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Weekend-Monday, June 10-13, 2011 Vol 2705 - Deploy claws
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"For customers whose equipment was damaged in the storm, we offer to waive equipment replacement costs if they continue services with DIRECTV." -- DirecTV Press Release Link So, for the families who lost everything and can no longer afford the luxury od DirecTV, you're going to hound them for payment? Send e-mail to Bart
Weiner and the teenage girl
Link Anthony Weiner acknowledged Friday night that he had exchanged online messages with a 17-year-old Delaware girl, but his office insisted his dealings with her were "neither explicit nor indecent." I don't believe him. Why carry on with a girl if sex isn't the point? What did they talk about - her favorite Lady GaGa songs? I don't believe him and I predict things will get worse. The minute someone says "I'm loyal to Anthony," some 14 year old is going to show up with nasty weiner pictures. Police in New Castle, Del., confirmed they interviewed a high school junior Friday afternoon about her online exchanges with the perverted Democrat. The girl, whose name was not reported because she is a minor, told the network, "I'm doing okay." Ten days ago we were talking about that bastard Paul Ryan, who's out to kill Grandma's Medicare. Today we're wall-to-wall with "How perverted are the Democrats?" instead. This story is one constant drip-drip-drip with new and more sordid details coming out. Weiner needs to get therapy and figure out why he can't keep his pants on. He has a need - a compulsion - to expose himself and he needs to step the hell down. If he wants to run again after therapy, it's up to the voters, but right now, Weiner's arrogance is killing us Democrats. Send e-mail to Bart
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"She’s living. She’s alive. But if she were to plateau today, and this was as far as she (recovers), it would not be nearly the quality of life she had before. There’s no comparison. All that we can hope for is that she won’t plateau today and that she’ll keep going and that when she does plateau, it will be at a place far away from here.” -- Pia Carusone, a member of Gabby Gifford's staff, Link Send e-mail to Bart Jail for embedding videos? Link Senators Amy Klobuchar, John Cornyn (R-Pro-Rape) and Christopher Coons have proposed a new bill that was designed to make "streaming" infringing material a felony. This is another example of congress being bought off by billionaires. These days, if you were going to be charged with either illegal downloading music OR shooting at a cop, you'd probably get less time for shooting at the cop. Hollywood has convinced our bought-and-paid for "representatives" that listening to a song without permission is a terrible crime - almost as bad as playing poker. D Send e-mail to Bart ‘Heat burst’ surprises Wichita Link KSN Channel 3's meteorologist JD Rudd explained the causes of the rare nighttime temperature spike, known as a "heat burst." First, winds gusted up to 69 miles per hour at around 11 p.m. on Wednesday, when temperatures were still in the 80s. At 12:22 a.m., temperatures were at 85 degrees in the region. Less than 20 minutes later, the temperature spiked to 102 degrees, and wind gusts were 50 miles per hour. By 3:00 a.m., the temperatures had again fallen and the winds stopped. Can you imagine walking into a bar around midnight and it's 80 degrees. You drink one beer, then go outside to find out that, in the dark, it suddenly got 20 degrees hotter in twenty minutes? Good thing that didn't happen the day of the "rapture." :) The world is changing right before our eyes - but the GOP says they can't see it. Did you know it snowed in Hawaii this month? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Obama 2012 Hi Bart, What is needed is to make Biden Sec. of State and Hillary VP. Obama needs all the help he can get, if he refuses to start up a WPA-type jobs program. Hillary will bring all the people along who are disgruntled with him, as well as lots of Independents (in other words, those who don't pay attention but want someone with balls aboard, for a change). Ralph M (former Obama supporter who wishes he had voted for Clinton). I like that idea. Hillary is a better attack VP than Biden and you know it's gonna get nasty. Send e-mail to Bart New bumper stickers are in!
