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Tuesday, Aug 30, 2011 Vol 2745 - Bobbing for Bacon
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"Has anybody seen my stool softener?" -- McCain, just turned 75, in a tweet He's still getting used to what's appropriate to tweet. Send e-mail to Bart Rick Perry's bad press We're already getting sick of him Link He's the frontrunner at the moment, but Rick Perry's facing down growing media scrutiny -- especially over his past statements. Here's an example: when his campaign attempted to back away from his book Fed Up! which contains attacks on Social Security that might make mainstream voters skittish, Perry publicly rejected it, doubling-down on his claim that the popular program is a Ponzi scheme and maybe unconstitutional. Democrats certainly seem to think talk like this is playing into their hands. "For Rick Perry, the way he matches up with Republican voters has proven to be at least a short-term political bonanza for him," says Bill Burton. "But in the long term, his ideology could have devastating consequences for our country. Especially the middle class." If Obama decides to campaign, he should be able to handle Perry easily. But as I've said 100 times, *I* could beat up Mike Tyson if Tyson absolutely and positively refused to throw any punches at me. If Obama stays on his turn-the-other-cheek politics of suicide, (like Gore and Kerry did) I'd expect Perry to win about 58 states. Send e-mail to Bart
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"The fire explodes from the elevator banks into the WTC lobby and engulfs me, its tentacles of flame hungrily latching on. An immense weight pushes down on me, and I can barely breathe. I am whipped around … I see people lying on the floor covered in flames, burning alive. Like them, I am on fire. I prayed for death, in that unspeakable way that people who are experiencing unimaginable pain can. But then I thought of my ten month-old son, Tyler: I can't leave my son. I haven't had him long enough … I can't die like this, stumbling into the streets in flames, surrendering my life in a gutter. At first, the EMTs stepped around me to help others. I could see that I'd been pegged as a goner." -- 911, WTC survivor Lauren Manning, Link
A shot of Chinaco to Lauren
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Afghanistan than have 85% of my body on fire. Buy her book. Next time you think you're having a bad day, think of Lauren Manning. Your day will instantly get a fuck-load better. Subject: Nancy Grace on dancing w/ Stars We're told Grace and her partner met for the first time in Atlanta last week. This could be another Kate Gosselin situation, where Nancy practices in Atlanta so she doesn't miss her TV show ... then travels to L.A. once a week for the live performance. So that's what she meant by "The Devil is Dancing Tonight." From Tom DeLay to Bristol Palin, they sure like repugs on that show. m. Nancy Grace craves attention like McCain's swimsuit model. Send e-mail to Bart My good friend Alan
Bisbort has an exhibit
coming up Sept 1-23 in Hartford, CT. Click Here for More Info Libya 'won't hand over' Lockerbie bomber Link This scumbag murderer seems very close to death. Usually I'd be for dragging him back to justice - but he's already been thru that. They released him to die and now he's dying. Of course, I'd feel differently if I lost someone on that plane. I'd want to go squeeze his breathing tubes... Send e-mail to Bart Subject: science vs war There is talk that the International Space Station might be shut down because we can no longer get supplies up there anymore. America shut down the Space Shuttle program without developing a replacement program first leaving us without the ability to put people into space. Now the Russians are having problems with their rockets and because of that we can't even put people in low orbit anymore. Instead of investing in science humanity has decided to put money into wars and religion. So we can't do the thiungs we used to do like go to the moon. I think humanity is on the wrong track and that we should be preparing for the day when we are no longer a single planet species. We should see a future where we travel between star systems rather than fight wars over who has the mightiest deity. We are losing ground and that's what happens when humanity turns it's back on reality. Marc Perkel I have a slightly different take on this. We can no longer afford NASA because Obama thinks the super-rich haven't been coddled enough. Send e-mail to Bart Obama's team should hire Mario Piperni. Mario knows how to frame the opponent. See more at http://mariopiperni.com Wake his raping ass up! Don't let him sleep thru his sentence - make him do every minute. Seems like the biggest crooks always wiggle out of doing time. Nixon, the Bush bastards, Ken Lay - they never did a day in prison. I'm surprised they got Bernie Madoff. Dick Cheney's Regency In his book, he disses D.M.F. and boasts of power Link Cheney's memoir -- by turns implacable, misleading and frank -- presents strong evidence that he served as de facto co-president of the United States from the morning of 9-11 until late 2006. Certainly, the book demonstrates that no vice president in American history has ever wielded such influence -- some would say control -- of the levers of power in Washington. His radicalism is served proudly. "I wanted to make sure the governor understood my record was not moderate," he writes about an early meeting with Der Monkey Fuhrer.. The Cheney Regency featured a canny bureaucratic mandarin waging war in tandem with a passive chief executive, What? "a canny bureaucratic mandarin waging war?" That looks like English, but what does it mean? ...who shared his views but his not skills. There is nothing comparable in the history of the American presidency. Some sympathizers have discerned the hand of God in Bush's presidency. Cheney, a less sentimental observer, gives more credit to himself. So, Cheney is a massive asshole with delusions of godhood? Who knew? BTW, have you seen Tweety lately? He calls this massive asshole "Cheeney" and insists that others do the same. Hey Chris, the whole world calls him "Cheney" or "that massive asshole." Don't try to change world opinion - you don't have the juice to do that. