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"Last summer, I brought Joseph over to the Schwarzenegger mansion. After that, people
in the house started whispering about how much they looked like each other. Maria would
ask if I needed to talk to her, and I kept saying no. Finally, she asked point blank if Joseph
was Arnold's son, and I just broke down. I dropped to my knees and I was crying, saying
that yes he was and I was so sorry. She cried with me and told me to get off my knees."
-- Musclehead's Baby-momma, who's now talking to the press Link
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"Last summer, I brought Joseph over to the Schwarzenegger mansion. After that, people
in the house started whispering about how much they looked like each other. Maria would
ask if I needed to talk to her, and I kept saying no. Finally, she asked point blank if Joseph
was Arnold's son, and I just broke down. I dropped to my knees and I was crying, saying
that yes he was and I was so sorry. She cried with me and told me to get off my knees."
-- Musclehead's Baby-momma, who's now talking to the press Link
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Oklahoma
to make The Pill illegal?
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It seems like weekly, Oklahoma does something to disgrace itself.
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"It would appear that in five days, the administration will be in violation of the
War Powers Resolution unless it asks for and receives authorization from Congress
or withdraws all U.S. troops and resources from the mission..."
-- Boner, in a letter to the president Link
Wouldn't it be great if Obama replied, "Shove that letter up your ass, errand boy."
...but, that wouldn't be nice.
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"It would appear that in five days, the administration will be in violation of the
War Powers Resolution unless it asks for and receives authorization from Congress
or withdraws all U.S. troops and resources from the mission..."
-- Boner, in a letter to the president Link
Wouldn't it be great if Obama replied, "Shove that letter up your ass, errand boy."
...but, that wouldn't be nice.
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Psycho hunts OBL's body
Famous diver has found 150 shipwrecks
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Is the truth down there? That's what deep-sea treasure hunter Bill Warren
wants to find out by trolling the Arabian Sea for the terrorist's remains
Warren says he's embarking on his most ambitious hunt yet for undersea treasure:
The corpse of Osama bin Laden. Warren, who has successfully discovered some
150 shipwrecks, says he'll spend at least two weeks scouring the floor of the North
Arabian Sea for bin Laden's body, at a cost of $11,000 a day.
Since Obama won't release photos of bin Laden's corpse, Warren says, he's taking it
upon himself to photograph the body and get DNA samples to share with the world.
Let's hope the Arabian Sea is big enough to break this psycho's bank.
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Rapist dies during the crime
Too bad the victim didn't get to stab his ass to death
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A Texas man died while raping a 77-year-old woman, local media reported.
Isabel Gutierrez, 53, broke into the woman's rural home armed with a knife and attacked her.
But in the midst of the rape he wasn't feeling well and "stopped having sex with her so he
could rest," the local sheriff said. The registered sex offender then rolled over and died.
So, now he's in Hell with Russert, Nixon and Saddam.
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Porn star: "Weiner asked me to lie"
When will his supporters finally say "Enough?"
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Subject: The Arabs are NOT happy
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6 Billion "In Cash" Missing in Iraq
It happened on Bush's watch, of course
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Pentagon officials determined that one giant C-130 Hercules cargo plane could carry
$2.4 billion in shrink-wrapped bricks of $100 bills. They sent an initial full planeload of cash,
followed by 20 other flights to Iraq by May 2004 in a $12-billion haul that US officials believe
to be the biggest international cash airlift of all time."
This is why evil sons of bitches declare wars - for profit.
When you're in a country at war - where people are being beheaded - nobody is going to
verify that there are meters on oil wells and when 6 billion in cash goes missing, they can say,
"Crazy things happen in wartime."
That money isn't missing - the Bush bastards stole it.
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Florida's E. Coli Conservatism
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There are unfortunately many states where we will be able to see the disastrous effects
of conservatism run amok over the coming months, but Florida bears particular watching.
The Republican-dominated legislative session there ended earlier this month, and Gov. Rick Scott
pretty much got what he wanted: a political Disneyland of business privatization and deregulation
that punishes the economically vulnerable and coddles the wealthy.
The state, in other words, now offers the perfect conditions for e. coli conservatism to thrive
and show its effects. Floridians are already being politically sickened by what they are seeing
—Scott has among the highest disapproval ratings in polls of any Republican figure—
but more state residents could even be physically sickened by the effects of the extreme
right-wing policies Scott is signing into law.
Florida - it's Oklahoma by the sea.
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Oklahoma's "finest"
Subject: Icehenge
Bart, Fun with needle ice at Galbraith Lake, Brooks Range about 3 a.m.
This stuff is really cool, it's soft ice that breaks off in splinters and sounds like glass shattering
and many of the pieces are prism shaped.
