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Wednesday, June 8, 2011 Vol 2703 - Spook louder
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"If you are a member of the elite media, like you are Chuck Todd or Bob Schieffer or Jake Tapper or George Will, please take a moment to pop over to Memeorandum and check out the reaction of various media outlets to the Anthony Weiner scandal. Then, come back here and answer me this: why didn't you assholes treat David Vitter or, especially, John Ensign this way? Why did David Vitter have an easy time getting reelected without having to listen to you guys question his morals 24/7? And why wasn't Ensign run out of the village on a rail for making a mess of the place? Aren't senators more than four times as powerful as congressmen? Isn't it a juicer story when the sex-scandal involves hypocrisy as well as lying? -- BooMan Link Send e-mail to Bart Weiner finally
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by Hendrik Hertzberg Link Sex scandals are an increasingly prominent, increasingly frequent, and increasingly varied part of American political life. They come in all flavors and orientations. If what the protagonist of the latest one said during his remarkable press conference this afternoon is true, if it’s essentially the whole story, then Weinergate breaks new ground: it’s the first entirely virtual political sex scandal, the first to have been conducted entirely via e-mail, and online social media. Prominent politicians like Gary Hart, Bill Clinton, and Anthony Weiner make speeches by the hundred, give media interviews constantly, and have extensively documented public records. If the politician is a habitual or characterological liar, the public record will show it and the lying-about-sex is redundant. Send e-mail to Bart Rick (I hate America) Perry -The Pixie From Dixie Shopping online?
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for $20Paypal to bartcop@bartcop.com Subject: Clinton Bart: Clinton was charged with civil contempt, and fined $90k for giving false testimony. Seriously, dude. Jason the sometimes friendly/antagonist Wait, Clinton was "charged and fined?" There was no justice involved? You could've said, "Allegations were made by partisn sons of bitches." If I remember right, he agreed to the fine to end the never-ending, $100M GOP Cock Hunt. Bill Clinton is the most investigated man in Earth's history - and all they found was a little tongue. What if they spent $100M looking into your personal life, Jason? Would you end up as clean as Clinton did? Send e-mail to Bart Who's
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Mystery Auto - identified Have you ever seen a car this sexy? Link It's from the past. Send e-mail to Bart U2 rocks the Space Station
With a shout-out to Gabby Giffords Watch the video At U2‘s show in Seattle on Saturday, Space Shuttle Commander Mark Kelly paid tribute to his wife, Gabrielle Giffords, in a video from the Space Station during the introduction of ‘Beautiful Day.’ Prior to Kelly’s video message, Bono had dedicated the song to the astronaut’s wife, Gabrielle Giffords. He introduced Kelly’s video with the words, “Imagine a man looking down on us from 200 miles up. Looking down at our beautiful crowded planet." Then Kelly appeared on the giant video screen, saying “Hello Seattle, from the International Space Station.” He then proceeded to hold up a series of inspirational words that floated around him. He ended the clip by speaking a line from Bowie’s ‘Space Oddity’: “Tell my wife I love her very much, she knows.” Watch the video - you might get goose bumps. For a few minutes, Bono made Commander Kelly the coolest guy on the planet. Do other bands get Space Station priviliges? Or is U2 the only band that's big enough? Send e-mail to Bart Clearly, Bush's tax cuts for the rich is our biggest problem. Saw it on http://www.liquiddaddy.blogspot.com/ Hype and nonsense: the Osama error by my good friend Marton Radkai Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Obama's approval ratings Bart: Yes, Obama’s approval ratings are once again in the area of 47%, but this is by no means a disaster; I figure a lot of those folks (like me) who have mixed feelings about Obama will still vote for him in 2012, as they won’t be able to bring themselves to vote for the Republican candidate, whomever that might be; the gag factor will work in Obama’s favor at election time. Dave In La Verne I saw a poll Tuesday - Magicpants over Obama by three. Means nothing. Obama will either be up against a Republican who loves socialized medicine or some crazy handjob who swears that Jesus road dinasours to temple. Send e-mail to Bart Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are 172 shows online to listen to. That's a lot of BCRwith more shows coming! Anyone out there have graphics skills? I could use new Bartcop Radio Graphics. Anybody have any talent on loan from God?