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: "Obama is a very lucky man" Bart, you wrote: > "Obama is a very lucky man. The GOP's Great White Hope > just lost the votes of every non-rich person over 50." (August 29, 2011) I think you're forgetting that this is America, and the one thing we can all count on is the stupidity of the average American. Nobody knows that better than me. Currently, Perry has jumped to a double-digit lead in the Repug run-off that's less than a year away: he's already polling better than Michelle Bachmann and Mitt Romney after only a week or so in the field. So my guess is that he's a shoe-in for Repug candidate. That's possible, but Perry has 15 months to make America sick of him. For some reason, politics is like horse racing - the guy in the lead at the start rarely maintains that lead. The guy lurking in 4th place usually ends up winning. When about half your population looks like this: Listens to this: Sorry, I meant this: Thinks like this: And votes for this: Well, then, just about any moron wearing cowboy boots with a Texass accent can get elected. All he's got to do is talk Jeebus, shoot a gun, and execute an innocent man. (Of course, being an ex-cheerleader also helps: Keep up the good work, and thanks for providing a northern wall of sanity against the unthinking morons that inevitably seem to all come from Texass. Robin Robin, nobody holds the American voter in lower esteem than me, but I can't see America signing up for another tour with a brainless, bragging serial-killer from Texas. If this was October 2012, I'd say Perry has a chance. But as of August 2011, he still hasn't done a real interview or debate. He may come off as dumber than Bush. Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
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Thanks to DC Dennis Sarah Palin Nude!!! Link Send e-mail to Bart Did anybody go to Seattle's Hempfest? Care to tell us what happens at a Hempfest? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Dangers of a Catholic upbringing Link Send e-mail to Bart Why Cavemen Hate Science by Paul Krugman Link Jon Huntsman isn’t a serious contender for the Republican presidential nomination. And that’s too bad, because Hunstman has been willing to say the unsayable about the GOP — namely, that it is becoming the “anti-science party.” This is an enormously important development. And it should terrify us. To see what Mr. Huntsman means, consider recent statements by frontrunners Perry and Romney. Perry recently made headlines by dismissing evolution as “just a theory,” one that has “got some gaps in it” — an observation that will come as news to the vast majority of biologists. But what really got peoples’ attention was what he said about climate change: “I think there are a substantial number of scientists who have manipulated data so that they will have dollars rolling into their projects. And I think we are seeing almost weekly, or even daily, scientists are coming forward and questioning the original idea that man-made global warming is what is causing the climate to change.” That’s a remarkable statement — or maybe the right adjective is “vile.” The second part of Perry’s statement is, as it happens, just false: the scientific consensus about man-made global warming — which includes 97 percent to 98 percent of researchers in the field, according to the National Academy of Sciences — is getting stronger as the evidence for climate change just keeps mounting. The main development over the past few years has been growing concern that projections of future climate are underestimating the likely amount of warming. Warnings that we may face burning up by the end of the century, once considered outlandish, are now coming out of mainstream research groups. Perry suggests those scientists are just in it for the money, “manipulating data” to create a fake threat. In his book “Fed Up,” he dismissed climate science as a “contrived phony mess that is falling apart.” I think *I* could beat this load of shit in an election. Trick Question: Hey Rick, at what temperature does water boil? Odds are he doesn't know - that would make him look stupid -er. But if he does know, I could reply, "So, you believe in science on even-numbered days or what?" OR, travel with a fifth grader and ask him questions: "Hey kid, how old is the Grand Canyon?" The kid replies "two billion years" and then play a clip of Perry saying the Grand Canyon is only 2,000 years old, proving to the voters that he's not as smart as a fifth grader. I think I could mock him into quitting. There are a hundred ways to defeat a moron. Think Obama will try any of them? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: the poor paying taxes... Somebody ought to ask these dirty doucheschnozzles - if they are so f-ing concerned that these poor people are not paying any income taxes exactly why they don't promote policies that would create some good paying jobs that these folks can have so they would be lifted into the income tax paying class? Vince Remember what Henry Ford said? He wanted his cars to be cheap enough that his employees could afford to buy one. Today's GOP wants the middle class destroyed - so who will buy their American products? Send e-mail to Bart My Teabagging Family by The Angry Liberal theangryliberal.blogspot.com I spent a few days away with family and friends. Needless to say, many are Republicans and worse yet, Tea Baggers. I'm sure many of you can sympathize (empathize?) with this situation, looking to spend some R&R time away, visiting loved ones, catching up with old acquaintances, and yet knowing all the while the political leanings of those you will meet and that there's always the chance of something being said -- whether it be by them or you -- where if not handled delicately could domino into a full-blown squabble. Send e-mail to Bart No, these numbers are NOT fun to play with. What kind of moron talks about the national debt in realation to how high the dollars would stack? I'd like to kick John Gordon in the balls. Quotes "I have to admit that I was seduced by the idea of Barack Obama. The idea of a black president, a young president, an articulate president, married to such a stand-up woman from a working-class family was hard to resist. There were those who warned, but I guess I didn't want to listen. We pinned our hopes on a shrewd, ambitious and double-faced political performance artist." -- Danny Schechter, Reader Supported News Link I disagree. I think Obama is a good man with an odd need to be accepted by his peers. But his peers are two-headed, mad f-ing dogs and he seems to not understand that. Send e-mail to Bart Bumper Stickers!
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