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Thursday-Friday July 21-22, 2011 Vol 2725 - Slo-Poke
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"Marketing tip: Maybe don't hire models who look like Casey Anthony. Turns women off...' -- David Spade, in a tweet Send e-mail to Bart Steve Wynn: Why I Hate Obama Vegas mogul has a problem with our president Link "I'm
telling you that the business community in this country is frightened
to death of Obama's weird
political philosophy. And until he's gone, everybody's going to be sitting on their thumbs." Wynn said he could very quickly create 10,000 new jobs himself and with the multiplier effect help create another 20,000 hires in Las Vegas. But like many other business people in both parties he's holding back under the Obama administration. "I'm afraid to do anything in the current political environment in the United States. You watch TV and see what's going on, on this debt ceiling issue. And what I consider to be a total lack of leadership from the President and nothing's going to get fixed until the President himself steps up and wrangles both parties in Congress... I'm saying it bluntly, that this administration is the greatest wet blanket to business and progress and job creation in my lifetime..." "Those of us who have business opportunities and the capital to do it are going to sit in fear of Obama. And a lot of people don't want to say that. They'll say, "Oh God, don't be attacking Obama." Well, this is Obama's deal, and it's Obama that's responsible for this fear in America. The guy keeps making speeches about redistribution, and maybe we ought to do something to businesses that don't invest or holding too much money. We haven't heard that kind of talk except from pure socialists. Everybody's afraid of the government, and there's no need to soft peddling it, it's the truth." I have no idea what Wynn is saying. At first, I heard he was screaming "crazy socialist" at Obama, so I prepared for battle. Then, Wynn bitched about Obama's failure to come to work and his lack of leadership, making me want to salute him. (He described himself as "a Harry Reid Democrat" God help his soul.) Then Wynn closed with his "pure socialist" crap which he failed to define. So what the hell is Wynn saying? He could hire 10,000 people if Obama showed more courage dealing with the GOP? I might agree with that. If Obama took off the kid gloves and explain to the assholes that HE WON and thus has "political capital and plans to spend it," just like Der Fuhrer did - how could they argue? If that's his point, why the phoney "socialism" attack without saying what that means? Wynn is a very, very rich man. How is it he never learned to speak coherently? BTW Steve, I'm sure your customers are thrilled to learn that Wynn and Encore are 10,000 people understaffed and you COULD hire them but ...you hate Obama. Sounds to me like I can't get a cocktail at your poker tables. Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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for $20Paypal to bartcop@bartcop.com Eldrick's Slide Continues Can he no longer afford his caddie? Link Caddy Steve Williams is not that happy about being sacked by Eldrick after 13 loyal years of service, particularly after having stuck by him during Eldrick's recent whoring around with anything that moved. Williams was Woods ever present sidekick for 13 of his 14 major victories and 63 of his 71 PGA Tour titles, This Aussie site has failed to spell "Woods's" (possessive) correctly. Or maybe Eldrick is too broke to possess anything? :) They say Eldrick's Broke CNN Money: Eldrick is without sufficient funds Link It’s no secret that Eldrick, once King of the Sports World, has suffered financially since his fall from grace. His endorsement list shrank and his marriage ended in a divorce settlement reportedly worth $100 million. But now he may actually be hurting for funds. At the very least, there are signs that he isn’t generating enough to comfortably cover his costs. Poor Eldrick - I'm beginning to feel sorry for the guy. Sidebar: I heard this story on the road, so I texted to myself, "is Eldrick broke?" My stupid iPhone changed that to "Is Aldrich broke?" Apple is just like Microsteal (Not a compliment) They're always figuring out what I really meant, and they end up giving me that instead of what I asked for. I hate it when people or things try to think for me. I know what I f-ing want - so stay out of my way and don't help. Is there any way to turn off that obnoxious auto-misspelling crap? Why can't computers do what WE tell them to do instead of what their know-it-all programmers tell them to do? Send e-mail to Bart Ott Art for Sale, 30% off
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