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they'll just pass those costs onto us." I say fine - as long as the super-rich corps are paying taxes. Bastards like Exxon-Mobil made $13B profit last quarter, pay no taxes, and then the governmment gives them billions more - WHY? Subject: The Necessity of the A-bomb Link Written in October of 1995 by James Michener. Send e-mail to Bart Who's
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The Bush Bastards - pedophiles Link This would hold a lot more weight if the author ran the headlines from the Washington Post. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: I went to a Teabagger rally Bart, here's a picture of me at a tea party last year. One vs. fifteen hundred. I have on my Beckerhead hat and big tea bags hanging from my balls labeled Sarah and Palin. The only flack I got was from a cop who asked me to take my tazer back to my car. I didn't need a cattle prod after all. Tea baggers are basiclly harmless, clueless, brainless droids. Just keep them away from sharp objects and positions of power. Michael H Send e-mail to Bart ICC: Gadaffy 'ordered mass rapes' Link Investigators have evidence Gadaffy ordered mass rapes and bought containers of sex drugs to encourage troops to attack women, the chief ICC prosecutor said. Luis Moreno-Ocampo said he may ask for a new charge of mass rape to be made against Gadaffy. The International Criminal Court's chief prosecutor is expecting a decision from judges within days on his request for charges of crimes against humanity to be laid against the Libyan leader, one of his sons and his intelligence chief. When I reported this a month ago, I was hit with a wall of, "Bart, you idiot - so are so f-ing naive. Don't you remember Kuwait's 'baby incubators?' You are the most naive dipshit in the world and you claim to have a bullshit detector?" While I'm on the subject, way the hell back in March 16 I wrote, Somebody needs to say it... If you're in Japan and you have the means to leave, I'd do that if I were you. They keep saying "Everything is fine," but that's what they said about Ground Zero right after 9-11, too. If everything is NOT fine, what would be the advantage of telling everyone? I caught some shit for that, too. Now fast forward 80 days to this headline: Japan doubles estimate of nuclear radiation leakLinkI'm not saying I'm always right - far from it. But you'd make more money betting with me than against me. Send e-mail to Bart Clearly, Bush's tax cuts for the rich is our biggest problem. Saw it on http://www.liquiddaddy.blogspot.com/ Top Newt staffers fire him They can't stand that SOB, either Link In a major blow to Newt Gingrich's presidential hopes, senior advisers to his 2012 campaign resigned en masse today, citing strategic differences. The staff defections are the latest major blow to Gingrich's presidential aspirations. Just days after he launched his 2012 bid, the former speaker alienated many Republicans by criticizing a Medicare proposal floated by Rep. Paul Ryan. That controversy—combined with embarrassing reports about a pricey credit line Gingrich once held with Tiffany's—prompted the bastard's poll numbers to sink. Last week, Gingrich was off the radar, after he and his wife decided to take a previously unannounced cruise to Greece. The trip reportedly irked the staff because of its lousy timing, according to Tyler. Gingrich returned to the campaign trail yesterday, adding a hastily arranged campaign stop in New Hampshire. One theory is that they left to help Rick Perry (R-Secede) get in. "I hate America so much I want to leave it - but I want to be your president." This could be a banner year for political comedy. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: KKardashian vs EFalco Bart, I don't see Edie Falco as a great actress, either, but we know why Edie Falco is famous. I had no idea why KK is famous so I asked my daughter. She says it’s because Kim made a sex tape. So my advise to Edie Falco if she wants to be as famous as Kim Kardasian, first she needs to make a sex tape, have it leaked , then sue the porno distributor that found it & settle for $5 million. It’ll help if Edie buys herself some implants first but that’s the price of fame & beauty. Jim D'A Notice they never call KK on that sex tape - that she produced. She hired a sound man and a cameraman to film it - and nobody calls her on it. Meanwhile, Paris was betrayed and stupid and they ALWAYS mention her sex tape. I think it took a tremendous amount of courage for Paris to overcome that. If somebody taped me blowing some dude - I'd never leave the house again :) Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Obama explained
Bart, you wrote: > I cannot explain why Obama continues many of those same (Bush) policies today. Mr. Obama is the best Republican President we’ve had. Many of his positions are to the right of Richard Nixon. The current crop of Republicans are lunatics, that’s the why Mr. Obama is the best. But a Republican he is. Ask Senator Widen about the 4th amendment violations in the Patriot Act that the President pushed for and signed. He can’t even talk about some of the programs the administration has in place. And the President is a constitutional scholar. He’s the one that didn’t want to look backward at the Bush administration law violations. (I guess arresting people before they break the law is the current policy.) The Republicans want to cut taxes. A third of the stimulus package was in tax breaks. The republicans wanted to renew the Bush tax cuts, the President signed them into law. The public wanted the public option with the health care bill. The Republicans did not. It was not included. I used to think that the President was a bad negotiator. The simpler and more obvious explanation is that the President is a Republican. What will the President’s compromise be on SS and Medicare to pass the debt limit bill? How different will it be from the Republican’s plan. Charley Hall Click for subscription info, FAQs and Options Why subscribe? There are 172 shows online to listen to. Anyone out there have graphics skills? I could use new Bartcop Radio Graphics.
