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Weekend-Tuesday July 1-5, 2011 Vol 2716 - Death in slow motion
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"Think of your country as your daughter Obama is dating our country, and he's abusing it" -- Glenn Beck, showing why he was too vulgar for FOX News, Link What could upset small-minded racist Teabaggers more than the thought of "that nigger" having sex with your precious white daughter - and abusing her in the process? Send e-mail to Bart
The
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Do they go with traditional racists or the new torch-carrying racists? Link Seven months before Iowa starts the voting, it's turning into a battleground among the populist wing of the party for the right to take on the establishment wing in later states. The populist wing, which dominates Iowa Republicans, consists of social conservatives and teabagging huns. They are mostly motivated by racism, but abortion and gay marriage and fervent opposition to big government are also factors. Its candidates include Batshit Bachmann, Herman Cain (R-Extra Cheese), and dog sexer Rick Santorum. It also would include Palin if she jumped in. The establishment wing emphasizes more traditional Republican issues such as racism, taxes, spending and government regulation. Its candidates include Romney, Jon Huntsman (Who?) and Squeaker Gingrich. All are making token efforts in Iowa, all but conceding it. Rick Perry (R-Secede) is so racist he could appeal to both wings. Send e-mail to Bart
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Cantor’s office dismissed concerns over what appears to be a blatant conflict of interest – arguing that the short bet is just part of a “balanced portfolio.” I’ve been saying Republicans want to crash the economy to make Obama look bad in 2012 – but it appears they also want to crash the economy to pad their own bank accounts as well." -- Thom Hartmann, Link Why won't out money-driven press cover this story? Because there's no penis in it - like the Weiner story. That's what made Monica the biggest story in Amertican political history - there was a penis in it. Why is our money-driven press so obsessed with penises? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Four percent? Wow Bart, I cannot believe only four percent click on the links. Same here, I was hoping for a 200-300% increase instead of 4 %. One idea is to make the political cartoons a seperate link. Maybe like the three best of the day or something like that. Don't agree with you about everything, but would hate to see you gone. Da Joser Send e-mail to Bart Obama: ending tax breaks required to cut deficit Look who woke up and remembered he was a Democrat? Link Obama pressed his case on Saturday for achieving deficit reduction, in part by ending tax breaks and singling out hedge fund managers, oil companies and billionaires to take the hit. Obama is locked in a dispute with Republicans over how to bring down the deficit as part of a deal to raise the debt ceiling and prevent Washington from default. Democrats insist that some tax increases be included in a deficit-cutting package. Republicans say that would be bad for the economy. I wish Obama would learn to say "Screw you" to somebody besides the "professional Left." He should start right now and tell the GOP to eat shit and die. They screwed the economy with their tax breaks for the super-rich. If only Obama hadn't joined them at the end of last year... Send e-mail to Bart Subject: FOX vs Stewart, not Maher Bart!!! It’s because Bill doesn’t push that false-equivalency bullshit that “everyone does it” and basically state that Keith Olbermann is the same as Glenn Beck. I used to really like Jon, but he’s become the Obama of political comics. (ouch!) Maher kicks their teeth in, just as they deserve, and he makes no apologies - ever. Chris Send e-mail to Bart Strauss-Kahn Rape Case Crumbles Damn, we all assumed he was guilty... Link The sexual assault case against Dominique Strauss-Kahn is on the verge of collapse as investigators have uncovered major holes in the credibility of the housekeeper who charged that he attacked her in his NY hotel suite in May, according to two well-placed law enforcement officials. Although forensic tests found unambiguous evidence of a sexual encounter between Mr. Strauss-Kahn, Objection! I remember the whore press reporting that they found Strauss-Kahn's DNA on the maid's outfit. That's the kiss of death - did our whore media just make that shit up? Wouldn't it be nice to live in a country where the news was only half lies? a French politician, and the woman, prosecutors do not believe much of what the accuser has told them about the circumstances or about herself. Since her initial allegation on May 14, the accuser has repeatedly lied, one of the law enforcement officials said. Indeed, Mr. Strauss-Kahn could be released on his own recognizance, and freed from house arrest, reflecting the likelihood that the serious charges against him will not be sustained. The revelations are a stunning change of fortune for Mr. Strauss-Kahn, 62, who was considered a strong contender for the French presidency before being accused of sexually assaulting the hotel maid. So, French history, we can assume, was changed because this woman made a no-proof claim. At the time, someone suggested it could have been a set-up by Strauss-Kahn's political enemies. I remember aaking the question, "If this guy was so out of control that he couldn't stop himself from raping a hotel maid, why would that trait wait until he was 62 years old to come out? Another thing: When this story broke, our whore media said, "It was widely known in financial circles that Strauss-Kahn was a sexual predator. He even had a name 'The Seducer.' " I remember writing at the time: You knew he was a sexual predator and you kept that secret? and There's a damn big difference between seduction and rape. Why can't our whore media do better? Send e-mail to Bart We