Wanted to get some photos so I stuck some of them in the snow to reflect the midnight sun
and they kind of resembled Stonehenge :o)
Astrocat, driving from Alaska to Minnesota
Bart, Fun with needle ice at Galbraith Lake, Brooks Range about 3 a.m.
This stuff is really cool, it's soft ice that breaks off in splinters and sounds like glass shattering
and many of the pieces are prism shaped.
Wanted to get some photos so I stuck some of them in the snow to reflect the midnight sun
and they kind of resembled Stonehenge :o)
Astrocat, driving from Alaska to Minnesota
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Subject: Gingrich Stealing from Charity
Bart, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Note the goal of this charity to “restore Christian principles in Washington”. Ha!
You know, to RESTORE good ol Christian principles because God knows that
pagan heathen darkie from Africa has only brought voodoo and child sacrifice
with him into the White House.
No, we need CHRISTIAN principles like when Bush was in office…
principles like STEALING (oil), TORTURE, LYING, etc etc etc.
You know, all the things Jesus “telled” him to do. This is so funny I can’t believe it.
Keep swinging the hammer Bart.
Jim, from the land of Rethugs, Springfield, MO
PS: I’ve lived in seven different states and in some large cities to boot and I have
NEVER seen so many porn houses along the highway like I see here.
Odd for the “Bible Belt” isn’t it?
Wonder if they have a drive through for the Baptists?
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Subject: GOP Rejects Global Warming
Bart
How many people have died from climate related disasters?
Katrina killed at least 1,800.
How many more will die because of Republican science denial?
As I've always said to my Republican friends:
If I'm wrong about global warming; I look like a fool -
...but if you're wrong you're responsible for a hell of a lot of unnecessary deaths.
It seems that the republican killing machine is in full "attack America and the world" mode.
And these people claim the moral high ground?
Walt Q
Walt, it's a hell of a lot worse than you said.
Earth might be uninhabitable in 100 years.
In our lifetime, we could have another dozen Hurricane Katrinas.
Joplin-sized tornadoes could become regular events.
The trees out West are already turning brown.
Some islands have disappeared due to the melting polar caps.
...but the GOP says it's all a big lie and Obama and
our Democrats are too scared to speak or act.
It's just our fucking planet - why bother to fight for it?
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GOP: Destabilize the Country
That way they can slip back into power
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Subject: Arizona in flames
Still doing our thing in Arizona fighting more fires and after promises of the
Evergreen 747 super tanker no one seems to know where that promise got off too.
Only had 4 passes with the DC10 from Victorville and it seems to have gone home – at least
no one has seen it since it made it’s passes on Eager, AZ. Trying to figure out the Forest Service
is like trying to figure out our political powers in Washington – good luck.....
Oh – by the way weather in our area is now 105 daily with 0 humidity – not a good thing for fire prevention.....
All the National Parks are now closed to the public for fear of more fires.
Cheers
Zeek in Tucson, AZ
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Subject: Weiner - 51% and you're gone
Hey Bart –
Your wrote:
> If 51% of fellow House members or senators want you out - you're f-ing GONE.
Fortunately, and unfortunately, Representatives represent their districts. If The People of NY-9
want Weiner gone, recall the man. Until then, we do not want rat-f’ing bastards like Tom Delay (R-Jail),
Gingrich (R-Quitter) or Cheney (R-Torture porn) calling the shots over who doesn’t get to represent
California or Illinois or Washington in either house.
I know, I know, it is a long shot, but I hope that some day a Senator or Representative will build a
sane caucus and with them retake the floor and demand an accounting. It has happened before, almost.
Senator Frank Church (D-Idaho, heart attack) did it over Nixon and the CIA.
Senator Paul Wellstone (D-Plane Crash)
Representative Dennis Kucinich (D-Gnome)
While I wish the Senate and House would decide to help the people instead of the entrenched elite
(ha ha – good one, I know), I think the best we can get is that we try to minimize the harm they do.
In all, isn’t it better that the House uses its time hyperventilating over pictures of underwear and
leg hair sent between consenting adults than killing and burying Medicare?
As the great, great, GREAT Rolling Stones told us time, and time again:
You can’t always get what you want. But sometimes . . . you get what you need.
At this point in time, we want jobs and a future.
But, we really need the Republicans to waste this session doing less harm.
If talking about Weiners and hotdogs and giggling like 13 year olds at a sleepover is what it takes, then so be it.
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, last issue's mystery city is the San Diego-Tijuana Port of Entry.
I never get these -- but I recognize this one!
Anybody who's sat waiting sat in a hot car with crying kids for four hours
to be given an unsmiling "welcome" back to the USA would find it hard to forget
(the exhaust-flavored churros help, but not enough).
Thanks, Bart! Keep hammering!
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
What is last issue's History Mystery?
Bart, that's The Barmaley, a fountain in the city of Stalingrad.
Geoff
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