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Send e-mail to Bart Clarence Clemons suffers stroke Said to be "seriously ill" Is Tweeting really cheating? by hates-everybody Maureen Doud Link When Gary Hart had his vertiginous fall in 1987, after his photo Donna Rice on the Monkey Business hit the papers, feminists were irate that this progressive pol was treating women as objects. They found it especially galling that Hart had married up — winning the daughter of a former president of his college — and then got caught dating down. Then Weiner married up to the glamorous and classy Huma Abedin, and only 11 months later got caught e-dating down with a Vegas blackjack dealer, a porn star and a couple of college students. This time, no feminist umbrage rang out — and not merely because Weiner is a liberal Democrat. Women have been conditioned by now to assume the worst. Send e-mail to Bart Les Paul's 96th birthday was June 9 To honor him, Google came up with a virtual guitar. Link You can even record what you play. Maybe you guitar players could mess with it and send me your 1-2 minute recording? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Keith Olbermann Keith olbermann will begin broadcasting from http://current.com/ on 6/20/11 at 8PM and a lot of houses around the country with cable can't get it. Please alert your on-line friends that they should go to current.com & find out if hey will receive it and if not, call their Cable company and demand they carry it. Keep hammering, Diana I'm on Cox Cable and we don't get Current TV. Olbermann's ‘Countdown' and Current TV about to come together Link Send e-mail to Bart The View out my Window Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Arizona burning Bart, hopefully the Evergreen 747 Super Tanker (24,000+ gallons of foam) along with a DC-10 (13,000+ gallons of foam) that have been called in to help from California will be able to get this thing under control. Using the helicopters and little fire bombers that at best carry 3,000+ gallons is like trying to drop a thimble of water on it and put it out. Lots of homes gone – and now the supply power lines to New Mexico and West Texas are in the path of this monster. See Ya Zeek Dude, stay safe out there... Send e-mail to Bart Put your pet's picture on bartcop.com for just $10. Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Who's that Celebrity? Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: 30 pro-rape senators Bart Slap this list of the 30 Pro-rape senators that voted against Jamie Leigh Jones amendment to protect women from rape. They deserve their names in lights for their Pro-Rape vote. Those who protect corporations that protect rapist belong in hell. The Pro-Rape 30. Alexander (R-TN) Barrasso (R-WY) Bond (R-MO) Middle Class.org gives him a score of 33% so far this year for his voting record Brownback (R-KS) Bunning (R-KY) Bunning has a score of 25% so fare this year for his voting record for middle class Burr (R-NC) Burr has a straight F from middle class for his voting record Chambliss (R-GA) Coburn (R-OK)- Senator Coburn has an over all score of F from middle class org for his record. Cochran (R-MS) Corker (R-TN) Cornyn (R-TX) Crapo (R-ID) He has an over all score of 33% for supporting middle class with his votes DeMint (R-SC) He has an over all score of 22% for supporting middle class with his votes Ensign (R-NV) – We already know that Ensign thinks that women can be paid off. Enzi (R-WY) Graham (R-SC) Gregg (R-NH) He has a 25% overall score for supporting the middle class. Inhofe (R-OK) Isakson (R-GA) He has an over all 33% score for supporting the middle class Johanns (R-NE) Kyl (R-AZ) McCain (R-AZ) He has a 33% score for supporting middle class with his votes McConnell (R-KY) Risch (R-ID) Roberts (R-KS) Sessions (R-AL) Shelby (R-AL) He has a 33% score for supporting middle class with his votes Thune (R-SD) he has a 22% score for supporting middle class with his votes Vitter (R-LA) We already know of Vitters low opinion of women. Wicker (R-MS) Peace Roger Roger, thanks for that. These sons of bitches gave Halliburton thugs the green light to rape drugged women. Of course, the Democrats remain silent on this. They can't figure out a way to make this a campaign issue. How goddamn stupid can Democrats be? Like I've said for years - our side flat-out doesn't want to win. Democrats would rather see women raped - legally - than stand up. ...except for Al Franken, of course. Go figure - a comedian is the only man in the US Senate with a conscience. Send e-mail to Bart I will no longer open any e-mail with a blank Subject. Too many viruses are spreading and I get lots of e-mail. If you get the virus and don't know anyone who can fix it, http://www.cat9productions.com/RemoteComputerSupport.html My tech is the BEST Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair We clean infected computers. Can we clean yours? Sign up now! We come to you! Send e-mail to Bart Slappy - the Crooked Judge Of course, the Dems won't mention this... Link As we reported in January, Thomas appears to have "knowingly and willfully" filed falsified Financial Disclosure Forms which withheld disclosure of nearly $700,000 his wife received from the rightwing Heritage Foundation for the better part of the last 20 years. Only once it was pointed out publicly this year did Thomas bother to file "self-initiated amendments" to the forms he had signed just above the legal warning in bold and all caps which reads: "NOTE: ANY INDIVIDUAL WHO KNOWINGLY AND WILLFULLY FALSIFIES OR FAILS TO FILE THIS REPORT MAY BE SUBJECT TO CIVIL AND CRIMINAL SANCTIONS (5 U.S.C. app. § 104)" While there has been little indication that law enforcement is actually investigating the crimes of the U.S. Supreme Court Justice (which, as we pointed out in January, are punishable by up to $50,000 and/or 1 year in jail for each instance of falsification), last Friday when Thomas' Financial Disclosure Form for 2010 [PDF] was released, the matter appears to have gotten shadier still, leading at least one government watchdog organization to describe what Thomas and his wife Virginia "Ginni" Thomas may be been doing as "Judicial Insider Trading." Funny, they're going after John Edwards with very questionable charges. I say that because nobody in history has ever been charged with the "crimes" they've charged Edwards with - but Slappy the Wonder judge gets a pass? Let me guess: "We need to look forward" when it comes to the crimes of the GOP. How come we can't "look forward" on the poker players and pot smokers? Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at Guess the City Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, last issue's mystery city is Brasília, Brazil. The building is the Cathedral of Brasília (Catedral Metropolitana Nossa Senhora Aparecida). Proof Bob G Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Send me your History Mystery pictures Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? Bart, that's George Halas, founder of the Chicago Bears and co-founder of the NFL. By the way, he played six games in the outfield for the New York Yankees in 1919, hitting .091. Got replaced for the 1920 season by a little better hitter, Babe Ruth. 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