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Hairy-Chested, Retro-Sexual Legend Within... Just Like Papa! Subject: Trouble for Ted Rall Hi Bart. I know that the current times have been rough on you as a blogger, and that revenues have been bad. Didn't know if you were aware that the GREAT American political cartoonist of our times, Ted Rall, has fallen upon hard times because he too has been critical of Obama. In fact, he's been dropped from a lot of papers - uh, progressive ones - because he is, uh, perhaps a bit too honest about how fucking painful and terrifying life is for many Americans. Progressive media thinks he needs to tone it down a bit, as he writes in the following article http://www.americanpendulum.com/2011/05/ted-rall-rise-of-the-obamabots/ He's auctioning off cartoons on Ebay, just to stay alive. Here's his website: http://www.rall.com/rallblog/ For me, he is one of the few remaining persons who dare to speak the truth about how terribly fucking bad it is, one of the few who is truly connected to the pain many Americans who are struggling to merely survive. (He also has an extraordinary knowledge of Afghanistan, having lived there, and been the one fucking journalist after 9/11 who wasn't "embedded" and someone's fucking stenographer. He does great cartoons, but his articles about what's really going on there are important.) Ted has done a few cruel cartoons - as truth is cruel. Here is one from 2009 you might have missed. Sure the hell says what I feel, terrified, every day, about losing every fucking thing my family has forever. Obama does not give a fuck - fuck him! hammer on, hammer on, chookie chookie, I like Ted, I almost always run his toons, but sometimes he goes too far. The morning of the Sunday OBL died, NATO bombed a building in Libya where a child died and Ted tweeted, "Now Obama is a child-murderer." Not sure how that makes Obama a child murderer, but Ted goes to extremes, sometimes. Still, he's funny and talented so I hope he stays in comedy. It would be sad for a man of his talents to work in a "civilian" job. Send e-mail to Bart The View out my Window Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Re: Subject: Return to Hiroshima Bart, hey. Øyvind's take on this Hiroshima/Nagasaki nuke-bombing issue, I wish I'd written that. It certainly echoes my thoughts on the subject, scattered as my thoughts may be. Kudos your way then, for publishing what he has to say. For anyone interested in another approach to Japan's attack on the States in the 40's, Tokyo Station by Martin Cruz Smith comes highly recommended. Tokyo Station is the Brit publication title, it's called December 6th in the States, for whatever marketing reasons, I guess. It's a noirish fictionalized account, maybe the Casablanca of the Pacific. It takes place primarily in Tokyo a few days prior to the Pearl Harbor attack and in Shanghai a few years earlier in a flashback incident that gives more background detail on its anti-hero, an expat Yank who grew up in Japan and runs a bar in the city. Smith is one of my absolutely favorite writers. His Russian homicide detective Arkady Renko (Gorky Park) might just be my favorite fictional (book-wise, anyway) character. Renko is featured in a whole string of novels that covers the history of Russia from the days that Gorky Park takes place during the USSR to the more-or-less present day. Actually, Gorky Park is one of the only Renko books I haven't read; saw the flick with William Hurt as Renko and also starring Lee Marvin and Brian Dennehy. Another great "period piece" by Smith is his Rose, which takes place in a 19th C. English mining town. Anyway, throwing up an advert for Tokyo Station/December 6th with a link to your Amazon account may lead others to find this wonderful piece of writing and the other works of Martin Cruz Smith, especially in light of this discussion on the "virtues" or lack of them of nuking Japan under Truman. Hammer on, Doug the ex-pat Yank aka Iago in Taiwan Click to Order Send e-mail to Bart Put your pet's picture on bartcop.com for just $10. Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Who's that Celebrity? Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Obama's popularity Bart, I am afraid we are in between a rock and a hard place. Obama promised hope and change that failed to materialize. While he had big majorities in the House and the House did produce some really good legislation but the reptilian GOP in the Senate killed everything and O was too fucking timid to fight them. They filibustered every damn thing under the sun. They killed everything in its crib. The stupid fucking voters then turned the House over to a bunch of damned spoiled 2nd grade WATB's and that killed any hope for change. Now Obama's ratings are going down the toilet and he just might lose, yeah even to a bimbo grifter like Sarah. A poll out today indicates even Mitt would beat him. The stupid voters are so fucking pissed at the GOP in the house for doing exactly nothing except curbing women's rights they just might turn the House back to the Dems. Wouldn't that be just dandy? A GOP president and a democratic House so anything they might pass would be vetoed. The voters look like they will turn out or recall the idiots they just elected at the state level so at least there is that slim hope but if we continue in this fashion we are toast. AAAARRRRGGGHHH! Vince Seems all Obama has to say to the voters is this: "I know you're hurting and we all want jobs to come back faster - but don't let pain and frustration push you into voting for the party that caused you to lose your job, your savings and your home in the first damn place." Simple talk - people understand that. Send e-mail to Bart Note: I will no longer open any e-mail with a blank Subject. Too many viruses are spreading and I get lots of e-mail. If you get the virus and don't know anyone who can fix it, http://www.cat9productions.com/RemoteComputerSupport.html My tech is the BEST Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair We clean infected computers. Can we clean yours? Sign up now! We come to you! Nobody got yesterday's Mystery Song, which kills me. You guys have been consistently cracking the most obscure half-second snippets from the early sixties but when I do a seven-second snippet of the best song on a 2009 release by the biggest band in the world you come up dry? Really? We cannot move forward until someone gets this song. Send e-mail to Bart Delta slams Soldiers with $2800 Baggage Fees And they refuse to reimburse them Link Shame on we-don't-like-soldiers Delta Airlines. They can't do a small favor for someone coming back from fighting our wars? They way I understand it, the military dumps you wherever, say in Miami or New York. But if you live in Seattle or San Diego, it's up to you to find a way home. Delta, and every airline, should be flying these guys home FREE if there's an empty seat on the plane. Shame on greedy Delta Airlines. Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at Guess the City Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, last issue's mystery city is ________ Nobody got yesterday's Mystery City, either, but tons of you knew that Mystery Automobile. What happened to all you "That's too easy" guys? I guess most people never get to Cartagena, Columbia. Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Send me your History Mystery pictures Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? Bart, that's William S. Burroughs on the left, Jack Kerouac on the right. Our next scene is prompted by the image of Burroughs besting Kerouac in a fight, which appears on the jacket of the U.S. edition of Hippos. This is historically confusing, however, since the scene takes place not in the mid-1940s, when they wrote Hippos together, but in autumn 1953 in Ginsberg’s lower East Side apartment. Geoff Carver Send e-mail to Bart They found porn on bin Laden's computer. OBL had sex with goats - just like the vulgar Pigboy. Subject: donation Bart, glad you found a printer for your corporate welfare bumper sticker; I gotta have one. Here's ten bucks. More to come your way. Keep swinging that hammer! Ben Ben, thanks for the business. I paid extra for 5-day shipping so they should got out in a week or so. If
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