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for $20Paypal to bartcop@bartcop.com More Catholic Rapes They helped this one escape to Mexico Link A former Reno Catholic bishop who has been embroiled in sex abuse cases involving former priests recently is resigning from his post in California. Pope Benedict XVI accepted the resignation of Bishop Daniel Walsh of the Santa Rosa, Calif., diocese. Walsh was appointed bishop of Reno and Las Vegas in 1987. When the Reno diocese was created in 1995, Walsh became head of Vegas Church. Santa Rosa diocese spokeswoman Deirdre Frontczak says Walsh is “very tired” after a “difficult decade.” Well, after a decade of rapes, who isn't tired? Walsh’s resignation comes a year short of his mandatory retirement at age 75. The Santa Rosa diocese has been hit with two lawsuits under Walsh’s tenure involving alleged child sex abuse by former priests. In 2006, Walsh was threatened with criminal charges for failing to report the alleged misconduct of the Rev. Xavier Ochoa, allowing him time to flee to Mexico. Walsh agreed to participate in counseling and was not charged. Well, of course he wasn't charged. We only charge people when a SERIOUS crime happens, like poker or pot smoking. But a little child rape? Sorry, that's a 100-year continuous, worldwide conspiracy to commit child rape. Why would we bother enforcing the law on something so trvial as child rape? Hey, I just heard there was an illegal poker game at some guy's apartment. You'd better hurry over and charge those criminals with illegal poker. Christ, they might even be smoking pot!! If you could bust a pot-smoking poker gang, you're a lock for your state's GOP nomination for Governor in 2012. Send e-mail to Bart Exxon oil spill in Yollowstone River Another day, another Exxon disaster Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Obama should bypass Congress on Debt Ceiling I don't understand why Obama is even negotiating with Congress over the debt ceiling when the 14th Amendment gives him the power to bypass Congress and order the debt ceiling raised. I'm sure if Bush were still president he would hesitate to bypass Congress on the debt ceiling. This is a national emergency. We can not allow the Republican party, who is trying to destroy Medicare to hold America hostage. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "He was just waving his arms and has a Bible in one hand, up and down, and screaming at the top of his lungs, 'sodomites' and 'you're going to hell. I thought he needed a hug. So I gave him a hug." -- Joan Parker, 74 year old lady giving out hugs for free Link "If I hadn't turned my head, I'd have gotten kissed right on my mouth," James Belcher, (R-Insane), minister at New Light Baptist Church No. 2 in Millers Creek. Link Is that what Christ would do? Arrest an old woman for hugging him? Send e-mail to Bart This is what pops up EVERY TIME I open Yahoo Whore Mail THIS is what you'll get if you upgrade your Yahoo mail. . Is there any way I can prevent Yahoo's friendly hookers from bothering me? Yahoo, you didn't have enough money? You had to go into business with hookers? Grey matters has opinions... Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: (no subject) Bart, I wanted to say thank you before the midnight deadline passes. And I'm looking forward to thanking four of you in person over dinner sometime soon. If you haven't thrown your name in the hat yet, make a donation of $3 or more before midnight tonight -- you'll be automatically entered for a chance to be one of our guests. More soon, Barack Really? The most powerful man on the planet just asked me for three dollars? Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "I've already been blessed so much and I know we're living with a bad economy, so I know this money can really help my classmates. It was the right decision." -- Allen Geui, who won $40,000 in a free-throw contest and then gave ALL THE MONEY to the seven runners up, Link This kid deserves a shot of Chinaco. