moore, you're looking bad Stop crying over bin Laden's death Link You want me to cry a river for the man who terrorized this country for two decades? Do you want me to slam Obama for keeping his promise to kill OBL even if he was hidden away in Pakistan? You want me to worry about OBL being taken to some prison and awaiting a fake trial—with all of the international drama only to be“executed” on American soil? I don’t this so. Obama has broken the meme of the weak-kneed, sandal wearing, democrats who smoke peace-pipes in times of war. He has torn down Cheney’s tall tales about how our party can’t protect the United States. He’s destroyed the fraudulent belief that it takes massive armies to find those who desire to harm us. He has erased the memories of so many failed military operations by Clinton and Carter. He was on the money until he attacked Carter and Clinton. The only way Carter and Clinton screwed up is if the military told them "We can't carry out that mission!" and the Commander-in-Chief said, "You've got to try, whetever it takes." Apparently, the Joint Chiefs told Carter they needed six choppers to get our Iranian hostages and Carter had them send eight - only to have three crash in the desert. How was that Jimmy Carter's fault? If that mistake was Carter's, I'm sure the military would've leaked his bad decision-making. And Clinton didn't send those troops to Somalia - Bush the 'Smarter' did. As a former head of the CIA, Bush should've known al Qaeda had a presence in Somalia, but the blame fell on Clinton and Hollywood made a movie so nobody would forget that. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: recalls in Wisconsin All six recall petitions against Republican state Senators in have now been found sufficient by the Wisconsin Government Accountability Board (GAB). In addition to the three petitions the GAB approved last week against Dan Kapanke, Randy Hopper, and Luther Olsen, this morning they approved the petitions against Sheila Harsdorf, Robert Cowles, and Alberta Darling. Further, the GAB has delayed the determination of sufficiency or insufficiency on the three recall petitions filed against Democratic state Senators, due to the stronger challenges filed against those petitions: (because the GOP paid out-of-state scabs to fill out the petitions, making fact-checking them a little difficult for the GAB.) http://t.co/DCTUZfF Buh-bye Wisconsin GOP! Hope the Koch Bros go their money's worth for you! Zepp Send e-mail to Bart Put your pet's picture on bartcop.com for just $10. Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. It's terribly embarassing to see our whore media follow this ignorant slut around the country - begging for an interview. My opinion of America's whore press has worsened. I didn't think that was possible... Who's that Celebrity? Link Send e-mail to Bart World Series of Poker begins Link Will Obama's Justice Department raid the Rio and arrest everyone? Send e-mail to Bart Note: I will no longer open any e-mail with a blank Subject. Too many viruses are spreading and I get a lot of e-mail. If you get the virus and don't know anyone who can fix it, http://www.cat9productions.com/RemoteComputerSupport.html My tech is the BEST Are these song snippets too hard or too easy? Should I make the clues shorter or longer? Send e-mail to Bart 1988 Guess the City Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, last issue's mystery city was Habitat67 in Montreal, Quebec. Habitat 67 was designed by Moishe Safdie from a thesis "A Three-dimensional Building System" and has 158 housing units each having at least one private terrace on top of another unit. The units have a view of either the city or the St-Lawrence River. Expensive place to live - prices as high as 795,000$ or you can rent for as little as 3300$ per month. Everette B Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Do YOU, the reader, have a not-too-obscure History Mystery picture? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? Bart, that's 'baby" Alan Greenspan. He’s got my vote for one of the worst humans ever—chairing the 1983 presidential commission that raised Social Security taxes on the lower and middle classes and extended the full-benefits retirement age (including on me) from 65 to 67; then, as Federal Reserve Chairman, politically denying President Clinton the ability to fund needed investments in America and demanding that the deficit and debt be paid down; then using that hard-earned Social Security-generated surplus under Clinton to justify W’s tax-cutting free-for-all, which I prefer to describe as “No Millionaire Left Behind”. On top of all that, Greenspan’s got Mrs. Alan (Andrea Mitchell) shilling pro-corporate and wealthy interests as a “serious” correspondent all over the TV. Eddy the Pillar I remember in 2008, McCain was so pro-Greenspan, he said, "Even if he dies, I say we prop Greenspan up like Weekend at Bernies and let him run the Fed," which is really stupid, and it shows how clueless McCain really is. 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