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Tuesday, June 7, 2011 Vol 2702 - Susie Creamcheese
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"I am not concerned about a double-dip recession. I'm concerned that the recovery we're on is not producing jobs as quickly as I wanted to happen..." -- Obama, saying the right things... Link Now if he could just create some jobs... Send e-mail to Bart
Weiner: I'm a big, fat liar
Link Can Weiner survive? That's the big question a day after the idiot admitted to lying about sending a lewd photo of his crotch to a Seattle college student via Twitter. In a news conference yesterday, Weiner owned up to sending the photo and admitted that he'd sent similar pictures to six different women he met online over the last three years. Anthony - you sacrificed your career for a sex scandal - and you never even got laid. Could you have screwed this up any worse? Send e-mail to Bart Worst of all, it made this prick a GOP hero. Like what Dan Rather did for Bush's military record, Brietbart is no longer the lying, racist scumbag.
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Hairy-Chested, Retro-Sexual Legend Within... Just Like Papa! Subject: Weiner It's disappointing, he's one of our best guys..... He even apologized to Brietbartt... At least he is not resigning *sigh* Randy I don't get the "thrill" of sending pictures to a girl. Is that a generational thing? Do today's girls like getting body parts photos from guys? Subject: Weiner Bart, you wrote; "I guess I'm the only one who doesn't..." (have nude photos of himself on the phone.) My stupid iPhone is always dialing a number from my address book. I'll be driving in the Bartmobile and suddenly hear a voice. It's some friend of mine asking why I'm calling. That's all I need - automatic sexting. Sorry Bart, I thought not either. He was stupid, lewd and he lied, but his biggest mistake is giving brietbart a chance of looking legitimate. WHY WHY WHY would he open himself to this. He wont resign now but he will be forced out eventually. I have a headache. Mary in WA. Mary, you're right. The worst part is giving that asshole some respectability. Monday morning, Brietbart was "that blogger who got caught lying several times." Monday night, Breitnart was "that blogger who's sometimes right." Soon, Brietbart could be "that guy who took down Weiner." How stupid can Weiner be? Like Eldrick, girls are now crawling out from under rocks to say, "Me, too!" Is it like sex in public? The thrill of getting caught is half the fun? Subject: Weiner Bart, So – it turns out the smokin’ schlong really belonged to Anthony Weiner after all. Gee, what was the first clue – that he wouldn’t answer the simple question “is that you in the picture?” He let this ‘hang’ out there for what – 10 days – and then feels the need to come clean? I really thought this guy had a better head on his shoulders than that. He has humiliated himself, hurt the Democratic Party, given ammo to the Rethugs, and although he says he won’t resign, just give it time. He will be forced to. Democrats resign. Rethugs get standing O’s - I have no pity for him. But I feel very bad for progressive Democrats, and I’m angry. Mary Lou Weiner was going to continue to lie - but too many women popped up. Did he expect allll those women to take his secrets to the grave? I think he needs to resign. He'll never be taken seriously again. Send e-mail to Bart The View out my Window Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: prison population Bart, The statistics you had regarding prison population gives yet another reason to move to Canada - more than 6 times more likely to be behind bars in USA. Now that's something to be real proud of, huh? I recently heard some jails are privately owned. And judges can invest in and become part owners of these jails. Have you ever heard about this? That would make it profitable to send people to jails as they receive monetary incentives from local and state governments. How can this be? As long as money can be made they will continue without changing and jails will keep filling up with kids using harmless drugs without injuring or threaten anyone in society. onegladhouse I saw an episode of Law & Order about this. They arrested the crooked judge at the end. Anybody know the 411 on this? Send e-mail to Bart
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