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: celebrities wishing death on Palin's kids? I certainly wouldn’t wish death upon any of those kids, but it wouldn’t break my heart if they were all prevented from further procreation. Our humanoid gene pool is already watered down below that of Miller Lite. Rick P Palin is loading those kids up with gigabytes of hate, hate, hate. Christ, Bristol is what, 21 and she's already written a tell-all revenge book? "I'm not saying Levi actually raped me..." Too bad America doesn't have any reporters with the brains or balls to ask, "Ms. Palin, specifically, which celebrities wished death on your kids?" If our whore media exposed Palin (and Bachmann - et al) as the frauds they are the story would die and the lazy-ass reporters might actually have to do some work. It's like the Teabaggers - they've been here TWO YEARS and no reporter, to my knowledge, has ever asked them, "Take your country back from what or who?" I think watching aTeabagger state what he stands for would be great entertainment. Any idea where we could fund such an individual? I'm old and I've been paying attention and in all my years watching politics, I've never seen a real debate between two or more people that wasn't staged. Conclusion: Politics is nothing but a multi-billion dollar handjob featuring ugly people. 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Later, Robert C Send e-mail to Bart Murdoch loses $500M on MySpace Justin Timberlake among the new owners Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: the rich don't vote If the middle class is so worried about their demise why do they continue to support people like Bush and Wisconsin's Walker? I happen to know that the rich do not vote. Randy I blame the Democrats. They have refused to educate the ignorant people - the vast majority. Under Democrats, you'd get health care AND social security AND Medicare. Under the GOP, you'd get a coupon for 20% off that $350,000 surgery you just had. If you have an extra $280K lying around the house - the GOP plan will work for you! Why would the poor and middle class intentionally vote for higher heath care costs, higher taxes, fewer teachers, cuts in social security and you can wave goodbye to medicare - all so we can make things slightly easier on America's millionaires and billionaires? EVERY American could have free health care IF the poor and middle class went to the voting booth and declared, "Yes, we'd like that." But the GOP sells these idiots on the lie that this would be "socialism" and that means the Lord of your fiefdom gets to have sex with your wife on your wedding day. It makes no sense, but the too-busy-to-get-into-politics people are going with the tall guy with the better haircut because that's how Americans make decsions. Do we want the smartest pilot to land the plane in the thunderstorm? Or should we go with the pilot we'd most like to drink with? Send e-mail to Bart Put your pet's picture on bartcop.com for just $10. Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Who's that Celebrity? Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Nutter one For the middle class repug: What would you rather do, work for a decent wage and pay union dues and taxes? Or stand in line for watered down soup and stale crackers while your kid goes to work for a french pervert? Randy Send e-mail to Bart I will no longer open any e-mail with a blank Subject. Too many viruses are spreading and I get lots of e-mail. If you get the virus and don't know anyone who can fix it, http://www.cat9productions.com/RemoteComputerSupport.html My tech is the BEST Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair We clean infected computers. Can we clean yours? Sign up now! We come to you! Send e-mail to Bart Busted: A-Rod in Poker scandal! Baseball to investigate this most heinous crime Worse than anything Pete Rose or Michael Vick ever did... Link A-Rod was warned to steer clear of poker, but he simply didn’t. New York Yankees' slugger Alex Rodriguez played in a Hollywood poker ring that featured numerous A-list celebrities, says Star magazine. Star learned A-Rod played in another high-stakes no-limit Texas Hold 'em game as recently as the last two months -- which had a buy-in of $40,000. Poker player Adam Bilzerian is one of several sources who confirmed that A-Rod has been playing big-money poker — a development sure to catch the attention of major league baseball again. Christ, we live in a crazy country. Priests are systematically raping little boys by the thousands, Wall Street just stole the homes and the life savings of maybe a hundred million families, there may be a million child-brides behind those mysterious southern compound walls, and our society and government is busy going after citizens who enjoy playing poker? What the fuck is wrong with America? We have 20M kids on food stamps and poker is the "crime" we need to address? Besides, A-Rod makes $25M every year. Even if he loses $1M (no evidence of that - they say he often wins) that's nothing to a man who makes $25M a year. Why isn't there a sliver of common sense in this backwards country? Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at Today's Mystery City Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, last issue's mystery city is Portland, Oregon. Is that Mt. Adams in the background? Have I gotten two in a row? Jeff in Seattle Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link This is a really good one... Send e-mail to Bart Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? Bart, that's Cliff-Top Castle, Swallows Nest in Yalta, Ukraine In Feb 1945 Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin met there for their WWII Yalta Conference. Dave Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donations Can we talk? I've been trying to stay alive on the Internets during Bush's Great Depression. In mid-May, I had an idea about how to recapture lost revenues. 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